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| [00:03.750] | We are so in luck! 我们走运了 |
| [00:05.520] | Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff in the basement! 房东说这些好东西都可以给我们 |
| [00:08.550] | Wait right there. 等一下 |
| [00:10.390] | Oh,no. I'm paddling away. 不行，我要划走了 |
| [00:16.330] | Really? We got all this rusty crap for free? 真的？ 这些生锈的垃圾不要钱？ |
| [00:21.400] | This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped. 还有一堆泡泡棉 有些完全没挤过 |
| [00:33.910] | Could we be more white trash? 我们真是白人垃圾 |
| [00:37.850] | The One with the Cuffs 本集播出：“爱的手铐” |
| [01:25.160] | How desperate am l? 我真是绝望透了 |
| [01:27.430] | Good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game. 幸好钱德不在，谁也惨不过他 |
| [01:31.670] | I just told my mom I'd cater her party. 我刚答应帮我妈的宴会办外烩 |
| [01:34.070] | -How come? -I need the money. 为什么？ 因为我需要钱 |
| [01:36.610] | It'd be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of self-respect. 而且这样正好可以抛开 最后一丝自尊 |
| [01:41.450] | I think this is a good thing. 别这样，这是好事啊 |
| [01:43.420] | Mom wouldn't have hired you if you weren't good. 要不是觉得你行，妈不会找你 |
| [01:47.520] | You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you. 你不必替她说话，她听不到 |
| [01:54.060] | Do you have any juice? 你们有果汁吗？ |
| [01:55.690] | Just pickle. 只有腌黄瓜汁 |
| [01:58.830] | Funny story. I bumped into Joanna yesterday. 瑞秋，说来好笑 我昨天在路上遇见乔安娜 |
| [02:03.330] | My boss,Joanna? That must have been awkward. 我的上司乔安娜？一定很尴尬 |
| [02:06.170] | Actually,she asked me if I wanted a drink. 事实上她找我一起去喝酒 |
| [02:10.640] | You didn't say yes to that, did you? 你没有答应吧？ |
| [02:14.850] | 没有 |
| [02:17.120] | Hello,Rachel. 瑞秋 |
| [02:25.860] | What is she doing here? 她在这里干什么？ |
| [02:33.600] | Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud! 我不懂 你上次跟她约会时说她很无聊 |
| [02:37.270] | I judged her too quickly. This time,we took it to the next level. 我太快下定论了 这次我们进展到下一个阶段 |
| [02:45.340] | Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now. 我上次差点被炒鱿鱼 你马上给我做个了结 |
| [02:50.080] | It's not an everyday occurrence! 这可不是每天都有的事 |
| [02:52.450] | Usually I'm in there by myself. 通常我都一个人睡 |
| [03:01.860] | Promise. 答应我… |
| [03:03.360] | -Rachel,aren't you running late? -No 瑞秋，你快迟到了吧？ 没有啊 |
| [03:05.500] | -You are if you pick me up a bagel. -Okay. 有，你还要帮我买焙果 好 |
| [03:09.530] | Promise you will end this now. 钱德，答应我跟她分手 |
| [03:13.470] | -I promise. I'll end it. -Thank you. 好，我会跟她分手 谢谢 |
| [03:16.510] | I hope you know what I'm giving up. 不过我的牺牲很大 |
| [03:18.810] | She's not just the boss in your office. You know what I mean? 她可不只是你的上司，懂吗？ |
| [03:27.020] | Sorry. I knew what he meant. 对不起，我懂 |
| [03:34.290] | How's the hired help? 外烩大厨忙得怎样？ |
| [03:36.490] | Doing great. Quiches are coming along. 很顺利，乳酪火腿馅饼快好了 |
| [03:39.130] | What's this? Blue nail polish? 这是什么？蓝色指甲油？ |
| [03:42.400] | I thought it was cute. 对，我觉得很好看 |
| [03:44.340] | It's what your grandmother's hands looked like when we found her. 你奶奶死后指甲就是这个颜色 |
| [03:50.810] | Let me ask you a question. 我问你一个问题 |
| [03:53.380] | Why did you hire me? 你为什么找我？ |
| [03:55.010] | Richard raved about the food at his party... 理查一直说他的派对餐点很棒 |
| [03:59.880] | Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice. 后来我听说 那场同志婚礼的菜很好 |
| [04:03.560] | I assume you didn't sleep with anyone there. 你应该没跟那些人睡觉吧 |
| [04:06.560] | At least that would be something. 起码很特别 |
| [04:10.760] | Oh,my God! Did you hear that? 天哪！你听到了吗？ |
| [04:13.600] | She hired me because she thinks I'm good. 她是觉得我很行才找我 |
| [04:18.740] | I didn't hear that. 我没听到这个 |
| [04:21.270] | She didn't hire me out of pity. 她不是在可怜我 |
| [04:23.710] | It wasn't so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I'm good. 不是想在朋友面前刁我 她是真的觉得我行 |
| [04:29.280] | And hey,it's cool if you're a lesbian. 还有，如果你是同志就太酷了 |
| [04:47.130] | Good afternoon. Are you the decision-maker of the house? 午安，你是这里的家长吗？ |
| [04:56.610] | Do you currently own a set of encyclopedias? 你目前拥有一套百科全书吗？ |
| [05:04.150] | Actually,I'm not buying. I'm selling. 我不是要买，我是要卖 |
| [05:07.220] | Let me ask you one question. 我问你一个问题 |
| [05:09.590] | Do your friends ever have a conversation... 你是否曾在朋友们聊天时 |
| [05:12.320] | ...and you just nod along, not sure what they're talking about? 只能跟着点头 却搞不懂他们在说什么？ |
| [05:28.570] | I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 我觉得他应该得诺贝尔奖 |
| [05:31.510] | 才怪 |
| [05:35.010] | It was like the Algonquin kids' table. 很像阿尔冈京族小孩的桌子 |
| [05:41.820] | Excuse me. I'm sorry. 抱歉，对不起 |
| [05:43.620] | You haven't said anything for about two minutes. 你发了大约2分半钟的呆 |
| [05:46.820] | Are you at all interested? 你到底有没有兴趣？ |
| [05:50.260] | Come on in. 有…请进 |
| [05:55.170] | -That's weird. -What? 怪了 什么？ |
| [05:56.830] | Your nails. 你的假指甲 |
| [06:02.770] | I meant,it's weird that you only have nine now. 我是说你现在只有九个指甲 |
| [06:08.880] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [06:11.550] | Wait a minute. 等一下 |
| [06:13.120] | I had them when I put 我之前要烤… |
| [06:15.050] | Oh,my God! It's in the quiche! 天哪，在馅饼里面 |
| [06:18.190] | -Oh,my God! -Okay,don't panic. 完了！ 好，不要慌 |
| [06:20.460] | I'll go buy you a new set of nails. 我去帮你买一组新指甲 |
| [06:22.690] | No one will know, and you'll look great! 没有人会知道，你还是很美 |
| [06:27.330] | It's because they're going to eat That's the problem. 你是怕他们会吃到 |
