| [02:42.-2] | -Maybe. -Don't toy with me. 或许 别耍我 |
| [03:45.-2] | I've been feeling so lousy lately. No job,no boyfriend. 过去两个月我一直觉得好郁卒 没有工作，没有男友 |
| [04:21.-2] | And yet somehow we went through five? 可是这里有五个瓶子 |
| [05:01.-4] | Have you been with him when he wasn't drinking? 摩妮卡，你们约会时 他有没有喝过酒？ |
| [06:35.-2] | So,what's going on? 发生什么事了？ |
| [10:40.-4] | ...there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. 这附近所有的五金行 一过了午夜之后都关门了 |
| [11:28.-2] | He's probably always been dull. You just,you know... 也许他一直很无聊，你只是… |
| [12:53.-4] | ...you know... …可以说是… |
| [13:03.-3] | Oh! Oh,you're a.... 你是…你是… |
| [13:05.-3] | Oh,you're the date. 她约会的对象 |
| [15:19.-3] | Oh,my... 我的… |
| [15:33.-1] | I guess I could sleep with her. I mean.... 我可以跟她上床… |
| [16:38.-1] | Didn't you used to call it "the little major"? 你以前不是叫它 “小少校”的吗？ |
| [18:08.-2] | You could not be more wrong. 你错得不可能再错 |
| [19:58.-1] | This is hard for me to say. 这真的很难开口 |
| [21:09.-1] | It was unbelievable. I walked in there and she was all over me. 简直不可思议，我一进去 她就开始对我上下其手 |
| [22:05.-2] | Oh,I do. It's Bob Saget. 我知道，是…沙巴西格 |
| [00:06.02] | Slow down! The paper won't be sold out at 1:00 in the morning. 你慢一点，报纸不会在 半夜一点就全部卖光的 |
| [00:10.19] | I'm excited! I've never been reviewed before! 我好兴奋 第一次有我的剧评 |
| [00:13.00] | You were so amazing as the king! I'm really impressed. 你演国王演得太精采了 我真的好欣赏，真的 |
| [00:16.80] | But you know what? 不过你知道吗？ |
| [00:18.23] | You might wanna wear underwear next time. 我觉得下一次啊 你应该考虑要穿穿内裤 |
| [00:21.30] | When you sat on the throne, you could see your... 因为当你登上宝座的时候 观众可以看到你的… |
| [00:24.90] | ... royal subjects. …龙根子 |
| [00:27.71] | Here it is! Here it is! 有了，在这儿 |
| [00:30.01] | "The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction... 唯一比没大脑又孩子气的 导演还要烂的是… |
| [00:33.81] | ...was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king." …崔乔伊对国王的 超级逊栓释 |
| [00:39.08] | Okay,look. That is one guy's opinion. 那只是一个人的意见 |
| [00:41.55] | All right? Pheebs,read yours. 菲碧，念你的 |
| [00:44.39] | "The only thing worse than the mindless,adolescent direction" “唯一比没大脑又孩子气的导演 还要烂的是…” |
| [00:48.23] | Anybody have a different paper? 谁念一念别家报纸可以吗？ |
| [00:51.86] | Ross,read yours. 罗斯，念你的 |
| [00:53.70] | I don't want to. 我不想念 |
| [00:56.70] | Joey,they don't know what they're talking about. 乔伊，蜜糖 他们不知道他们在讲什么 |
| [01:00.57] | Maybe they do. 那不一定 |
| [01:01.84] | I've done this 10 years and I'm nowhere. There's gotta be a reason. 演了十年还混不出名堂 不是因为我烂是什么 |
| [01:06.18] | Come on,you're just paying your dues. 别这样嘛，你现在是耕耘阶段 |
| [01:08.71] | No,no,no. It's too hard. 不…太难了 |
| [01:11.02] | It's not worth it. I quit. 这不值得，我不干了 |
| [01:13.18] | Come on,Joey! 别这样… |
| [01:14.62] | Wait,wait one minute. Wait a minute. 等一下… |
| [01:17.26] | I believe this will change your mind. 包你听了会回心转意的 |
| [01:20.19] | "ln a mediocre play,Joseph Tribbiani achieved brilliant levels of 在这出平凡的戏里崔乔伊 成功地跃上另一美妙新境界… |
| [01:25.20] | Continued on page 153. 接153页 |
| [01:28.07] | sucking." …超级烂 |
| [01:38.87] | 六人行 第2季 第10集 纳斯（罗斯翻版） |
| [02:16.35] | I used to want to be a vet. 小时候，我的志愿是当兽医 |
| [02:18.55] | Then I found out you have to put your hands into cows. 然后我发现我必须要把手 伸到牛的什么的里面 |
| [02:27.33] | Are you okay? 你好吗？ |
| [02:28.56] | Just a tough day at work,you know? 很好，只是水深火热的一天 |
| [02:31.46] | Stegosaurus fell over,trapped a kid. 剑龙倒了，困住一个小孩 |
| [02:36.63] | I know this jacket. This is Fun Bobby's jacket! 我认得这件夹克 这是风趣巴比的夹克 |
| [02:39.57] | Where is he? He's here,isn't he? 他在哪里？他在，对不对？ |
| [02:44.21] | Geller! 老盖勒 |
| [02:45.24] | Hey,Fun Bobby! 风趣巴比 |
| [02:47.15] | Hey! You been working out? 你有去健身啊？ |
| [02:49.21] | Not at all. 才没有呢 |
| [02:50.42] | I love this guy! 我爱这傢伙 |
| [02:53.38] | I'm psyched to hear you're back with Monica. 好高兴听到 你又跟我妹妹在一起了 |
| [02:56.00] | -You and me both! -So what'd I miss? 我们都是 我错过了什么吗？ |
| [02:58.32] | We were trying to make Joey feel better. 我们只是让乔伊觉得好过一点 |
| [03:01.39] | Need me to pick you up? 需要我把你举起来吗？ |
| [03:03.19] | No,I'm all right,man. 不，我没事了，真的 |
| [03:04.90] | No,I'm picking you up! 不，我要把你举起来 |
| [03:06.50] | No,seriously. I don't need you to 不，真的，我不需要… |
| [03:11.44] | It still works! 好吧，还是有用 |
| [03:13.00] | Before I go,does anybody else need to be picked up? 在我走之前 有谁还要被我给举起来的？ |
| [03:17.51] | I'm still gonna go. 我还是走好了 |
| [03:19.84] | See you later,babe. 待会儿见了，拜拜 |
| [03:23.28] | Public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. 我们要公开亲热 大家的眼睛请回避一下 |
| [03:34.43] | See you. 再见… |
| [03:36.93] | Fun Bobby is so great. 这个风趣巴比好棒 |
| [03:38.73] | Oh,isn't he? 可不是嘛 |
| [03:40.10] | I think this time it may work with him. He makes me feel so good. 我认为这一回我们会定下来 他让我觉得好棒 |
| [03:48.54] | Well,at least my cup is half full. 至少现在我有一样了 |
| [03:51.54] | Half full of love! 有一样“爱…” |
| [03:56.15] | For our two-week anniversary, he's taking me to his cousin's cabin. 他为了庆祝我们的双周庆 周末要带我去他表哥的小木屋 |
| [04:00.12] | Cabin of love! “爱…的小屋” |
| [04:04.22] | We went through a lot of wine tonight. 我们今晚喝了好多酒 |
| [04:06.76] | I only had two glasses. 真的？我才喝了两杯 |
| [04:08.23] | I had a glass. 我只喝了一杯 |
| [04:09.46] | Two. 两杯 |
| [04:10.56] | I had one glass. 我喝了一杯 |
| [04:11.63] | I had a mug full in this... 我用这可爱的… |
| [04:13.26] | ... I-got-boned-at-the- Museum-of-Natural-History mug. …“我在自然历史 博物馆看到骨头了”喝了一杯 |
| [04:18.24] | Okay,so that's what? Two bottles. 这么说的话，顶多两瓶 |
| [04:36.15] | So what? So he drank a lot tonight. 那又怎么样，他今晚喝多了 |
| [04:39.76] | Now that I think about it, I don't think... 是呀，不过现在我想起来… |
| [04:42.46] | ...I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a drink. 我记得风趣巴比酒不离手 |
| [04:47.00] | And did you notice how he always starts his stories with... 你们有没有注意过 他故事的开头总是… |
| [04:50.87] | ... "Okay,I was so wasted!" or "Oh,we were so bombed!" “我喝得烂醉了” 或者是“我们好醉了” |
| [04:55.81] | "So I wake up and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut!" 或者是“我醒来以后发现 我在康州一辆清道车里面” |
| [05:03.88] | We just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. 只是恰巧而已 我们去的地方都会喝酒的 |
| [05:07.82] | How do you go to a wine-tasting without having a drink? 我是说去品酒会 怎么可能不来杯酒的 |
| [05:11.46] | Or to a club,or to the... 或者是去俱乐部或是去… |
| [05:14.19] | ...zoo. …动物园 |
| [05:17.50] | 中央公园 |
| [05:20.33] | Rach,does this have nonfat milk? 瑞秋，里面有没有脱脂奶？ |
| [05:23.20] | I don't know,taste it. 不知道，你试试看吧 |
| [05:29.17] | Too late,you already had some. 来不及，抱歉，你喝过了 |
| [05:34.51] | What do you say we make these coffees lrish? 我们把这都弄成了爱尔兰咖啡 你们认为怎么样？ |
| [05:41.49] | Cake! 蛋糕！ |
| [05:43.89] | Yeah,we're gonna get some cake. 对，我们去拿蛋糕 |
| [05:49.00] | It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff "lrish" lately. 我发现你最近好像把很多东西 都弄成爱尔兰式的 |
| [05:53.33] | I'd make them Belgian,but the waffles are hard to get into that flask. 我很想弄成比利时式的 可是饼干很难塞进酒瓶子里 |
| [05:59.74] | Yeah,okay. 好吧 |
| [06:01.61] | Maybe it's none of my business. Or maybe it is,I don't know. 听着，这或许不关我的事 或许有关，我不知道 |
| [06:06.71] | I'm worried about you. 我有点担心你 |
| [06:09.01] | This isn't the first time somebody said something to me about this. 这不是第一次 有人跟我说过这件事情了 |
| [06:13.62] | But I always made excuses, like "I'm just a social drinker." 我老是为我自己找一些藉口 像“跟朋友在一起才喝” |
| [06:17.56] | Or "Come on,it's Flag Day!" 或“来嘛，今天是国庆日” |
| [06:22.13] | So,what are you saying now? 那你现在怎么说呢？ |
| [06:25.46] | I guess I'm saying... 我猜我要说… |
| [06:27.57] | ... I'll try and quit. …我戒戒看 |
| [06:29.53] | I like that you worry about me. 我喜欢你担心我的样子 |
| [06:37.38] | I am gonna try and quit drinking. 我要试着戒酒了 |
| [06:39.74] | Oh! Why? 为什么？ |
| [06:48.42] | Guess who's back in show biz! 猜谁又回演艺圈了？ |
| [06:51.29] | Lorne Greene? 罗伦格林 |
| [06:55.00] | No. You know why? Because he's dead. 不是，菲比 你知道为什么吗？他死了 |
| [06:57.33] | Oh,no. 天啊 |
| [07:00.67] | This is gonna seem bittersweet now... 我猜这似乎有点苦乐参半… |
| [07:03.17] | ... but Joey,that's who! 是乔伊老弟耶 |
| [07:06.67] | My agent called with an audition for Days Of Our Lives! 是啊，我经纪人叫我去 “我们的日子”试镜看看 |
| [07:10.34] | Kick ass! 帅啊 |
| [07:12.58] | We have to celebrate! We should do a soap opera theme. 那我们必须要庆祝 应该开个肥皂剧主题派对 |
| [07:16.25] | We could all sleep together, then one of us could get amnesia! 对，我们可以一起上床 然后其中一个人失去记忆 |
| [07:23.86] | When do you get off? We'll do something tonight. 阿秋，你什么时候下班？ 晚上一起做点什么 |
| [07:27.43] | Well,actually,I'm already done. But I kind of got plans. 事实上，我下班了 但我有其他计划耶 |
| [07:32.30] | You have other friends? 你有别的朋友 |
| [07:36.33] | I have a date. 对，我…我有约会 |
| [07:38.04] | What? 什么？ |
| [07:39.10] | With a man? 跟男人？ |
| [07:41.44] | What's so strange about me having a date? 怎么？ 我有约会有什么奇怪的？ |
| [07:43.88] | What about Ross? 那罗斯怎么办？ |
| [07:45.31] | You're still mad because he made that list? 你还在为列单子的事 在跟他生气，是不是？ |
| [07:48.01] | No,no,I'm not mad at him. 不…我不生气了 |
| [07:50.65] | I'm not really "anything" at him anymore. 我对他再也不怎么了 |
| [07:53.52] | -What are you talking about? -I don't know. 你在胡说些什么？ 我不知道 |
| [07:57.46] | Whatever I was feeling,I'm... 不管我从前怎么样，我… |
| [08:00.36] | ... not. …不了 |
| [08:01.39] | But you guys came so close. 你们就差一点点 |
| [08:03.29] | I'm sorry. You'll have to get used to the fact... 我知道，对不起啦，各位 你们只得习惯… |
| [08:06.53] | ...that I will not be dating Ross. …我不会跟罗斯约会这个事实 |
| [08:10.64] | Here he is. 他来了 |
| [08:13.30] | Guys,this is Russ. 各位，这是洛斯 |
| [08:28.65] | I'm not saying you're not talented. You're very talented. 不…我不是说你没才华 你非常有才华 |
| [08:32.12] | But with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. 只是那只鸟死了之后 剩下的戏就很少了 |
| [08:36.63] | Honey,give me a break,will you? 蜜糖，放我一马，好吗？ |
| [08:39.13] | I'll talk to you later. 我等会儿再打给你 |
| [08:40.70] | There's my favorite client! 我最喜爱的客户来了 |
| [08:42.80] | So tell me,darling, how was the audition? 告诉我，亲爱的 试镜结果如何？ |
| [08:45.64] | I think it went well. I got a callback for Thursday. 我觉得进行得满顺利的 他们要我周四复试 |
| [08:49.81] | Joey! Have you ever seen me ecstatic? 乔伊，你见过我心醉神迷吗？ |
| [08:54.31] | Well,here it is. 那你见识看看 |
| [09:00.18] | Okay! Listen,there's something I want to talk to you about. 对了，有件事我想跟你谈谈 |
| [09:04.26] | The casting lady 电视台的选角小姐… |
| [09:05.56] | Oh,isn't Lori a doll? 罗莉是不是很棒？ |
| [09:07.86] | She's great. 对…她很棒 |
| [09:10.53] | But I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me. 可是…我有点觉得 她好像对我有那么一点点意思 |
| [09:15.17] | And I definitely would get the part if I were to,you know.... 我觉得如果我想得到 那个角色的话，就要… |
| [09:23.71] | If I sent the little general in. 派我的“小将军”出马 |
| [09:28.75] | I see! Well,I'm just gonna put in a call here... 我懂了 我现在就打个电话… |
| [09:32.75] | ...and we'll find out what's going on and straighten it out. …把事情搞清楚 看看究竟是怎么回事 |
| [09:37.42] | Lori,please. 你好啊，请接罗莉 |
| [09:41.03] | Hi,darling! 亲爱的 |
| [09:43.09] | How about Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver? 崔乔伊适不适合 计程车司机那个角色？ |
| [09:46.26] | Isn't he terrific? 他是不是棒透了？ |
| [09:52.57] | Okay,doll,talk to you later. 我们等会儿再谈 |
| [09:55.04] | You're gonna have to sleep with her. 对，你必须跟她上床 |
| [10:01.21] | -What's the matter? -Fun Bobby. 你怎么了？ 是风趣巴比 |
| [10:03.25] | What? Isn't he sober? 怎么？他又喝酒了？ |
| [10:04.78] | Oh,he's sober all right. 他是没喝酒 |
