| [00:05.89] | So how was Joan? 琼安好不好？ |
| [00:07.22] | Broke up with her. 跟她分手了 |
| [00:08.75] | Oh,why? 为什么？ |
| [00:09.86] | Don't tell me. Because of the big nostril thing? 别告诉我 因为鼻孔太大？ |
| [00:13.76] | They were huge! 真的超大！ |
| [00:16.40] | When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. 她打喷嚏时 会有蝙蝠飞出来 |
| [00:19.73] | They were not that huge. 没那么大 |
| [00:21.83] | I'm telling you,she leaned back, I could see her brain. 当她仰起头时 我可以看到她的脑子 |
| [00:27.04] | How many women will you reject... 你到底要拒绝多少好女孩… |
| [00:29.01] | ...over superficial, insignificant things 只是因为非常肤浅的事情？ |
| [00:31.58] | Hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. 慢着，我必须帮钱德说话 |
| [00:34.51] | When I first moved here, I went out with this girl. 我刚搬到这里时 与一个女孩交往 |
| [00:37.28] | Really hot. Great kisser... 非常热情，很会接吻… |
| [00:40.02] | ...but she had the biggest Adam's apple. 但是她的喉结非常大粒！ |
| [00:44.12] | Drove me nuts. 真是让我受不了 |
| [00:46.93] | -You or me? -I got it. 你还是我？ 我来好了 |
| [00:49.73] | Joey,women don't have Adam's apples. 乔伊，女人没有喉结 |
| [00:59.94] | You guys are messing with me,right? 你们是在骗我，对不对？ |
| [01:04.11] | Yeah. We are! 对，我们在骗你！ |
| [01:07.11] | That's a good one. For a second there,I was like,whoa! 真好笑 我差点上当了 |
| [01:17.88] | 六人行 第2季 第03集 海先生之死 |
| [01:59.43] | You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason. 你与哪个女友分手 是因为正当的理由？ |
| [02:05.00] | Maureen Rasillo. 莫琳罗西洛 |
| [02:06.11] | Because she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason. 因为她不讨厌音乐家雅尼 这不是个正当的理由 |
| [02:14.25] | Hello,Mr. Heckles. 嗨，哈克先生 |
| [02:17.00] | You're doing it again. 你们又来了 |
| [02:18.65] | We're not doing anything. 我们什么都没做 |
| [02:20.05] | You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds. 你们脚步声太响 吓到了我的鸟儿 |
| [02:24.76] | You don't have birds. 你没有养鸟 |
| [02:27.89] | I could have birds. 我可以养鸟 |
| [02:30.73] | We'll try to keep it down. 我们会小声一点 |
| [02:32.90] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [02:34.40] | I'm going to rejoin my dinner party. 我要回去继续宴客了 |
| [02:37.77] | All right,bye-bye. 好，再见 |
| [02:41.14] | Okay,Janice. 对了，珍妮丝 |
| [02:42.41] | Give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky. 珍妮丝可以证明 我并没有乱挑剔 |
| [02:45.48] | We'll give you Janice. 我们同意你与珍妮丝分手 |
| [02:46.81] | I miss Janice,though. 但我蛮想珍妮丝的 |
| [02:49.00] | Hello,Chandler Bing! 嗨，钱德宝！ |
| [02:53.29] | Oh,my God! 喔，我的天！ |
| [02:57.19] | Oh,Chandler! 喔，钱德！ |
| [02:59.02] | Now! Now! 现在就要！ |
| [03:03.80] | That's it. 对了 |
| [03:05.50] | There! Faster! 对了！快一点！ |
| [03:15.11] | Stop with the broom! We're not making noise! 别用扫把了！ 我们没有制造噪音！ |
| [03:28.82] | We won. 我们赢了 |
| [03:30.19] | We did it! 我们胜利了！ |
| [03:35.09] | Mr. Heckles! 哈克先生！ |
| [03:40.80] | -How did this happen? -He was sweeping. 怎么发生的？ 他大概在扫地 |
| [03:43.47] | They found a broom in his hand. 他们发现他抓着一把扫把 |
| [03:48.81] | -That's terrible. -I know. 真糟糕 我知道 |
| [03:50.94] | I was sweeping yesterday. 昨天我也在扫地 |
| [03:53.15] | It could've been me. 搞不好也会一命呜呼 |
| [03:56.78] | Sweeping. You never know. 扫地，真是天有不测风云 |
| [03:58.85] | Never know. 世事难料 |
| [04:04.49] | It's very faint,but I can still sense him in the building. 很微弱 但我还可以感觉他在大楼里 |
| [04:09.20] | Go into the light,Mr. Heckles! 进入光芒中，哈克先生！ |
| [04:15.40] | Okay,Phoebe. 好了，菲比 |
| [04:17.57] | I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. 对不起 有时候他们需要帮助 |
| [04:22.14] | Here we go. 又来了 |
| [04:23.24] | That's fine,go ahead and scoff. 很好，嘲笑我吧 |
| [04:26.00] | There are a lot of things I don't believe in... 我不相信很多事情… |
| [04:28.68] | ... but that doesn't mean they're not true. 但这不表示就不是真的 |
| [04:31.02] | Such as? 譬如什么事？ |
| [04:32.55] | Like crop circles or the Bermuda Triangle or evolution. 像是玉米田图案或百慕达三角 或演化论 |
| [04:41.00] | What,you don't believe in evolution? 你不相信进化论？ |
| [04:43.53] | Not really. 不真的相信 |
| [04:47.37] | You don't believe in evolution? 你不相信进化论？ |
| [04:49.37] | I don't know. It's just,you know.... 我不知道，只是… |
| [04:51.74] | Monkeys,Darwin,it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy. 猴子，达尔文，很好的故事 我只是觉得有点太简单 |
| [04:59.91] | "Too easy"? Too 太简单？太… |
| [05:02.92] | The process of every living thing on this planet evolving... 这个星球上的一切生物 经过数千万年… |
| [05:06.55] | ...over millions of years from single-celled organisms is "too easy"? 从单细胞微生物进化而成 而你说太简单？ |
| [05:11.69] | Yeah,I just don't buy it. 对，我不太相信 |
| [05:14.59] | Excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy,Phoebe. 对不起 进化论不是信不信由你，菲比 |
| [05:19.06] | Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe... 进化论是科学事实 就像我们呼吸的空气… |
| [05:23.10] | ...Iike gravity. 就像地心引力 |
| [05:24.87] | Don't get me started on gravity. 别跟我提起地心引力 |
| [05:32.44] | You don't believe in gravity? 你不相信地心引力？ |
| [05:35.55] | Well,it's not so much that, you know,I don't believe in it. 倒不是相不相信的问题 |
| [05:39.82] | Lately I get the feeling that... 最近我感觉到… |
| [05:41.92] | ...I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. 我不是被吸住，而是被压着 |
| [05:45.39] | Pushed. 被压着… |
| [05:48.79] | It's lsaac Newton and he's pissed. 那是牛顿，他非常火大 |
| [05:54.33] | There she is. And over there, that's the other one. 她在那边，那里还有另一个 |
| [05:57.77] | This is Mr. Buddy Doyle, Heckles' attorney. 这是伯弟杜尔 哈克的律师 |
| [06:00.24] | He'd like to talk to you. 他想跟你们谈谈 |
| [06:01.74] | What can we do for you? 有何贵干？ |
| [06:03.14] | All right,kids,here's the deal. 好了，孩子们 事情是这样的 |
| [06:05.44] | According my client's will... 根据我客户的遗篷… |
| [06:07.68] | ... he wants to leave all his earthly possessions... 他要把他所有财产… |
| [06:12.48] | ...to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine." 都留给楼上吵闹的女孩们 |
| [06:17.76] | What about his family? 他的家人呢？ |
| [06:19.16] | He didn't have any. 他没有家人 |
| [06:22.59] | Okay,so let's talk money. 好，让我们看看有多少钱 |
| [06:26.63] | All right,there was none. 好，没有半毛钱 |
| [06:28.20] | Now,let's talk signing. 现在，我们来签字 |
| [06:30.10] | You be noisy girl number one. You be noisy girl number two. 你是一号吵闹女孩 你是二号吵闹女孩 |
| [06:34.87] | I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. 我真不相信 我们一直以为他讨厌我们 |
| [06:38.28] | Isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life... 真是不可思议 我们能如此感动其他人… |
| [06:42.00] | ...without even knowing it? 而自己却不知道？ |
| [06:44.18] | Would you look at this dump? 看看这个猪窝？！ |
| [06:45.88] | He hated us! This was his final revenge! 他痛恨我们！ 这是他最终的报复！ |
| [06:48.45] | I've never seen so much crap! 我从来没看过这么多废物！ |
| [06:51.00] | Actually,I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap. 我觉得这间公寓 侮辱了废物的美名 |
| [06:55.53] | Check this out. 看看这个 |
| [06:59.13] | Can I have this? 这个能给我吗？ |
| [07:02.07] | How can you not believe in evolution? 你怎么能不相信进化论？ |
| [07:05.84] | I don't know,just don't. Look at this funky shirt! 我不知道，就是不相信 看看这条怪衬衫！ |
| [07:09.64] | Pheebs,I've studied evolution my entire adult life. 菲比 我整个成年都在研究进化论 |
| [07:12.71] | And we've collected fossils from all over the world... 我们从世界各地搜集化石 |
| [07:16.35] | ...that actually show the evolution of different species. 能够证明不同物种的进化论 |
| [07:20.02] | I mean,you can literally see them... 可以真正看到它们… |
| [07:23.00] | ...evolving through time. 透过时间进化 |
| [07:27.66] | Really? You can actually see it? 真的？可以看得到？ |
| [07:29.93] | You bet! In the U.S., China,Africa,all over! 千真万确！在美国 中国，非洲，全世界！ |
| [07:35.27] | See,I didn't know that. 这我不知道 |
| [07:37.77] | Well,there you go. 这就是吧 |
| [07:41.67] | So now the real question is, who put those fossils there and why? 所以真的问题是 谁把化石放在那里？为什么？ |
| [07:50.58] | Look at this! My Big Book of Grievances. 看看这个！ 我的痛苦之书 |
| [07:56.72] | Hey,there's me! 嘿，这是我！ |
| [07:59.02] | "April 1 7th,excessive noise... 四月十七日，噪音过度… |
| [08:02.03] | ... Italian guy comes home with a date." 意大利佬带了女伴回家 |
| [08:05.76] | You're in here too. 你也在里面 |
| [08:07.57] | "April 1 8th,excessive noise... 四月十八日，噪音过度… |
| [08:10.20] | ... Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry cleaning." 意大利佬的同性恋室友 带了干洗衣服回家 |
| [08:20.81] | Well,that's excellent. 真是太好了 |
| [08:23.92] | Look at this lamp. 看看这盏灯 |
| [08:25.48] | Is this tacky or what? We have to have this. 真是够俗了 我们一定要带回去！ |
| [08:29.12] | I think we have enough regular lamps. 我们的好台灯够多了 |
| [08:31.56] | What? Come on,it's not like... 什么？好啦，我又不是… |
| [08:33.89] | ... I'm asking for this girlie clock or anything. 要这个美女时钟或什么的 |
| [08:36.83] | Which,by the way, I also think is really cool. 但我觉得这个也很酷 |
| [08:40.60] | Look,it doesn't go with any of my stuff. 听着，它与我的东西都不搭配 |
| [08:44.17] | Well,what about my stuff? 那么我的东西呢？ |
| [08:46.81] | You don't have any stuff. 你没有任何东西 |
| [08:49.48] | You still think of it as your apartment,don't you? 你还是认为那是你的公寓 对不对？ |
| [08:54.28] | Yes,you do. 对，你是这么想 |
| [08:55.61] | You think of it as your apartment and I just rent a room. 你把它想成是你的公寓 我只是租了个房间 |
| [09:01.82] | While you "mmm" on that, I'll go find a place for my new lamp. 你支支吾吾的时候 我会为我的新台灯找个地方放 |
| [09:09.19] | Okay,Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? 菲比 看我玩这些小玩具 |
| [09:16.00] | Opposable thumbs! 可对立的拇指！ |
| [09:19.04] | Without evolution,how do you explain opposable thumbs? 没有进化论 怎么发展出可对立的拇指？ |
| [09:24.44] | Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts. 也许外星主宰需要拇指 才能够驾驶飞碟 |
| [09:29.72] | Tell me you're joking. 请说你是在开玩笑 |
| [09:31.32] | Look,can't we say that you believe in something and I don't? 能不能说你相信进化论 而我不相信？ |
| [09:35.49] | -No,Pheebs,we can't. -Why not? 不行，菲比，不能这样 为什么不行？ |
| [09:38.46] | What is this obsessive need to make everybody agree with you? 为什么非得每个人都同意你？ |
| [09:42.49] | No,what's that all about? You know what I think? 这是怎么回事？ 你知道我怎么想吗？ |
| [09:45.56] | I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope. 我想你也许应该好好检视一下 罗斯这个生物了 |
| [09:55.00] | Is there blood coming out of my ears? 我耳朵有没有流血？ |
| [09:59.65] | Check it out. Heckles' high-school yearbook. 看看这个 哈克的高中同学录 |
| [10:03.85] | He looks so normal! 他看起来好正常！ |
| [10:05.38] | He's even kind of cute. 甚至有点可爱 |
| [10:07.59] | "Heckles,you crack me up in science class. “哈克 你上科学课总是让我捧腹大笑” |
| [10:10.16] | You're the funniest kid in school." “你是全校最有趣的学生” |
| [10:12.39] | -Funniest? Heckles? -That's what it says. 最有趣？哈克？ 上面是这样写的 |
| [10:15.93] | Heckles was voted class clown, and so was l. 哈克被选为班上的活宝 我也是 |
| [10:21.10] | He was right! Would you listen to that? 他说得对！ 听听那个噪音？ |
| [10:23.57] | I'd call that excessive. 的确是很吵闹 |
| [10:26.84] | What? 什么？ |
| [10:27.94] | Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. 哈克在乐队演奏竖笛 我也是 |
| [10:31.51] | He was in the scale modeler's club and I was 他参加模型俱乐部 我也… |
