| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/Arin Jospeh Hanson |
| [00:00.182] | 作曲 : Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan/Arin Jospeh Hanson |
| [00:00.365] | Arin: Hey, Ken |
| [00:01.338] | Dan: What's up, Ryu? |
| [00:02.846] | Arin: You know I think you're a f**king d**k right? |
| [00:04.120] | Dan: Yeah? |
| [00:05.677] | Arin: Well, I think we should settle this s**t once and for all with a rap battle to the death |
| [00:09.008] | Dan: Okay |
| [00:10.254] | Arin: Do you think you can stop eating p**is long enough to do that? |
| [00:12.783] | Dan: Probably... |
| [00:14.304] | Arin: Alright, let's do this! |
| [00:15.899] | |
| [00:16.250] | Round 1! Rap! |
| [00:17.465] | |
| [00:17.686] | Arin: F**k you, Ken, you're such a little f**king b**ch |
| [00:19.405] | I'm gonna break your f**king spine in half and throw you in a ditch |
| [00:21.650] | Start up a f**king beat and drop the mother****ing bass |
| [00:23.805] | So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face |
| [00:26.055] | I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f**king straw, man |
| [00:28.577] | Shredding you up worse than Vega fa**ing with his claw hand |
| [00:30.598] | Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all |
| [00:32.506] | They're both coming home with me, one for each of my b***s |
| [00:34.726] | Like the bonus round car your a*s is getting destroyed |
| [00:36.750] | My c**k is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids |
| [00:38.997] | Your d**k's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten |
| [00:41.243] | So what you got to mother****ing say to me, Ken? |
| [00:44.116] | |
| [00:44.371] | Dan: I really don't appreciate those things you just said |
| [00:47.301] | I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful |
| [00:50.988] | And I just, I, I just think that maybe- |
| [00:53.374] | Yo, an apology is in order |
| [00:56.941] | |
| [00:58.050] | Arin: Round 2! Rap! |
| [00:59.603] | |
| [01:00.426] | It's my honest suspicion |
| [01:01.895] | You're gonna want a physician |
| [01:02.944] | Only morticians are the one to help your future condition |
| [01:05.151] | Cause me whooping on your a*s is a time honored tradition |
| [01:07.290] | So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition |
| [01:09.650] | Watch your back, b**ch, I'm gonna make you scream |
| [01:11.717] | My d**k shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim |
| [01:13.936] | Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft |
| [01:15.989] | Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft |
| [01:18.201] | My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda |
| [01:20.550] | I'm the king of d**k jungle with my giant anaconda |
| [01:22.920] | Harness my Chi and beat your a*s with a Dao |
| [01:24.921] | So what you got to mother****ing say to me now?! |
| [01:27.426] | |
| [01:27.833] | Dan: Alright, two can play at this game, d**k-p**is man |
| [01:30.910] | Can you lose to me in a rap battle? "Sure-you-can!" |
| [01:35.277] | (Nervous Laugh) |
| [01:37.391] | Arin: Hadouken! |
| [01:38.038] | Dan: Arrrrrgh! |
| [01:40.432] | You have proven that you are the best |
| [01:42.074] | You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest |
| [01:44.778] | Arin: Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat! |
| [01:46.938] | Dan: Oh yeah, cool! |
| [01:48.084] | Arin: Great job, man! I knew you could do it |
| [01:49.986] | Dan: Thank you so much, I appreciate it |
| [01:51.199] | Arin: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! |
| [01:52.078] | Dan: Oowah! Oowah! Oowah! Oowah...... |
| [01:56.987] | My scrotums... |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Brian Alexander Wecht Leigh Daniel Avidan Arin Jospeh Hanson |
| [00:00.182] | zuo qu : Brian Alexander Wecht Leigh Daniel Avidan Arin Jospeh Hanson |
| [00:00.365] | Arin: Hey, Ken |
| [00:01.338] | Dan: What' s up, Ryu? |
| [00:02.846] | Arin: You know I think you' re a f king d k right? |
| [00:04.120] | Dan: Yeah? |
| [00:05.677] | Arin: Well, I think we should settle this s t once and for all with a rap battle to the death |
| [00:09.008] | Dan: Okay |
| [00:10.254] | Arin: Do you think you can stop eating p is long enough to do that? |