| [10:06.45] | Turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason. 只是我发现 风趣巴比风趣是有原因的 |
| [10:14.13] | All right,here you go,sweetie. 拿去吧，甜心 |
| [10:17.23] | Thanks. You wanna hear something funny? 谢了 要不要听一个有趣的故事？ |
| [10:20.00] | Oh,God,yes! 好啊，要 |
| [10:23.27] | There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. 只要一过了午夜 这附近的五金行就全都关门了 |
| [10:30.64] | That is funny. 好好笑哦 |
| [10:33.34] | I needed to buy a hammer and I'm out walking around the neighborhood. 前几天晚上我需要买一把榔头 我就出去在这附近逛了一逛 |
| [10:38.32] | But apparently... 但… |
| [10:49.86] | Don't you have to be at your interview? 甜心，你不是该去面试了吗？ |
| [10:52.33] | Oh,yeah. 是呀 |
| [10:56.53] | See you guys. 各位再见了 |
| [10:57.87] | Bye... 拜拜… |
| [10:59.60] | ...ridiculously dull Bobby. …无聊至极的巴比 |
| [11:03.14] | Oh,my God. 老天啊 |
| [11:04.68] | He's not that bad. 他还没那么糟啦 |
| [11:06.18] | Not that bad? Did you not hear the hammer story? 没那么糟？ 你没有听到那个故事吗？ |
| [11:10.35] | Okay,don't get all squinky. 别那么挑剔嘛 |
| [11:14.22] | Maybe it's the kind of story where you had to be there. 也许你应该身历其境 才会觉得好笑啊 |
| [11:17.22] | But I'm gonna be there! 但我下半辈子… |
| [11:18.82] | For the rest of my life. 都会身历其境啊 |
| [11:22.73] | I can't dump him. I made him quit drinking. I made him dull! 我不能跟他分手，我叫他戒酒 所以他无聊是因为我 |
| [11:26.53] | Don't say that. 好了，别这么说了 |
| [11:31.54] | ...set it free. …你只是把他解放了 |
| [11:35.37] | Hey,Ross. 罗斯 |
| [11:38.84] | Hi,Russ. 洛斯 |
| [11:40.04] | I've got two more tables to clean,and then we'll go. 再两张桌子 我们就可以走了，好吗？ |
| [11:43.38] | I'll just sit here and... 我就坐这儿好了… |
| [11:46.05] | ...chat with your... 跟你的… |
| [11:48.85] | ...friend-type people. …好朋友一起聊天 |
| [11:57.33] | Rachel? 瑞秋 |
| [12:00.26] | So,you know what you're doing,right? 你知道你在干什么吗？ |
| [12:03.27] | Waitressing? 服务生？ |
| [12:04.67] | Well,yeah. But,no. I mean.... 是又不是… |
| [12:07.94] | Doesn't Russ just remind you of someone? 洛斯会不会 让你想起某个人来呢？ |
| [12:12.84] | Bob Saget? 巴布西格？ |
| [12:14.61] | Oh,yeah! 对呀 |
| [12:16.85] | No,no,no! 不对… |
| [12:19.62] | Oh,my,oh! 天呀 |
| [12:21.75] | What's wrong? 怎么了？ |
| [12:24.46] | She's upset because... 她心情不好是因为… |
| [12:25.92] | ...she buttered a spider into her toast this morning. …她不小心 把一只蜘蛛涂在吐司上了 |
| [12:30.76] | All right. 好吧 |
| [12:34.20] | Listen,Pheebs. This is gonna be okay. 听我说，菲菲，这不要紧的 |
| [12:37.30] | Ross,Russ. Russ,Ross. 罗斯，洛斯 洛斯，罗斯 |
| [12:43.37] | Are you a friend of Rachel's? 你是…瑞秋的朋友？ |
| [12:45.64] | Yes. Yes,I am. 是，我是 |
| [12:46.91] | Are you a friend of Rachel's? 你是…瑞秋的朋友吗？ |
| [12:49.78] | Actually,I'm kind of a... 事实上，我是… |
| [12:54.59] | ...a date-type thing... 瑞秋的约会对象… |
| [12:57.79] | ...of Rachel's. …朋友 |
| [12:59.66] | A date? 约会？ |
| [13:01.56] | I'm her date. 对，她的约会对象 |
| [13:08.00] | This is actually good... 其实这也满好玩的… |
| [13:09.50] | ... because if we lose Ross, we have a spare. 因为万一我们失去了罗斯 还有一个备用的 |
| [13:13.14] | Oh! You are the paleontologist. 你是那个…古生物学家 |
| [13:16.24] | Yes. Yes,I am. And you are a.... 对，我是 那你是… |
| [13:21.35] | Periodontist. 牙科医师 |
| [13:22.51] | See? Now they're as different as night and... 瞧，现在他们简直是黑夜跟… |
| [13:26.35] | ...Iater that night. …更黑的夜 |
| [13:28.42] | Well,I am going to get a beverage. 我现在要去…拿杯饮料 |
| [13:32.26] | It was nice meeting you. 很高兴…很高兴认识你 |
| [13:34.53] | Ditto. 彼此 |
| [13:41.87] | Well,I met Russ. 我…我见过洛斯了 |
| [13:45.94] | Hey,I didn't know we were seeing other people. 我不知道我们…边跟别人交往 |
| [13:49.17] | Well,we're not seeing each other,so.... 我们又没有在交往，所以… |
| [13:52.94] | For your information, there's a woman at the museum... 我告诉你好了 我们馆里有个女的… |
| [13:56.05] | ...who's curator of moths and other... …负责蛾类… |
| [14:00.32] | ...winged things... …跟其他有翅生物… |
| [14:03.52] | ...who's let it be known that she is drawn to me,much like a... …她明显地表示她喜欢我 就像是… |
| [14:07.83] | ...you know. 你知道嘛 |
| [14:10.23] | I've kept her at bay, but if this is the deal 我到现在还跟她保持距离 但是如果你要这样的话… |
| [14:13.30] | This is the deal. 对，我要这样 |
| [14:14.73] | Okay,well,have a nice evening. 那好，祝你有愉快的一晚 |
| [14:17.64] | Russ,you ready? 洛斯，你好了吗？ |
| [14:26.21] | She's dating? 她在约会？ |
| [14:28.35] | She's dating? 她在约会？ |
| [14:29.58] | Yes,but did you see who she was dating? 对，对 但你看到她在跟谁约会了吗？ |
| [14:33.52] | What do you mean? 什么意思？ |
| [14:35.02] | -Do you not see it? -See what? 你看不出来吗？ 看什么？ |
| [14:37.00] | I don't know what she sees in that goober! 我真搞不懂 她看中那驴蛋哪一点 |
| [14:42.59] | It takes him,what? Like,I don't know... 那…那个傢伙… |
| [14:45.90] | ... hello,a week to get out a sentence? …讲完一句话要等一个礼拜 |
| [14:49.50] | It's annoying,isn't it? 是呀，烦死人了，是不是？ |
| [15:07.12] | You didn't get the part... 我猜你没有得到那个角色… |
| [15:09.05] | ...or ltaly called and said it was hungry? …或是意大利来电说它饿了 |
| [15:12.29] | The part's mine if I want it. 不，我要的话那角色就是我的 |
| [15:14.83] | Oh,my God! 老天啊 |
| [15:16.00] | If I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady. 对呀，只要我愿意 跟选角小姐上床的话 |
| [15:20.33] | ...God? 老天啊？ |
| [15:22.70] | Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this. Ten years! 我等了十年 才等到这个机会，钱德 |
| [15:26.70] | I mean,Days of our Lives. That's actually on television! 我是说“我们的日子” 那真的会在电视上播出 |
| [15:31.31] | What are you gonna do? 那你要怎么做？ |
| [15:35.68] | How can I do that? 但我怎么能那么做呢 |
| [15:37.31] | I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know. 我有一本 教我关于性的一切的立体书 |
| [15:41.92] | I've never slept with someone for a part. 我从没有为了角色 跟人家上床过 |
| [15:44.26] | Well,is she 那么她是… |
| [15:47.76] | Sorry. 抱歉 |
| [15:50.19] | Is she good-looking? 她长得好看吗？ |
| [15:52.16] | She's totally good-looking. If I met her in a bar... 好看，她长得非常的好看 若我在酒吧认识她的话… |
| [15:55.67] | ... I'd be buying her breakfast. …我一定会请她吃早餐 |
| [15:59.84] | After having slept with her. 你知道，我是说跟她上床之后 |
| [16:07.34] | Maybe this isn't such a big deal. 乔伊，或许这没什么大不了的 |
| [16:09.71] | The way that I see it is,you get a great job,and you get to have sex! 依我看你不但得到一份好工作 还可以跟她上床 |
| [16:15.42] | Throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you've got Christmas! 也许再加上一棵树跟胖子 就像圣诞树了 |
| [16:22.79] | I just don't think that I want it that way,though. 我只是不希望 那样得到这份工作 |
| [16:26.30] | I mean,let's say I do make it,all right? 就说有一天万一我成名好了 |
| [16:29.03] | I'll always look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or... 我会怀疑那到底是因为 我的才华，还是因为我的… |
| [16:33.44] | ...you know,the little general. …你知道，我的小将军 |
| [16:41.15] | After Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it. 对呀，但是在上过狄丹妮后 它就升级了 |
| [16:49.59] | Something from the bar? 两位要不要来一杯酒啊？ |
| [16:51.32] | Yes,I would like something. 好，我要点杯酒 |
| [16:54.12] | No. No,thank you. 不，不，谢谢 |
| [16:56.39] | If you wanna drink,it's okay with me. I've gotta get used to it. 没关系，你想喝酒的话 我没问题，我要习惯这种事 |
| [17:00.33] | No,no,really. I wouldn't feel right about it. 不…真的 我冰箱里面的灯熄了 |
| [17:03.47] | Just some water,please. 来杯水好了 |
| [17:05.57] | -So my refrigerator light's out. -Scotch on the rocks with a twist! 我会觉得很不舒服 来杯威士忌加冰块跟柠檬 |
| [17:12.11] | We're having some fun now,huh,Ross? 这个游戏很有趣吧，罗斯？ |
| [17:14.75] | Wanna do another one? Huh,Russ? 我们再做一个好不好，洛斯？ |
| [17:20.08] | Eleven letters... 十一个字母 |
| [17:21.82] | ...atomic element number 101, ends in "ium." 它的原子序号码是101 字尾是“IUM” |
| [17:25.76] | Dysprosium. 是镝 |
| [17:27.42] | Dysprosium. 什么是镐？ |
| [17:29.00] | Try mendelevium. 我看试试钔吧 |
| [17:30.79] | And weenie number two has it. 二号参赛者答对了 |
| [17:33.70] | Unless "Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues. 除非直九的“白缎之夜” 是“杜迪蓝调”唱的 |
| [17:41.47] | You don't see it? You actually don't see it? 你真的看不出来吗？ |
| [17:44.21] | What? 什么？ |
| [17:45.61] | Honey,you're dating Ross. 你在跟罗斯约会 |
| [17:47.64] | No,Pheebs,I'm dating Russ. 不，菲菲，我跟洛斯约会 |
| [17:49.55] | Russ is Ross. Russ,Ross. 洛斯就是罗斯，洛斯，罗斯 |
| [17:52.22] | Steve,sleeve. 史提，史里 |
| [17:54.55] | No one is named sleeve. 没有人叫那种名字 |
| [17:57.15] | What are you talking about? 菲比，你到底在鬼扯什么？ |
| [17:59.29] | Other than their names being similar, I do not see what you're seeing. 除了名字相似之外 对不起，我看不到你看到的 |
| [18:03.56] | For your information... 我老实告诉你好了… |
| [18:05.46] | ...it's a card sharp, not a card shark. …是赌胜 不是赌圣 |
| [18:09.80] | You could try, but you would not be successful. 你可以试，可是你不会成功 |
| [18:13.20] | I'm gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins. 我先倒杯咖啡 然后再回来看你们互戳眼睛 |
| [18:19.38] | I know your problem. 我知道问题在哪儿了 |
| [18:20.84] | Oh,you do,do you? 是吗？ |
| [18:22.75] | You're jealous. 你嫉妒 |
| [18:26.38] | Of what? 嫉妒什么？ |
| [18:28.15] | You're jealous because I'm a real doctor. 你嫉妒我是个真正的医生 |
| [18:32.59] | Hey,you're a doctor of gums. 你是牙龈的医生 |
| [18:34.59] | That's the smallest body part you can major in. 那是人能够钻研的 最小的人体器官 |
| [18:38.93] | Day one,floss. Day two,here's your diploma. 就像是第一天教你用牙线 第二天，这是你的文凭 |
| [18:41.70] | You listen here 你给我听着… |
| [18:43.00] | -Let me finish. -No,let me finish. 不，让我说完 不，你让我说完 |
| [18:45.04] | No,you let me fin 不，你让我说完… |
| [19:00.68] | Did Joey say what he was gonna do? 乔伊走时有没有说打算怎么做 |
| [19:03.52] | I don't even think he knew. 没有，我想他自己也不知道 |
| [19:05.19] | Would you sleep with somebody to get a great job? 你会为一个很棒的工作 跟别人上床吗？ |
| [19:08.13] | Who would I have to sleep with? 我必须跟谁上床？ |
| [19:10.69] | Me. 我 |
| [19:14.43] | Why with you? 我干嘛得跟你上床？ |
| [19:16.27] | It's my game. You want the job or not? 这是我的事 这工作你到底要不要？ |
| [19:22.21] | Good morning. 早 |
| [19:23.37] | Where you going? 你去哪里？ |
| [19:24.71] | Bobby and I are going away for the weekend. Remember? 我要跟巴比去小木屋度周末 记得吗？ |
| [19:29.05] | What's with all the liquor? 带那么多酒干什么？ |
| [19:30.91] | What's going on? Is Bobby drinking again? 怎么了？巴比又开始喝酒了 |
| [19:33.62] | This is not for him. This is for me. 不…这不是他喝的 这是给我的 |
| [19:37.45] | That way,he's sober but his shoelace stories are more amusing. 这样他会很清醒，而我会觉得 他的鞋带笑话好笑多了 |
| [19:46.50] | God! Even his knock is boring! 天哪，他连敲门 怎么都这么乏味啊 |
| [19:51.77] | -I'll be ready in a second. -Could I talk to you? 我马上就好了 我可以跟你谈一谈吗？ |
| [19:55.17] | Sure. 可以啊 |
| [19:59.91] | You fell off the wagon! 天啊，你又开始喝酒了 |
| [20:01.85] | Oh,no,no. 不是… |
| [20:03.58] | It's about you. 是关于你的 |
| [20:05.08] | What about me? 我怎么了？ |
| [20:06.75] | I think you may have a drinking problem. 我想你或许有酗酒问题 |
| [20:12.36] | What,these? 不，这些是… |
| [20:14.49] | No,these are for cuts and scrapes. …擦伤口用的 |
| [20:18.43] | Look,I'm not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship. 我现在无法扯入一段 相互依赖的关系当中 |
| [20:23.87] | Oh,shoot. 该死 |
| [20:28.01] | Well,anyway, I hope we can be friends. 不管怎么样 我希望我们还是朋友 |
| [20:35.48] | Take care. 保重了 |
| [20:36.55] | -You too. -Goodbye. 你也是 拜 |
| [20:42.49] | What happened? 怎么了？ |
| [20:45.72] | We kind of broke up. 我们分手了 |
| [20:54.06] | Does anybody want these? 这些酒谁要？ |
| [20:55.80] | I'll take one. 我拿一瓶 |
| [20:58.00] | Sometimes I hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant. 我有时候喜欢拿这种东西 假装我是个巨人 |
| [21:07.08] | How'd the callback go? 复试结果怎么样？ |
| [21:12.92] | -What did you do? -I couldn't do it. 结果呢？ 我就是办不到 |
| [21:15.22] | I didn't want the part that way. 我告诉她我不想那样得到角色 |
| [21:17.32] | Good for you! 干得好… |
| [21:18.36] | But wait! I left her office... 等等，我离开她办公室之后 她追我追到电梯来 |
| [21:20.16] | ...and she caught up with me and offered me a bigger part. 她说要给我一个更重要的角色 |