| [10:34.85] | There was no club, but I sure thought they were cool. 虽然我的学校没有俱乐部 但我觉得模型很酷 |
| [10:38.35] | So? You were both dorks. 所以你们两个都是书呆子 |
| [10:41.35] | Big deal. 没什么值得大惊小怪 |
| [10:42.62] | I just think it's weird,you know? Heckles and me 我觉得很怪，哈克与我… |
| [10:46.12] | Heckles and me. Me 哈克与我，我… |
| [10:48.36] | Me and Heckles. 我与哈克 |
| [10:49.93] | Hey,would you knock it off! 喂，别吵好不好！ |
| [11:10.32] | Have you been here all night? 你整晚都在这里？ |
| [11:12.28] | Look at this. 看看这个 |
| [11:14.22] | Pictures of all the women Heckles went out with. 哈克交往过的女人照片 |
| [11:16.32] | Look what he wrote on them. "Vivian,too tall." 看看他在上面写的 “薇安，太高大” |
| [11:20.29] | "Madge,big gums." “玛姬，牙龈太多” |
| [11:23.16] | "Too loud." “太大声” |
| [11:24.46] | "Too smart." "Makes noise when she eats." “太聪明” “吃东西发出声音” |
| [11:26.77] | This is me. 这就是我 |
| [11:28.67] | This is what I do. 这就是我的作法 |
| [11:32.17] | I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did. 我会像他一样孤独终老 |
| [11:34.84] | Heckles was a nut case. 哈克是个神经病 |
| [11:36.74] | Our trains are on the same track. 我们的人生道路方向一样 |
| [11:38.91] | I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. 我比他晚了30年 但终点都是一样 |
| [11:42.65] | Bitter Town... 愁苦城… |
| [11:44.65] | ...Alone-ville,Hermit Junction! 孤独镇，隐士村！ |
| [11:48.82] | You know what we gotta do? Get you out of here. 我们应该离开这里 |
| [11:51.42] | I'll buy you breakfast. 我请你吃早餐 |
| [11:53.33] | What if I never find somebody? Or worse,what if I found her... 要是我一直找不到伴侣？ 或更糟的，我已经找到了… |
| [11:56.43] | ... but I dumped her because she pronounces it,"supposably"? 但我却因为她说“厚许” 就甩了她？ |
| [12:01.00] | Chandler,come on, you're gonna find somebody. 钱德，好啦 你会找到对象的 |
| [12:04.27] | How do you know that? How? 你怎么知道？ |
| [12:06.34] | I don't know. I'm just trying to help you out. 我不知道 我只是想帮你下台 |
| [12:10.14] | You guys will all get married... 你们将来都会结婚… |
| [12:12.28] | ...and I'll end up alone. 我会孤独一人 |
| [12:14.51] | Will you promise me something? 你能不能答应我一件事？ |
| [12:16.38] | When you're married,will you invite me over for holidays? 你结婚后 过节时能不能请我去玩？ |
| [12:20.19] | I don't know what we'll be doing. 我不知道我们会怎么样 |
| [12:24.86] | I mean,what if we're over at her folks' place? 要是我与妻子 到我岳父母那里过节呢？ |
| [12:30.33] | Yeah,I understand. 我了解 |
| [12:35.63] | You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. 你可以过来看超级杯 |
| [12:38.24] | Every year,all right? 每一年都来，怎么样？ |
| [12:41.41] | You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. 我不要像这样子下场！ |
| [12:45.01] | I'll see you,man. 待会见，兄弟 |
| [12:56.42] | "Supposably." “厚许”… |
| [13:00.59] | Supposably! “厚许”！ |
| [13:04.66] | Did they go to the zoo? 他们去动物园了吗？ |
| [13:07.10] | Supposably. “厚许”吧… |
| [13:21.88] | Hi. It's me. 嗨，是我 |
| [13:26.00] | Oh,my God! 我的天！ |
| [13:30.06] | Janice? You called Janice? 珍妮丝？你打给珍妮丝？ |
| [13:34.00] | Yes. Janice. 是的，珍妮丝 |
| [13:35.36] | Why is that difficult to comprehend? 有什么难懂的？ |
| [13:37.53] | You remember Janice,right? 你还记得珍妮丝吧？ |
| [13:40.90] | Yes. She was smart,she was pretty and she honestly cared about me. 是啊，她很聪明，很漂亮 而且很关心我 |
| [13:45.70] | Janice is my last chance to have somebody. 珍妮丝是我的最后一个希望 |
| [13:55.45] | Oh,my God! 喔，天啊！ |
| [13:59.65] | Jeez,look how fat she got. 她真是胖了不少 |
| [14:03.32] | -Hey,it's everybody! -Hi,Janice. 嗨，大家都在这里！ 嗨，珍妮丝 |
| [14:07.29] | Janice,you're.... 珍妮丝，你… |
| [14:08.66] | Yes,I am. 是的，我有了 |
| [14:11.46] | -ls it? -ls it yours? 是不是… 是不是你的？ |
| [14:13.57] | You wish,Chandler Bing! 没那么好的事，钱德宝！ |
| [14:16.30] | You are looking at a married lady now. 我已经是少奶奶了 |
| [14:24.91] | Congratulations. 恭喜 |
| [14:27.00] | Sweetie,I'm sorry. 甜心，真抱歉 |
| [14:29.48] | You couldn't tell me on the phone? 你不能在电话上告诉我吗？ |
| [14:31.62] | And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh,no! 要我错过看到你的表情？ 才不要！ |
| [14:34.79] | Janice likes to have her fun! 珍妮丝喜欢乐子！ |
| [14:49.94] | You know what we haven't played in a while? 你知道我们很久没玩什么吗？ |
| [14:53.00] | Hide the lamp. 藏起台灯 |
| [14:56.61] | Monica,let it go. 摩妮卡，算了吧 |
| [14:59.71] | Did you know I'm allergic to shellfish? 你知道我对贝类过敏吗？ |
| [15:01.78] | Then you'll just have to eat the other lamps. 那么你必须吃其他的台灯 |
| [15:08.00] | It's scary scientist man. 可怕的科学家来了 |
| [15:13.29] | Okay,Phoebe,this is it. 菲比，这些就是了 |
| [15:15.23] | In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. 在这个手提箱中 我带来了真正的科学证据 |
| [15:19.20] | A briefcase of facts,if you will. 可算是整个提箱的证据 |
| [15:24.07] | Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. 其中有些化石超过2亿年老 |
| [15:29.41] | Before you even start, I'm not denying evolution. 我要先告诉你 我并不否定进化论 |
| [15:32.84] | It's just one of the possibilities. 进化论只是可能性之一 |
| [15:35.15] | It's the only possibility. 进化论是唯一的可能 |
| [15:37.35] | Ross,could you just open your mind,like,this much? 罗斯 你能不能稍稍敞开心胸？ |
| [15:42.52] | Didn't the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat? 以前最聪明的人 不也相信地球是平的？ |
| [15:47.59] | And up till 50 years ago,you thought the atom was the smallest thing... 五十年前，科学家认为 原子是最微小的事物 |
| [15:52.43] | ...until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. 后来科学家击碎了原子 于是产生了各种玩意… |
| [15:58.50] | Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant... 难道你是如此自大… |
| [16:02.94] | ...that you can't admit that there's a teeny,tiny possibility... 无法承认有一点点的可能… |
| [16:07.00] | ...that you could be wrong about this? 你们科学家也许会犯错？ |
| [16:15.75] | There might be... 是有一点点… |
| [16:19.00] | ...a teeny... 一点点… |
| [16:22.23] | ...tiny... 非常一点点… |
| [16:25.00] | ... possibility. …的可能 |
| [16:28.37] | I can't believe you caved. 我真不相信你屈服了 |
| [16:33.47] | You just abandoned your whole belief system! 你放弃了你的整个信仰！ |
| [16:38.21] | Before,I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. 以前我虽然不同意你 但我至少尊敬你 |
| [16:41.91] | But.... 但是… |
| [16:43.62] | How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? 明天你要怎么继续研究？ |
| [16:46.05] | How are you going to face the other science guys? 你要如何面对其他科学家？ |
| [16:49.00] | How are you going to face yourself? 你要如何面对你自己？ |
| [17:08.41] | That was fun. So who's hungry? 真好玩，有谁饿了？ |
| [17:10.68] | I am. 我饿了 |
| [17:11.78] | Me too. Let me just get my coat. 我也是 我去拿外套 |
| [17:22.15] | What happened? 怎么了？ |
| [17:25.36] | It was an accident,I swear. 这是意外，我发誓 |
| [17:27.03] | I was putting on my jacket and the thing and the lamp and it broke. 我正在穿外套 台灯就破了 |
| [17:31.20] | Oh,please,Monica! You've always hated my lamp! 拜托，摩妮卡！ 你痛恨我的台灯！ |
| [17:34.83] | And now all of a sudden, it's just magically,it's just broken? 突然间 它就奇迹似地破了？ |
| [17:39.30] | Phoebe,tell her? 菲比，告诉她 |
| [17:40.77] | I didn't see it,because I was putting on my jacket. 我没看到 因为我正在穿外套 |
| [17:44.28] | But I want to believe you. 但我想要相信你 |
| [17:50.05] | Hey,Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. 嗨，钱德 摩妮卡打破了我的贝壳台灯 |
| [17:54.52] | Neat. 真好 |
| [17:55.89] | I'm gonna die alone! 我会死得孤苦伶仃！ |
| [18:00.23] | Okay,you win. 好，算你赢 |
| [18:03.16] | Chandler,you are not gonna die alone. 钱德，你不会死得孤苦伶仃 |
| [18:06.06] | Janice was my safety net,okay? 本来珍妮丝是我的安全保障 |
| [18:08.20] | And now I have to get a snake. 现在我必须去养一条蛇了 |
| [18:12.20] | Why is that? 为什么？ |
| [18:13.24] | If I'm gonna be an old,lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing. 如果我会成为孤独老人 我需要养个东西 |
| [18:16.88] | You know,a hook. 有个依靠 |
| [18:18.71] | Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. 就像地铁上那个吃自己脸的人 |
| [18:22.41] | So I figure I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake." 我会成为 “养蛇的疯老头” |
| [18:24.72] | Crazy Snake Man. 养蛇疯子 |
| [18:26.22] | Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. 然后我会养更多蛇 当成我的子女 |
| [18:28.49] | Kids will run past my place! 小孩都不敢经过我的门口！ |
| [18:30.89] | "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout! 他们会叫道： 养蛇疯子要来抓人了！ |
| [18:37.56] | You've got to get over this. 你必须想开一点 |
| [18:40.53] | You won't end up alone. 你不会孤苦伶仃 |
| [18:42.17] | Of course I will. 我当然会 |
| [18:43.94] | I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me... 我甩掉了所有 笨得愿意跟我交往的女孩 |
| [18:47.91] | ...and then I bitch that there aren't any great women out there. 然后我抱怨找不到好女孩 |
| [18:54.25] | You have just described... 我们所交往的男人… |
| [18:55.75] | ...virtually every man that we've ever gone out with. 就跟你所描述的一样 |
| [19:01.35] | You are not a freak. You're a guy. 你没什么问题 你只是个平常人 |
| [19:05.12] | She's right. 她说得对 |
| [19:06.59] | You're no different than the rest. 你与其他人没什么不同 |
| [19:08.56] | Wait a minute,wait a minute. Yes,he is. 等一下，等一下 他是不一样 |
| [19:10.93] | You are totally different. 你其实很不一样 |
| [19:13.00] | In a bad way? 很糟糕吗？ |
| [19:14.23] | No,honey,in a wonderful way. 不，甜心，是很好的不一样 |
| [19:16.23] | You know what you want now. 现在你知道你要什么了 |
| [19:18.20] | Most guys don't even have a clue. 大多数男人根本不知道 |
| [19:20.00] | You're ready to take risks,be vulnerable and intimate with someone. 你准备好接受风险了 准备好接受伤害，与人亲近 |
| [19:24.04] | You're not gonna end up alone. 你不会孤苦伶仃的 |
| [19:26.81] | You called Janice. That's how much you wanted to be with someone! 你打电话给珍妮丝 这证明你希望与人厮守终生！ |
| [19:33.72] | -You've made it! -You're there! 你已经改变了！ 你不一样了！ |
| [19:35.82] | You are ready to make a commitment! 你准备好做出承诺了！ |
| [19:38.49] | Don't know about that! 但是自己却不知道！ |
| [19:48.13] | What you got there? 你拿了什么？ |
| [19:49.43] | Something else that's not yours that you can break? 不是你的东西 而你想要打破？ |
| [19:55.51] | I know you like this and I want you to have it. 我知道你喜欢这个 我也要你收下它 |
| [19:58.74] | It'll look good in our apartment. 在我们公寓会很好看 |
| [20:01.91] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [20:09.82] | That's fine. 没关系 |
| [20:13.93] | You'll all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. 你们会很高兴知道 明天晚上我有约会 |
| [20:18.26] | This woman Allison from work. She is great. 我的同事爱莉森 人很不错 |
| [20:20.37] | She's pretty,she's smart. And I've been... 她又漂亮又聪明 我一直… |
| [20:23.77] | ... holding off asking her out in the past,because she has a... 没有约她出来 因为她有一个… |
| [20:28.14] | ... unusually large head. 不寻常的大头！ |
| [20:31.18] | But I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore. 但我不要让这种事情阻止我 |
| [20:35.00] | Look at me. I'm growing. 看看我，我成熟了 |
| [20:38.15] | You can't recycle yearbooks,can you? 同学录有没有回收？ |
| [20:41.65] | I'll take that. 那个给我 |
| [20:43.05] | You want his yearbook? 你要他的同学录？ |
| [20:45.19] | Some people said nice things about him. Somebody should have it. 有人说了他的好话 应该留下来 |
| [20:49.03] | Gosh,this is so weird. 这真的很奇怪 |
| [20:51.80] | His whole life was in this apartment and now it's gone. 他整个生命都在这公寓度过 现在人去楼空 |
| [20:56.30] | I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments for Mr. Heckles. 我想我们应该为 哈克先生默哀一会儿 |