| [06:32.400] | Honey,don't bite your nails. 女儿，别咬指甲 |
| [06:37.340] | Please don't freak out. 你别发飙 |
| [06:40.080] | There's a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups. 不过某个馅饼里有一片假指甲 |
| [06:43.650] | And there's no way to know which one. 而且无从找起 |
| [06:48.420] | And whoever finds it wins the prize! 找到的人可以中大奖 |
| [06:53.090] | I'm not freaking out. 我不会发飙 |
| [06:54.660] | -Why are you laughing? -Now your father owes me $5. 你在笑什么？ 没事，你爸输我5块钱 |
| [06:59.400] | You bet I'd lose a nail? 你赌我会掉指甲？ |
| [07:00.930] | Don't be silly. I just bet that I'd need these. 别傻了 我只是赌我会用上这个 |
| [07:04.570] | Frozen lasagnas? 冷冻千层面？ |
| [07:08.170] | You bet that I'd screw up? 你赌我会搞砸？ |
| [07:10.610] | All that stuff about how I was good 你还说什么我很行… |
| [07:13.410] | No,that was all true. 不，那都是真的 |
| [07:15.050] | This was just in case you "pulled a Monica." 这只是怕你搞摩妮卡飞机 |
| [07:18.520] | You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase. 你答应心理医生不再这么说 |
| [07:22.250] | Come on. Have a sense of humor. 拜托，有点幽默感嘛 |
| [07:24.360] | You're never able to laugh at yourself. 你总是不懂得自嘲 |
| [07:27.020] | That's right. 是啊 |
| [07:29.360] | My mom has no faith in me! That's hilarious! 我妈对我没信心，好好笑喔 |
| [07:34.530] | I don't get it. 哪里好笑？ |
| [07:37.470] | No. I have faith. 不，我对你有信心 |
| [07:39.440] | No. You have lasagnas! 不，你有的是千层面 |
| [07:48.750] | The ruined quiches are ready! 毁掉的馅饼好了 |
| [07:59.590] | -I really don't think we should be doing this. -Okay. 我们不该这么做 好 |
| [08:06.600] | It just doesn't feel like we're breaking up. 这种感觉不像是分手 |
| [08:10.370] | No,we are. I'm sad. 是分手啊，我好伤心喔 |
| [08:14.410] | 好吧 |
| [08:21.050] | Can you wait till tomorrow? All right. 可以等到明天吗？好吧 |
| [08:25.480] | Unbelievable! 真是帅呆了 |
| [08:28.000] | Thanks. 谢谢 |
| [08:30.560] | That was my boss. I have to go. 不是，我得去见我的老板 好 |
| [08:34.830] | What are you doing? 你干什么？ |
| [08:36.190] | -I'm getting dressed. -Why? 穿衣服 为什么？ |
| [08:38.560] | When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage. 光着走在路上会被扔东西 |
| [08:42.330] | Wait. I want to show you something. 等一下，给你看个东西 |
| [08:45.540] | What is it? 什么东西？ |
| [08:47.040] | Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. 别人送的一个小道具 |
| [08:50.170] | Put your hands together. 把手合在一起 |
| [08:53.410] | You're not the boss of me. 你又不是我的老板 |
| [08:57.480] | Yeah,you are. 你是 |
| [09:02.390] | Saucy! 粉辣喔 |
| [09:09.260] | I'll be back in two minutes. 我马上回来 |
| [09:12.600] | You're going to leave me like this? 你要这样把我挂着？ |
| [09:14.930] | Knowing you're here waiting for me. I think it's exciting,don't you? 知道你在等我 感觉很令人兴奋 |
| [09:19.700] | If you don't come back soon... 好，但要是你不马上回来… |
| [09:22.440] | ...there's pretty much nothing I can do about it! 我也不能怎么样 |
| [09:31.050] | Great. I'll keep it in my butt with your nose. 很好，我会把它帖着 |
| [09:41.230] | That's weird. She locked the door. 奇怪，她把门锁上了 |
| [09:43.290] | You know why? She's got the bonus list in there. 你知道为什么？ 里面有圣诞奖金名单 |
| [09:46.500] | I saw her working on it today. 我早上看到她在打 |
| [09:49.300] | Swear you won't tell. 好，你可别说出去 |
| [09:54.210] | You want to see the list? 你想看名单吗？ 想 |
| [10:10.520] | How are you? 你好吗？ |
| [10:34.580] | Hello,Joanna 喂，乔安娜… |
| [10:38.220] | office. …办公室 |
| [10:41.550] | I'm sorry. I'll be a little longer. 对不起，我还要一阵子 |
| [10:44.090] | -How little? -A couple hours. 多久？ 2个小时，我急死了 |
| [10:46.860] | This isn't funny. Get back here now! 一点也不好玩，马上给我回来 |
| [10:49.430] | -I can't! -Why not? 我没办法 为什么？ |
| [10:50.800] | I'm in my boss' car. 我在我老板的车上 |
| [10:52.860] | -What? -Tunnel! 什么？ 进隧道了 |
| [11:12.320] | What? 怎样？ |
| [11:13.550] | Rachel,could I see you for a moment? 瑞秋，你进来一下 |
| [11:23.560] | Okay,here's the situation. 好，现在是这样 |
| [11:26.400] | The keys to the cuffs are on the door. 手铐的钥匙挂在门上 |
| [11:28.930] | Could you be a doll... 你能不能行行好 |
| [11:30.400] | ...and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me? 拿了钥匙冲过来帮我解套？ |
| [11:35.040] | And on a totally separate subject, that's a lovely pantsuit. 题外话：好漂亮的套装 |
| [11:41.050] | You promised you would break up with her. 你答应要跟她分手的 |
| [11:44.280] | I did break up with her! She just took it really,really well! 我跟她分手啦 只不过她分得很狂野 |
| [11:50.660] | Jeopardizing my career never entered your mind? 你都没想过 这样会破坏我的事业？ |
| [11:54.430] | It did enter my mind. 我想过啊 |
| [11:56.030] | But then something happened that made it shoot right out. 但后来的事让这个念头飞了 |
| [12:01.530] | You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out. 你害自己被铐住，就自己脱困 |
| [12:07.300] | I can't get myself right out of them. 不，我没办法自己脱困 |
| [12:09.940] | You must have me confused with the "Amazing Chandler"! 你把我跟脱逃大师钱德搞混了 |
| [12:22.120] | All right! This is it! 钱德！好，够了 |
| [12:23.650] | Never see her again. 不准你再见她 |
| [12:25.660] | Never! 永远 |
| [12:30.190] | Give me back my Walkman! 把随身听还给我 我… |
| [12:34.370] | I never borrowed it. 我没借过 |
| [12:37.000] | Then I lost it. Buy me one! 那就是我弄丢了，买一台给我 |
| [12:45.280] | Does it hurt? 会痛吗？ |
| [12:46.880] | No,I always see guys do this when handcuffs are taken off. 我只是看别人都会哀一声 |
| [12:53.050] | Hello,sweet pants! 亲爱的裤子 |
| [12:56.320] | Wait! What will you tell Joanna? 慢着！你要怎么跟乔安娜说？ |
| [12:58.860] | About what? 说什么？ |
| [13:00.090] | She'll see you're gone and know I let you out,and I'll get fired! 她看你走了会知道是我放的 我会被解雇 |