| [21:24.66] | So,and? 所以呢？ |
| [21:27.26] | So,you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramoray,neurosurgeon... 所以… 各位面前站的是雷医生… |
| [21:32.00] | ... recurring in at least four episodes! …是一位至少会在四集里面 出镜的神经外科医师 |
| [21:35.84] | All right,I gotta go shower. 太棒了…我去洗澡了 |
| [21:53.89] | I guess you guys heard Rachel dumped me. 你们听说我被瑞秋甩了吧？ |
| [21:56.56] | Yeah,I'm sorry,man. 是呀，很遗撼啊，老兄 |
| [21:58.70] | She said I remind her too much of somebody. 她说我会让她想起另外一个人 |
| [22:01.20] | Any idea who she's talking about? 你们知道那个人是谁吗？ |
| [22:09.57] | She hates him. 她恨他 |
| [22:12.74] | Hey,Julie! 茱莉 |
| [22:14.18] | How are you doing? 最近好吗？ |
| [22:15.91] | I don't know. It's weird not being with Ross... 我不知道 没有了罗斯，的确很不对劲… |
| [22:19.32] | ... but I guess I'm doing okay. …但是我猜我还好啦 |
| [22:21.69] | Actually,I've got some of his stuff that he.... 事实上 我带了一些他的东西… |
| [02:42.-2] | Maybe. Don' t toy with me. huo xu bie shua wo |
| [03:45.-2] | I' ve been feeling so lousy lately. No job, no boyfriend. guo qu liang ge yue wo yi zhi jue de hao yu zu mei you gong zuo, mei you nan you |
| [04:21.-2] | And yet somehow we went through five? ke shi zhe li you wu ge ping zi |
| [05:01.-4] | Have you been with him when he wasn' t drinking? mo ni ka, ni men yue hui shi ta you mei you he guo jiu? |
| [06:35.-2] | So, what' s going on? fa sheng shen me shi le? |
| [10:40.-4] | ... there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. zhe fu jin suo you de wu jin xing yi guo le wu ye zhi hou dou guan men le |
| [11:28.-2] | He' s probably always been dull. You just, you know... ye xu ta yi zhi hen wu liao, ni zhi shi |
| [12:53.-4] | ... you know... ke yi shuo shi |
| [13:03.-3] | Oh! Oh, you' re a.... ni shi ni shi |
| [13:05.-3] | Oh, you' re the date. ta yue hui de dui xiang |
| [15:19.-3] | Oh, my... wo de |
| [15:33.-1] | I guess I could sleep with her. I mean.... wo ke yi gen ta shang chuang |
| [16:38.-1] | Didn' t you used to call it " the little major"? ni yi qian bu shi jiao ta " xiao shao xiao" de ma? |
| [18:08.-2] | You could not be more wrong. ni cuo de bu ke neng zai cuo |
| [19:58.-1] | This is hard for me to say. zhe zhen de hen nan kai kou |
| [21:09.-1] | It was unbelievable. I walked in there and she was all over me. jian zhi bu ke si yi, wo yi jin qu ta jiu kai shi dui wo shang xia qi shou |
| [22:05.-2] | Oh, I do. It' s Bob Saget. wo zhi dao, shi sha ba xi ge |
| [00:06.02] | Slow down! The paper won' t be sold out at 1: 00 in the morning. ni man yi dian, bao zhi bu hui zai ban ye yi dian jiu quan bu mai guang de |
| [00:10.19] | I' m excited! I' ve never been reviewed before! wo hao xing fen di yi ci you wo de ju ping |
| [00:13.00] | You were so amazing as the king! I' m really impressed. ni yan guo wang yan de tai jing cai le wo zhen de hao xin shang, zhen de |
| [00:16.80] | But you know what? bu guo ni zhi dao ma? |
| [00:18.23] | You might wanna wear underwear next time. wo jue de xia yi ci a ni ying gai kao lv yao chuan chuan nei ku |
| [00:21.30] | When you sat on the throne, you could see your... yin wei dang ni deng shang bao zuo de shi hou guan zhong ke yi kan dao ni de |
| [00:24.90] | ... royal subjects. long gen zi |
| [00:27.71] | Here it is! Here it is! you le, zai zhe er |
| [00:30.01] | " The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction... wei yi bi mei da nao you hai zi qi de dao yan hai yao lan de shi |
| [00:33.81] | ... was Joseph Tribbiani' s disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king." cui qiao yi dui guo wang de chao ji xun shuan shi |
| [00:39.08] | Okay, look. That is one guy' s opinion. na zhi shi yi ge ren de yi jian |
| [00:41.55] | All right? Pheebs, read yours. fei bi, nian ni de |
| [00:44.39] | " The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction" " wei yi bi mei da nao you hai zi qi de dao yan hai yao lan de shi" |
| [00:48.23] | Anybody have a different paper? shui nian yi nian bie jia bao zhi ke yi ma? |
| [00:51.86] | Ross, read yours. luo si, nian ni de |
| [00:53.70] | I don' t want to. wo bu xiang nian |
| [00:56.70] | Joey, they don' t know what they' re talking about. qiao yi, mi tang ta men bu zhi dao ta men zai jiang shen me |
| [01:00.57] | Maybe they do. na bu yi ding |
| [01:01.84] | I' ve done this 10 years and I' m nowhere. There' s gotta be a reason. yan le shi nian hai hun bu chu ming tang bu shi yin wei wo lan shi shen me |
| [01:06.18] | Come on, you' re just paying your dues. bie zhe yang ma, ni xian zai shi geng yun jie duan |
| [01:08.71] | No, no, no. It' s too hard. bu tai nan le |
| [01:11.02] | It' s not worth it. I quit. zhe bu zhi de, wo bu gan le |
| [01:13.18] | Come on, Joey! bie zhe yang |
| [01:14.62] | Wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. deng yi xia |
| [01:17.26] | I believe this will change your mind. bao ni ting le hui hui xin zhuan yi de |
| [01:20.19] | " ln a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani achieved brilliant levels of zai zhe chu ping fan de xi li cui qiao yi cheng gong di yue shang ling yi mei miao xin jing jie |
| [01:25.20] | Continued on page 153. jie 153 ye |
| [01:28.07] | sucking." chao ji lan |
| [01:38.87] | liu ren xing di 2 ji di 10 ji na si luo si fan ban |
| [02:16.35] | I used to want to be a vet. xiao shi hou, wo de zhi yuan shi dang shou yi |
| [02:18.55] | Then I found out you have to put your hands into cows. ran hou wo fa xian wo bi xu yao ba shou shen dao niu de shen me de li mian |
| [02:27.33] | Are you okay? ni hao ma? |
| [02:28.56] | Just a tough day at work, you know? hen hao, zhi shi shui shen huo re de yi tian |
| [02:31.46] | Stegosaurus fell over, trapped a kid. jian long dao le, kun zhu yi ge xiao hai |
| [02:36.63] | I know this jacket. This is Fun Bobby' s jacket! wo ren de zhe jian jia ke zhe shi feng qu ba bi de jia ke |
| [02:39.57] | Where is he? He' s here, isn' t he? ta zai na li? ta zai, dui bu dui? |
| [02:44.21] | Geller! lao gai lei |
| [02:45.24] | Hey, Fun Bobby! feng qu ba bi |
| [02:47.15] | Hey! You been working out? ni you qu jian shen a? |
| [02:49.21] | Not at all. cai mei you ne |
| [02:50.42] | I love this guy! wo ai zhe jia huo |
| [02:53.38] | I' m psyched to hear you' re back with Monica. hao gao xing ting dao ni you gen wo mei mei zai yi qi le |
| [02:56.00] | You and me both! So what' d I miss? wo men dou shi wo cuo guo le shen me ma? |
| [02:58.32] | We were trying to make Joey feel better. wo men zhi shi rang qiao yi jue de hao guo yi dian |
| [03:01.39] | Need me to pick you up? xu yao wo ba ni ju qi lai ma? |
| [03:03.19] | No, I' m all right, man. bu, wo mei shi le, zhen de |
| [03:04.90] | No, I' m picking you up! bu, wo yao ba ni ju qi lai |
| [03:06.50] | No, seriously. I don' t need you to bu, zhen de, wo bu xu yao |
| [03:11.44] | It still works! hao ba, hai shi you yong |
| [03:13.00] | Before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? zai wo zou zhi qian you shui hai yao bei wo gei ju qi lai de? |
| [03:17.51] | I' m still gonna go. wo hai shi zou hao le |
| [03:19.84] | See you later, babe. dai hui r jian le, bai bai |
| [03:23.28] | Public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. wo men yao gong kai qin re da jia de yan jing qing hui bi yi xia |
| [03:34.43] | See you. zai jian |
| [03:36.93] | Fun Bobby is so great. zhe ge feng qu ba bi hao bang |
| [03:38.73] | Oh, isn' t he? ke bu shi ma |
| [03:40.10] | I think this time it may work with him. He makes me feel so good. wo ren wei zhe yi hui wo men hui ding xia lai ta rang wo jue de hao bang |
| [03:48.54] | Well, at least my cup is half full. zhi shao xian zai wo you yi yang le |
| [03:51.54] | Half full of love! you yi yang" ai" |
| [03:56.15] | For our twoweek anniversary, he' s taking me to his cousin' s cabin. ta wei le qing zhu wo men de shuang zhou qing zhou mo yao dai wo qu ta biao ge de xiao mu wu |
| [04:00.12] | Cabin of love! " ai de xiao wu" |
| [04:04.22] | We went through a lot of wine tonight. wo men jin wan he le hao duo jiu |
| [04:06.76] | I only had two glasses. zhen de? wo cai he le liang bei |
| [04:08.23] | I had a glass. wo zhi he le yi bei |
| [04:09.46] | Two. liang bei |
| [04:10.56] | I had one glass. wo he le yi bei |
| [04:11.63] | I had a mug full in this... wo yong zhe ke ai de |
| [04:13.26] | ... Igotbonedatthe MuseumofNaturalHistory mug. " wo zai zi ran li shi bo wu guan kan dao gu tou le" he le yi bei |
| [04:18.24] | Okay, so that' s what? Two bottles. zhe me shuo de hua, ding duo liang ping |
| [04:36.15] | So what? So he drank a lot tonight. na you zen me yang, ta jin wan he duo le |
| [04:39.76] | Now that I think about it, I don' t think... shi ya, bu guo xian zai wo xiang qi lai |
| [04:42.46] | ... I' ve ever seen Fun Bobby without a drink. wo ji de feng qu ba bi jiu bu li shou |
| [04:47.00] | And did you notice how he always starts his stories with... ni men you mei you zhu yi guo ta gu shi de kai tou zong shi |
| [04:50.87] | ... " Okay, I was so wasted!" or " Oh, we were so bombed!" " wo he de lan zui le" huo zhe shi" wo men hao zui le" |
| [04:55.81] | " So I wake up and I' m in this dumpster in Connecticut!" huo zhe shi" wo xing lai yi hou fa xian wo zai kang zhou yi liang qing dao che li mian" |
| [05:03.88] | We just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. zhi shi qia qiao er yi wo men qu de di fang dou hui he jiu de |
| [05:07.82] | How do you go to a winetasting without having a drink? wo shi shuo qu pin jiu hui zen me ke neng bu lai bei jiu de |
| [05:11.46] | Or to a club, or to the... huo zhe shi qu ju le bu huo shi qu |
| [05:14.19] | ... zoo. dong wu yuan |
| [05:17.50] | zhong yang gong yuan |
| [05:20.33] | Rach, does this have nonfat milk? rui qiu, li mian you mei you tuo zhi nai? |
| [05:23.20] | I don' t know, taste it. bu zhi dao, ni shi shi kan ba |
| [05:29.17] | Too late, you already had some. lai bu ji, bao qian, ni he guo le |
| [05:34.51] | What do you say we make these coffees lrish? wo men ba zhe dou nong cheng le ai er lan ka fei ni men ren wei zen me yang? |
| [05:41.49] | Cake! dan gao! |
| [05:43.89] | Yeah, we' re gonna get some cake. dui, wo men qu na dan gao |
| [05:49.00] | It seems like you' ve been making an awful lot of stuff " lrish" lately. wo fa xian ni zui jin hao xiang ba hen duo dong xi dou nong cheng ai er lan shi de |
| [05:53.33] | I' d make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask. wo hen xiang nong cheng bi li shi shi de ke shi bing gan hen nan sai jin jiu ping zi li |
| [05:59.74] | Yeah, okay. hao ba |
| [06:01.61] | Maybe it' s none of my business. Or maybe it is, I don' t know. ting zhe, zhe huo xu bu guan wo de shi huo xu you guan, wo bu zhi dao |
| [06:06.71] | I' m worried about you. wo you dian dan xin ni |
| [06:09.01] | This isn' t the first time somebody said something to me about this. zhe bu shi di yi ci you ren gen wo shuo guo zhe jian shi qing le |
| [06:13.62] | But I always made excuses, like " I' m just a social drinker." wo lao shi wei wo zi ji zhao yi xie jie kou xiang" gen peng you zai yi qi cai he" |
