Mega Marital Problems

Mega Marital Problems 歌词

歌曲 Mega Marital Problems
歌手 Starbomb
专辑 Starbomb
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[00:00.00] Hello, Mega Man. und Mrs. Mega Man.
[00:03.29] Welcome to couples' therapy. I'm Dr. Wily.
[00:05.54] Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?
[00:08.16] But you're evil, and bent on world domination!
[00:09.88] Not anymore. Those days are behind me.
[00:12.30] Don't question it! Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat.
[00:15.94] Okay...
[00:16.48] Well you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
[00:18.52] A Mega House with two kids, and a hot Mega Wife
[00:20.55] But I got a little problem with my android bride
[00:22.74] When it comes to making love, she's never satisfied
[00:24.88] We've been fucking for decades! Sex has gotten routine!
[00:26.85] We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine!
[00:28.88] I'm sick of all the romance, and the cuddles, and the love
[00:31.14] It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff!
[00:32.90] It would be seeming to me that the problem here
[00:36.83] Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
[00:41.08] But she says the same thing, like a tape recorder!
[00:43.23] Quiet! The doctor is talking -- there must be order!
[00:45.92] ...Sorry, I'm not evil anymore.
[00:49.53] You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills
[00:53.50] And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
[00:58.00] Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam
[01:01.93] Or getting burnt by fireballs; she's a freaky man's dream
[01:06.39] Is that what you want, hon? A Robot Master?
[01:08.56] Get out and do it, you stupid bastard!
[01:10.75] Your marriage will be healthy like pure spring water
[01:12.86] Now leave my office before you are slaughtered!
[01:14.91] Fine, I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
[01:16.90] For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
[01:19.03] First I'll take on Fire Man, not much of a test
[01:20.82] Oh, your weakness is ice? I woulda never fucking guessed.
[01:23.11] Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
[01:25.18] Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fucking mind.
[01:27.39] I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
[01:29.53] Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches
[01:31.61] Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life
[01:35.52] I am Mega Man Zero, and I'm here to plow your wife
[01:39.63] I bring sex moves from the future, and my skills are vast
[01:43.67] Like my super double ultra mega nutbuster cumblast (Oh!)
[01:48.41] Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks
[01:51.89] I'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the cock
[01:56.17] My shining armor is red, the color of victory
[02:00.49] While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be
[02:05.63] Wait! What are you doing...?
[02:08.58] Mega Dick... activate!
[02:13.17] So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the Masters
[02:15.58] And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong-blaster
[02:17.64] And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes! More!"
[02:19.72] Then she loved him again, 'cause she's a shallow whore
[02:23.05] Sorry, that was misogynistic.
[02:26.05] She is a whore, though.
[02:27.17] What did you say?!
[02:28.37] Nothing!
[02:29.90] ...Douche.
Mega Marital Problems 歌词
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