| [13:04.900] | I'll tell a lie! I'm good at lying! 我会撒谎，我最会撒谎了 |
| [13:07.030] | I actually did borrow your Walkman! 我的确借了你的随身听 |
| [13:09.530] | She'll know I have a key to her office. 行不通的，她会知道我有钥匙 |
| [13:12.600] | I've got to lock you back up. 我得把你铐回去 |
| [13:15.540] | I don't think so. 你别想 |
| [13:28.690] | This is much better. 这样好多了 |
| [13:32.890] | Here's somebody interesting. 这个人很有意思 |
| [13:35.590] | What do you know about Van Gogh? 你对梵谷认识多少？ |
| [13:38.700] | -He cut off his ear. -And? 他割掉自己的耳朵 还有呢？ |
| [13:41.530] | I'm out. 没了 |
| [13:43.600] | He painted that. 这是他画的 |
| [13:46.740] | That's pretty nice. 不赖嘛 |
| [13:48.470] | I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked. 我以为他是罚自己画不好 |
| [13:51.640] | -What else you got in there? -Let's see.... 还有什么？ 我看看 |
| [13:54.910] | -Where does the Pope live? -ln the woods. 教宗住在哪里？ 森林里 |
| [13:59.120] | Wait,that's the joke answer. 等等，那是开玩笑的 |
| [14:02.390] | Actually,it's Vatican City. 他住在梵蒂冈 |
| [14:04.790] | Now,what do you know about vulcanized rubber? 你知道什么是硫化橡胶？ （另义保险套） |
| [14:08.660] | Spock's birth control. 节育用品 |
| [14:12.730] | You need these books. 你需要这套书 |
| [14:22.410] | This used to be your room? 这里是你的旧房间？ |
| [14:24.580] | You must have been in really good shape as a kid. 你小时候一定很健美 |
| [14:30.410] | I'm such an idiot! 我真是个白痴 |
| [14:33.320] | I can't believe I thought she could change. 我居然以为她会改变 |
| [14:36.490] | Who cares what your mom thinks? 谁管你娘怎么想？ |
| [14:39.360] | So you "pulled a Monica." 搞摩妮卡飞机又怎样 |
| [14:42.660] | I'm glad that's catching on. 这句话还真流行 |
| [14:45.030] | Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. 谁说这一定要是坏话？ 去改变它的意义 |
| [14:49.370] | Prove your mother wrong. 去证明你妈是错的 |
| [14:51.200] | You finish the job,and we'll call that "pulling a Monica." 你把工作顺利完成 我们就管它叫搞摩妮卡飞机 |
| [14:55.840] | What? 什么？ |
| [14:57.610] | If a kid gets straight A's, his parents say,"You pulled a Monica." 小孩每一科都拿A， 父母会说 “你搞了摩妮卡飞机” |
| [15:04.450] | A fireman saves a baby, and they go,"He pulled a Monica." 消防员救出一个宝宝 大家会说“他搞摩妮卡飞机” |
| [15:10.220] | Someone hits a homer,and they say, "That one's out of here." 有人打全垒打，播报员会说 “这是一支红不让” |
| [15:14.230] | Because some things don't change. 有些事是不会变的 |
| [15:17.860] | All right. I'll go down there. 好，我要下楼去 |
| [15:20.460] | I won't serve the lasagna. I'll serve what I make. 我不上千层面 我要上我做的菜 |
| [15:32.840] | My breasts are really strong. 我的真有力 |
| [15:42.650] | I have to get you locked back up. I'm so going to lose my job! 钱德，拜托，我得把你铐回去 我的饭碗快不保了 |
| [15:47.590] | She's very private about her office! 她很在意办公室的隐私权 |
| [15:50.660] | Now I know why! 我总算知道原因了 |
| [15:53.030] | You're in trouble either way. 你不管怎样都有麻烦 |
| [15:55.170] | If she sees me locked to this... 她看见我被铐在柜子上 |
| [15:57.600] | ...she'll know you were here. You might as well let me go. 就会知道你进来过 你还不如让我走 |
| [16:03.940] | -I'll clean your bathroom for a month. -Still won't be clean. 我帮你洗浴室1个月 还是洗不干净 |
| [16:08.110] | All I want is my freedom. 我只要我的自由 |
| [16:11.920] | -Foot rubs for a month! -Freedom! 揉脚1个月 自由 |
| [16:18.020] | Why won't you hear me! Sophie,help me! 你为什么不听 苏菲，救救我 |
| [16:20.760] | Sophie,sit! 苏菲，坐下 |
| [16:22.760] | 自由 |
| [16:24.700] | Would you just calm down?! 请你冷静好吗 |
| [16:33.900] | I'm going to say this for the last time. 我再说最后一次 |
| [16:36.910] | Would you please just 能不能请你… |
| [16:43.650] | There's a lot I didn't know about vomit. 我对呕吐的了解还真少 |
| [16:50.050] | In a minute. 等一下 |
| [16:53.220] | So what do you say? 你觉得如何？ |
| [16:54.890] | You get the whole set of encyclopedias for $1200. 1200元拥有整套百科全书 |
| [16:58.730] | That works out to just 50 bucks a book. 平均一本才50元 |
| [17:01.830] | $1200? 1200？ |
| [17:05.340] | You think I have $1200? 你觉得我有1200吗？ |
| [17:08.170] | I'm home during the day... 我大白天窝在家里 |
| [17:10.070] | ...and I got patio furniture in my living room. 还用凉椅洋伞当家具 |
| [17:14.350] | There's a few things you don't get from book learning. 有些事是书上学不到的 |
| [17:18.250] | Well,what can you swing? 你能凑出多少？ |
| [17:20.750] | How about zero down and zero a month for a long,long time? 0头期款，月付0元如何？ |
| [17:25.820] | You don't have anything? 你什么都没有？ |
| [17:28.460] | You want to see what I got? 你想看我有什么？好 |
| [17:31.000] | I got a baby Tootsie Roll... 我有一个巧克力棒 |
| [17:34.300] | ...a movie stub,keys,a Kleenex... 一张电影票根、钥匙、面纸 |
| [17:40.040] | ...a rock... 一块小石头 |
| [17:44.710] | Okay,I get the picture. Thanks for your time. 好，我懂了，耽误你了 |
| [17:49.010] | And a fifty. 和一张50元 |
| [17:51.420] | These must be Chandler's pants. 这一定是钱德的裤子 |
| [17:54.180] | For $50 you can get one book. 50元可以买一本 |
| [17:56.350] | What will it be? A? B? C? 你要哪一本？A？B？C？ |
| [17:59.360] | I'll stick with the V. 我还是买V好了 |
| [18:01.190] | I want to see how this bad boy turns out. 我想看看结局如何 |
| [18:07.700] | I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts! 我帮你买和包圣诞礼物 |
| [18:13.070] | I'll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning! 我每天早上帮你榨柳橙汁 |
| [18:16.870] | -With extra pulp? -Yeah. 有果肉？ 有 |
| [18:18.510] | 不要 |
| [18:23.580] | I've got it! 我知道了 |
| [18:25.250] | You don't have it. 你才不知道 |
| [18:27.680] | I have so got it! 我完全知道了 |
| [18:30.150] | There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it. 这件事会传出去，挡也挡不住 |
| [18:33.360] | Sophie,Monica and Phoebe know. 苏菲知道 摩妮卡、菲比知道 |