| [21:01.74] | He was kind of a pain. He was,but he was a person. 他是个麻烦人物 但他是个人物 |
| [21:12.42] | You're all going to hell. 你们全都会下地狱 |
| [21:14.32] | It's really not that big! 其实没有那么大！ |
| [21:19.66] | -Taking that with you,huh? -Oh,yeah. 你要拿那个走吧？ 没错 |
| [21:28.87] | You coming? 你来吗？ |
| [21:30.34] | In a second. 等一下 |
| [21:47.62] | Goodbye,Mr. Heckles. 再见，哈克先生 |
| [21:52.92] | We'll try to keep it down. 我们会安静点 |
| [22:05.27] | My major was useless. 我完全学非所用 |
| [22:07.07] | How often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher Wanted"? 报纸上什么时候看得到 “徵求哲学家”？ |
| [22:11.38] | Sure. 对啊 |
| [22:13.08] | My God,that's a big head! 天啊，那真是个大头！ |
| [22:17.22] | It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. 在办公室看起来没这么大 也许是因为灯光 |
| [22:21.25] | My head must look like a golf ball at work. 我的头在公司 一定像个高尔夫球那么小 |
| [22:25.59] | Don't get hung up on it. Quick! List five things you like about her. 不要想了 快列出你喜欢她的五件事 |
| [22:29.63] | Nice smile,good dresser. 笑容很美，衣着高雅 |
| [22:31.76] | Big head,big head,big head! 大头，大头，还是大头！ |
| [00:05.89] | So how was Joan? qiong an hao bu hao? |
| [00:07.22] | Broke up with her. gen ta fen shou le |
| [00:08.75] | Oh, why? wei shi me? |
| [00:09.86] | Don' t tell me. Because of the big nostril thing? bie gao su wo yin wei bi kong tai da? |
| [00:13.76] | They were huge! zhen de chao da! |
| [00:16.40] | When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. ta da pen ti shi hui you bian fu fei chu lai |
| [00:19.73] | They were not that huge. mei na me da |
| [00:21.83] | I' m telling you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. dang ta yang qi tou shi wo ke yi kan dao ta de nao zi |
| [00:27.04] | How many women will you reject... ni dao di yao ju jue duo shao hao nv hai |
| [00:29.01] | ... over superficial, insignificant things zhi shi yin wei fei chang fu qian de shi qing? |
| [00:31.58] | Hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. man zhe, wo bi xu bang qian de shuo hua |
| [00:34.51] | When I first moved here, I went out with this girl. wo gang ban dao zhe li shi yu yi ge nv hai jiao wang |
| [00:37.28] | Really hot. Great kisser... fei chang re qing, hen hui jie wen |
| [00:40.02] | ... but she had the biggest Adam' s apple. dan shi ta de hou jie fei chang da li! |
| [00:44.12] | Drove me nuts. zhen shi rang wo shou bu liao |
| [00:46.93] | You or me? I got it. ni hai shi wo? wo lai hao le |
| [00:49.73] | Joey, women don' t have Adam' s apples. qiao yi, nv ren mei you hou jie |
| [00:59.94] | You guys are messing with me, right? ni men shi zai pian wo, dui bu dui? |
| [01:04.11] | Yeah. We are! dui, wo men zai pian ni! |
| [01:07.11] | That' s a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa! zhen hao xiao wo cha dian shang dang le |
| [01:17.88] | liu ren xing di 2 ji di 03 ji hai xian sheng zhi si |
| [01:59.43] | You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason. ni yu nei ge nv you fen shou shi yin wei zheng dang de li you? |
| [02:05.00] | Maureen Rasillo. mo lin luo xi luo |
| [02:06.11] | Because she doesn' t hate Yanni is not a real reason. yin wei ta bu tao yan yin yue jia ya ni zhe bu shi ge zheng dang de li you |
| [02:14.25] | Hello, Mr. Heckles. hai, ha ke xian sheng |
| [02:17.00] | You' re doing it again. ni men you lai le |
| [02:18.65] | We' re not doing anything. wo men shen me dou mei zuo |
| [02:20.05] | You' re stomping. It' s disturbing my birds. ni men jiao bu sheng tai xiang xia dao le wo de niao er |
| [02:24.76] | You don' t have birds. ni mei you yang niao |
| [02:27.89] | I could have birds. wo ke yi yang niao |
| [02:30.73] | We' ll try to keep it down. wo men hui xiao sheng yi dian |
| [02:32.90] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [02:34.40] | I' m going to rejoin my dinner party. wo yao hui qu ji xu yan ke le |
| [02:37.77] | All right, byebye. hao, zai jian |
| [02:41.14] | Okay, Janice. dui le, zhen ni si |
| [02:42.41] | Give me Janice. That wasn' t about being picky. zhen ni si ke yi zheng ming wo bing mei you luan tiao ti |
| [02:45.48] | We' ll give you Janice. wo men tong yi ni yu zhen ni si fen shou |
| [02:46.81] | I miss Janice, though. dan wo man xiang zhen ni si de |
| [02:49.00] | Hello, Chandler Bing! hai, qian de bao! |
| [02:53.29] | Oh, my God! o, wo de tian! |
| [02:57.19] | Oh, Chandler! o, qian de! |
| [02:59.02] | Now! Now! xian zai jiu yao! |
| [03:03.80] | That' s it. dui le |
| [03:05.50] | There! Faster! dui le! kuai yi dian! |
| [03:15.11] | Stop with the broom! We' re not making noise! bie yong sao ba le! wo men mei you zhi zao zao yin! |
| [03:28.82] | We won. wo men ying le |
| [03:30.19] | We did it! wo men sheng li le! |
| [03:35.09] | Mr. Heckles! ha ke xian sheng! |
| [03:40.80] | How did this happen? He was sweeping. zen me fa sheng de? ta da gai zai sao di |
| [03:43.47] | They found a broom in his hand. ta men fa xian ta zhua zhe yi ba sao ba |
| [03:48.81] | That' s terrible. I know. zhen zao gao wo zhi dao |
| [03:50.94] | I was sweeping yesterday. zuo tian wo ye zai sao di |
| [03:53.15] | It could' ve been me. gao bu hao ye hui yi ming wu hu |
| [03:56.78] | Sweeping. You never know. sao di, zhen shi tian you bu ce feng yun |
| [03:58.85] | Never know. shi shi nan liao |
| [04:04.49] | It' s very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. hen wei ruo dan wo hai ke yi gan jue ta zai da lou li |
| [04:09.20] | Go into the light, Mr. Heckles! jin ru guang mang zhong, ha ke xian sheng! |
| [04:15.40] | Okay, Phoebe. hao le, fei bi |
| [04:17.57] | I' m sorry, but sometimes they need help. dui bu qi you shi hou ta men xu yao bang zhu |
| [04:22.14] | Here we go. you lai le |
| [04:23.24] | That' s fine, go ahead and scoff. hen hao, chao xiao wo ba |
| [04:26.00] | There are a lot of things I don' t believe in... wo bu xiang xin hen duo shi qing |
| [04:28.68] | ... but that doesn' t mean they' re not true. dan zhe bu biao shi jiu bu shi zhen de |
| [04:31.02] | Such as? pi ru shen me shi? |
| [04:32.55] | Like crop circles or the Bermuda Triangle or evolution. xiang shi yu mi tian tu an huo bai mu da san jiao huo yan hua lun |
| [04:41.00] | What, you don' t believe in evolution? ni bu xiang xin jin hua lun? |
| [04:43.53] | Not really. bu zhen de xiang xin |
| [04:47.37] | You don' t believe in evolution? ni bu xiang xin jin hua lun? |
| [04:49.37] | I don' t know. It' s just, you know.... wo bu zhi dao, zhi shi |
| [04:51.74] | Monkeys, Darwin, it' s a nice story. I just think it' s a little too easy. hou zi, da er wen, hen hao de gu shi wo zhi shi jue de you dian tai jian dan |
| [04:59.91] | " Too easy"? Too tai jian dan? tai |
| [05:02.92] | The process of every living thing on this planet evolving... zhe ge xing qiu shang de yi qie sheng wu jing guo shu qian wan nian |
| [05:06.55] | ... over millions of years from singlecelled organisms is " too easy"? cong dan xi bao wei sheng wu jin hua er cheng er ni shuo tai jian dan? |
| [05:11.69] | Yeah, I just don' t buy it. dui, wo bu tai xiang xin |
| [05:14.59] | Excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. dui bu qi jin hua lun bu shi xin bu xin you ni, fei bi |
| [05:19.06] | Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe... jin hua lun shi ke xue shi shi jiu xiang wo men hu xi de kong qi |
| [05:23.10] | ... Iike gravity. jiu xiang di xin yin li |
| [05:24.87] | Don' t get me started on gravity. bie gen wo ti qi di xin yin li |
| [05:32.44] | You don' t believe in gravity? ni bu xiang xin di xin yin li? |
| [05:35.55] | Well, it' s not so much that, you know, I don' t believe in it. dao bu shi xiang bu xiang xin de wen ti |
| [05:39.82] | Lately I get the feeling that... zui jin wo gan jue dao |
| [05:41.92] | ... I' m not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. wo bu shi bei xi zhu, er shi bei ya zhe |
| [05:45.39] | Pushed. bei ya zhe |
| [05:48.79] | It' s lsaac Newton and he' s pissed. na shi niu dun, ta fei chang huo da |
| [05:54.33] | There she is. And over there, that' s the other one. ta zai na bian, na li hai you ling yi ge |
| [05:57.77] | This is Mr. Buddy Doyle, Heckles' attorney. zhe shi bo di du er ha ke de lv shi |
| [06:00.24] | He' d like to talk to you. ta xiang gen ni men tan tan |
| [06:01.74] | What can we do for you? you he gui gan? |
| [06:03.14] | All right, kids, here' s the deal. hao le, hai zi men shi qing shi zhe yang de |
| [06:05.44] | According my client' s will... gen ju wo ke hu de yi peng |
| [06:07.68] | ... he wants to leave all his earthly possessions... ta yao ba ta suo you cai chan |
| [06:12.48] | ... to " the noisy girls in the apartment above mine." dou liu gei lou shang chao nao de nv hai men |
| [06:17.76] | What about his family? ta de jia ren ne? |
| [06:19.16] | He didn' t have any. ta mei you jia ren |
| [06:22.59] | Okay, so let' s talk money. hao, rang wo men kan kan you duo shao qian |
| [06:26.63] | All right, there was none. hao, mei you ban mao qian |
| [06:28.20] | Now, let' s talk signing. xian zai, wo men lai qian zi |
| [06:30.10] | You be noisy girl number one. You be noisy girl number two. ni shi yi hao chao nao nv hai ni shi er hao chao nao nv hai |
| [06:34.87] | I can' t believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. wo zhen bu xiang xin wo men yi zhi yi wei ta tao yan wo men |
| [06:38.28] | Isn' t it amazing how much you can touch someone' s life... zhen shi bu ke si yi wo men neng ru ci gan dong qi ta ren |
| [06:42.00] | ... without even knowing it? er zi ji que bu zhi dao? |
| [06:44.18] | Would you look at this dump? kan kan zhe ge zhu wo?! |
| [06:45.88] | He hated us! This was his final revenge! ta tong hen wo men! zhe shi ta zui zhong de bao fu! |
| [06:48.45] | I' ve never seen so much crap! wo cong lai mei kan guo zhe me duo fei wu! |
| [06:51.00] | Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap. wo jue de zhe jian gong yu wu ru le fei wu de mei ming |
| [06:55.53] | Check this out. kan kan zhe ge |
| [06:59.13] | Can I have this? zhe ge neng gei wo ma? |
| [07:02.07] | How can you not believe in evolution? ni zen me neng bu xiang xin jin hua lun? |
| [07:05.84] | I don' t know, just don' t. Look at this funky shirt! wo bu zhi dao, jiu shi bu xiang xin kan kan zhe tiao guai chen shan! |
| [07:09.64] | Pheebs, I' ve studied evolution my entire adult life. fei bi wo zheng ge cheng nian dou zai yan jiu jin hua lun |
