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I been trying to develop an alternative fuel |
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From a mix of all natural substances |
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But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst |
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To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel |
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I'm sorry what was this magical catalyst |
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Marijuana motherf**ker |
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Uh ladies and gentlemen players and playettes |
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Teachers staff and students |
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I am very honored to welcome you |
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To the high school annual talent show |
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Brought to you by the makers of |
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Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers |
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And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush |
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So without further adieux let's get this show on the road |
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First contestant bring your talent to the foreground |
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And let your smoke be yo' background |
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Everytime I go out |
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I'm blowing that smoke out |
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I buy it don't even know the price |
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I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit |
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And I'll be somewhere up in the sky |
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My nigga it's about to go down |
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We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die |
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All we need up in heres hoes now |
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Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside |
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Got a joint filled with quality shit |
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My bottom bitch smoking with me niggas talk shit |
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All of 'em shrimp |
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I'm a big fish |
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Roll a joint lick it once tell you hit this |
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Groupies on my dick |
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Several kushes on my hit-list |
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In and out these niggas bitches |
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Smoking tree and not to mention hustling trying to mind my business |
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You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping |
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Yeah I hear what they saying just be to high to listen |
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'Bout my money tripping if I even fold it wrong |
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You ain't smoking this good |
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If it's fire tell you I sold it all |
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Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round to roll it all |
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Or say f**k it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg |
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I show off I show off I show off |
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Car push to start hit the button once it go off |
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Keep the money coming in and the papers rolled up |
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And ain't worried about a hating nigga they get no love |
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Everytime I go out |
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I'm blowing that smoke out |
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I buy it don't even know the price |
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I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit |
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And I'll be somewhere up in the sky |
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My nigga it's about to go down |
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We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die |
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All we need up in heres hoes now |
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Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside |
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I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan |
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And blow circles around you suckas like a marathon |
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My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen |
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My bitch did my homework and now I'm in detention |
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It should be suspension |
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This is my audition |
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So play your position get the picture I envision |
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Did she mention: Snoop Dogg was made for kissing |
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A barracuda fishing she on a mission for me |
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Pleasure pain and glory in my inventory |
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My SATs my little bitch she did 'em for me |
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And now we prancing on stage at the talent show |
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We flossing my clothes my chain and my knapsack |
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Full of that hand me that can you see my telescope |
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Principal say she want to see me cause she smell my smoke |
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'Bout my money tripping even if I fold it wrong |
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Blowing zones with Wiz because this is the protocol |
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Everytime I go out |
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I'm blowing that smoke out |
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I buy it don't even know the price |
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I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit |
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And I'll be somewhere up in the sky |
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My nigga it's about to go down |
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We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die |
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All we need up in heres hoes now |
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Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside |
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Yeah it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan |
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It's a talent show and everybody got to know |
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You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready |
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So when I stepped in for the talent show |
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I had stole the show because I was already ready |
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Everybody should know they part |
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Because the whole world is the stage |
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And everybody play a part |
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So when you at the talent show |
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You got to know yo' part |
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And you got to know when to move |
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And when not to move |
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And by me being a famous player |
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And know my game |
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I took the talent show because I had style |
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I had flash I had originality |
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I had me and that's what it's all about |
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When you doin a talent show you got to be you |
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Green for the money gold for the honey |
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I'm the original |