| [18:35.590] | -How do they know? -I called them. 她们怎么会知道？ 我打给她们了 |
| [18:39.000] | When they ask me what I saw... 当她们问我看到什么 |
| [18:41.430] | ...I can be very generous... 我可以很大方 |
| [18:46.270] | ...or very stingy. 也可以很小气 |
| [18:50.610] | Go on. 说下去 |
| [18:52.210] | I can make you a legend. 我可以让你成为传奇 |
| [18:54.910] | I can make you this generation's Milton Berle. 我可以让你成为现代唐璜 |
| [18:59.680] | -And Milton Berle has -Not compared to you. 而唐璜… 根本比不上你 |
| [19:08.130] | They're not even touching the lasagna. 怎样？ 客人碰都没碰千层面 |
| [19:10.530] | They love your casserole! 真的？ 他们好喜欢你的砂锅 |
| [19:19.370] | Everyone seems to like your dish. 大家都很喜欢你做的菜 |
| [19:22.070] | And you? 那你呢？ |
| [19:23.770] | I thought it was... 我觉得… |
| [19:26.740] | ...quite tasty. 很好吃 |
| [19:29.480] | So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... 要是大家都喜欢，你也喜欢 |
| [19:32.650] | ...that would make this a success. Which would make you.... 那就代表很成功，而你就是… |
| [19:36.250] | A bitch? 恶婆娘？ |
| [19:39.220] | I meant "wrong," but we can use your word. 我想说“你就错了” 但你的说法也行 |
| [19:43.160] | Yes,well,I was wrong. 对，我错了 |
| [19:45.900] | And I have to say... 我必须要说 |
| [19:48.900] | ...you really impressed me today. 你让我大开眼界 |
| [19:53.900] | You might even say that she "pulled a Monica." 你还可以说她搞了摩妮卡飞机 |
| [19:59.640] | She doesn't know we switched it. 她不知道我们改过了 |
| [20:03.150] | And the next time you cater for me... 下次你帮我办外烩 |
| [20:07.150] | ...there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. 冷冻库里只会有冰 |
| [20:10.750] | That really means a lot. 这是很大的鼓励 |
| [20:12.820] | Mom,don't bite your nails! 妈，别咬指甲 |
| [20:18.830] | （中央咖啡馆） |
| [20:24.100] | Hello,Chandler. 钱德你好啊 |
| [20:27.940] | I love you. 我爱你 |
| [20:30.870] | What's going on? 怎么回事？ |
| [20:36.180] | No,he doesn't! 少来了 |
| [20:40.880] | Two hours,that lasted. 拖了2小时 |
| [20:44.050] | So did you break up with Joanna? 所以你跟乔安娜分手了吗？ |
| [20:46.220] | I think so. 应该是吧 |
| [20:47.790] | It's good you got out, before she blew up like Vesuvius. 幸好她跟维苏威一样爆炸之前 你就闪了 |
| [20:52.700] | The volcano? 那座火山？ |
| [20:54.500] | Speaking of volcanoes,man,are they a violent igneous rock formation! 对，讲到火山 那些火成岩还真暴力 |
| [21:00.540] | What? 什么？ |
| [21:01.740] | Lava spewing,hot ash. 熔岩乱喷，热灰乱飞 |
| [21:04.680] | Of course,some are dormant. 不过有些是休眠火山 |
| [21:06.680] | Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? 你怎么突然聊起火山来了？ |
| [21:11.250] | What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? 你们想聊什么？活体解剖？ |
| [21:14.920] | The vas deferens? 输精管？ |
| [21:17.650] | The Vietnam War? 越战？ |
| [21:19.860] | Did anyone see that documentary on the Korean War? 有人看那部韩战纪录片吗？ |
| [21:25.430] | Korea's a beautiful country. 韩国那么美 |
| [21:27.360] | With such a sad history. 命运却好悲惨 |
| [21:30.430] | Could there be more Kims? 有好多姓金的 |
| [21:41.750] | -Who's out there? -Me! Good morning! 外面是谁？ 是我，早安 |
| [21:44.210] | Could you come in here,please? 瑞秋，你能不能进来一下？ |
| [21:46.280] | Sure! They didn't have poppyseed bagels... 好 没有罂粟籽焙果了 |
| [21:50.050] | ...so I have sesame Oh,my word! 所以我买芝麻…天哪 |
| [21:54.730] | I've had a slight office mishap. 我出了一点办公室灾难 |
| [21:58.860] | Could you get the key for me? 请把门后的钥匙拿给我 好 |
| [22:11.440] | -lf you could. -Oh,I'm sorry! 麻烦你 对不起 |
| [22:16.750] | You can tell your friend Chandler we're definitely broken up this time! 告诉你的朋友钱德 我们这次绝对是分手了 |
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| [00:03.750] | We are so in luck! wo men zou yun le |
| [00:05.520] | Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff in the basement! fang dong shuo zhei xie hao dong xi dou ke yi gei wo men |
| [00:08.550] | Wait right there. deng yi xia |
| [00:10.390] | Oh, no. I' m paddling away. bu xing, wo yao hua zou le |
| [00:16.330] | Really? We got all this rusty crap for free? zhen de? zhei xie sheng xiu de la ji bu yao qian? |
| [00:21.400] | This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped. hai you yi dui pao pao mian you xie wan quan mei ji guo |
| [00:33.910] | Could we be more white trash? wo men zhen shi bai ren la ji |
| [00:37.850] | The One with the Cuffs ben ji bo chu:" ai de shou kao" |
| [01:25.160] | How desperate am l? wo zhen shi jue wang tou le |
| [01:27.430] | Good thing Chandler' s not here. He always wins at this game. xing hao qian de bu zai, shui ye can bu guo ta |
| [01:31.670] | I just told my mom I' d cater her party. wo gang da ying bang wo ma de yan hui ban wai hui |
| [01:34.070] | How come? I need the money. wei shi me? yin wei wo xu yao qian |
| [01:36.610] | It' d be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of selfrespect. er qie zhe yang zheng hao ke yi pao kai zui hou yi si zi zun |
| [01:41.450] | I think this is a good thing. bie zhe yang, zhe shi hao shi a |
| [01:43.420] | Mom wouldn' t have hired you if you weren' t good. yao bu shi jue de ni xing, ma bu hui zhao ni |
| [01:47.520] | You don' t have to stick up for her. She can' t hear you. ni bu bi ti ta shuo hua, ta ting bu dao |
| [01:54.060] | Do you have any juice? ni men you guo zhi ma? |
| [01:55.690] | Just pickle. zhi you yan huang gua zhi |
| [01:58.830] | Funny story. I bumped into Joanna yesterday. rui qiu, shuo lai hao xiao wo zuo tian zai lu shang yu jian qiao an na |