| [07:12.71] | And we' ve collected fossils from all over the world... wo men cong shi jie ge di sou ji hua shi |
| [07:16.35] | ... that actually show the evolution of different species. neng gou zheng ming bu tong wu zhong de jin hua lun |
| [07:20.02] | I mean, you can literally see them... ke yi zhen zheng kan dao ta men |
| [07:23.00] | ... evolving through time. tou guo shi jian jin hua |
| [07:27.66] | Really? You can actually see it? zhen de? ke yi kan de dao? |
| [07:29.93] | You bet! In the U. S., China, Africa, all over! qian zhen wan que! zai mei guo zhong guo, fei zhou, quan shi jie! |
| [07:35.27] | See, I didn' t know that. zhe wo bu zhi dao |
| [07:37.77] | Well, there you go. zhe jiu shi ba |
| [07:41.67] | So now the real question is, who put those fossils there and why? suo yi zhen de wen ti shi shui ba hua shi fang zai na li? wei shi me? |
| [07:50.58] | Look at this! My Big Book of Grievances. kan kan zhe ge! wo de tong ku zhi shu |
| [07:56.72] | Hey, there' s me! hei, zhe shi wo! |
| [07:59.02] | " April 1 7th, excessive noise... si yue shi qi ri, zao yin guo du |
| [08:02.03] | ... Italian guy comes home with a date." yi da li lao dai le nv ban hui jia |
| [08:05.76] | You' re in here too. ni ye zai li mian |
| [08:07.57] | " April 1 8th, excessive noise... si yue shi ba ri, zao yin guo du |
| [08:10.20] | ... Italian guy' s gay roommate brings home dry cleaning." yi da li lao de tong xing lian shi you dai le gan xi yi fu hui jia |
| [08:20.81] | Well, that' s excellent. zhen shi tai hao le |
| [08:23.92] | Look at this lamp. kan kan zhe zhan deng |
| [08:25.48] | Is this tacky or what? We have to have this. zhen shi gou su le wo men yi ding yao dai hui qu! |
| [08:29.12] | I think we have enough regular lamps. wo men de hao tai deng gou duo le |
| [08:31.56] | What? Come on, it' s not like... shen me? hao la, wo you bu shi |
| [08:33.89] | ... I' m asking for this girlie clock or anything. yao zhe ge mei nv shi zhong huo shen me de |
| [08:36.83] | Which, by the way, I also think is really cool. dan wo jue de zhe ge ye hen ku |
| [08:40.60] | Look, it doesn' t go with any of my stuff. ting zhe, ta yu wo de dong xi dou bu da pei |
| [08:44.17] | Well, what about my stuff? na me wo de dong xi ne? |
| [08:46.81] | You don' t have any stuff. ni mei you ren he dong xi |
| [08:49.48] | You still think of it as your apartment, don' t you? ni hai shi ren wei na shi ni de gong yu dui bu dui? |
| [08:54.28] | Yes, you do. dui, ni shi zhe me xiang |
| [08:55.61] | You think of it as your apartment and I just rent a room. ni ba ta xiang cheng shi ni de gong yu wo zhi shi zu le ge fang jian |
| [09:01.82] | While you " mmm" on that, I' ll go find a place for my new lamp. ni zhi zhi wu wu de shi hou wo hui wei wo de xin tai deng zhao ge di fang fang |
| [09:09.19] | Okay, Pheebs. See how I' m making these little toys move? fei bi kan wo wan zhei xie xiao wan ju |
| [09:16.00] | Opposable thumbs! ke dui li de mu zhi! |
| [09:19.04] | Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs? mei you jin hua lun zen me fa zhan chu ke dui li de mu zhi? |
| [09:24.44] | Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts. ye xu wai xing zhu zai xu yao mu zhi cai neng gou jia shi fei die |
| [09:29.72] | Tell me you' re joking. qing shuo ni shi zai kai wan xiao |
| [09:31.32] | Look, can' t we say that you believe in something and I don' t? neng bu neng shuo ni xiang xin jin hua lun er wo bu xiang xin? |
| [09:35.49] | No, Pheebs, we can' t. Why not? bu xing, fei bi, bu neng zhe yang wei shi me bu xing? |
| [09:38.46] | What is this obsessive need to make everybody agree with you? wei shi me fei dei mei ge ren dou tong yi ni? |
| [09:42.49] | No, what' s that all about? You know what I think? zhe shi zen me hui shi? ni zhi dao wo zen me xiang ma? |
| [09:45.56] | I think maybe it' s time you put Ross under the microscope. wo xiang ni ye xu ying gai hao hao jian shi yi xia luo si zhe ge sheng wu le |
| [09:55.00] | Is there blood coming out of my ears? wo er duo you mei you liu xie? |
| [09:59.65] | Check it out. Heckles' highschool yearbook. kan kan zhe ge ha ke de gao zhong tong xue lu |
| [10:03.85] | He looks so normal! ta kan qi lai hao zheng chang! |
| [10:05.38] | He' s even kind of cute. shen zhi you dian ke ai |
| [10:07.59] | " Heckles, you crack me up in science class. " ha ke ni shang ke xue ke zong shi rang wo peng fu da xiao" |
| [10:10.16] | You' re the funniest kid in school." " ni shi quan xiao zui you qu de xue sheng" |
| [10:12.39] | Funniest? Heckles? That' s what it says. zui you qu? ha ke? shang mian shi zhe yang xie de |
| [10:15.93] | Heckles was voted class clown, and so was l. ha ke bei xuan wei ban shang de huo bao wo ye shi |
| [10:21.10] | He was right! Would you listen to that? ta shuo de dui! ting ting na ge zao yin? |
| [10:23.57] | I' d call that excessive. di que shi hen chao nao |
| [10:26.84] | What? shen me? |
| [10:27.94] | Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. ha ke zai yue dui yan zou shu di wo ye shi |
| [10:31.51] | He was in the scale modeler' s club and I was ta can jia mo xing ju le bu wo ye |
| [10:34.85] | There was no club, but I sure thought they were cool. sui ran wo de xue xiao mei you ju le bu dan wo jue de mo xing hen ku |
| [10:38.35] | So? You were both dorks. suo yi ni men liang ge dou shi shu dai zi |
| [10:41.35] | Big deal. mei shen me zhi de da jing xiao guai |
| [10:42.62] | I just think it' s weird, you know? Heckles and me wo jue de hen guai, ha ke yu wo |
| [10:46.12] | Heckles and me. Me ha ke yu wo, wo |
| [10:48.36] | Me and Heckles. wo yu ha ke |
| [10:49.93] | Hey, would you knock it off! wei, bie chao hao bu hao! |
| [11:10.32] | Have you been here all night? ni zheng wan dou zai zhe li? |
| [11:12.28] | Look at this. kan kan zhe ge |
| [11:14.22] | Pictures of all the women Heckles went out with. ha ke jiao wang guo de nv ren zhao pian |
| [11:16.32] | Look what he wrote on them. " Vivian, too tall." kan kan ta zai shang mian xie de " wei an, tai gao da" |
| [11:20.29] | " Madge, big gums." " ma ji, ya yin tai duo" |
| [11:23.16] | " Too loud." " tai da sheng" |
| [11:24.46] | " Too smart." " Makes noise when she eats." " tai cong ming" " chi dong xi fa chu sheng yin" |
| [11:26.77] | This is me. zhe jiu shi wo |
| [11:28.67] | This is what I do. zhe jiu shi wo de zuo fa |
| [11:32.17] | I' m gonna end up alone, just like he did. wo hui xiang ta yi yang gu du zhong lao |
| [11:34.84] | Heckles was a nut case. ha ke shi ge shen jing bing |
| [11:36.74] | Our trains are on the same track. wo men de ren sheng dao lu fang xiang yi yang |
| [11:38.91] | I' m coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. wo bi ta wan le 30 nian dan zhong dian dou shi yi yang |
| [11:42.65] | Bitter Town... chou ku cheng |
| [11:44.65] | ... Aloneville, Hermit Junction! gu du zhen, yin shi cun! |
| [11:48.82] | You know what we gotta do? Get you out of here. wo men ying gai li kai zhe li |
| [11:51.42] | I' ll buy you breakfast. wo qing ni chi zao can |
| [11:53.33] | What if I never find somebody? Or worse, what if I found her... yao shi wo yi zhi zhao bu dao ban lv? huo geng zao de, wo yi jing zhao dao le |
| [11:56.43] | ... but I dumped her because she pronounces it," supposably"? dan wo que yin wei ta shuo" hou xu" jiu shuai le ta? |
| [12:01.00] | Chandler, come on, you' re gonna find somebody. qian de, hao la ni hui zhao dao dui xiang de |
| [12:04.27] | How do you know that? How? ni zen me zhi dao? |
| [12:06.34] | I don' t know. I' m just trying to help you out. wo bu zhi dao wo zhi shi xiang bang ni xia tai |
| [12:10.14] | You guys will all get married... ni men jiang lai dou hui jie hun |
| [12:12.28] | ... and I' ll end up alone. wo hui gu du yi ren |
| [12:14.51] | Will you promise me something? ni neng bu neng da ying wo yi jian shi? |
| [12:16.38] | When you' re married, will you invite me over for holidays? ni jie hun hou guo jie shi neng bu neng qing wo qu wan? |
| [12:20.19] | I don' t know what we' ll be doing. wo bu zhi dao wo men hui zen me yang |
| [12:24.86] | I mean, what if we' re over at her folks' place? yao shi wo yu qi zi dao wo yue fu mu na li guo jie ne? |
| [12:30.33] | Yeah, I understand. wo liao jie |
| [12:35.63] | You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. ni ke yi guo lai kan chao ji bei |
| [12:38.24] | Every year, all right? mei yi nian dou lai, zen me yang? |
| [12:41.41] | You know what? I' m not gonna end up like this. wo bu yao xiang zhe yang zi xia chang! |
| [12:45.01] | I' ll see you, man. dai hui jian, xiong di |
| [12:56.42] | " Supposably." " hou xu" |
| [13:00.59] | Supposably! " hou xu"! |
| [13:04.66] | Did they go to the zoo? ta men qu dong wu yuan le ma? |
| [13:07.10] | Supposably. " hou xu" ba |
| [13:21.88] | Hi. It' s me. hai, shi wo |
| [13:26.00] | Oh, my God! wo de tian! |
| [13:30.06] | Janice? You called Janice? zhen ni si? ni da gei zhen ni si? |
| [13:34.00] | Yes. Janice. shi de, zhen ni si |
| [13:35.36] | Why is that difficult to comprehend? you shen me nan dong de? |
| [13:37.53] | You remember Janice, right? ni hai ji de zhen ni si ba? |
| [13:40.90] | Yes. She was smart, she was pretty and she honestly cared about me. shi a, ta hen cong ming, hen piao liang er qie hen guan xin wo |
| [13:45.70] | Janice is my last chance to have somebody. zhen ni si shi wo de zui hou yi ge xi wang |
| [13:55.45] | Oh, my God! o, tian a! |
| [13:59.65] | Jeez, look how fat she got. ta zhen shi pang liao bu shao |
| [14:03.32] | Hey, it' s everybody! Hi, Janice. hai, da jia dou zai zhe li! hai, zhen ni si |
| [14:07.29] | Janice, you' re.... zhen ni si, ni |
| [14:08.66] | Yes, I am. shi de, wo you le |
| [14:11.46] | ls it? ls it yours? shi bu shi shi bu shi ni de? |
| [14:13.57] | You wish, Chandler Bing! mei na me hao de shi, qian de bao! |
| [14:16.30] | You are looking at a married lady now. wo yi jing shi shao nai ni le |
| [14:24.91] | Congratulations. gong xi |
| [14:27.00] | Sweetie, I' m sorry. tian xin, zhen bao qian |
| [14:29.48] | You couldn' t tell me on the phone? ni bu neng zai dian hua shang gao su wo ma? |
| [14:31.62] | And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no! yao wo cuo guo kan dao ni de biao qing? cai bu yao! |
| [14:34.79] | Janice likes to have her fun! zhen ni si xi huan le zi! |
| [14:49.94] | You know what we haven' t played in a while? ni zhi dao wo men hen jiu mei wan shen me ma? |