| [06:17.56] | Or " Come on, it' s Flag Day!" huo" lai ma, jin tian shi guo qing ri" |
| [06:22.13] | So, what are you saying now? na ni xian zai zen me shuo ne? |
| [06:25.46] | I guess I' m saying... wo cai wo yao shuo |
| [06:27.57] | ... I' ll try and quit. wo jie jie kan |
| [06:29.53] | I like that you worry about me. wo xi huan ni dan xin wo de yang zi |
| [06:37.38] | I am gonna try and quit drinking. wo yao shi zhe jie jiu le |
| [06:39.74] | Oh! Why? wei shi me? |
| [06:48.42] | Guess who' s back in show biz! cai shui you hui yan yi quan le? |
| [06:51.29] | Lorne Greene? luo lun ge lin |
| [06:55.00] | No. You know why? Because he' s dead. bu shi, fei bi ni zhi dao wei shi me ma? ta si le |
| [06:57.33] | Oh, no. tian a |
| [07:00.67] | This is gonna seem bittersweet now... wo cai zhe si hu you dian ku le can ban |
| [07:03.17] | ... but Joey, that' s who! shi qiao yi lao di ye |
| [07:06.67] | My agent called with an audition for Days Of Our Lives! shi a, wo jing ji ren jiao wo qu " wo men de ri zi" shi jing kan kan |
| [07:10.34] | Kick ass! shuai a |
| [07:12.58] | We have to celebrate! We should do a soap opera theme. na wo men bi xu yao qing zhu ying gai kai ge fei zao ju zhu ti pai dui |
| [07:16.25] | We could all sleep together, then one of us could get amnesia! dui, wo men ke yi yi qi shang chuang ran hou qi zhong yi ge ren shi qu ji yi |
| [07:23.86] | When do you get off? We' ll do something tonight. a qiu, ni shen me shi hou xia ban? wan shang yi qi zuo dian shen me |
| [07:27.43] | Well, actually, I' m already done. But I kind of got plans. shi shi shang, wo xia ban le dan wo you qi ta ji hua ye |
| [07:32.30] | You have other friends? ni you bie de peng you |
| [07:36.33] | I have a date. dui, wo wo you yue hui |
| [07:38.04] | What? shen me? |
| [07:39.10] | With a man? gen nan ren? |
| [07:41.44] | What' s so strange about me having a date? zen me? wo you yue hui you shen me qi guai de? |
| [07:43.88] | What about Ross? na luo si zen me ban? |
| [07:45.31] | You' re still mad because he made that list? ni hai zai wei lie dan zi de shi zai gen ta sheng qi, shi bu shi? |
| [07:48.01] | No, no, I' m not mad at him. bu wo bu sheng qi le |
| [07:50.65] | I' m not really " anything" at him anymore. wo dui ta zai ye bu zen me le |
| [07:53.52] | What are you talking about? I don' t know. ni zai hu shuo xie shen me? wo bu zhi dao |
| [07:57.46] | Whatever I was feeling, I' m... bu guan wo cong qian zen me yang, wo |
| [08:00.36] | ... not. bu liao |
| [08:01.39] | But you guys came so close. ni men jiu cha yi dian dian |
| [08:03.29] | I' m sorry. You' ll have to get used to the fact... wo zhi dao, dui bu qi la, ge wei ni men zhi de xi guan |
| [08:06.53] | ... that I will not be dating Ross. wo bu hui gen luo si yue hui zhe ge shi shi |
| [08:10.64] | Here he is. ta lai le |
| [08:13.30] | Guys, this is Russ. ge wei, zhe shi luo si |
| [08:28.65] | I' m not saying you' re not talented. You' re very talented. bu wo bu shi shuo ni mei cai hua ni fei chang you cai hua |
| [08:32.12] | But with the bird dead and all, there' s very little act left. zhi shi na zhi niao si le zhi hou sheng xia de xi jiu hen shao le |
| [08:36.63] | Honey, give me a break, will you? mi tang, fang wo yi ma, hao ma? |
| [08:39.13] | I' ll talk to you later. wo deng hui er zai da gei ni |
| [08:40.70] | There' s my favorite client! wo zui xi ai de ke hu lai le |
| [08:42.80] | So tell me, darling, how was the audition? gao su wo, qin ai de shi jing jie guo ru he? |
| [08:45.64] | I think it went well. I got a callback for Thursday. wo jue de jin xing de man shun li de ta men yao wo zhou si fu shi |
| [08:49.81] | Joey! Have you ever seen me ecstatic? qiao yi, ni jian guo wo xin zui shen mi ma? |
| [08:54.31] | Well, here it is. na ni jian shi kan kan |
| [09:00.18] | Okay! Listen, there' s something I want to talk to you about. dui le, you jian shi wo xiang gen ni tan tan |
| [09:04.26] | The casting lady dian shi tai de xuan jiao xiao jie |
| [09:05.56] | Oh, isn' t Lori a doll? luo li shi bu shi hen bang? |
| [09:07.86] | She' s great. dui ta hen bang |
| [09:10.53] | But I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me. ke shi wo you dian jue de ta hao xiang dui wo you na me yi dian dian yi si |
| [09:15.17] | And I definitely would get the part if I were to, you know.... wo jue de ru guo wo xiang de dao na ge jue se de hua, jiu yao |
| [09:23.71] | If I sent the little general in. pai wo de" xiao jiang jun" chu ma |
| [09:28.75] | I see! Well, I' m just gonna put in a call here... wo dong le wo xian zai jiu da ge dian hua |
| [09:32.75] | ... and we' ll find out what' s going on and straighten it out. ba shi qing gao qing chu kan kan jiu jing shi zen me hui shi |
| [09:37.42] | Lori, please. ni hao a, qing jie luo li |
| [09:41.03] | Hi, darling! qin ai de |
| [09:43.09] | How about Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver? cui qiao yi shi bu shi he ji cheng che si ji na ge jue se? |
| [09:46.26] | Isn' t he terrific? ta shi bu shi bang tou le? |
| [09:52.57] | Okay, doll, talk to you later. wo men deng hui er zai tan |
| [09:55.04] | You' re gonna have to sleep with her. dui, ni bi xu gen ta shang chuang |
| [10:01.21] | What' s the matter? Fun Bobby. ni zen me le? shi feng qu ba bi |
| [10:03.25] | What? Isn' t he sober? zen me? ta you he jiu le? |
| [10:04.78] | Oh, he' s sober all right. ta shi mei he jiu |
| [10:06.45] | Turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason. zhi shi wo fa xian feng qu ba bi feng qu shi you yuan yin de |
| [10:14.13] | All right, here you go, sweetie. na qu ba, tian xin |
| [10:17.23] | Thanks. You wanna hear something funny? xie le yao bu yao ting yi ge you qu de gu shi? |
| [10:20.00] | Oh, God, yes! hao a, yao |
| [10:23.27] | There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. zhi yao yi guo le wu ye zhe fu jin de wu jin xing jiu quan dou guan men le |
| [10:30.64] | That is funny. hao hao xiao o |
| [10:33.34] | I needed to buy a hammer and I' m out walking around the neighborhood. qian ji tian wan shang wo xu yao mai yi ba lang tou wo jiu chu qu zai zhe fu jin guang le yi guang |
| [10:38.32] | But apparently... dan |
| [10:49.86] | Don' t you have to be at your interview? tian xin, ni bu shi gai qu mian shi le ma? |
| [10:52.33] | Oh, yeah. shi ya |
| [10:56.53] | See you guys. ge wei zai jian le |
| [10:57.87] | Bye... bai bai |
| [10:59.60] | ... ridiculously dull Bobby. wu liao zhi ji de ba bi |
| [11:03.14] | Oh, my God. lao tian a |
| [11:04.68] | He' s not that bad. ta hai mei na me zao la |
| [11:06.18] | Not that bad? Did you not hear the hammer story? mei na me zao? ni mei you ting dao na ge gu shi ma? |
| [11:10.35] | Okay, don' t get all squinky. bie na me tiao ti ma |
| [11:14.22] | Maybe it' s the kind of story where you had to be there. ye xu ni ying gai shen li qi jing cai hui jue de hao xiao a |
| [11:17.22] | But I' m gonna be there! dan wo xia ban bei zi |
| [11:18.82] | For the rest of my life. dou hui shen li qi jing a |
| [11:22.73] | I can' t dump him. I made him quit drinking. I made him dull! wo bu neng gen ta fen shou, wo jiao ta jie jiu suo yi ta wu liao shi yin wei wo |
| [11:26.53] | Don' t say that. hao le, bie zhe me shuo le |
| [11:31.54] | ... set it free. ni zhi shi ba ta jie fang le |
| [11:35.37] | Hey, Ross. luo si |
| [11:38.84] | Hi, Russ. luo si |
| [11:40.04] | I' ve got two more tables to clean, and then we' ll go. zai liang zhang zhuo zi wo men jiu ke yi zou le, hao ma? |
| [11:43.38] | I' ll just sit here and... wo jiu zuo zhe er hao le |
| [11:46.05] | ... chat with your... gen ni de |
| [11:48.85] | ... friendtype people. hao peng you yi qi liao tian |
| [11:57.33] | Rachel? rui qiu |
| [12:00.26] | So, you know what you' re doing, right? ni zhi dao ni zai gan shen me ma? |
| [12:03.27] | Waitressing? fu wu sheng? |
| [12:04.67] | Well, yeah. But, no. I mean.... shi you bu shi |
| [12:07.94] | Doesn' t Russ just remind you of someone? luo si hui bu hui rang ni xiang qi mou ge ren lai ne? |
| [12:12.84] | Bob Saget? ba bu xi ge? |
| [12:14.61] | Oh, yeah! dui ya |
| [12:16.85] | No, no, no! bu dui |
| [12:19.62] | Oh, my, oh! tian ya |
| [12:21.75] | What' s wrong? zen me le? |
| [12:24.46] | She' s upset because... ta xin qing bu hao shi yin wei |
| [12:25.92] | ... she buttered a spider into her toast this morning. ta bu xiao xin ba yi zhi zhi zhu tu zai tu si shang le |
| [12:30.76] | All right. hao ba |
| [12:34.20] | Listen, Pheebs. This is gonna be okay. ting wo shuo, fei fei, zhe bu yao jin de |
| [12:37.30] | Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross. luo si, luo si luo si, luo si |
| [12:43.37] | Are you a friend of Rachel' s? ni shi rui qiu de peng you? |
| [12:45.64] | Yes. Yes, I am. shi, wo shi |
| [12:46.91] | Are you a friend of Rachel' s? ni shi rui qiu de peng you ma? |
| [12:49.78] | Actually, I' m kind of a... shi shi shang, wo shi |
| [12:54.59] | ... a datetype thing... rui qiu de yue hui dui xiang |
| [12:57.79] | ... of Rachel' s. peng you |
| [12:59.66] | A date? yue hui? |
| [13:01.56] | I' m her date. dui, ta de yue hui dui xiang |
| [13:08.00] | This is actually good... qi shi zhe ye man hao wan de |
| [13:09.50] | ... because if we lose Ross, we have a spare. yin wei wan yi wo men shi qu le luo si hai you yi ge bei yong de |
| [13:13.14] | Oh! You are the paleontologist. ni shi na ge gu sheng wu xue jia |
| [13:16.24] | Yes. Yes, I am. And you are a.... dui, wo shi na ni shi |
| [13:21.35] | Periodontist. ya ke yi shi |
| [13:22.51] | See? Now they' re as different as night and... qiao, xian zai ta men jian zhi shi hei ye gen |
| [13:26.35] | ... Iater that night. geng hei de ye |
| [13:28.42] | Well, I am going to get a beverage. wo xian zai yao qu na bei yin liao |
| [13:32.26] | It was nice meeting you. hen gao xing hen gao xing ren shi ni |
| [13:34.53] | Ditto. bi ci |
| [13:41.87] | Well, I met Russ. wo wo jian guo luo si le |
| [13:45.94] | Hey, I didn' t know we were seeing other people. wo bu zhi dao wo men bian gen bie ren jiao wang |
| [13:49.17] | Well, we' re not seeing each other, so.... wo men you mei you zai jiao wang, suo yi |
| [13:52.94] | For your information, there' s a woman at the museum... wo gao su ni hao le wo men guan li you ge nv de |
| [13:56.05] | ... who' s curator of moths and other... fu ze e lei |
| [14:00.32] | ... winged things... gen qi ta you chi sheng wu |
| [14:03.52] | ... who' s let it be known that she is drawn to me, much like a... ta ming xian di biao shi ta xi huan wo jiu xiang shi |
| [14:07.83] | ... you know. ni zhi dao ma |
| [14:10.23] | I' ve kept her at bay, but if this is the deal wo dao xian zai hai gen ta bao chi ju li dan shi ru guo ni yao zhe yang de hua |
| [14:13.30] | This is the deal. dui, wo yao zhe yang |
| [14:14.73] | Okay, well, have a nice evening. na hao, zhu ni you yu kuai de yi wan |
| [14:17.64] | Russ, you ready? luo si, ni hao le ma? |