| [02:03.330] | My boss, Joanna? That must have been awkward. wo de shang si qiao an na? yi ding hen gan ga |
| [02:06.170] | Actually, she asked me if I wanted a drink. shi shi shang ta zhao wo yi qi qu he jiu |
| [02:10.640] | You didn' t say yes to that, did you? ni mei you da ying ba? |
| [02:14.850] | mei you |
| [02:17.120] | Hello, Rachel. rui qiu |
| [02:25.860] | What is she doing here? ta zai zhe li gan shen me? |
| [02:33.600] | Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud! wo bu dong ni shang ci gen ta yue hui shi shuo ta hen wu liao |
| [02:37.270] | I judged her too quickly. This time, we took it to the next level. wo tai kuai xia ding lun le zhe ci wo men jin zhan dao xia yi ge jie duan |
| [02:45.340] | Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now. wo shang ci cha dian bei chao you yu ni ma shang gei wo zuo ge liao jie |
| [02:50.080] | It' s not an everyday occurrence! zhe ke bu shi mei tian du you de shi |
| [02:52.450] | Usually I' m in there by myself. tong chang wo dou yi ge ren shui |
| [03:01.860] | Promise. da ying wo |
| [03:03.360] | Rachel, aren' t you running late? No rui qiu, ni kuai chi dao le ba? mei you a |
| [03:05.500] | You are if you pick me up a bagel. Okay. you, ni hai yao bang wo mai bei guo hao |
| [03:09.530] | Promise you will end this now. qian de, da ying wo gen ta fen shou |
| [03:13.470] | I promise. I' ll end it. Thank you. hao, wo hui gen ta fen shou xie xie |
| [03:16.510] | I hope you know what I' m giving up. bu guo wo de xi sheng hen da |
| [03:18.810] | She' s not just the boss in your office. You know what I mean? ta ke bu zhi shi ni de shang si, dong ma? |
| [03:27.020] | Sorry. I knew what he meant. dui bu qi, wo dong |
| [03:34.290] | How' s the hired help? wai hui da chu mang de zen yang? |
| [03:36.490] | Doing great. Quiches are coming along. hen shun li, ru lao huo tui xian bing kuai hao le |
| [03:39.130] | What' s this? Blue nail polish? zhe shi shen me? lan se zhi jia you? |
| [03:42.400] | I thought it was cute. dui, wo jue de hen hao kan |
| [03:44.340] | It' s what your grandmother' s hands looked like when we found her. ni nai nai si hou zhi jia jiu shi zhe ge yan se |
| [03:50.810] | Let me ask you a question. wo wen ni yi ge wen ti |
| [03:53.380] | Why did you hire me? ni wei shi me zhao wo? |
| [03:55.010] | Richard raved about the food at his party... li cha yi zhi shuo ta de pai dui can dian hen bang |
| [03:59.880] | Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice. hou lai wo ting shuo na chang tong zhi hun li de cai hen hao |
| [04:03.560] | I assume you didn' t sleep with anyone there. ni ying gai mei gen nei xie ren shui jiao ba |
| [04:06.560] | At least that would be something. qi ma hen te bie |
| [04:10.760] | Oh, my God! Did you hear that? tian na! ni ting dao le ma? |
| [04:13.600] | She hired me because she thinks I' m good. ta shi jue de wo hen xing cai zhao wo |
| [04:18.740] | I didn' t hear that. wo mei ting dao zhe ge |
| [04:21.270] | She didn' t hire me out of pity. ta bu shi zai ke lian wo |
| [04:23.710] | It wasn' t so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I' m good. bu shi xiang zai peng you mian qian diao wo ta shi zhen de jue de wo xing |
| [04:29.280] | And hey, it' s cool if you' re a lesbian. hai you, ru guo ni shi tong zhi jiu tai ku le |
| [04:47.130] | Good afternoon. Are you the decisionmaker of the house? wu an, ni shi zhe li de jia zhang ma? |
| [04:56.610] | Do you currently own a set of encyclopedias? ni mu qian yong you yi tao bai ke quan shu ma? |
| [05:04.150] | Actually, I' m not buying. I' m selling. wo bu shi yao mai, wo shi yao mai |
| [05:07.220] | Let me ask you one question. wo wen ni yi ge wen ti |
| [05:09.590] | Do your friends ever have a conversation... ni shi fou ceng zai peng you men liao tian shi |
| [05:12.320] | ... and you just nod along, not sure what they' re talking about? zhi neng gen zhe dian tou que gao bu dong ta men zai shuo shi mo? |
| [05:28.570] | I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. wo jue de ta ying gai de nuo bei er jiang |
| [05:31.510] | cai guai |
| [05:35.010] | It was like the Algonquin kids' table. hen xiang a er gang jing zu xiao hai de zhuo zi |
| [05:41.820] | Excuse me. I' m sorry. bao qian, dui bu qi |
| [05:43.620] | You haven' t said anything for about two minutes. ni fa le da yue 2 fen ban zhong de dai |
| [05:46.820] | Are you at all interested? ni dao di you mei you xing qu? |
| [05:50.260] | Come on in. you qing jin |
| [05:55.170] | That' s weird. What? guai le shen me? |
| [05:56.830] | Your nails. ni de jia zhi jia |
| [06:02.770] | I meant, it' s weird that you only have nine now. wo shi shuo ni xian zai zhi you jiu ge zhi jia |
| [06:08.880] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [06:11.550] | Wait a minute. deng yi xia |
| [06:13.120] | I had them when I put wo zhi qian yao kao |
| [06:15.050] | Oh, my God! It' s in the quiche! tian na, zai xian bing li mian |
| [06:18.190] | Oh, my God! Okay, don' t panic. wan le! hao, bu yao huang |
| [06:20.460] | I' ll go buy you a new set of nails. wo qu bang ni mai yi zu xin zhi jia |
| [06:22.690] | No one will know, and you' ll look great! mei you ren hui zhi dao, ni hai shi hen mei |