| [14:53.00] | Hide the lamp. cang qi tai deng |
| [14:56.61] | Monica, let it go. mo ni ka, suan le ba |
| [14:59.71] | Did you know I' m allergic to shellfish? ni zhi dao wo dui bei lei guo min ma? |
| [15:01.78] | Then you' ll just have to eat the other lamps. na me ni bi xu chi qi ta de tai deng |
| [15:08.00] | It' s scary scientist man. ke pa de ke xue jia lai le |
| [15:13.29] | Okay, Phoebe, this is it. fei bi, zhei xie jiu shi le |
| [15:15.23] | In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. zai zhe ge shou ti xiang zhong wo dai lai le zhen zheng de ke xue zheng ju |
| [15:19.20] | A briefcase of facts, if you will. ke suan shi zheng ge ti xiang di zheng ju |
| [15:24.07] | Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. qi zhong you xie hua shi chao guo 2 yi nian lao |
| [15:29.41] | Before you even start, I' m not denying evolution. wo yao xian gao su ni wo bing bu fou ding jin hua lun |
| [15:32.84] | It' s just one of the possibilities. jin hua lun zhi shi ke neng xing zhi yi |
| [15:35.15] | It' s the only possibility. jin hua lun shi wei yi de ke neng |
| [15:37.35] | Ross, could you just open your mind, like, this much? luo si ni neng bu neng shao shao chang kai xin xiong? |
| [15:42.52] | Didn' t the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat? yi qian zui cong ming de ren bu ye xiang xin di qiu shi ping de? |
| [15:47.59] | And up till 50 years ago, you thought the atom was the smallest thing... wu shi nian qian, ke xue jia ren wei yuan zi shi zui wei xiao de shi wu |
| [15:52.43] | ... until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. hou lai ke xue jia ji sui le yuan zi yu shi chan sheng le ge zhong wan yi |
| [15:58.50] | Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant... nan dao ni shi ru ci zi da |
| [16:02.94] | ... that you can' t admit that there' s a teeny, tiny possibility... wu fa cheng ren you yi dian dian de ke neng |
| [16:07.00] | ... that you could be wrong about this? ni men ke xue jia ye xu hui fan cuo? |
| [16:15.75] | There might be... shi you yi dian dian |
| [16:19.00] | ... a teeny... yi dian dian |
| [16:22.23] | ... tiny... fei chang yi dian dian |
| [16:25.00] | ... possibility. de ke neng |
| [16:28.37] | I can' t believe you caved. wo zhen bu xiang xin ni qu fu le |
| [16:33.47] | You just abandoned your whole belief system! ni fang qi le ni de zheng ge xin yang! |
| [16:38.21] | Before, I didn' t agree with you, but at least I respected you. yi qian wo sui ran bu tong yi ni dan wo zhi shao zun jing ni |
| [16:41.91] | But.... dan shi |
| [16:43.62] | How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? ming tian ni yao zen me ji xu yan jiu? |
| [16:46.05] | How are you going to face the other science guys? ni yao ru he mian dui qi ta ke xue jia? |
| [16:49.00] | How are you going to face yourself? ni yao ru he mian dui ni zi ji? |
| [17:08.41] | That was fun. So who' s hungry? zhen hao wan, you shui e le? |
| [17:10.68] | I am. wo e le |
| [17:11.78] | Me too. Let me just get my coat. wo ye shi wo qu na wai tao |
| [17:22.15] | What happened? zen me le? |
| [17:25.36] | It was an accident, I swear. zhe shi yi wai, wo fa shi |
| [17:27.03] | I was putting on my jacket and the thing and the lamp and it broke. wo zheng zai chuan wai tao tai deng jiu po le |
| [17:31.20] | Oh, please, Monica! You' ve always hated my lamp! bai tuo, mo ni ka! ni tong hen wo de tai deng! |
| [17:34.83] | And now all of a sudden, it' s just magically, it' s just broken? tu ran jian ta jiu qi ji shi di po le? |
| [17:39.30] | Phoebe, tell her? fei bi, gao su ta |
| [17:40.77] | I didn' t see it, because I was putting on my jacket. wo mei kan dao yin wei wo zheng zai chuan wai tao |
| [17:44.28] | But I want to believe you. dan wo xiang yao xiang xin ni |
| [17:50.05] | Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. hai, qian de mo ni ka da po le wo de bei ke tai deng |
| [17:54.52] | Neat. zhen hao |
| [17:55.89] | I' m gonna die alone! wo hui si de gu ku ling ding! |
| [18:00.23] | Okay, you win. hao, suan ni ying |
| [18:03.16] | Chandler, you are not gonna die alone. qian de, ni bu hui si de gu ku ling ding |
| [18:06.06] | Janice was my safety net, okay? ben lai zhen ni si shi wo de an quan bao zhang |
| [18:08.20] | And now I have to get a snake. xian zai wo bi xu qu yang yi tiao she le |
| [18:12.20] | Why is that? wei shi me? |
| [18:13.24] | If I' m gonna be an old, lonely man, I' m gonna need a thing. ru guo wo hui cheng wei gu du lao ren wo xu yao yang ge dong xi |
| [18:16.88] | You know, a hook. you ge yi kao |
| [18:18.71] | Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. jiu xiang di tie shang na ge chi zi ji lian de ren |
| [18:22.41] | So I figure I' ll be " Crazy Man With A Snake." wo hui cheng wei " yang she de feng lao tou" |
| [18:24.72] | Crazy Snake Man. yang she feng zi |
| [18:26.22] | Then I' ll get more snakes, call them my babies. ran hou wo hui yang geng duo she dang cheng wo de zi nv |
| [18:28.49] | Kids will run past my place! xiao hai dou bu gan jing guo wo de men kou! |
| [18:30.89] | " Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they' ll shout! ta men hui jiao dao: yang she feng zi yao lai zhua ren le! |
| [18:37.56] | You' ve got to get over this. ni bi xu xiang kai yi dian |
| [18:40.53] | You won' t end up alone. ni bu hui gu ku ling ding |
| [18:42.17] | Of course I will. wo dang ran hui |
| [18:43.94] | I reject anyone who' s crazy enough to actually go out with me... wo shuai diao le suo you ben de yuan yi gen wo jiao wang de nv hai |
| [18:47.91] | ... and then I bitch that there aren' t any great women out there. ran hou wo bao yuan zhao bu dao hao nv hai |
| [18:54.25] | You have just described... wo men suo jiao wang de nan ren |
| [18:55.75] | ... virtually every man that we' ve ever gone out with. jiu gen ni suo miao shu de yi yang |
| [19:01.35] | You are not a freak. You' re a guy. ni mei shen me wen ti ni zhi shi ge ping chang ren |
| [19:05.12] | She' s right. ta shuo de dui |
| [19:06.59] | You' re no different than the rest. ni yu qi ta ren mei shen me bu tong |
| [19:08.56] | Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes, he is. deng yi xia, deng yi xia ta shi bu yi yang |
| [19:10.93] | You are totally different. ni qi shi hen bu yi yang |
| [19:13.00] | In a bad way? hen zao gao ma? |
| [19:14.23] | No, honey, in a wonderful way. bu, tian xin, shi hen hao de bu yi yang |
| [19:16.23] | You know what you want now. xian zai ni zhi dao ni yao shen me le |
| [19:18.20] | Most guys don' t even have a clue. da duo shu nan ren gen ben bu zhi dao |
| [19:20.00] | You' re ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate with someone. ni zhun bei hao jie shou feng xian le zhun bei hao jie shou shang hai, yu ren qin jin |
| [19:24.04] | You' re not gonna end up alone. ni bu hui gu ku ling ding de |
| [19:26.81] | You called Janice. That' s how much you wanted to be with someone! ni da dian hua gei zhen ni si zhe zheng ming ni xi wang yu ren si shou zhong sheng! |
| [19:33.72] | You' ve made it! You' re there! ni yi jing gai bian le! ni bu yi yang le! |
| [19:35.82] | You are ready to make a commitment! ni zhun bei hao zuo chu cheng nuo le! |
| [19:38.49] | Don' t know about that! dan shi zi ji que bu zhi dao! |
| [19:48.13] | What you got there? ni na le shen me? |
| [19:49.43] | Something else that' s not yours that you can break? bu shi ni de dong xi er ni xiang yao da po? |
| [19:55.51] | I know you like this and I want you to have it. wo zhi dao ni xi huan zhe ge wo ye yao ni shou xia ta |
| [19:58.74] | It' ll look good in our apartment. zai wo men gong yu hui hen hao kan |
| [20:01.91] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [20:09.82] | That' s fine. mei guan xi |
| [20:13.93] | You' ll all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. ni men hui hen gao xing zhi dao ming tian wan shang wo you yue hui |
| [20:18.26] | This woman Allison from work. She is great. wo de tong shi ai li sen ren hen bu cuo |
| [20:20.37] | She' s pretty, she' s smart. And I' ve been... ta you piao liang you cong ming wo yi zhi |
| [20:23.77] | ... holding off asking her out in the past, because she has a... mei you yue ta chu lai yin wei ta you yi ge |
| [20:28.14] | ... unusually large head. bu xun chang de da tou! |
| [20:31.18] | But I' m not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore. dan wo bu yao rang zhe zhong shi qing zu zhi wo |
| [20:35.00] | Look at me. I' m growing. kan kan wo, wo cheng shu le |
| [20:38.15] | You can' t recycle yearbooks, can you? tong xue lu you mei you hui shou? |
| [20:41.65] | I' ll take that. na ge gei wo |
| [20:43.05] | You want his yearbook? ni yao ta de tong xue lu? |
| [20:45.19] | Some people said nice things about him. Somebody should have it. you ren shuo le ta de hao hua ying gai liu xia lai |
| [20:49.03] | Gosh, this is so weird. zhe zhen de hen qi guai |
| [20:51.80] | His whole life was in this apartment and now it' s gone. ta zheng ge sheng ming dou zai zhe gong yu du guo xian zai ren qu lou kong |
| [20:56.30] | I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments for Mr. Heckles. wo xiang wo men ying gai wei ha ke xian sheng mo ai yi hui er |
| [21:01.74] | He was kind of a pain. He was, but he was a person. ta shi ge ma fan ren wu dan ta shi ge ren wu |
| [21:12.42] | You' re all going to hell. ni men quan dou hui xia di yu |
| [21:14.32] | It' s really not that big! qi shi mei you na me da! |
| [21:19.66] | Taking that with you, huh? Oh, yeah. ni yao na na ge zou ba? mei cuo |
| [21:28.87] | You coming? ni lai ma? |
| [21:30.34] | In a second. deng yi xia |
| [21:47.62] | Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. zai jian, ha ke xian sheng |
| [21:52.92] | We' ll try to keep it down. wo men hui an jing dian |
| [22:05.27] | My major was useless. wo wan quan xue fei suo yong |
| [22:07.07] | How often do you look in the classifieds and see " Philosopher Wanted"? bao zhi shang shen me shi hou kan de dao " zheng qiu zhe xue jia"? |
| [22:11.38] | Sure. dui a |
| [22:13.08] | My God, that' s a big head! tian a, na zhen shi ge da tou! |
| [22:17.22] | It didn' t look this big in the office. Maybe it' s the lighting. zai ban gong shi kan qi lai mei zhe me da ye xu shi yin wei deng guang |
| [22:21.25] | My head must look like a golf ball at work. wo de tou zai gong si yi ding xiang ge gao er fu qiu na me xiao |