| [00:12.783] | Dan: Probably... |
| [00:14.304] | Arin: Alright, let' s do this! |
| [00:15.899] | |
| [00:16.250] | Round 1! Rap! |
| [00:17.465] | |
| [00:17.686] | Arin: F k you, Ken, you' re such a little f king b ch |
| [00:19.405] | I' m gonna break your f king spine in half and throw you in a ditch |
| [00:21.650] | Start up a f king beat and drop the mother ing bass |
| [00:23.805] | So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face |
| [00:26.055] | I' ll break your glass jaw like it was made of f king straw, man |
| [00:28.577] | Shredding you up worse than Vega fa ing with his claw hand |
| [00:30.598] | Cammy and ChunLi don' t think you' re sexy at all |
| [00:32.506] | They' re both coming home with me, one for each of my b s |
| [00:34.726] | Like the bonus round car your a s is getting destroyed |
| [00:36.750] | My c k is more swollen than Zangief' s thyroids |
| [00:38.997] | Your d k' s three inches hard, I' m working with a soft ten |
| [00:41.243] | So what you got to mother ing say to me, Ken? |
| [00:44.116] | |
| [00:44.371] | Dan: I really don' t appreciate those things you just said |
| [00:47.301] | I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful |
| [00:50.988] | And I just, I, I just think that maybe |
| [00:53.374] | Yo, an apology is in order |
| [00:56.941] | |
| [00:58.050] | Arin: Round 2! Rap! |
| [00:59.603] | |
| [01:00.426] | It' s my honest suspicion |
| [01:01.895] | You' re gonna want a physician |
| [01:02.944] | Only morticians are the one to help your future condition |
| [01:05.151] | Cause me whooping on your a s is a time honored tradition |
| [01:07.290] | So now I' ll do it even faster in the Turbo edition |
| [01:09.650] | Watch your back, b ch, I' m gonna make you scream |
| [01:11.717] | My d k shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim |
| [01:13.936] | Just like Sagat' s chest, you' re gonna need a skin graft |
| [01:15.989] | Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft |
| [01:18.201] | My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda |
| [01:20.550] | I' m the king of d k jungle with my giant anaconda |
| [01:22.920] | Harness my Chi and beat your a s with a Dao |
| [01:24.921] | So what you got to mother ing say to me now?! |
| [01:27.426] | |
| [01:27.833] | Dan: Alright, two can play at this game, d kp is man |
| [01:30.910] | Can you lose to me in a rap battle? " Sureyoucan!" |
| [01:35.277] | Nervous Laugh |
| [01:37.391] | Arin: Hadouken! |
| [01:38.038] | Dan: Arrrrrgh! |
| [01:40.432] | You have proven that you are the best |
| [01:42.074] | You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest |
| [01:44.778] | Arin: Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat! |
| [01:46.938] | Dan: Oh yeah, cool! |
| [01:48.084] | Arin: Great job, man! I knew you could do it |
| [01:49.986] | Dan: Thank you so much, I appreciate it |
| [01:51.199] | Arin: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! |
| [01:52.078] | Dan: Oowah! Oowah! Oowah! Oowah...... |
| [01:56.987] | My scrotums... |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Brian Alexander Wecht Leigh Daniel Avidan Arin Jospeh Hanson |
| [00:00.182] | zuò qǔ : Brian Alexander Wecht Leigh Daniel Avidan Arin Jospeh Hanson |
| [00:00.365] | Arin: Hey, Ken |
| [00:01.338] | Dan: What' s up, Ryu? |
| [00:02.846] | Arin: You know I think you' re a f king d k right? |
| [00:04.120] | Dan: Yeah? |
| [00:05.677] | Arin: Well, I think we should settle this s t once and for all with a rap battle to the death |
| [00:09.008] | Dan: Okay |
| [00:10.254] | Arin: Do you think you can stop eating p is long enough to do that? |
| [00:12.783] | Dan: Probably... |
| [00:14.304] | Arin: Alright, let' s do this! |
| [00:15.899] | |
| [00:16.250] | Round 1! Rap! |
| [00:17.465] | |
| [00:17.686] | Arin: F k you, Ken, you' re such a little f king b ch |
| [00:19.405] | I' m gonna break your f king spine in half and throw you in a ditch |
| [00:21.650] | Start up a f king beat and drop the mother ing bass |
| [00:23.805] | So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face |
| [00:26.055] | I' ll break your glass jaw like it was made of f king straw, man |
| [00:28.577] | Shredding you up worse than Vega fa ing with his claw hand |