| [06:27.330] | It' s because they' re going to eat That' s the problem. ni shi pa ta men hui chi dao |
| [06:32.400] | Honey, don' t bite your nails. nv er, bie yao zhi jia |
| [06:37.340] | Please don' t freak out. ni bie fa biao |
| [06:40.080] | There' s a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups. bu guo mou ge xian bing li you yi pian jia zhi jia |
| [06:43.650] | And there' s no way to know which one. er qie wu cong zhao qi |
| [06:48.420] | And whoever finds it wins the prize! zhao dao de ren ke yi zhong da jiang |
| [06:53.090] | I' m not freaking out. wo bu hui fa biao |
| [06:54.660] | Why are you laughing? Now your father owes me 5. ni zai xiao shen me? mei shi, ni ba shu wo 5 kuai qian |
| [06:59.400] | You bet I' d lose a nail? ni du wo hui diao zhi jia? |
| [07:00.930] | Don' t be silly. I just bet that I' d need these. bie sha le wo zhi shi du wo hui yong shang zhe ge |
| [07:04.570] | Frozen lasagnas? leng dong qian ceng mian? |
| [07:08.170] | You bet that I' d screw up? ni du wo hui gao za? |
| [07:10.610] | All that stuff about how I was good ni hai shuo shi mo wo hen xing |
| [07:13.410] | No, that was all true. bu, na dou shi zhen de |
| [07:15.050] | This was just in case you " pulled a Monica." zhe zhi shi pa ni gao mo ni ka fei ji |
| [07:18.520] | You promised Dr. Weinberg you' d never use that phrase. ni da ying xin li yi sheng bu zai zhe me shuo |
| [07:22.250] | Come on. Have a sense of humor. bai tuo, you dian you mo gan ma |
| [07:24.360] | You' re never able to laugh at yourself. ni zong shi bu dong de zi chao |
| [07:27.020] | That' s right. shi a |
| [07:29.360] | My mom has no faith in me! That' s hilarious! wo ma dui wo mei xin xin, hao hao xiao o |
| [07:34.530] | I don' t get it. na li hao xiao? |
| [07:37.470] | No. I have faith. bu, wo dui ni you xin xin |
| [07:39.440] | No. You have lasagnas! bu, ni you de shi qian ceng mian |
| [07:48.750] | The ruined quiches are ready! hui diao de xian bing hao le |
| [07:59.590] | I really don' t think we should be doing this. Okay. wo men bu gai zhe me zuo hao |
| [08:06.600] | It just doesn' t feel like we' re breaking up. zhe zhong gan jue bu xiang shi fen shou |
| [08:10.370] | No, we are. I' m sad. shi fen shou a, wo hao shang xin o |
| [08:14.410] | hao ba |
| [08:21.050] | Can you wait till tomorrow? All right. ke yi deng dao ming tian ma? hao ba |
| [08:25.480] | Unbelievable! zhen shi shuai dai le |
| [08:28.000] | Thanks. xie xie |
| [08:30.560] | That was my boss. I have to go. bu shi, wo de qu jian wo de lao ban hao |
| [08:34.830] | What are you doing? ni gan shen me? |
| [08:36.190] | I' m getting dressed. Why? chuan yi fu wei shi me? |
| [08:38.560] | When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage. guang zhe zou zai lu shang hui bei reng dong xi |
| [08:42.330] | Wait. I want to show you something. deng yi xia, gei ni kan ge dong xi |
| [08:45.540] | What is it? shen me dong xi? |
| [08:47.040] | Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. bie ren song de yi ge xiao dao ju |
| [08:50.170] | Put your hands together. ba shou he zai yi qi |
| [08:53.410] | You' re not the boss of me. ni you bu shi wo de lao ban |
| [08:57.480] | Yeah, you are. ni shi |
| [09:02.390] | Saucy! fen la o |
| [09:09.260] | I' ll be back in two minutes. wo ma shang hui lai |
| [09:12.600] | You' re going to leave me like this? ni yao zhe yang ba wo gua zhe? |
| [09:14.930] | Knowing you' re here waiting for me. I think it' s exciting, don' t you? zhi dao ni zai deng wo gan jue hen ling ren xing fen |
| [09:19.700] | If you don' t come back soon... hao, dan yao shi ni bu ma shang hui lai |
| [09:22.440] | ... there' s pretty much nothing I can do about it! wo ye bu neng zen me yang |
| [09:31.050] | Great. I' ll keep it in my butt with your nose. hen hao, wo hui ba ta tie zhe |
| [09:41.230] | That' s weird. She locked the door. qi guai, ta ba men suo shang le |
| [09:43.290] | You know why? She' s got the bonus list in there. ni zhi dao wei shi me? li mian you sheng dan jiang jin ming dan |
| [09:46.500] | I saw her working on it today. wo zao shang kan dao ta zai da |
| [09:49.300] | Swear you won' t tell. hao, ni ke bie shuo chu qu |
| [09:54.210] | You want to see the list? ni xiang kan ming dan ma? xiang |
| [10:10.520] | How are you? ni hao ma? |
| [10:34.580] | Hello, Joanna wei, qiao an na |
| [10:38.220] | office. ban gong shi |
| [10:41.550] | I' m sorry. I' ll be a little longer. dui bu qi, wo hai yao yi zhen zi |
| [10:44.090] | How little? A couple hours. duo jiu? 2 ge xiao shi, wo ji si le |
| [10:46.860] | This isn' t funny. Get back here now! yi dian ye bu hao wan, ma shang gei wo hui lai |
| [10:49.430] | I can' t! Why not? wo mei ban fa wei shi me? |
| [10:50.800] | I' m in my boss' car. wo zai wo lao ban de che shang |
| [10:52.860] | What? Tunnel! shen me? jin sui dao le |
| [11:12.320] | What? zen yang? |
| [11:13.550] | Rachel, could I see you for a moment? rui qiu, ni jin lai yi xia |
| [11:23.560] | Okay, here' s the situation. hao, xian zai shi zhe yang |
| [11:26.400] | The keys to the cuffs are on the door. shou kao de yao shi gua zai men shang |
| [11:28.930] | Could you be a doll... ni neng bu neng xing xing hao |