| [22:25.59] | Don' t get hung up on it. Quick! List five things you like about her. bu yao xiang le kuai lie chu ni xi huan ta de wu jian shi |
| [22:29.63] | Nice smile, good dresser. xiao rong hen mei, yi zhuo gao ya |
| [22:31.76] | Big head, big head, big head! da tou, da tou, hai shi da tou! |
| [00:05.89] | So how was Joan? qióng ān hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [00:07.22] | Broke up with her. gēn tā fēn shǒu le |
| [00:08.75] | Oh, why? wèi shí me? |
| [00:09.86] | Don' t tell me. Because of the big nostril thing? bié gào sù wǒ yīn wèi bí kǒng tài dà? |
| [00:13.76] | They were huge! zhēn de chāo dà! |
| [00:16.40] | When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. tā dǎ pēn tì shí huì yǒu biān fú fēi chū lái |
| [00:19.73] | They were not that huge. méi nà me dà |
| [00:21.83] | I' m telling you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. dāng tā yǎng qǐ tóu shí wǒ kě yǐ kàn dào tā de nǎo zi |
| [00:27.04] | How many women will you reject... nǐ dào dǐ yào jù jué duō shǎo hǎo nǚ hái |
| [00:29.01] | ... over superficial, insignificant things zhǐ shì yīn wèi fēi cháng fū qiǎn de shì qíng? |
| [00:31.58] | Hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. màn zhe, wǒ bì xū bāng qián dé shuō huà |
| [00:34.51] | When I first moved here, I went out with this girl. wǒ gāng bān dào zhè lǐ shí yǔ yí gè nǚ hái jiāo wǎng |
| [00:37.28] | Really hot. Great kisser... fēi cháng rè qíng, hěn huì jiē wěn |
| [00:40.02] | ... but she had the biggest Adam' s apple. dàn shì tā de hóu jié fēi cháng dà lì! |
| [00:44.12] | Drove me nuts. zhēn shì ràng wǒ shòu bù liǎo |
| [00:46.93] | You or me? I got it. nǐ hái shì wǒ? wǒ lái hǎo le |
| [00:49.73] | Joey, women don' t have Adam' s apples. qiáo yī, nǚ rén méi yǒu hóu jié |
| [00:59.94] | You guys are messing with me, right? nǐ men shì zài piàn wǒ, duì bú duì? |
| [01:04.11] | Yeah. We are! duì, wǒ men zài piàn nǐ! |
| [01:07.11] | That' s a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa! zhēn hǎo xiào wǒ chà diǎn shàng dàng le |
| [01:17.88] | liù rén xíng dì 2 jì dì 03 jí hǎi xiān shēng zhī sǐ |
| [01:59.43] | You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual real reason. nǐ yǔ něi gè nǚ yǒu fēn shǒu shì yīn wèi zhèng dāng de lǐ yóu? |
| [02:05.00] | Maureen Rasillo. mò lín luó xī luò |
| [02:06.11] | Because she doesn' t hate Yanni is not a real reason. yīn wèi tā bù tǎo yàn yīn yuè jiā yǎ ní zhè bú shì gè zhèng dāng de lǐ yóu |
| [02:14.25] | Hello, Mr. Heckles. hāi, hā kè xiān shēng |
| [02:17.00] | You' re doing it again. nǐ men yòu lái le |
| [02:18.65] | We' re not doing anything. wǒ men shén me dōu méi zuò |
| [02:20.05] | You' re stomping. It' s disturbing my birds. nǐ men jiǎo bù shēng tài xiǎng xià dào le wǒ de niǎo ér |
| [02:24.76] | You don' t have birds. nǐ méi yǒu yǎng niǎo |
| [02:27.89] | I could have birds. wǒ kě yǐ yǎng niǎo |
| [02:30.73] | We' ll try to keep it down. wǒ men huì xiǎo shēng yì diǎn |
| [02:32.90] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [02:34.40] | I' m going to rejoin my dinner party. wǒ yào huí qù jì xù yàn kè le |
| [02:37.77] | All right, byebye. hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [02:41.14] | Okay, Janice. duì le, zhēn nī sī |
| [02:42.41] | Give me Janice. That wasn' t about being picky. zhēn nī sī kě yǐ zhèng míng wǒ bìng méi yǒu luàn tiāo tī |
| [02:45.48] | We' ll give you Janice. wǒ men tóng yì nǐ yǔ zhēn nī sī fēn shǒu |
| [02:46.81] | I miss Janice, though. dàn wǒ mán xiǎng zhēn nī sī de |
| [02:49.00] | Hello, Chandler Bing! hāi, qián dé bǎo! |
| [02:53.29] | Oh, my God! ō, wǒ de tiān! |
| [02:57.19] | Oh, Chandler! ō, qián dé! |
| [02:59.02] | Now! Now! xiàn zài jiù yào! |
| [03:03.80] | That' s it. duì le |
| [03:05.50] | There! Faster! duì le! kuài yì diǎn! |
| [03:15.11] | Stop with the broom! We' re not making noise! bié yòng sào bǎ le! wǒ men méi yǒu zhì zào zào yīn! |
| [03:28.82] | We won. wǒ men yíng le |
| [03:30.19] | We did it! wǒ men shèng lì le! |
| [03:35.09] | Mr. Heckles! hā kè xiān shēng! |
| [03:40.80] | How did this happen? He was sweeping. zěn me fā shēng de? tā dà gài zài sǎo dì |
| [03:43.47] | They found a broom in his hand. tā men fā xiàn tā zhuā zhe yī bǎ sào bǎ |
| [03:48.81] | That' s terrible. I know. zhēn zāo gāo wǒ zhī dào |
| [03:50.94] | I was sweeping yesterday. zuó tiān wǒ yě zài sǎo dì |
| [03:53.15] | It could' ve been me. gǎo bù hǎo yě huì yī mìng wū hū |
| [03:56.78] | Sweeping. You never know. sǎo dì, zhēn shì tiān yǒu bù cè fēng yún |
| [03:58.85] | Never know. shì shì nán liào |
| [04:04.49] | It' s very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. hěn wēi ruò dàn wǒ hái kě yǐ gǎn jué tā zài dà lóu lǐ |
| [04:09.20] | Go into the light, Mr. Heckles! jìn rù guāng máng zhōng, hā kè xiān shēng! |
| [04:15.40] | Okay, Phoebe. hǎo le, fēi bǐ |
| [04:17.57] | I' m sorry, but sometimes they need help. duì bù qǐ yǒu shí hou tā men xū yào bāng zhù |
| [04:22.14] | Here we go. yòu lái le |
| [04:23.24] | That' s fine, go ahead and scoff. hěn hǎo, cháo xiào wǒ ba |
| [04:26.00] | There are a lot of things I don' t believe in... wǒ bù xiāng xìn hěn duō shì qíng |
| [04:28.68] | ... but that doesn' t mean they' re not true. dàn zhè bù biǎo shì jiù bú shì zhēn de |
| [04:31.02] | Such as? pì rú shén me shì? |
| [04:32.55] | Like crop circles or the Bermuda Triangle or evolution. xiàng shì yù mǐ tián tú àn huò bǎi mù dá sān jiǎo huò yǎn huà lùn |
| [04:41.00] | What, you don' t believe in evolution? nǐ bù xiāng xìn jìn huà lùn? |
| [04:43.53] | Not really. bù zhēn de xiāng xìn |
| [04:47.37] | You don' t believe in evolution? nǐ bù xiāng xìn jìn huà lùn? |
| [04:49.37] | I don' t know. It' s just, you know.... wǒ bù zhī dào, zhǐ shì |
| [04:51.74] | Monkeys, Darwin, it' s a nice story. I just think it' s a little too easy. hóu zi, dá ěr wén, hěn hǎo de gù shì wǒ zhǐ shì jué de yǒu diǎn tài jiǎn dān |
| [04:59.91] | " Too easy"? Too tài jiǎn dān? tài |
| [05:02.92] | The process of every living thing on this planet evolving... zhè gè xīng qiú shàng de yī qiè shēng wù jīng guò shù qiān wàn nián |
| [05:06.55] | ... over millions of years from singlecelled organisms is " too easy"? cóng dān xì bāo wēi shēng wù jìn huà ér chéng ér nǐ shuō tài jiǎn dān? |
| [05:11.69] | Yeah, I just don' t buy it. duì, wǒ bù tài xiāng xìn |
| [05:14.59] | Excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. duì bù qǐ jìn huà lùn bú shì xìn bù xìn yóu nǐ, fēi bǐ |
| [05:19.06] | Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe... jìn huà lùn shì kē xué shì shí jiù xiàng wǒ men hū xī de kōng qì |
| [05:23.10] | ... Iike gravity. jiù xiàng dì xīn yǐn lì |
| [05:24.87] | Don' t get me started on gravity. bié gēn wǒ tí qǐ dì xīn yǐn lì |
| [05:32.44] | You don' t believe in gravity? nǐ bù xiāng xìn dì xīn yǐn lì? |
| [05:35.55] | Well, it' s not so much that, you know, I don' t believe in it. dào bú shì xiāng bù xiāng xìn de wèn tí |
| [05:39.82] | Lately I get the feeling that... zuì jìn wǒ gǎn jué dào |
| [05:41.92] | ... I' m not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. wǒ bú shì bèi xī zhù, ér shì bèi yā zhe |
| [05:45.39] | Pushed. bèi yā zhe |
| [05:48.79] | It' s lsaac Newton and he' s pissed. nà shi niú dùn, tā fēi cháng huǒ dà |
| [05:54.33] | There she is. And over there, that' s the other one. tā zài nà biān, nà lǐ hái yǒu lìng yí gè |
| [05:57.77] | This is Mr. Buddy Doyle, Heckles' attorney. zhè shì bó dì dù ěr hā kè de lǜ shī |
| [06:00.24] | He' d like to talk to you. tā xiǎng gēn nǐ men tán tán |
| [06:01.74] | What can we do for you? yǒu hé guì gàn? |
| [06:03.14] | All right, kids, here' s the deal. hǎo le, hái zi men shì qíng shì zhè yàng de |
| [06:05.44] | According my client' s will... gēn jù wǒ kè hù de yí péng |
| [06:07.68] | ... he wants to leave all his earthly possessions... tā yào bǎ tā suǒ yǒu cái chǎn |
| [06:12.48] | ... to " the noisy girls in the apartment above mine." dōu liú gěi lóu shàng chǎo nào de nǚ hái men |
| [06:17.76] | What about his family? tā de jiā rén ne? |
| [06:19.16] | He didn' t have any. tā méi yǒu jiā rén |
| [06:22.59] | Okay, so let' s talk money. hǎo, ràng wǒ men kàn kàn yǒu duō shǎo qián |
| [06:26.63] | All right, there was none. hǎo, méi yǒu bàn máo qián |
| [06:28.20] | Now, let' s talk signing. xiàn zài, wǒ men lái qiān zì |
| [06:30.10] | You be noisy girl number one. You be noisy girl number two. nǐ shì yī hào chǎo nào nǚ hái nǐ shì èr hào chǎo nào nǚ hái |
| [06:34.87] | I can' t believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. wǒ zhēn bù xiāng xìn wǒ men yī zhí yǐ wéi tā tǎo yàn wǒ men |
| [06:38.28] | Isn' t it amazing how much you can touch someone' s life... zhēn shì bù kě sī yì wǒ men néng rú cǐ gǎn dòng qí tā rén |
| [06:42.00] | ... without even knowing it? ér zì jǐ què bù zhī dào? |
| [06:44.18] | Would you look at this dump? kàn kàn zhè gè zhū wō?! |
| [06:45.88] | He hated us! This was his final revenge! tā tòng hèn wǒ men! zhè shì tā zuì zhōng de bào fù! |
| [06:48.45] | I' ve never seen so much crap! wǒ cóng lái méi kàn guò zhè me duō fèi wù! |
| [06:51.00] | Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap. wǒ jué de zhè jiān gōng yù wǔ rǔ le fèi wù de měi míng |
| [06:55.53] | Check this out. kàn kàn zhè gè |
| [06:59.13] | Can I have this? zhè gè néng gěi wǒ ma? |
| [07:02.07] | How can you not believe in evolution? nǐ zěn me néng bù xiāng xìn jìn huà lùn? |
| [07:05.84] | I don' t know, just don' t. Look at this funky shirt! wǒ bù zhī dào, jiù shì bù xiāng xìn kàn kàn zhè tiáo guài chèn shān! |
| [07:09.64] | Pheebs, I' ve studied evolution my entire adult life. fēi bǐ wǒ zhěng gè chéng nián dōu zài yán jiū jìn huà lùn |
| [07:12.71] | And we' ve collected fossils from all over the world... wǒ men cóng shì jiè gè dì sōu jí huà shí |
| [07:16.35] | ... that actually show the evolution of different species. néng gòu zhèng míng bù tóng wù zhǒng de jìn huà lùn |
| [07:20.02] | I mean, you can literally see them... kě yǐ zhēn zhèng kàn dào tā men |
| [07:23.00] | ... evolving through time. tòu guò shí jiān jìn huà |
| [07:27.66] | Really? You can actually see it? zhēn de? kě yǐ kàn de dào? |
| [07:29.93] | You bet! In the U. S., China, Africa, all over! qiān zhēn wàn què! zài měi guó zhōng guó, fēi zhōu, quán shì jiè! |