| [00:30.598] | Cammy and ChunLi don' t think you' re sexy at all |
| [00:32.506] | They' re both coming home with me, one for each of my b s |
| [00:34.726] | Like the bonus round car your a s is getting destroyed |
| [00:36.750] | My c k is more swollen than Zangief' s thyroids |
| [00:38.997] | Your d k' s three inches hard, I' m working with a soft ten |
| [00:41.243] | So what you got to mother ing say to me, Ken? |
| [00:44.116] | |
| [00:44.371] | Dan: I really don' t appreciate those things you just said |
| [00:47.301] | I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful |
| [00:50.988] | And I just, I, I just think that maybe |
| [00:53.374] | Yo, an apology is in order |
| [00:56.941] | |
| [00:58.050] | Arin: Round 2! Rap! |
| [00:59.603] | |
| [01:00.426] | It' s my honest suspicion |
| [01:01.895] | You' re gonna want a physician |
| [01:02.944] | Only morticians are the one to help your future condition |
| [01:05.151] | Cause me whooping on your a s is a time honored tradition |
| [01:07.290] | So now I' ll do it even faster in the Turbo edition |
| [01:09.650] | Watch your back, b ch, I' m gonna make you scream |
| [01:11.717] | My d k shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim |
| [01:13.936] | Just like Sagat' s chest, you' re gonna need a skin graft |
| [01:15.989] | Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft |
| [01:18.201] | My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda |
| [01:20.550] | I' m the king of d k jungle with my giant anaconda |
| [01:22.920] | Harness my Chi and beat your a s with a Dao |
| [01:24.921] | So what you got to mother ing say to me now?! |
| [01:27.426] | |
| [01:27.833] | Dan: Alright, two can play at this game, d kp is man |
| [01:30.910] | Can you lose to me in a rap battle? " Sureyoucan!" |
| [01:35.277] | Nervous Laugh |
| [01:37.391] | Arin: Hadouken! |
| [01:38.038] | Dan: Arrrrrgh! |
| [01:40.432] | You have proven that you are the best |
| [01:42.074] | You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest |
| [01:44.778] | Arin: Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat! |
| [01:46.938] | Dan: Oh yeah, cool! |
| [01:48.084] | Arin: Great job, man! I knew you could do it |
| [01:49.986] | Dan: Thank you so much, I appreciate it |
| [01:51.199] | Arin: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! |
| [01:52.078] | Dan: Oowah! Oowah! Oowah! Oowah...... |
| [01:56.987] | My scrotums... |
| [00:00.365] | Arin: 嘿 肯 |
| [00:01.338] | Dan: 怎样 隆 |
| [00:02.846] | Arin: 知道我觉得你就是个混球对吧 |
| [00:04.120] | Dan: 所以？ |
| [00:05.677] | Arin: 不如用死亡说唱对决彻底了断 |
| [00:09.008] | Dan: 行啊 |
| [00:10.254] | Arin: 你能暂时停下吃屌专心应战吗 |
| [00:12.783] | Dan: 大概吧... |
| [00:14.304] | Arin: 好 开始吧！ |
| [00:15.899] | |
| [00:16.250] | 第一回合！开战！ |
| [00:17.465] | |
| [00:17.686] | Arin: 去你的肯 你就是个欠干的贱货 |
| [00:19.405] | 我要折断你的脊椎 把你扔进臭水沟 |
| [00:21.650] | 节奏响起 重低音炸裂全场 |
| [00:23.805] | 波动拳糊你满脸让你爽到升天 |
| [00:26.055] | 打碎你的玻璃下巴像折断稻草 |
| [00:28.577] | 我的利爪比铁面更让你皮开肉绽 |
| [00:30.598] | 嘉米和春丽都觉得你毫无魅力 |
| [00:32.506] | 她们今晚都归我 左右各搂一个 |
| [00:34.726] | 像奖励关的汽车 你屁股等着报废 |
| [00:36.750] | 我的巨炮比桑吉尔夫的甲状腺还肿 |
| [00:38.997] | 你勃起才三寸 老子软着就有十寸 |
| [00:41.243] | 现在你他妈还有什么屁要放 肯？ |
| [00:44.116] | |
| [00:44.371] | Dan: 你这些话实在有失体面 |
| [00:47.301] | 我从小就被教导要尊重他人 |
| [00:50.988] | 我觉得或许你该... |
| [00:53.374] | 给我好好道个歉 |
| [00:56.941] | |
| [00:58.050] | Arin: 第二回合！继续！ |
| [00:59.603] | |
| [01:00.426] | 我真诚建议你 |
| [01:01.895] | 最好叫个医生 |
| [01:02.944] | 只有殡葬师能拯救你的未来 |
| [01:05.151] | 因为暴打你是我的传统艺能 |
| [01:07.290] | 现在涡轮加速版更让你爽翻天 |
| [01:09.650] | 小心背后 贱人 我要让你尖叫 |
| [01:11.717] | 我的巨炮比达尔锡姆的手臂更长 |
| [01:13.936] | 像沙加特的伤疤 你需要植皮手术 |
| [01:15.989] | 现在尝尝我老二酸爽的滋味 |
| [01:18.201] | 我的韵脚像本田相扑般厚重 |
| [01:20.550] | 我是鸡巴丛林的巨蟒之王 |
| [01:22.920] | 凝聚气功 用大刀干翻你 |
| [01:24.921] | 现在你他妈还有什么屁要放？！ |
| [01:27.426] | |
| [01:27.833] | Dan: 好啊 这游戏我也会玩 鸡巴侠 |
| [01:30.910] | "你能在说唱对决输给我吗""当-然-能！" |
| [01:35.277] | (紧张笑声) |
| [01:37.391] | Arin: 波动拳！ |
| [01:38.038] | Dan: 啊啊啊！ |
| [01:40.432] | 你已证明自己是最强 |
| [01:42.074] | 波动拳在我胸口开了大洞 |
| [01:44.778] | Arin: 嘿 你做到了！押上拍了！ |
| [01:46.938] | Dan: 哦耶 酷！ |
| [01:48.084] | Arin: 干得好兄弟！就知道你能行 |
| [01:49.986] | Dan: 太感谢了 我真的很感激 |
| [01:51.199] | Arin: 旋风脚！ |
| [01:52.078] | Dan: 嗷！嗷！嗷！嗷...... |
| [01:56.987] | 我的蛋蛋... |
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