| [14:26.21] | She' s dating? ta zai yue hui? |
| [14:28.35] | She' s dating? ta zai yue hui? |
| [14:29.58] | Yes, but did you see who she was dating? dui, dui dan ni kan dao ta zai gen shui yue hui le ma? |
| [14:33.52] | What do you mean? shen me yi si? |
| [14:35.02] | Do you not see it? See what? ni kan bu chu lai ma? kan shen me? |
| [14:37.00] | I don' t know what she sees in that goober! wo zhen gao bu dong ta kan zhong na lv dan na yi dian |
| [14:42.59] | It takes him, what? Like, I don' t know... na na ge jia huo |
| [14:45.90] | ... hello, a week to get out a sentence? jiang wan yi ju hua yao deng yi ge li bai |
| [14:49.50] | It' s annoying, isn' t it? shi ya, fan si ren le, shi bu shi? |
| [15:07.12] | You didn' t get the part... wo cai ni mei you de dao na ge jue se |
| [15:09.05] | ... or ltaly called and said it was hungry? huo shi yi da li lai dian shuo ta e le |
| [15:12.29] | The part' s mine if I want it. bu, wo yao de hua na jue se jiu shi wo de |
| [15:14.83] | Oh, my God! lao tian a |
| [15:16.00] | If I' m willing to sleep with the casting lady. dui ya, zhi yao wo yuan yi gen xuan jiao xiao jie shang chuang de hua |
| [15:20.33] | ... God? lao tian a? |
| [15:22.70] | Ten years I' ve been waiting for a break like this. Ten years! wo deng le shi nian cai deng dao zhe ge ji hui, qian de |
| [15:26.70] | I mean, Days of our Lives. That' s actually on television! wo shi shuo" wo men de ri zi" na zhen de hui zai dian shi shang bo chu |
| [15:31.31] | What are you gonna do? na ni yao zen me zuo? |
| [15:35.68] | How can I do that? dan wo zen me neng na me zuo ne |
| [15:37.31] | I' ve got a popup book that told me everything I need to know. wo you yi ben jiao wo guan yu xing de yi qie de li ti shu |
| [15:41.92] | I' ve never slept with someone for a part. wo cong mei you wei le jue se gen ren jia shang chuang guo |
| [15:44.26] | Well, is she na me ta shi |
| [15:47.76] | Sorry. bao qian |
| [15:50.19] | Is she goodlooking? ta zhang de hao kan ma? |
| [15:52.16] | She' s totally goodlooking. If I met her in a bar... hao kan, ta zhang de fei chang de hao kan ruo wo zai jiu ba ren shi ta de hua |
| [15:55.67] | ... I' d be buying her breakfast. wo yi ding hui qing ta chi zao can |
| [15:59.84] | After having slept with her. ni zhi dao, wo shi shuo gen ta shang chuang zhi hou |
| [16:07.34] | Maybe this isn' t such a big deal. qiao yi, huo xu zhe mei shen me da bu liao de |
| [16:09.71] | The way that I see it is, you get a great job, and you get to have sex! yi wo kan ni bu dan de dao yi fen hao gong zuo hai ke yi gen ta shang chuang |
| [16:15.42] | Throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you' ve got Christmas! ye xu zai jia shang yi ke shu gen pang zi jiu xiang sheng dan shu le |
| [16:22.79] | I just don' t think that I want it that way, though. wo zhi shi bu xi wang na yang de dao zhe fen gong zuo |
| [16:26.30] | I mean, let' s say I do make it, all right? jiu shuo you yi tian wan yi wo cheng ming hao le |
| [16:29.03] | I' ll always look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or... wo hui huai yi na dao di shi yin wei wo de cai hua, hai shi yin wei wo de |
| [16:33.44] | ... you know, the little general. ni zhi dao, wo de xiao jiang jun |
| [16:41.15] | After Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it. dui ya, dan shi zai shang guo di dan ni hou ta jiu sheng ji le |
| [16:49.59] | Something from the bar? liang wei yao bu yao lai yi bei jiu a? |
| [16:51.32] | Yes, I would like something. hao, wo yao dian bei jiu |
| [16:54.12] | No. No, thank you. bu, bu, xie xie |
| [16:56.39] | If you wanna drink, it' s okay with me. I' ve gotta get used to it. mei guan xi, ni xiang he jiu de hua wo mei wen ti, wo yao xi guan zhe zhong shi |
| [17:00.33] | No, no, really. I wouldn' t feel right about it. bu zhen de wo bing xiang li mian di deng xi le |
| [17:03.47] | Just some water, please. lai bei shui hao le |
| [17:05.57] | So my refrigerator light' s out. Scotch on the rocks with a twist! wo hui jue de hen bu shu fu lai bei wei shi ji jia bing kuai gen ning meng |
| [17:12.11] | We' re having some fun now, huh, Ross? zhe ge you xi hen you qu ba, luo si? |
| [17:14.75] | Wanna do another one? Huh, Russ? wo men zai zuo yi ge hao bu hao, luo si? |
| [17:20.08] | Eleven letters... shi yi ge zi mu |
| [17:21.82] | ... atomic element number 101, ends in " ium." ta de yuan zi xu hao ma shi 101 zi wei shi" IUM" |
| [17:25.76] | Dysprosium. shi di |
| [17:27.42] | Dysprosium. shen me shi gao? |
| [17:29.00] | Try mendelevium. wo kan shi shi men ba |
| [17:30.79] | And weenie number two has it. er hao can sai zhe da dui le |
| [17:33.70] | Unless " Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues. chu fei zhi jiu de" bai duan zhi ye" shi" du di lan diao" chang de |
| [17:41.47] | You don' t see it? You actually don' t see it? ni zhen de kan bu chu lai ma? |
| [17:44.21] | What? shen me? |
| [17:45.61] | Honey, you' re dating Ross. ni zai gen luo si yue hui |
| [17:47.64] | No, Pheebs, I' m dating Russ. bu, fei fei, wo gen luo si yue hui |
| [17:49.55] | Russ is Ross. Russ, Ross. luo si jiu shi luo si, luo si, luo si |
| [17:52.22] | Steve, sleeve. shi ti, shi li |
| [17:54.55] | No one is named sleeve. mei you ren jiao na zhong ming zi |
| [17:57.15] | What are you talking about? fei bi, ni dao di zai gui che shen me? |
| [17:59.29] | Other than their names being similar, I do not see what you' re seeing. chu le ming zi xiang si zhi wai dui bu qi, wo kan bu dao ni kan dao de |
| [18:03.56] | For your information... wo lao shi gao su ni hao le |
| [18:05.46] | ... it' s a card sharp, not a card shark. shi du sheng bu shi du sheng |
| [18:09.80] | You could try, but you would not be successful. ni ke yi shi, ke shi ni bu hui cheng gong |
| [18:13.20] | I' m gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eyepoking begins. wo xian dao bei ka fei ran hou zai hui lai kan ni men hu chuo yan jing |
| [18:19.38] | I know your problem. wo zhi dao wen ti zai na er le |
| [18:20.84] | Oh, you do, do you? shi ma? |
| [18:22.75] | You' re jealous. ni ji du |
| [18:26.38] | Of what? ji du shen me? |
| [18:28.15] | You' re jealous because I' m a real doctor. ni ji du wo shi ge zhen zheng de yi sheng |
| [18:32.59] | Hey, you' re a doctor of gums. ni shi ya yin de yi sheng |
| [18:34.59] | That' s the smallest body part you can major in. na shi ren neng gou zuan yan de zui xiao de ren ti qi guan |
| [18:38.93] | Day one, floss. Day two, here' s your diploma. jiu xiang shi di yi tian jiao ni yong ya xian di er tian, zhe shi ni de wen ping |
| [18:41.70] | You listen here ni gei wo ting zhe |
| [18:43.00] | Let me finish. No, let me finish. bu, rang wo shuo wan bu, ni rang wo shuo wan |
| [18:45.04] | No, you let me fin bu, ni rang wo shuo wan |
| [19:00.68] | Did Joey say what he was gonna do? qiao yi zou shi you mei you shuo da suan zen me zuo |
| [19:03.52] | I don' t even think he knew. mei you, wo xiang ta zi ji ye bu zhi dao |
| [19:05.19] | Would you sleep with somebody to get a great job? ni hui wei yi ge hen bang de gong zuo gen bie ren shang chuang ma? |
| [19:08.13] | Who would I have to sleep with? wo bi xu gen shui shang chuang? |
| [19:10.69] | Me. wo |
| [19:14.43] | Why with you? wo gan ma de gen ni shang chuang? |
| [19:16.27] | It' s my game. You want the job or not? zhe shi wo de shi zhe gong zuo ni dao di yao bu yao? |
| [19:22.21] | Good morning. zao |
| [19:23.37] | Where you going? ni qu na li? |
| [19:24.71] | Bobby and I are going away for the weekend. Remember? wo yao gen ba bi qu xiao mu wu du zhou mo ji de ma? |
| [19:29.05] | What' s with all the liquor? dai na me duo jiu gan shen me? |
| [19:30.91] | What' s going on? Is Bobby drinking again? zen me le? ba bi you kai shi he jiu le |
| [19:33.62] | This is not for him. This is for me. bu zhe bu shi ta he de zhe shi gei wo de |
| [19:37.45] | That way, he' s sober but his shoelace stories are more amusing. zhe yang ta hui hen qing xing, er wo hui jue de ta de xie dai xiao hua hao xiao duo le |
| [19:46.50] | God! Even his knock is boring! tian na, ta lian qiao men zen me dou zhe me fa wei a |
| [19:51.77] | I' ll be ready in a second. Could I talk to you? wo ma shang jiu hao le wo ke yi gen ni tan yi tan ma? |
| [19:55.17] | Sure. ke yi a |
| [19:59.91] | You fell off the wagon! tian a, ni you kai shi he jiu le |
| [20:01.85] | Oh, no, no. bu shi |
| [20:03.58] | It' s about you. shi guan yu ni de |
| [20:05.08] | What about me? wo zen me le? |
| [20:06.75] | I think you may have a drinking problem. wo xiang ni huo xu you xu jiu wen ti |
| [20:12.36] | What, these? bu, zhei xie shi |
| [20:14.49] | No, these are for cuts and scrapes. ca shang kou yong de |
| [20:18.43] | Look, I' m not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship. wo xian zai wu fa che ru yi duan xiang hu yi lai de guan xi dang zhong |
| [20:23.87] | Oh, shoot. gai si |
| [20:28.01] | Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends. bu guan zen me yang wo xi wang wo men hai shi peng you |
| [20:35.48] | Take care. bao zhong le |
| [20:36.55] | You too. Goodbye. ni ye shi bai |
| [20:42.49] | What happened? zen me le? |
| [20:45.72] | We kind of broke up. wo men fen shou le |
| [20:54.06] | Does anybody want these? zhei xie jiu shui yao? |
| [20:55.80] | I' ll take one. wo na yi ping |
| [20:58.00] | Sometimes I hold stuff like this and pretend I' m a giant. wo you shi hou xi huan na zhe zhong dong xi jia zhuang wo shi ge ju ren |
| [21:07.08] | How' d the callback go? fu shi jie guo zen me yang? |
| [21:12.92] | What did you do? I couldn' t do it. jie guo ne? wo jiu shi ban bu dao |
| [21:15.22] | I didn' t want the part that way. wo gao su ta wo bu xiang na yang de dao jue se |
| [21:17.32] | Good for you! gan de hao |
| [21:18.36] | But wait! I left her office... deng deng, wo li kai ta ban gong shi zhi hou ta zhui wo zhui dao dian ti lai |
| [21:20.16] | ... and she caught up with me and offered me a bigger part. ta shuo yao gei wo yi ge geng zhong yao de jue se |
| [21:24.66] | So, and? suo yi ne? |
| [21:27.26] | So, you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramoray, neurosurgeon... suo yi ge wei mian qian zhan de shi lei yi sheng |
| [21:32.00] | ... recurring in at least four episodes! shi yi wei zhi shao hui zai si ji li mian chu jing de shen jing wai ke yi shi |
| [21:35.84] | All right, I gotta go shower. tai bang le wo qu xi zao le |
| [21:53.89] | I guess you guys heard Rachel dumped me. ni men ting shuo wo bei rui qiu shuai le ba? |
| [21:56.56] | Yeah, I' m sorry, man. shi ya, hen yi han a, lao xiong |
| [21:58.70] | She said I remind her too much of somebody. ta shuo wo hui rang ta xiang qi ling wai yi ge ren |
| [22:01.20] | Any idea who she' s talking about? ni men zhi dao na ge ren shi shui ma? |
| [22:09.57] | She hates him. ta hen ta |
| [22:12.74] | Hey, Julie! zhu li |
| [22:14.18] | How are you doing? zui jin hao ma? |
| [22:15.91] | I don' t know. It' s weird not being with Ross... wo bu zhi dao mei you le luo si, di que hen bu dui jin |