| [07:35.27] | See, I didn' t know that. zhè wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [07:37.77] | Well, there you go. zhè jiù shì ba |
| [07:41.67] | So now the real question is, who put those fossils there and why? suǒ yǐ zhēn de wèn tí shì shuí bǎ huà shí fàng zài nà li? wèi shí me? |
| [07:50.58] | Look at this! My Big Book of Grievances. kàn kàn zhè gè! wǒ de tòng kǔ zhī shū |
| [07:56.72] | Hey, there' s me! hēi, zhè shì wǒ! |
| [07:59.02] | " April 1 7th, excessive noise... sì yuè shí qī rì, zào yīn guò dù |
| [08:02.03] | ... Italian guy comes home with a date." yì dà lì lǎo dài le nǚ bàn huí jiā |
| [08:05.76] | You' re in here too. nǐ yě zài lǐ miàn |
| [08:07.57] | " April 1 8th, excessive noise... sì yuè shí bā rì, zào yīn guò dù |
| [08:10.20] | ... Italian guy' s gay roommate brings home dry cleaning." yì dà lì lǎo de tóng xìng liàn shì yǒu dài le gān xǐ yī fú huí jiā |
| [08:20.81] | Well, that' s excellent. zhēn shì tài hǎo le |
| [08:23.92] | Look at this lamp. kàn kàn zhè zhǎn dēng |
| [08:25.48] | Is this tacky or what? We have to have this. zhēn shì gòu sú le wǒ men yí dìng yào dài huí qù! |
| [08:29.12] | I think we have enough regular lamps. wǒ men de hǎo tái dēng gòu duō le |
| [08:31.56] | What? Come on, it' s not like... shén me? hǎo la, wǒ yòu bú shì |
| [08:33.89] | ... I' m asking for this girlie clock or anything. yào zhè gè měi nǚ shí zhōng huò shén me de |
| [08:36.83] | Which, by the way, I also think is really cool. dàn wǒ jué de zhè gè yě hěn kù |
| [08:40.60] | Look, it doesn' t go with any of my stuff. tīng zhe, tā yǔ wǒ de dōng xī dōu bù dā pèi |
| [08:44.17] | Well, what about my stuff? nà me wǒ de dōng xī ne? |
| [08:46.81] | You don' t have any stuff. nǐ méi yǒu rèn hé dōng xī |
| [08:49.48] | You still think of it as your apartment, don' t you? nǐ hái shì rèn wéi nà shi nǐ de gōng yù duì bú duì? |
| [08:54.28] | Yes, you do. duì, nǐ shì zhè me xiǎng |
| [08:55.61] | You think of it as your apartment and I just rent a room. nǐ bǎ tā xiǎng chéng shì nǐ de gōng yù wǒ zhǐ shì zū le gè fáng jiān |
| [09:01.82] | While you " mmm" on that, I' ll go find a place for my new lamp. nǐ zhī zhī wú wú de shí hòu wǒ huì wèi wǒ de xīn tái dēng zhǎo gè dì fāng fàng |
| [09:09.19] | Okay, Pheebs. See how I' m making these little toys move? fēi bǐ kàn wǒ wán zhèi xiē xiǎo wán jù |
| [09:16.00] | Opposable thumbs! kě duì lì de mǔ zhǐ! |
| [09:19.04] | Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs? méi yǒu jìn huà lùn zěn me fā zhǎn chū kě duì lì de mǔ zhǐ? |
| [09:24.44] | Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts. yě xǔ wài xīng zhǔ zǎi xū yào mǔ zhǐ cái néng gòu jià shǐ fēi dié |
| [09:29.72] | Tell me you' re joking. qǐng shuō nǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào |
| [09:31.32] | Look, can' t we say that you believe in something and I don' t? néng bù néng shuō nǐ xiāng xìn jìn huà lùn ér wǒ bù xiāng xìn? |
| [09:35.49] | No, Pheebs, we can' t. Why not? bù xíng, fēi bǐ, bù néng zhè yàng wèi shí me bù xíng? |
| [09:38.46] | What is this obsessive need to make everybody agree with you? wèi shí me fēi děi měi ge rén dōu tóng yì nǐ? |
| [09:42.49] | No, what' s that all about? You know what I think? zhè shì zěn me huí shì? nǐ zhī dào wǒ zěn me xiǎng ma? |
| [09:45.56] | I think maybe it' s time you put Ross under the microscope. wǒ xiǎng nǐ yě xǔ yīng gāi hǎo hǎo jiǎn shì yī xià luó sī zhè gè shēng wù le |
| [09:55.00] | Is there blood coming out of my ears? wǒ ěr duǒ yǒu méi yǒu liú xiě? |
| [09:59.65] | Check it out. Heckles' highschool yearbook. kàn kàn zhè gè hā kè de gāo zhōng tóng xué lù |
| [10:03.85] | He looks so normal! tā kàn qǐ lái hǎo zhèng cháng! |
| [10:05.38] | He' s even kind of cute. shèn zhì yǒu diǎn kě ài |
| [10:07.59] | " Heckles, you crack me up in science class. " hā kè nǐ shàng kē xué kè zǒng shì ràng wǒ pěng fù dà xiào" |
| [10:10.16] | You' re the funniest kid in school." " nǐ shì quán xiào zuì yǒu qù de xué shēng" |
| [10:12.39] | Funniest? Heckles? That' s what it says. zuì yǒu qù? hā kè? shàng miàn shì zhè yàng xiě de |
| [10:15.93] | Heckles was voted class clown, and so was l. hā kè bèi xuǎn wèi bān shàng de huó bǎo wǒ yě shì |
| [10:21.10] | He was right! Would you listen to that? tā shuō de duì! tīng tīng nà gè zào yīn? |
| [10:23.57] | I' d call that excessive. dí què shì hěn chǎo nào |
| [10:26.84] | What? shén me? |
| [10:27.94] | Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. hā kè zài yuè duì yǎn zòu shù dí wǒ yě shì |
| [10:31.51] | He was in the scale modeler' s club and I was tā cān jiā mó xíng jù lè bù wǒ yě |
| [10:34.85] | There was no club, but I sure thought they were cool. suī rán wǒ de xué xiào méi yǒu jù lè bù dàn wǒ jué de mó xíng hěn kù |
| [10:38.35] | So? You were both dorks. suǒ yǐ nǐ men liǎng gè dōu shì shū dāi zi |
| [10:41.35] | Big deal. méi shén me zhí de dà jīng xiǎo guài |
| [10:42.62] | I just think it' s weird, you know? Heckles and me wǒ jué de hěn guài, hā kè yǔ wǒ |
| [10:46.12] | Heckles and me. Me hā kè yǔ wǒ, wǒ |
| [10:48.36] | Me and Heckles. wǒ yǔ hā kè |
| [10:49.93] | Hey, would you knock it off! wèi, bié chǎo hǎo bù hǎo! |
| [11:10.32] | Have you been here all night? nǐ zhěng wǎn dōu zài zhè lǐ? |
| [11:12.28] | Look at this. kàn kàn zhè gè |
| [11:14.22] | Pictures of all the women Heckles went out with. hā kè jiāo wǎng guò de nǚ rén zhào piān |
| [11:16.32] | Look what he wrote on them. " Vivian, too tall." kàn kàn tā zài shàng miàn xiě de " wēi ān, tài gāo dà" |
| [11:20.29] | " Madge, big gums." " mǎ jī, yá yín tài duō" |
| [11:23.16] | " Too loud." " tài dà shēng" |
| [11:24.46] | " Too smart." " Makes noise when she eats." " tài cōng míng" " chī dōng xī fā chū shēng yīn" |
| [11:26.77] | This is me. zhè jiù shì wǒ |
| [11:28.67] | This is what I do. zhè jiù shì wǒ de zuò fǎ |
| [11:32.17] | I' m gonna end up alone, just like he did. wǒ huì xiàng tā yí yàng gū dú zhōng lǎo |
| [11:34.84] | Heckles was a nut case. hā kè shì gè shén jīng bìng |
| [11:36.74] | Our trains are on the same track. wǒ men de rén shēng dào lù fāng xiàng yí yàng |
| [11:38.91] | I' m coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. wǒ bǐ tā wǎn le 30 nián dàn zhōng diǎn dōu shì yí yàng |
| [11:42.65] | Bitter Town... chóu kǔ chéng |
| [11:44.65] | ... Aloneville, Hermit Junction! gū dú zhèn, yǐn shì cūn! |
| [11:48.82] | You know what we gotta do? Get you out of here. wǒ men yīng gāi lí kāi zhè lǐ |
| [11:51.42] | I' ll buy you breakfast. wǒ qǐng nǐ chī zǎo cān |
| [11:53.33] | What if I never find somebody? Or worse, what if I found her... yào shì wǒ yī zhí zhǎo bu dào bàn lǚ? huò gèng zāo de, wǒ yǐ jīng zhǎo dào le |
| [11:56.43] | ... but I dumped her because she pronounces it," supposably"? dàn wǒ què yīn wèi tā shuō" hòu xǔ" jiù shuǎi le tā? |
| [12:01.00] | Chandler, come on, you' re gonna find somebody. qián dé, hǎo la nǐ huì zhǎo dào duì xiàng de |
| [12:04.27] | How do you know that? How? nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [12:06.34] | I don' t know. I' m just trying to help you out. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng bāng nǐ xià tái |
| [12:10.14] | You guys will all get married... nǐ men jiāng lái dōu huì jié hūn |
| [12:12.28] | ... and I' ll end up alone. wǒ huì gū dú yī rén |
| [12:14.51] | Will you promise me something? nǐ néng bù néng dā yìng wǒ yī jiàn shì? |
| [12:16.38] | When you' re married, will you invite me over for holidays? nǐ jié hūn hòu guò jié shí néng bù néng qǐng wǒ qù wán? |
| [12:20.19] | I don' t know what we' ll be doing. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ men huì zěn me yàng |
| [12:24.86] | I mean, what if we' re over at her folks' place? yào shì wǒ yǔ qī zǐ dào wǒ yuè fù mǔ nà lǐ guò jié ne? |
| [12:30.33] | Yeah, I understand. wǒ liǎo jiě |
| [12:35.63] | You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. nǐ kě yǐ guò lái kàn chāo jí bēi |
| [12:38.24] | Every year, all right? měi yī nián dōu lái, zěn me yàng? |
| [12:41.41] | You know what? I' m not gonna end up like this. wǒ bú yào xiàng zhè yàng zi xià chǎng! |
| [12:45.01] | I' ll see you, man. dāi huì jiàn, xiōng dì |
| [12:56.42] | " Supposably." " hòu xǔ" |
| [13:00.59] | Supposably! " hòu xǔ"! |
| [13:04.66] | Did they go to the zoo? tā men qù dòng wù yuán le ma? |
| [13:07.10] | Supposably. " hòu xǔ" ba |
| [13:21.88] | Hi. It' s me. hāi, shì wǒ |
| [13:26.00] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
| [13:30.06] | Janice? You called Janice? zhēn nī sī? nǐ dǎ gěi zhēn nī sī? |
| [13:34.00] | Yes. Janice. shì de, zhēn nī sī |
| [13:35.36] | Why is that difficult to comprehend? yǒu shén me nán dǒng de? |
| [13:37.53] | You remember Janice, right? nǐ hái jì de zhēn nī sī ba? |
| [13:40.90] | Yes. She was smart, she was pretty and she honestly cared about me. shì a, tā hěn cōng míng, hěn piào liàng ér qiě hěn guān xīn wǒ |
| [13:45.70] | Janice is my last chance to have somebody. zhēn nī sī shì wǒ de zuì hòu yí gè xī wàng |
| [13:55.45] | Oh, my God! ō, tiān a! |
| [13:59.65] | Jeez, look how fat she got. tā zhēn shì pàng liǎo bù shǎo |
| [14:03.32] | Hey, it' s everybody! Hi, Janice. hāi, dà jiā dōu zài zhè lǐ! hāi, zhēn nī sī |
| [14:07.29] | Janice, you' re.... zhēn nī sī, nǐ |
| [14:08.66] | Yes, I am. shì de, wǒ yǒu le |
| [14:11.46] | ls it? ls it yours? shì bú shì shì bú shì nǐ de? |
| [14:13.57] | You wish, Chandler Bing! méi nà me hǎo de shì, qián dé bǎo! |
| [14:16.30] | You are looking at a married lady now. wǒ yǐ jīng shì shào nǎi ni le |
| [14:24.91] | Congratulations. gōng xǐ |
| [14:27.00] | Sweetie, I' m sorry. tián xīn, zhēn bào qiàn |
| [14:29.48] | You couldn' t tell me on the phone? nǐ bù néng zài diàn huà shàng gào sù wǒ ma? |
| [14:31.62] | And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no! yào wǒ cuò guò kàn dào nǐ de biǎo qíng? cái bú yào! |
| [14:34.79] | Janice likes to have her fun! zhēn nī sī xǐ huān lè zǐ! |
| [14:49.94] | You know what we haven' t played in a while? nǐ zhī dào wǒ men hěn jiǔ méi wán shén me ma? |
| [14:53.00] | Hide the lamp. cáng qǐ tái dēng |
| [14:56.61] | Monica, let it go. mó nī kǎ, suàn le ba |
| [14:59.71] | Did you know I' m allergic to shellfish? nǐ zhī dào wǒ duì bèi lèi guò mǐn ma? |
| [15:01.78] | Then you' ll just have to eat the other lamps. nà me nǐ bì xū chī qí tā de tái dēng |
| [15:08.00] | It' s scary scientist man. kě pà de kē xué jiā lái le |
| [15:13.29] | Okay, Phoebe, this is it. fēi bǐ, zhèi xiē jiù shì le |