| [11:30.400] | ... and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me? na le yao shi chong guo lai bang wo jie tao? |
| [11:35.040] | And on a totally separate subject, that' s a lovely pantsuit. ti wai hua: hao piao liang de tao zhuang |
| [11:41.050] | You promised you would break up with her. ni da ying yao gen ta fen shou de |
| [11:44.280] | I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well! wo gen ta fen shou la zhi bu guo ta fen de hen kuang ye |
| [11:50.660] | Jeopardizing my career never entered your mind? ni dou mei xiang guo zhe yang hui po huai wo de shi ye? |
| [11:54.430] | It did enter my mind. wo xiang guo a |
| [11:56.030] | But then something happened that made it shoot right out. dan hou lai de shi rang zhe ge nian tou fei le |
| [12:01.530] | You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out. ni hai zi ji bei kao zhu, jiu zi ji tuo kun |
| [12:07.300] | I can' t get myself right out of them. bu, wo mei ban fa zi ji tuo kun |
| [12:09.940] | You must have me confused with the " Amazing Chandler"! ni ba wo gen tuo tao da shi qian de gao hun le |
| [12:22.120] | All right! This is it! qian de! hao, gou le |
| [12:23.650] | Never see her again. bu zhun ni zai jian ta |
| [12:25.660] | Never! yong yuan |
| [12:30.190] | Give me back my Walkman! ba sui shen ting huan gei wo wo |
| [12:34.370] | I never borrowed it. wo mei jie guo |
| [12:37.000] | Then I lost it. Buy me one! na jiu shi wo nong diu le, mai yi tai gei wo |
| [12:45.280] | Does it hurt? hui tong ma? |
| [12:46.880] | No, I always see guys do this when handcuffs are taken off. wo zhi shi kan bie ren dou hui ai yi sheng |
| [12:53.050] | Hello, sweet pants! qin ai de ku zi |
| [12:56.320] | Wait! What will you tell Joanna? man zhe! ni yao zen me gen qiao an na shuo? |
| [12:58.860] | About what? shuo shi mo? |
| [13:00.090] | She' ll see you' re gone and know I let you out, and I' ll get fired! ta kan ni zou le hui zhi dao shi wo fang de wo hui bei jie gu |
| [13:04.900] | I' ll tell a lie! I' m good at lying! wo hui sa huang, wo zui hui sa huang le |
| [13:07.030] | I actually did borrow your Walkman! wo di que jie le ni de sui shen ting |
| [13:09.530] | She' ll know I have a key to her office. xing bu tong de, ta hui zhi dao wo you yao shi |
| [13:12.600] | I' ve got to lock you back up. wo de ba ni kao hui qu |
| [13:15.540] | I don' t think so. ni bie xiang |
| [13:28.690] | This is much better. zhe yang hao duo le |
| [13:32.890] | Here' s somebody interesting. zhe ge ren hen you yi si |
| [13:35.590] | What do you know about Van Gogh? ni dui fan gu ren shi duo shao? |
| [13:38.700] | He cut off his ear. And? ta ge diao zi ji de er duo hai you ne? |
| [13:41.530] | I' m out. mei le |
| [13:43.600] | He painted that. zhe shi ta hua de |
| [13:46.740] | That' s pretty nice. bu lai ma |
| [13:48.470] | I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked. wo yi wei ta shi fa zi ji hua bu hao |
| [13:51.640] | What else you got in there? Let' s see.... hai you shen me? wo kan kan |
| [13:54.910] | Where does the Pope live? ln the woods. jiao zong zhu zai na li? sen lin li |
| [13:59.120] | Wait, that' s the joke answer. deng deng, na shi kai wan xiao de |
| [14:02.390] | Actually, it' s Vatican City. ta zhu zai fan di gang |
| [14:04.790] | Now, what do you know about vulcanized rubber? ni zhi dao shen me shi liu hua xiang jiao? ling yi bao xian tao |
| [14:08.660] | Spock' s birth control. jie yu yong pin |
| [14:12.730] | You need these books. ni xu yao zhe tao shu |
| [14:22.410] | This used to be your room? zhe li shi ni de jiu fang jian? |
| [14:24.580] | You must have been in really good shape as a kid. ni xiao shi hou yi ding hen jian mei |
| [14:30.410] | I' m such an idiot! wo zhen shi ge bai chi |
| [14:33.320] | I can' t believe I thought she could change. wo ju ran yi wei ta hui gai bian |
| [14:36.490] | Who cares what your mom thinks? shui guan ni niang zen me xiang? |
| [14:39.360] | So you " pulled a Monica." gao mo ni ka fei ji you zen yang |
| [14:42.660] | I' m glad that' s catching on. zhe ju hua hai zhen liu xing |
| [14:45.030] | Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. shui shuo zhe yi ding yao shi huai hua? qu gai bian ta de yi yi |
| [14:49.370] | Prove your mother wrong. qu zheng ming ni ma shi cuo de |
| [14:51.200] | You finish the job, and we' ll call that " pulling a Monica." ni ba gong zuo shun li wan cheng wo men jiu guan ta jiao gao mo ni ka fei ji |
| [14:55.840] | What? shen me? |
| [14:57.610] | If a kid gets straight A' s, his parents say," You pulled a Monica." xiao hai mei yi ke dou na A, fu mu hui shuo " ni gao le mo ni ka fei ji" |
| [15:04.450] | A fireman saves a baby, and they go," He pulled a Monica." xiao fang yuan jiu chu yi ge bao bao da jia hui shuo" ta gao mo ni ka fei ji" |
| [15:10.220] | Someone hits a homer, and they say, " That one' s out of here." you ren da quan lei da, bo bao yuan hui shuo " zhe shi yi zhi hong bu rang" |
| [15:14.230] | Because some things don' t change. you xie shi shi bu hui bian de |
| [15:17.860] | All right. I' ll go down there. hao, wo yao xia lou qu |
| [15:20.460] | I won' t serve the lasagna. I' ll serve what I make. wo bu shang qian ceng mian wo yao shang wo zuo de cai |