| [22:19.32] | ... but I guess I' m doing okay. dan shi wo cai wo hai hao la |
| [22:21.69] | Actually, I' ve got some of his stuff that he.... shi shi shang wo dai le yi xie ta de dong xi |
| [02:42.-2] | Maybe. Don' t toy with me. huò xǔ bié shuǎ wǒ |
| [03:45.-2] | I' ve been feeling so lousy lately. No job, no boyfriend. guò qù liǎng ge yuè wǒ yī zhí jué de hǎo yù zú méi yǒu gōng zuò, méi yǒu nán yǒu |
| [04:21.-2] | And yet somehow we went through five? kě shì zhè lǐ yǒu wǔ gè píng zi |
| [05:01.-4] | Have you been with him when he wasn' t drinking? mó nī kǎ, nǐ men yuē huì shí tā yǒu méi yǒu hē guò jiǔ? |
| [06:35.-2] | So, what' s going on? fā shēng shén me shì le? |
| [10:40.-4] | ... there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. zhè fù jìn suǒ yǒu de wǔ jīn xíng yī guò le wǔ yè zhī hòu dōu guān mén le |
| [11:28.-2] | He' s probably always been dull. You just, you know... yě xǔ tā yī zhí hěn wú liáo, nǐ zhǐ shì |
| [12:53.-4] | ... you know... kě yǐ shuō shì |
| [13:03.-3] | Oh! Oh, you' re a.... nǐ shì nǐ shì |
| [13:05.-3] | Oh, you' re the date. tā yuē huì de duì xiàng |
| [15:19.-3] | Oh, my... wǒ de |
| [15:33.-1] | I guess I could sleep with her. I mean.... wǒ kě yǐ gēn tā shàng chuáng |
| [16:38.-1] | Didn' t you used to call it " the little major"? nǐ yǐ qián bú shì jiào tā " xiǎo shào xiào" de ma? |
| [18:08.-2] | You could not be more wrong. nǐ cuò dé bù kě néng zài cuò |
| [19:58.-1] | This is hard for me to say. zhè zhēn de hěn nán kāi kǒu |
| [21:09.-1] | It was unbelievable. I walked in there and she was all over me. jiǎn zhí bù kě sī yì, wǒ yī jìn qù tā jiù kāi shǐ duì wǒ shàng xià qí shǒu |
| [22:05.-2] | Oh, I do. It' s Bob Saget. wǒ zhī dào, shì shā bā xī gé |
| [00:06.02] | Slow down! The paper won' t be sold out at 1: 00 in the morning. nǐ màn yì diǎn, bào zhǐ bú huì zài bàn yè yì diǎn jiù quán bù mài guāng de |
| [00:10.19] | I' m excited! I' ve never been reviewed before! wǒ hǎo xīng fèn dì yī cì yǒu wǒ de jù píng |
| [00:13.00] | You were so amazing as the king! I' m really impressed. nǐ yǎn guó wáng yǎn dé tài jīng cǎi le wǒ zhēn de hǎo xīn shǎng, zhēn de |
| [00:16.80] | But you know what? bù guò nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [00:18.23] | You might wanna wear underwear next time. wǒ jué de xià yī cì a nǐ yīng gāi kǎo lǜ yào chuān chuān nèi kù |
| [00:21.30] | When you sat on the throne, you could see your... yīn wèi dāng nǐ dēng shàng bǎo zuò de shí hòu guān zhòng kě yǐ kàn dào nǐ de |
| [00:24.90] | ... royal subjects. lóng gēn zi |
| [00:27.71] | Here it is! Here it is! yǒu le, zài zhè ér |
| [00:30.01] | " The only thing worse than the mindless adolescent direction... wéi yī bǐ méi dà nǎo yòu hái zi qì de dǎo yǎn hái yào làn de shì |
| [00:33.81] | ... was Joseph Tribbiani' s disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king." cuī qiáo yī duì guó wáng de chāo jí xùn shuān shì |
| [00:39.08] | Okay, look. That is one guy' s opinion. nà zhǐ shì yí ge rén de yì jiàn |
| [00:41.55] | All right? Pheebs, read yours. fēi bì, niàn nǐ de |
| [00:44.39] | " The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction" " wéi yī bǐ méi dà nǎo yòu hái zi qì de dǎo yǎn hái yào làn de shì" |
| [00:48.23] | Anybody have a different paper? shuí niàn yī niàn bié jiā bào zhǐ kě yǐ ma? |
| [00:51.86] | Ross, read yours. luó sī, niàn nǐ de |
| [00:53.70] | I don' t want to. wǒ bù xiǎng niàn |
| [00:56.70] | Joey, they don' t know what they' re talking about. qiáo yī, mì táng tā men bù zhī dào tā men zài jiǎng shén me |
| [01:00.57] | Maybe they do. nà bù yí dìng |
| [01:01.84] | I' ve done this 10 years and I' m nowhere. There' s gotta be a reason. yǎn le shí nián hái hùn bù chū míng táng bú shì yīn wèi wǒ làn shì shén me |
| [01:06.18] | Come on, you' re just paying your dues. bié zhè yàng ma, nǐ xiàn zài shì gēng yún jiē duàn |
| [01:08.71] | No, no, no. It' s too hard. bù tài nán le |
| [01:11.02] | It' s not worth it. I quit. zhè bù zhí de, wǒ bù gàn le |
| [01:13.18] | Come on, Joey! bié zhè yàng |
| [01:14.62] | Wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [01:17.26] | I believe this will change your mind. bāo nǐ tīng le huì huí xīn zhuǎn yì de |
| [01:20.19] | " ln a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani achieved brilliant levels of zài zhè chū píng fán de xì lǐ cuī qiáo yī chéng gōng dì yuè shàng lìng yī měi miào xīn jìng jiè |
| [01:25.20] | Continued on page 153. jiē 153 yè |
| [01:28.07] | sucking." chāo jí làn |
| [01:38.87] | liù rén xíng dì 2 jì dì 10 jí nà sī luó sī fān bǎn |
| [02:16.35] | I used to want to be a vet. xiǎo shí hòu, wǒ de zhì yuàn shì dāng shòu yī |
| [02:18.55] | Then I found out you have to put your hands into cows. rán hòu wǒ fā xiàn wǒ bì xū yào bǎ shǒu shēn dào niú de shén me de lǐ miàn |
| [02:27.33] | Are you okay? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [02:28.56] | Just a tough day at work, you know? hěn hǎo, zhǐ shì shuǐ shēn huǒ rè de yì tiān |
| [02:31.46] | Stegosaurus fell over, trapped a kid. jiàn lóng dào le, kùn zhù yí gè xiǎo hái |
| [02:36.63] | I know this jacket. This is Fun Bobby' s jacket! wǒ rèn de zhè jiàn jiá kè zhè shì fēng qù bā bǐ de jiá kè |
| [02:39.57] | Where is he? He' s here, isn' t he? tā zài nǎ lǐ? tā zài, duì bú duì? |
| [02:44.21] | Geller! lǎo gài lēi |
| [02:45.24] | Hey, Fun Bobby! fēng qù bā bǐ |
| [02:47.15] | Hey! You been working out? nǐ yǒu qù jiàn shēn a? |
| [02:49.21] | Not at all. cái méi yǒu ne |
| [02:50.42] | I love this guy! wǒ ài zhè jiā huǒ |
| [02:53.38] | I' m psyched to hear you' re back with Monica. hào gāo xìng tīng dào nǐ yòu gēn wǒ mèi mei zài yì qǐ le |
| [02:56.00] | You and me both! So what' d I miss? wǒ men dōu shì wǒ cuò guò le shén me ma? |
| [02:58.32] | We were trying to make Joey feel better. wǒ men zhǐ shì ràng qiáo yī jué de hǎo guò yì diǎn |
| [03:01.39] | Need me to pick you up? xū yào wǒ bǎ nǐ jǔ qǐ lái ma? |
| [03:03.19] | No, I' m all right, man. bù, wǒ méi shì le, zhēn de |
| [03:04.90] | No, I' m picking you up! bù, wǒ yào bǎ nǐ jǔ qǐ lái |
| [03:06.50] | No, seriously. I don' t need you to bù, zhēn de, wǒ bù xū yào |
| [03:11.44] | It still works! hǎo ba, hái shì yǒu yòng |
| [03:13.00] | Before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? zài wǒ zǒu zhī qián yǒu shuí hái yào bèi wǒ gěi jǔ qǐ lái de? |
| [03:17.51] | I' m still gonna go. wǒ hái shì zǒu hǎo le |
| [03:19.84] | See you later, babe. dāi huì r jiàn le, bài bài |
| [03:23.28] | Public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. wǒ men yào gōng kāi qīn rè dà jiā de yǎn jīng qǐng huí bì yī xià |
| [03:34.43] | See you. zài jiàn |
| [03:36.93] | Fun Bobby is so great. zhè gè fēng qù bā bǐ hǎo bàng |
| [03:38.73] | Oh, isn' t he? kě bú shì ma |
| [03:40.10] | I think this time it may work with him. He makes me feel so good. wǒ rèn wéi zhè yī huí wǒ men huì dìng xià lái tā ràng wǒ jué de hǎo bàng |
| [03:48.54] | Well, at least my cup is half full. zhì shǎo xiàn zài wǒ yǒu yí yàng le |
| [03:51.54] | Half full of love! yǒu yí yàng" ài" |
| [03:56.15] | For our twoweek anniversary, he' s taking me to his cousin' s cabin. tā wèi le qìng zhù wǒ men de shuāng zhōu qìng zhōu mò yào dài wǒ qù tā biǎo gē de xiǎo mù wū |
| [04:00.12] | Cabin of love! " ài de xiǎo wū" |
| [04:04.22] | We went through a lot of wine tonight. wǒ men jīn wǎn hē le hǎo duō jiǔ |
| [04:06.76] | I only had two glasses. zhēn de? wǒ cái hē le liǎng bēi |
| [04:08.23] | I had a glass. wǒ zhǐ hē le yī bēi |
| [04:09.46] | Two. liǎng bēi |
| [04:10.56] | I had one glass. wǒ hē le yī bēi |
| [04:11.63] | I had a mug full in this... wǒ yòng zhè kě ài de |
| [04:13.26] | ... Igotbonedatthe MuseumofNaturalHistory mug. " wǒ zài zì rán lì shǐ bó wù guǎn kàn dào gú tou le" hē le yī bēi |
| [04:18.24] | Okay, so that' s what? Two bottles. zhè me shuō de huà, dǐng duō liǎng píng |
| [04:36.15] | So what? So he drank a lot tonight. nà yòu zěn me yàng, tā jīn wǎn hē duō le |
| [04:39.76] | Now that I think about it, I don' t think... shì ya, bù guò xiàn zài wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái |
| [04:42.46] | ... I' ve ever seen Fun Bobby without a drink. wǒ jì de fēng qù bā bǐ jiǔ bù lí shǒu |
| [04:47.00] | And did you notice how he always starts his stories with... nǐ men yǒu méi yǒu zhù yì guò tā gù shì de kāi tóu zǒng shì |
| [04:50.87] | ... " Okay, I was so wasted!" or " Oh, we were so bombed!" " wǒ hē dé làn zuì le" huò zhě shì" wǒ men hǎo zuì le" |
| [04:55.81] | " So I wake up and I' m in this dumpster in Connecticut!" huò zhě shì" wǒ xǐng lái yǐ hòu fā xiàn wǒ zài kāng zhōu yī liàng qīng dào chē lǐ miàn" |
| [05:03.88] | We just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. zhǐ shì qià qiǎo ér yǐ wǒ men qù de dì fāng dōu huì hē jiǔ de |
| [05:07.82] | How do you go to a winetasting without having a drink? wǒ shì shuō qù pǐn jiǔ huì zěn me kě néng bù lái bēi jiǔ de |
| [05:11.46] | Or to a club, or to the... huò zhě shì qù jù lè bù huò shì qù |
| [05:14.19] | ... zoo. dòng wù yuán |
| [05:17.50] | zhōng yāng gōng yuán |
| [05:20.33] | Rach, does this have nonfat milk? ruì qiū, lǐ miàn yǒu méi yǒu tuō zhī nǎi? |
| [05:23.20] | I don' t know, taste it. bù zhī dào, nǐ shì shì kàn ba |
| [05:29.17] | Too late, you already had some. lái bù jí, bào qiàn, nǐ hē guò le |
| [05:34.51] | What do you say we make these coffees lrish? wǒ men bǎ zhè dōu nòng chéng le ài ěr lán kā fēi nǐ men rèn wéi zěn me yàng? |
| [05:41.49] | Cake! dàn gāo! |
| [05:43.89] | Yeah, we' re gonna get some cake. duì, wǒ men qù ná dàn gāo |
| [05:49.00] | It seems like you' ve been making an awful lot of stuff " lrish" lately. wǒ fā xiàn nǐ zuì jìn hǎo xiàng bǎ hěn duō dōng xī dōu nòng chéng ài ěr lán shì de |
| [05:53.33] | I' d make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask. wǒ hěn xiǎng nòng chéng bǐ lì shí shì de kě shì bǐng gān hěn nán sāi jìn jiǔ píng zi lǐ |
| [05:59.74] | Yeah, okay. hǎo ba |
| [06:01.61] | Maybe it' s none of my business. Or maybe it is, I don' t know. tīng zhe, zhè huò xǔ bù guān wǒ de shì huò xǔ yǒu guān, wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [06:06.71] | I' m worried about you. wǒ yǒu diǎn dān xīn nǐ |
| [06:09.01] | This isn' t the first time somebody said something to me about this. zhè bú shì dì yī cì yǒu rén gēn wǒ shuō guò zhè jiàn shì qíng le |
| [06:13.62] | But I always made excuses, like " I' m just a social drinker." wǒ lǎo shì wèi wǒ zì jǐ zhǎo yī xiē jiè kǒu xiàng" gēn péng yǒu zài yì qǐ cái hē" |
| [06:17.56] | Or " Come on, it' s Flag Day!" huò" lái ma, jīn tiān shì guó qìng rì" |
| [06:22.13] | So, what are you saying now? nà nǐ xiàn zài zěn me shuō ne? |
| [06:25.46] | I guess I' m saying... wǒ cāi wǒ yào shuō |
| [06:27.57] | ... I' ll try and quit. wǒ jiè jiè kàn |
| [06:29.53] | I like that you worry about me. wǒ xǐ huān nǐ dān xīn wǒ de yàng zi |
| [06:37.38] | I am gonna try and quit drinking. wǒ yào shì zhe jiè jiǔ le |
| [06:39.74] | Oh! Why? wèi shí me? |