| [15:15.23] | In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. zài zhè gè shǒu tí xiāng zhōng wǒ dài lái le zhēn zhèng de kē xué zhèng jù |
| [15:19.20] | A briefcase of facts, if you will. kě suàn shì zhěng gè tí xiāng dí zhèng jù |
| [15:24.07] | Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. qí zhōng yǒu xiē huà shí chāo guò 2 yì nián lǎo |
| [15:29.41] | Before you even start, I' m not denying evolution. wǒ yào xiān gào sù nǐ wǒ bìng bù fǒu dìng jìn huà lùn |
| [15:32.84] | It' s just one of the possibilities. jìn huà lùn zhǐ shì kě néng xìng zhī yī |
| [15:35.15] | It' s the only possibility. jìn huà lùn shì wéi yī de kě néng |
| [15:37.35] | Ross, could you just open your mind, like, this much? luó sī nǐ néng bù néng shāo shāo chǎng kāi xīn xiōng? |
| [15:42.52] | Didn' t the brightest minds in the world believe the Earth was flat? yǐ qián zuì cōng míng de rén bù yě xiāng xìn dì qiú shì píng de? |
| [15:47.59] | And up till 50 years ago, you thought the atom was the smallest thing... wǔ shí nián qián, kē xué jiā rèn wéi yuán zǐ shì zuì wēi xiǎo de shì wù |
| [15:52.43] | ... until you split it open and this whole mess of crap came out. hòu lái kē xué jiā jī suì le yuán zǐ yú shì chǎn shēng le gè zhǒng wán yì |
| [15:58.50] | Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant... nán dào nǐ shì rú cǐ zì dà |
| [16:02.94] | ... that you can' t admit that there' s a teeny, tiny possibility... wú fǎ chéng rèn yǒu yì diǎn diǎn de kě néng |
| [16:07.00] | ... that you could be wrong about this? nǐ men kē xué jiā yě xǔ huì fàn cuò? |
| [16:15.75] | There might be... shì yǒu yì diǎn diǎn |
| [16:19.00] | ... a teeny... yì diǎn diǎn |
| [16:22.23] | ... tiny... fēi cháng yì diǎn diǎn |
| [16:25.00] | ... possibility. de kě néng |
| [16:28.37] | I can' t believe you caved. wǒ zhēn bù xiāng xìn nǐ qū fú le |
| [16:33.47] | You just abandoned your whole belief system! nǐ fàng qì le nǐ de zhěng gè xìn yǎng! |
| [16:38.21] | Before, I didn' t agree with you, but at least I respected you. yǐ qián wǒ suī rán bù tóng yì nǐ dàn wǒ zhì shǎo zūn jìng nǐ |
| [16:41.91] | But.... dàn shì |
| [16:43.62] | How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? míng tiān nǐ yào zěn me jì xù yán jiū? |
| [16:46.05] | How are you going to face the other science guys? nǐ yào rú hé miàn duì qí tā kē xué jiā? |
| [16:49.00] | How are you going to face yourself? nǐ yào rú hé miàn duì nǐ zì jǐ? |
| [17:08.41] | That was fun. So who' s hungry? zhēn hǎo wán, yǒu shuí è le? |
| [17:10.68] | I am. wǒ è le |
| [17:11.78] | Me too. Let me just get my coat. wǒ yě shì wǒ qù ná wài tào |
| [17:22.15] | What happened? zěn me le? |
| [17:25.36] | It was an accident, I swear. zhè shì yì wài, wǒ fā shì |
| [17:27.03] | I was putting on my jacket and the thing and the lamp and it broke. wǒ zhèng zài chuān wài tào tái dēng jiù pò le |
| [17:31.20] | Oh, please, Monica! You' ve always hated my lamp! bài tuō, mó nī kǎ! nǐ tòng hèn wǒ de tái dēng! |
| [17:34.83] | And now all of a sudden, it' s just magically, it' s just broken? tū rán jiān tā jiù qí jī shì dì pò le? |
| [17:39.30] | Phoebe, tell her? fēi bǐ, gào sù tā |
| [17:40.77] | I didn' t see it, because I was putting on my jacket. wǒ méi kàn dào yīn wèi wǒ zhèng zài chuān wài tào |
| [17:44.28] | But I want to believe you. dàn wǒ xiǎng yào xiāng xìn nǐ |
| [17:50.05] | Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. hāi, qián dé mó nī kǎ dǎ pò le wǒ de bèi ké tái dēng |
| [17:54.52] | Neat. zhēn hǎo |
| [17:55.89] | I' m gonna die alone! wǒ huì sǐ dé gū kǔ líng dīng! |
| [18:00.23] | Okay, you win. hǎo, suàn nǐ yíng |
| [18:03.16] | Chandler, you are not gonna die alone. qián dé, nǐ bú huì sǐ dé gū kǔ líng dīng |
| [18:06.06] | Janice was my safety net, okay? běn lái zhēn nī sī shì wǒ de ān quán bǎo zhàng |
| [18:08.20] | And now I have to get a snake. xiàn zài wǒ bì xū qù yǎng yī tiáo shé le |
| [18:12.20] | Why is that? wèi shí me? |
| [18:13.24] | If I' m gonna be an old, lonely man, I' m gonna need a thing. rú guǒ wǒ huì chéng wéi gū dú lǎo rén wǒ xū yào yǎng gè dōng xī |
| [18:16.88] | You know, a hook. yǒu gè yī kào |
| [18:18.71] | Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. jiù xiàng dì tiě shàng nà gè chī zì jǐ liǎn de rén |
| [18:22.41] | So I figure I' ll be " Crazy Man With A Snake." wǒ huì chéng wéi " yǎng shé de fēng lǎo tóu" |
| [18:24.72] | Crazy Snake Man. yǎng shé fēng zi |
| [18:26.22] | Then I' ll get more snakes, call them my babies. rán hòu wǒ huì yǎng gèng duō shé dàng chéng wǒ de zǐ nǚ |
| [18:28.49] | Kids will run past my place! xiǎo hái dōu bù gǎn jīng guò wǒ de mén kǒu! |
| [18:30.89] | " Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they' ll shout! tā men huì jiào dào: yǎng shé fēng zi yào lái zhuā rén le! |
| [18:37.56] | You' ve got to get over this. nǐ bì xū xiǎng kāi yì diǎn |
| [18:40.53] | You won' t end up alone. nǐ bú huì gū kǔ líng dīng |
| [18:42.17] | Of course I will. wǒ dāng rán huì |
| [18:43.94] | I reject anyone who' s crazy enough to actually go out with me... wǒ shuǎi diào le suǒ yǒu bèn dé yuàn yì gēn wǒ jiāo wǎng de nǚ hái |
| [18:47.91] | ... and then I bitch that there aren' t any great women out there. rán hòu wǒ bào yuàn zhǎo bu dào hǎo nǚ hái |
| [18:54.25] | You have just described... wǒ men suǒ jiāo wǎng de nán rén |
| [18:55.75] | ... virtually every man that we' ve ever gone out with. jiù gēn nǐ suǒ miáo shù de yí yàng |
| [19:01.35] | You are not a freak. You' re a guy. nǐ méi shén me wèn tí nǐ zhǐ shì gè píng cháng rén |
| [19:05.12] | She' s right. tā shuō de duì |
| [19:06.59] | You' re no different than the rest. nǐ yǔ qí tā rén méi shén me bù tóng |
| [19:08.56] | Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes, he is. děng yī xià, děng yī xià tā shì bù yí yàng |
| [19:10.93] | You are totally different. nǐ qí shí hěn bù yí yàng |
| [19:13.00] | In a bad way? hěn zāo gāo ma? |
| [19:14.23] | No, honey, in a wonderful way. bù, tián xīn, shì hěn hǎo de bù yí yàng |
| [19:16.23] | You know what you want now. xiàn zài nǐ zhī dào nǐ yào shén me le |
| [19:18.20] | Most guys don' t even have a clue. dà duō shù nán rén gēn běn bù zhī dào |
| [19:20.00] | You' re ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate with someone. nǐ zhǔn bèi hǎo jiē shòu fēng xiǎn le zhǔn bèi hǎo jiē shòu shāng hài, yú rén qīn jìn |
| [19:24.04] | You' re not gonna end up alone. nǐ bú huì gū kǔ líng dīng de |
| [19:26.81] | You called Janice. That' s how much you wanted to be with someone! nǐ dǎ diàn huà gěi zhēn nī sī zhè zhèng míng nǐ xī wàng yú rén sī shǒu zhōng shēng! |
| [19:33.72] | You' ve made it! You' re there! nǐ yǐ jīng gǎi biàn le! nǐ bù yí yàng le! |
| [19:35.82] | You are ready to make a commitment! nǐ zhǔn bèi hǎo zuò chū chéng nuò le! |
| [19:38.49] | Don' t know about that! dàn shì zì jǐ què bù zhī dào! |
| [19:48.13] | What you got there? nǐ ná le shén me? |
| [19:49.43] | Something else that' s not yours that you can break? bú shì nǐ de dōng xī ér nǐ xiǎng yào dǎ pò? |
| [19:55.51] | I know you like this and I want you to have it. wǒ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān zhè gè wǒ yě yào nǐ shōu xià tā |
| [19:58.74] | It' ll look good in our apartment. zài wǒ men gōng yù huì hěn hǎo kàn |
| [20:01.91] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [20:09.82] | That' s fine. méi guān xì |
| [20:13.93] | You' ll all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. nǐ men huì hěn gāo xìng zhī dào míng tiān wǎn shàng wǒ yǒu yuē huì |
| [20:18.26] | This woman Allison from work. She is great. wǒ de tóng shì ài lì sēn rén hěn bù cuò |
| [20:20.37] | She' s pretty, she' s smart. And I' ve been... tā yòu piào liàng yòu cōng míng wǒ yī zhí |
| [20:23.77] | ... holding off asking her out in the past, because she has a... méi yǒu yuē tā chū lái yīn wèi tā yǒu yí gè |
| [20:28.14] | ... unusually large head. bù xún cháng de dà tóu! |
| [20:31.18] | But I' m not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore. dàn wǒ bú yào ràng zhè zhǒng shì qíng zǔ zhǐ wǒ |
| [20:35.00] | Look at me. I' m growing. kàn kàn wǒ, wǒ chéng shú le |
| [20:38.15] | You can' t recycle yearbooks, can you? tóng xué lù yǒu méi yǒu huí shōu? |
| [20:41.65] | I' ll take that. nà gè gěi wǒ |
| [20:43.05] | You want his yearbook? nǐ yào tā de tóng xué lù? |
| [20:45.19] | Some people said nice things about him. Somebody should have it. yǒu rén shuō le tā de hǎo huà yīng gāi liú xià lái |
| [20:49.03] | Gosh, this is so weird. zhè zhēn de hěn qí guài |
| [20:51.80] | His whole life was in this apartment and now it' s gone. tā zhěng gè shēng mìng dōu zài zhè gōng yù dù guò xiàn zài rén qù lóu kōng |
| [20:56.30] | I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments for Mr. Heckles. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men yīng gāi wèi hā kè xiān shēng mò āi yī huì ér |
| [21:01.74] | He was kind of a pain. He was, but he was a person. tā shì gè má fán rén wù dàn tā shì gè rén wù |
| [21:12.42] | You' re all going to hell. nǐ men quán dōu huì xià dì yù |
| [21:14.32] | It' s really not that big! qí shí méi yǒu nà me dà! |
| [21:19.66] | Taking that with you, huh? Oh, yeah. nǐ yào ná nà gè zǒu ba? méi cuò |
| [21:28.87] | You coming? nǐ lái ma? |
| [21:30.34] | In a second. děng yī xià |
| [21:47.62] | Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. zài jiàn, hā kè xiān shēng |
| [21:52.92] | We' ll try to keep it down. wǒ men huì ān jìng diǎn |
| [22:05.27] | My major was useless. wǒ wán quán xué fēi suǒ yòng |
| [22:07.07] | How often do you look in the classifieds and see " Philosopher Wanted"? bào zhǐ shàng shén me shí hòu kàn de dào " zhēng qiú zhé xué jiā"? |
| [22:11.38] | Sure. duì a |
| [22:13.08] | My God, that' s a big head! tiān a, nà zhēn shì gè dà tóu! |
| [22:17.22] | It didn' t look this big in the office. Maybe it' s the lighting. zài bàn gōng shì kàn qǐ lái méi zhè me dà yě xǔ shì yīn wèi dēng guāng |
| [22:21.25] | My head must look like a golf ball at work. wǒ de tóu zài gōng sī yí dìng xiàng gè gāo ěr fū qiú nà me xiǎo |
| [22:25.59] | Don' t get hung up on it. Quick! List five things you like about her. bú yào xiǎng le kuài liè chū nǐ xǐ huān tā de wǔ jiàn shì |
| [22:29.63] | Nice smile, good dresser. xiào róng hěn měi, yī zhuó gāo yǎ |
| [22:31.76] | Big head, big head, big head! dà tóu, dà tóu, hái shì dà tóu! |
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