| [06:48.42] | Guess who' s back in show biz! cāi shuí yòu huí yǎn yì quān le? |
| [06:51.29] | Lorne Greene? luó lún gé lín |
| [06:55.00] | No. You know why? Because he' s dead. bú shì, fēi bǐ nǐ zhī dào wèi shí me ma? tā sǐ le |
| [06:57.33] | Oh, no. tiān a |
| [07:00.67] | This is gonna seem bittersweet now... wǒ cāi zhè sì hū yǒu diǎn kǔ lè cān bàn |
| [07:03.17] | ... but Joey, that' s who! shì qiáo yī lǎo dì yé |
| [07:06.67] | My agent called with an audition for Days Of Our Lives! shì a, wǒ jīng jì rén jiào wǒ qù " wǒ men de rì zi" shì jìng kàn kàn |
| [07:10.34] | Kick ass! shuài a |
| [07:12.58] | We have to celebrate! We should do a soap opera theme. nà wǒ men bì xū yào qìng zhù yīng gāi kāi gè féi zào jù zhǔ tí pài duì |
| [07:16.25] | We could all sleep together, then one of us could get amnesia! duì, wǒ men kě yǐ yì qǐ shàng chuáng rán hòu qí zhōng yí ge rén shī qù jì yì |
| [07:23.86] | When do you get off? We' ll do something tonight. ā qiū, nǐ shén me shí hòu xià bān? wǎn shàng yì qǐ zuò diǎn shén me |
| [07:27.43] | Well, actually, I' m already done. But I kind of got plans. shì shí shàng, wǒ xià bān le dàn wǒ yǒu qí tā jì huà yé |
| [07:32.30] | You have other friends? nǐ yǒu bié de péng yǒu |
| [07:36.33] | I have a date. duì, wǒ wǒ yǒu yuē huì |
| [07:38.04] | What? shén me? |
| [07:39.10] | With a man? gēn nán rén? |
| [07:41.44] | What' s so strange about me having a date? zěn me? wǒ yǒu yuē huì yǒu shén me qí guài de? |
| [07:43.88] | What about Ross? nà luó sī zěn me bàn? |
| [07:45.31] | You' re still mad because he made that list? nǐ hái zài wèi liè dān zi de shì zài gēn tā shēng qì, shì bú shì? |
| [07:48.01] | No, no, I' m not mad at him. bù wǒ bù shēng qì le |
| [07:50.65] | I' m not really " anything" at him anymore. wǒ duì tā zài yě bù zěn me le |
| [07:53.52] | What are you talking about? I don' t know. nǐ zài hú shuō xiē shén me? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [07:57.46] | Whatever I was feeling, I' m... bù guǎn wǒ cóng qián zěn me yàng, wǒ |
| [08:00.36] | ... not. bù liǎo |
| [08:01.39] | But you guys came so close. nǐ men jiù chà yì diǎn diǎn |
| [08:03.29] | I' m sorry. You' ll have to get used to the fact... wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ la, gè wèi nǐ men zhǐ de xí guàn |
| [08:06.53] | ... that I will not be dating Ross. wǒ bú huì gēn luó sī yuē huì zhè gè shì shí |
| [08:10.64] | Here he is. tā lái le |
| [08:13.30] | Guys, this is Russ. gè wèi, zhè shì luò sī |
| [08:28.65] | I' m not saying you' re not talented. You' re very talented. bù wǒ bú shì shuō nǐ méi cái huá nǐ fēi cháng yǒu cái huá |
| [08:32.12] | But with the bird dead and all, there' s very little act left. zhǐ shì nà zhǐ niǎo sǐ le zhī hòu shèng xià de xì jiù hěn shǎo le |
| [08:36.63] | Honey, give me a break, will you? mì táng, fàng wǒ yī mǎ, hǎo ma? |
| [08:39.13] | I' ll talk to you later. wǒ děng huì ér zài dǎ gěi nǐ |
| [08:40.70] | There' s my favorite client! wǒ zuì xǐ ài de kè hù lái le |
| [08:42.80] | So tell me, darling, how was the audition? gào sù wǒ, qīn ài de shì jìng jié guǒ rú hé? |
| [08:45.64] | I think it went well. I got a callback for Thursday. wǒ jué de jìn xíng dé mǎn shùn lì de tā men yào wǒ zhōu sì fù shì |
| [08:49.81] | Joey! Have you ever seen me ecstatic? qiáo yī, nǐ jiàn guò wǒ xīn zuì shén mí ma? |
| [08:54.31] | Well, here it is. nà nǐ jiàn shí kàn kàn |
| [09:00.18] | Okay! Listen, there' s something I want to talk to you about. duì le, yǒu jiàn shì wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ tán tán |
| [09:04.26] | The casting lady diàn shì tái de xuǎn jiǎo xiǎo jiě |
| [09:05.56] | Oh, isn' t Lori a doll? luó lì shì bú shì hěn bàng? |
| [09:07.86] | She' s great. duì tā hěn bàng |
| [09:10.53] | But I kind of got the feeling that she was sort of coming on to me. kě shì wǒ yǒu diǎn jué de tā hǎo xiàng duì wǒ yǒu nà me yì diǎn diǎn yì sī |
| [09:15.17] | And I definitely would get the part if I were to, you know.... wǒ jué de rú guǒ wǒ xiǎng dé dào nà gè jué sè de huà, jiù yào |
| [09:23.71] | If I sent the little general in. pài wǒ de" xiǎo jiàng jūn" chū mǎ |
| [09:28.75] | I see! Well, I' m just gonna put in a call here... wǒ dǒng le wǒ xiàn zài jiù dǎ gè diàn huà |
| [09:32.75] | ... and we' ll find out what' s going on and straighten it out. bǎ shì qíng gǎo qīng chǔ kàn kàn jiū jìng shì zěn me huí shì |
| [09:37.42] | Lori, please. nǐ hǎo a, qǐng jiē luó lì |
| [09:41.03] | Hi, darling! qīn ài de |
| [09:43.09] | How about Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver? cuī qiáo yī shì bù shì hé jì chéng chē sī jī nà gè jué sè? |
| [09:46.26] | Isn' t he terrific? tā shì bú shì bàng tòu le? |
| [09:52.57] | Okay, doll, talk to you later. wǒ men děng huì ér zài tán |
| [09:55.04] | You' re gonna have to sleep with her. duì, nǐ bì xū gēn tā shàng chuáng |
| [10:01.21] | What' s the matter? Fun Bobby. nǐ zěn me le? shì fēng qù bā bǐ |
| [10:03.25] | What? Isn' t he sober? zěn me? tā yòu hē jiǔ le? |
| [10:04.78] | Oh, he' s sober all right. tā shì méi hē jiǔ |
| [10:06.45] | Turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason. zhǐ shì wǒ fā xiàn fēng qù bā bǐ fēng qù shì yǒu yuán yīn de |
| [10:14.13] | All right, here you go, sweetie. ná qù ba, tián xīn |
| [10:17.23] | Thanks. You wanna hear something funny? xiè le yào bú yào tīng yí gè yǒu qù de gù shì? |
| [10:20.00] | Oh, God, yes! hǎo a, yào |
| [10:23.27] | There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village. zhǐ yào yī guò le wǔ yè zhè fù jìn de wǔ jīn xíng jiù quán dōu guān mén le |
| [10:30.64] | That is funny. hǎo hǎo xiào ó |
| [10:33.34] | I needed to buy a hammer and I' m out walking around the neighborhood. qián jǐ tiān wǎn shàng wǒ xū yào mǎi yī bǎ láng tou wǒ jiù chū qù zài zhè fù jìn guàng le yī guàng |
| [10:38.32] | But apparently... dàn |
| [10:49.86] | Don' t you have to be at your interview? tián xīn, nǐ bú shì gāi qù miàn shì le ma? |
| [10:52.33] | Oh, yeah. shì ya |
| [10:56.53] | See you guys. gè wèi zài jiàn le |
| [10:57.87] | Bye... bài bài |
| [10:59.60] | ... ridiculously dull Bobby. wú liáo zhì jí de bā bǐ |
| [11:03.14] | Oh, my God. lǎo tiān a |
| [11:04.68] | He' s not that bad. tā hái méi nà me zāo la |
| [11:06.18] | Not that bad? Did you not hear the hammer story? méi nà me zāo? nǐ méi yǒu tīng dào nà gè gù shì ma? |
| [11:10.35] | Okay, don' t get all squinky. bié nà me tiāo tī ma |
| [11:14.22] | Maybe it' s the kind of story where you had to be there. yě xǔ nǐ yīng gāi shēn lì qí jìng cái huì jué de hǎo xiào a |
| [11:17.22] | But I' m gonna be there! dàn wǒ xià bàn bèi zi |
| [11:18.82] | For the rest of my life. dōu huì shēn lì qí jìng a |
| [11:22.73] | I can' t dump him. I made him quit drinking. I made him dull! wǒ bù néng gēn tā fēn shǒu, wǒ jiào tā jiè jiǔ suǒ yǐ tā wú liáo shì yīn wèi wǒ |
| [11:26.53] | Don' t say that. hǎo le, bié zhè me shuō le |
| [11:31.54] | ... set it free. nǐ zhǐ shì bǎ tā jiě fàng le |
| [11:35.37] | Hey, Ross. luó sī |
| [11:38.84] | Hi, Russ. luò sī |
| [11:40.04] | I' ve got two more tables to clean, and then we' ll go. zài liǎng zhāng zhuō zi wǒ men jiù kě yǐ zǒu le, hǎo ma? |
| [11:43.38] | I' ll just sit here and... wǒ jiù zuò zhè ér hǎo le |
| [11:46.05] | ... chat with your... gēn nǐ de |
| [11:48.85] | ... friendtype people. hǎo péng you yì qǐ liáo tiān |
| [11:57.33] | Rachel? ruì qiū |
| [12:00.26] | So, you know what you' re doing, right? nǐ zhī dào nǐ zài gàn shén me ma? |
| [12:03.27] | Waitressing? fú wù shēng? |
| [12:04.67] | Well, yeah. But, no. I mean.... shì yòu bú shì |
| [12:07.94] | Doesn' t Russ just remind you of someone? luò sī huì bú huì ràng nǐ xiǎng qǐ mǒu gè rén lái ne? |
| [12:12.84] | Bob Saget? bā bù xī gé? |
| [12:14.61] | Oh, yeah! duì ya |
| [12:16.85] | No, no, no! bú duì |
| [12:19.62] | Oh, my, oh! tiān yā |
| [12:21.75] | What' s wrong? zěn me le? |
| [12:24.46] | She' s upset because... tā xīn qíng bù hǎo shì yīn wèi |
| [12:25.92] | ... she buttered a spider into her toast this morning. tā bù xiǎo xīn bǎ yì zhī zhī zhū tú zài tǔ sī shàng le |
| [12:30.76] | All right. hǎo ba |
| [12:34.20] | Listen, Pheebs. This is gonna be okay. tīng wǒ shuō, fēi fēi, zhè bú yào jǐn de |
| [12:37.30] | Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross. luó sī, luò sī luò sī, luó sī |
| [12:43.37] | Are you a friend of Rachel' s? nǐ shì ruì qiū de péng yǒu? |
| [12:45.64] | Yes. Yes, I am. shì, wǒ shì |
| [12:46.91] | Are you a friend of Rachel' s? nǐ shì ruì qiū de péng yǒu ma? |
| [12:49.78] | Actually, I' m kind of a... shì shí shàng, wǒ shì |
| [12:54.59] | ... a datetype thing... ruì qiū de yuē huì duì xiàng |
| [12:57.79] | ... of Rachel' s. péng yǒu |
| [12:59.66] | A date? yuē huì? |
| [13:01.56] | I' m her date. duì, tā de yuē huì duì xiàng |
| [13:08.00] | This is actually good... qí shí zhè yě mǎn hǎo wán de |
| [13:09.50] | ... because if we lose Ross, we have a spare. yīn wèi wàn yī wǒ men shī qù le luó sī hái yǒu yí gè bèi yòng de |
| [13:13.14] | Oh! You are the paleontologist. nǐ shì nà gè gǔ shēng wù xué jiā |
| [13:16.24] | Yes. Yes, I am. And you are a.... duì, wǒ shì nà nǐ shì |
| [13:21.35] | Periodontist. yá kē yī shī |
| [13:22.51] | See? Now they' re as different as night and... qiáo, xiàn zài tā men jiǎn zhí shì hēi yè gēn |
| [13:26.35] | ... Iater that night. gèng hēi de yè |
| [13:28.42] | Well, I am going to get a beverage. wǒ xiàn zài yào qù ná bēi yǐn liào |
| [13:32.26] | It was nice meeting you. hěn gāo xìng hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ |
| [13:34.53] | Ditto. bǐ cǐ |
| [13:41.87] | Well, I met Russ. wǒ wǒ jiàn guò luò sī le |
| [13:45.94] | Hey, I didn' t know we were seeing other people. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ men biān gēn bié rén jiāo wǎng |
| [13:49.17] | Well, we' re not seeing each other, so.... wǒ men yòu méi yǒu zài jiāo wǎng, suǒ yǐ |
| [13:52.94] | For your information, there' s a woman at the museum... wǒ gào sù nǐ hǎo le wǒ men guǎn lǐ yǒu gè nǚ de |
| [13:56.05] | ... who' s curator of moths and other... fù zé é lèi |
| [14:00.32] | ... winged things... gēn qí tā yǒu chì shēng wù |
| [14:03.52] | ... who' s let it be known that she is drawn to me, much like a... tā míng xiǎn dì biǎo shì tā xǐ huān wǒ jiù xiàng shì |
| [14:07.83] | ... you know. nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [14:10.23] | I' ve kept her at bay, but if this is the deal wǒ dào xiàn zài hái gēn tā bǎo chí jù lí dàn shì rú guǒ nǐ yào zhè yàng de huà |
| [14:13.30] | This is the deal. duì, wǒ yào zhè yàng |
| [14:14.73] | Okay, well, have a nice evening. nà hǎo, zhù nǐ yǒu yú kuài de yī wǎn |
| [14:17.64] | Russ, you ready? luò sī, nǐ hǎo le ma? |
| [14:26.21] | She' s dating? tā zài yuē huì? |
| [14:28.35] | She' s dating? tā zài yuē huì? |
| [14:29.58] | Yes, but did you see who she was dating? duì, duì dàn nǐ kàn dào tā zài gēn shuí yuē huì le ma? |
| [14:33.52] | What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
| [14:35.02] | Do you not see it? See what? nǐ kàn bu chū lái ma? kàn shén me? |
| [14:37.00] | I don' t know what she sees in that goober! wǒ zhēn gǎo bu dǒng tā kàn zhòng nà lǘ dàn nǎ yì diǎn |
| [14:42.59] | It takes him, what? Like, I don' t know... nà nà gè jiā huǒ |
| [14:45.90] | ... hello, a week to get out a sentence? jiǎng wán yī jù huà yào děng yí gè lǐ bài |
| [14:49.50] | It' s annoying, isn' t it? shì ya, fán sǐ rén le, shì bú shì? |
| [15:07.12] | You didn' t get the part... wǒ cāi nǐ méi yǒu de dào nà gè jué sè |
| [15:09.05] | ... or ltaly called and said it was hungry? huò shì yì dà lì lái diàn shuō tā è le |
| [15:12.29] | The part' s mine if I want it. bù, wǒ yào de huà nà jué sè jiù shì wǒ de |
| [15:14.83] | Oh, my God! lǎo tiān a |
| [15:16.00] | If I' m willing to sleep with the casting lady. duì ya, zhǐ yào wǒ yuàn yì gēn xuǎn jiǎo xiǎo jiě shàng chuáng de huà |
| [15:20.33] | ... God? lǎo tiān a? |
| [15:22.70] | Ten years I' ve been waiting for a break like this. Ten years! wǒ děng le shí nián cái děng dào zhè gè jī huì, qián dé |
| [15:26.70] | I mean, Days of our Lives. That' s actually on television! wǒ shì shuō" wǒ men de rì zi" nà zhēn de huì zài diàn shì shàng bō chū |
| [15:31.31] | What are you gonna do? nà nǐ yào zěn me zuò? |
| [15:35.68] | How can I do that? dàn wǒ zěn me néng nà me zuò ne |
| [15:37.31] | I' ve got a popup book that told me everything I need to know. wǒ yǒu yī běn jiào wǒ guān yú xìng de yī qiè de lì tǐ shū |
| [15:41.92] | I' ve never slept with someone for a part. wǒ cóng méi yǒu wéi le jué sè gēn rén jiā shàng chuáng guò |
| [15:44.26] | Well, is she nà me tā shì |
| [15:47.76] | Sorry. bào qiàn |
| [15:50.19] | Is she goodlooking? tā zhǎng de hǎo kàn ma? |
| [15:52.16] | She' s totally goodlooking. If I met her in a bar... hǎo kàn, tā zhǎng de fēi cháng de hǎo kàn ruò wǒ zài jiǔ bā rèn shi tā de huà |
| [15:55.67] | ... I' d be buying her breakfast. wǒ yí dìng huì qǐng tā chī zǎo cān |
| [15:59.84] | After having slept with her. nǐ zhī dào, wǒ shì shuō gēn tā shàng chuáng zhī hòu |
| [16:07.34] | Maybe this isn' t such a big deal. qiáo yī, huò xǔ zhè méi shén me dà bù liǎo de |
| [16:09.71] | The way that I see it is, you get a great job, and you get to have sex! yī wǒ kàn nǐ bù dàn dé dào yī fèn hǎo gōng zuò hái kě yǐ gēn tā shàng chuáng |
| [16:15.42] | Throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you' ve got Christmas! yě xǔ zài jiā shang yī kē shù gēn pàng zi jiù xiàng shèng dàn shù le |
| [16:22.79] | I just don' t think that I want it that way, though. wǒ zhǐ shì bù xī wàng nà yàng dé dào zhè fèn gōng zuò |
| [16:26.30] | I mean, let' s say I do make it, all right? jiù shuō yǒu yì tiān wàn yī wǒ chéng míng hǎo le |
| [16:29.03] | I' ll always look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or... wǒ huì huái yí nà dào dǐ shì yīn wèi wǒ de cái huá, hái shì yīn wèi wǒ de |
| [16:33.44] | ... you know, the little general. nǐ zhī dào, wǒ de xiǎo jiàng jūn |
| [16:41.15] | After Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it. duì ya, dàn shì zài shàng guò dí dān nī hòu tā jiù shēng jí le |
| [16:49.59] | Something from the bar? liǎng wèi yào bú yào lái yī bēi jiǔ a? |
| [16:51.32] | Yes, I would like something. hǎo, wǒ yào diǎn bēi jiǔ |
| [16:54.12] | No. No, thank you. bù, bù, xiè xiè |
| [16:56.39] | If you wanna drink, it' s okay with me. I' ve gotta get used to it. méi guān xì, nǐ xiǎng hē jiǔ de huà wǒ méi wèn tí, wǒ yào xí guàn zhè zhǒng shì |
| [17:00.33] | No, no, really. I wouldn' t feel right about it. bù zhēn de wǒ bīng xiāng lǐ miàn dí dēng xī le |
| [17:03.47] | Just some water, please. lái bēi shuǐ hǎo le |
| [17:05.57] | So my refrigerator light' s out. Scotch on the rocks with a twist! wǒ huì jué de hěn bù shū fu lái bēi wēi shì jì jiā bīng kuài gēn níng méng |
| [17:12.11] | We' re having some fun now, huh, Ross? zhè gè yóu xì hěn yǒu qù ba, luó sī? |
| [17:14.75] | Wanna do another one? Huh, Russ? wǒ men zài zuò yí gè hǎo bù hǎo, luò sī? |
| [17:20.08] | Eleven letters... shí yí gè zì mǔ |
| [17:21.82] | ... atomic element number 101, ends in " ium." tā de yuán zǐ xù hào mǎ shì 101 zì wěi shì" IUM" |
| [17:25.76] | Dysprosium. shì dī |
| [17:27.42] | Dysprosium. shén me shì gǎo? |
| [17:29.00] | Try mendelevium. wǒ kàn shì shì mén ba |
| [17:30.79] | And weenie number two has it. èr hào cān sài zhě dá duì le |
| [17:33.70] | Unless " Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues. chú fēi zhí jiǔ de" bái duàn zhī yè" shì" dù dí lán diào" chàng de |
| [17:41.47] | You don' t see it? You actually don' t see it? nǐ zhēn de kàn bu chū lái ma? |
| [17:44.21] | What? shén me? |
| [17:45.61] | Honey, you' re dating Ross. nǐ zài gēn luó sī yuē huì |
| [17:47.64] | No, Pheebs, I' m dating Russ. bù, fēi fēi, wǒ gēn luò sī yuē huì |
| [17:49.55] | Russ is Ross. Russ, Ross. luò sī jiù shì luó sī, luò sī, luó sī |
| [17:52.22] | Steve, sleeve. shǐ tí, shǐ lǐ |
| [17:54.55] | No one is named sleeve. méi yǒu rén jiào nà zhǒng míng zì |
| [17:57.15] | What are you talking about? fēi bǐ, nǐ dào dǐ zài guǐ chě shén me? |
| [17:59.29] | Other than their names being similar, I do not see what you' re seeing. chú le míng zì xiāng sì zhī wài duì bù qǐ, wǒ kàn bú dào nǐ kàn dào de |
| [18:03.56] | For your information... wǒ lǎo shí gào sù nǐ hǎo le |
| [18:05.46] | ... it' s a card sharp, not a card shark. shì dǔ shèng bú shì dǔ shèng |
| [18:09.80] | You could try, but you would not be successful. nǐ kě yǐ shì, kě shì nǐ bú huì chéng gōng |
| [18:13.20] | I' m gonna get some more coffee before the pinching and eyepoking begins. wǒ xiān dào bēi kā fēi rán hòu zài huí lái kàn nǐ men hù chuō yǎn jīng |
| [18:19.38] | I know your problem. wǒ zhī dào wèn tí zài nǎ ér le |
| [18:20.84] | Oh, you do, do you? shì ma? |
| [18:22.75] | You' re jealous. nǐ jí dù |
| [18:26.38] | Of what? jí dù shén me? |
| [18:28.15] | You' re jealous because I' m a real doctor. nǐ jí dù wǒ shì gè zhēn zhèng de yī shēng |
| [18:32.59] | Hey, you' re a doctor of gums. nǐ shì yá yín de yī shēng |
| [18:34.59] | That' s the smallest body part you can major in. nà shi rén néng gòu zuān yán de zuì xiǎo de rén tǐ qì guān |
| [18:38.93] | Day one, floss. Day two, here' s your diploma. jiù xiàng shì dì yì tiān jiào nǐ yòng yá xiàn dì èr tiān, zhè shì nǐ de wén píng |
| [18:41.70] | You listen here nǐ gěi wǒ tīng zhe |
| [18:43.00] | Let me finish. No, let me finish. bù, ràng wǒ shuō wán bù, nǐ ràng wǒ shuō wán |
| [18:45.04] | No, you let me fin bù, nǐ ràng wǒ shuō wán |
| [19:00.68] | Did Joey say what he was gonna do? qiáo yī zǒu shí yǒu méi yǒu shuō dǎ suàn zěn me zuò |
| [19:03.52] | I don' t even think he knew. méi yǒu, wǒ xiǎng tā zì jǐ yě bù zhī dào |
| [19:05.19] | Would you sleep with somebody to get a great job? nǐ huì wèi yí gè hěn bàng de gōng zuò gēn bié rén shàng chuáng ma? |
| [19:08.13] | Who would I have to sleep with? wǒ bì xū gēn shuí shàng chuáng? |
| [19:10.69] | Me. wǒ |
| [19:14.43] | Why with you? wǒ gàn ma dé gēn nǐ shàng chuáng? |
| [19:16.27] | It' s my game. You want the job or not? zhè shì wǒ de shì zhè gōng zuò nǐ dào dǐ yào bú yào? |
| [19:22.21] | Good morning. zǎo |
| [19:23.37] | Where you going? nǐ qù nǎ lǐ? |
| [19:24.71] | Bobby and I are going away for the weekend. Remember? wǒ yào gēn bā bǐ qù xiǎo mù wū dù zhōu mò jì de ma? |
| [19:29.05] | What' s with all the liquor? dài nà me duō jiǔ gàn shén me? |
| [19:30.91] | What' s going on? Is Bobby drinking again? zěn me le? bā bǐ yòu kāi shǐ hē jiǔ le |
| [19:33.62] | This is not for him. This is for me. bù zhè bú shì tā hē de zhè shì gěi wǒ de |
| [19:37.45] | That way, he' s sober but his shoelace stories are more amusing. zhè yàng tā huì hěn qīng xǐng, ér wǒ huì jué de tā de xié dài xiào huà hǎo xiào duō le |
| [19:46.50] | God! Even his knock is boring! tiān na, tā lián qiāo mén zěn me dōu zhè me fá wèi a |
| [19:51.77] | I' ll be ready in a second. Could I talk to you? wǒ mǎ shàng jiù hǎo le wǒ kě yǐ gēn nǐ tán yī tán ma? |
| [19:55.17] | Sure. kě yǐ a |
| [19:59.91] | You fell off the wagon! tiān a, nǐ yòu kāi shǐ hē jiǔ le |
| [20:01.85] | Oh, no, no. bú shì |
| [20:03.58] | It' s about you. shì guān yú nǐ de |
| [20:05.08] | What about me? wǒ zěn me le? |
| [20:06.75] | I think you may have a drinking problem. wǒ xiǎng nǐ huò xǔ yǒu xù jiǔ wèn tí |
| [20:12.36] | What, these? bù, zhèi xiē shì |
| [20:14.49] | No, these are for cuts and scrapes. cā shāng kǒu yòng de |
| [20:18.43] | Look, I' m not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship. wǒ xiàn zài wú fǎ chě rù yī duàn xiāng hù yī lài de guān xì dāng zhōng |
| [20:23.87] | Oh, shoot. gāi sǐ |
| [20:28.01] | Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends. bù guǎn zěn me yàng wǒ xī wàng wǒ men hái shì péng yǒu |
| [20:35.48] | Take care. bǎo zhòng le |
| [20:36.55] | You too. Goodbye. nǐ yě shì bài |
| [20:42.49] | What happened? zěn me le? |
| [20:45.72] | We kind of broke up. wǒ men fēn shǒu le |
| [20:54.06] | Does anybody want these? zhèi xiē jiǔ shuí yào? |
| [20:55.80] | I' ll take one. wǒ ná yī píng |
| [20:58.00] | Sometimes I hold stuff like this and pretend I' m a giant. wǒ yǒu shí hou xǐ huān ná zhè zhǒng dōng xī jiǎ zhuāng wǒ shì gè jù rén |
| [21:07.08] | How' d the callback go? fù shì jié guǒ zěn me yàng? |
| [21:12.92] | What did you do? I couldn' t do it. jié guǒ ne? wǒ jiù shì bàn bú dào |
| [21:15.22] | I didn' t want the part that way. wǒ gào sù tā wǒ bù xiǎng nà yàng dé dào jué sè |
| [21:17.32] | Good for you! gàn dé hǎo |
| [21:18.36] | But wait! I left her office... děng děng, wǒ lí kāi tā bàn gōng shì zhī hòu tā zhuī wǒ zhuī dào diàn tī lái |
| [21:20.16] | ... and she caught up with me and offered me a bigger part. tā shuō yào gěi wǒ yí gè gèng zhòng yào de jué sè |
| [21:24.66] | So, and? suǒ yǐ ne? |
| [21:27.26] | So, you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramoray, neurosurgeon... suǒ yǐ gè wèi miàn qián zhàn de shì léi yī shēng |
| [21:32.00] | ... recurring in at least four episodes! shì yī wèi zhì shǎo huì zài sì jí lǐ miàn chū jìng de shén jīng wài kē yī shī |
| [21:35.84] | All right, I gotta go shower. tài bàng le wǒ qù xǐ zǎo le |
| [21:53.89] | I guess you guys heard Rachel dumped me. nǐ men tīng shuō wǒ bèi ruì qiū shuǎi le ba? |
| [21:56.56] | Yeah, I' m sorry, man. shì ya, hěn yí hàn a, lǎo xiōng |
| [21:58.70] | She said I remind her too much of somebody. tā shuō wǒ huì ràng tā xiǎng qǐ lìng wài yí ge rén |
| [22:01.20] | Any idea who she' s talking about? nǐ men zhī dào nà gè rén shì shuí ma? |
| [22:09.57] | She hates him. tā hèn tā |
| [22:12.74] | Hey, Julie! zhū lì |
| [22:14.18] | How are you doing? zuì jìn hǎo ma? |
| [22:15.91] | I don' t know. It' s weird not being with Ross... wǒ bù zhī dào méi yǒu le luó sī, dí què hěn bú duì jìn |
| [22:19.32] | ... but I guess I' m doing okay. dàn shì wǒ cāi wǒ hái hǎo la |
| [22:21.69] | Actually, I' ve got some of his stuff that he.... shì shí shàng wǒ dài le yī xiē tā de dōng xī |
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