| [15:32.840] | My breasts are really strong. wo di zhen you li |
| [15:42.650] | I have to get you locked back up. I' m so going to lose my job! qian de, bai tuo, wo de ba ni kao hui qu wo de fan wan kuai bu bao le |
| [15:47.590] | She' s very private about her office! ta hen zai yi ban gong shi de yin si quan |
| [15:50.660] | Now I know why! wo zong suan zhi dao yuan yin le |
| [15:53.030] | You' re in trouble either way. ni bu guan zen yang dou you ma fan |
| [15:55.170] | If she sees me locked to this... ta kan jian wo bei kao zai gui zi shang |
| [15:57.600] | ... she' ll know you were here. You might as well let me go. jiu hui zhi dao ni jin lai guo ni hai bu ru rang wo zou |
| [16:03.940] | I' ll clean your bathroom for a month. Still won' t be clean. wo bang ni xi yu shi 1 ge yue hai shi xi bu gan jing |
| [16:08.110] | All I want is my freedom. wo zhi yao wo de zi you |
| [16:11.920] | Foot rubs for a month! Freedom! rou jiao 1 ge yue zi you |
| [16:18.020] | Why won' t you hear me! Sophie, help me! ni wei shi me bu ting su fei, jiu jiu wo |
| [16:20.760] | Sophie, sit! su fei, zuo xia |
| [16:22.760] | zi you |
| [16:24.700] | Would you just calm down?! qing ni leng jing hao ma |
| [16:33.900] | I' m going to say this for the last time. wo zai shuo zui hou yi ci |
| [16:36.910] | Would you please just neng bu neng qing ni |
| [16:43.650] | There' s a lot I didn' t know about vomit. wo dui ou tu de liao jie hai zhen shao |
| [16:50.050] | In a minute. deng yi xia |
| [16:53.220] | So what do you say? ni jue de ru he? |
| [16:54.890] | You get the whole set of encyclopedias for 1200. 1200 yuan yong you zheng tao bai ke quan shu |
| [16:58.730] | That works out to just 50 bucks a book. ping jun yi ben cai 50 yuan |
| [17:01.830] | 1200? 1200? |
| [17:05.340] | You think I have 1200? ni jue de wo you 1200 ma? |
| [17:08.170] | I' m home during the day... wo da bai tian wo zai jia li |
| [17:10.070] | ... and I got patio furniture in my living room. hai yong liang yi yang san dang jia ju |
| [17:14.350] | There' s a few things you don' t get from book learning. you xie shi shi shu shang xue bu dao de |
| [17:18.250] | Well, what can you swing? ni neng cou chu duo shao? |
| [17:20.750] | How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time? 0 tou qi kuan, yue fu 0 yuan ru he? |
| [17:25.820] | You don' t have anything? ni shen me dou mei you? |
| [17:28.460] | You want to see what I got? ni xiang kan wo you shen me? hao |
| [17:31.000] | I got a baby Tootsie Roll... wo you yi ge qiao ke li bang |
| [17:34.300] | ... a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex... yi zhang dian ying piao gen yao shi mian zhi |
| [17:40.040] | ... a rock... yi kuai xiao shi tou |
| [17:44.710] | Okay, I get the picture. Thanks for your time. hao, wo dong le, dan wu ni le |
| [17:49.010] | And a fifty. he yi zhang 50 yuan |
| [17:51.420] | These must be Chandler' s pants. zhe yi ding shi qian de de ku zi |
| [17:54.180] | For 50 you can get one book. 50 yuan ke yi mai yi ben |
| [17:56.350] | What will it be? A? B? C? ni yao na yi ben? A? B? C? |
| [17:59.360] | I' ll stick with the V. wo hai shi mai V hao le |
| [18:01.190] | I want to see how this bad boy turns out. wo xiang kan kan jie ju ru he |
| [18:07.700] | I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts! wo bang ni mai he bao sheng dan li wu |
| [18:13.070] | I' ll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning! wo mei tian zao shang bang ni zha liu cheng zhi |
| [18:16.870] | With extra pulp? Yeah. you guo rou? you |
| [18:18.510] | bu yao |
| [18:23.580] | I' ve got it! wo zhi dao le |
| [18:25.250] | You don' t have it. ni cai bu zhi dao |
| [18:27.680] | I have so got it! wo wan quan zhi dao le |
| [18:30.150] | There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it. zhe jian shi hui chuan chu qu, dang ye dang bu zhu |
| [18:33.360] | Sophie, Monica and Phoebe know. su fei zhi dao mo ni ka fei bi zhi dao |
| [18:35.590] | How do they know? I called them. ta men zen me hui zhi dao? wo da gei ta men le |
| [18:39.000] | When they ask me what I saw... dang ta men wen wo kan dao shen me |
| [18:41.430] | ... I can be very generous... wo ke yi hen da fang |
| [18:46.270] | ... or very stingy. ye ke yi hen xiao qi |
| [18:50.610] | Go on. shuo xia qu |
| [18:52.210] | I can make you a legend. wo ke yi rang ni cheng wei chuan qi |
| [18:54.910] | I can make you this generation' s Milton Berle. wo ke yi rang ni cheng wei xian dai tang huang |
| [18:59.680] | And Milton Berle has Not compared to you. er tang huang gen ben bi bu shang ni |
| [19:08.130] | They' re not even touching the lasagna. zen yang? ke ren peng dou mei peng qian ceng mian |
| [19:10.530] | They love your casserole! zhen de? ta men hao xi huan ni de sha guo |
| [19:19.370] | Everyone seems to like your dish. da jia dou hen xi huan ni zuo de cai |
| [19:22.070] | And you? na ni ne? |
| [19:23.770] | I thought it was... wo jue de |
| [19:26.740] | ... quite tasty. hen hao chi |
| [19:29.480] | So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... yao shi da jia dou xi huan, ni ye xi huan |
| [19:32.650] | ... that would make this a success. Which would make you.... na jiu dai biao hen cheng gong, er ni jiu shi |
| [19:36.250] | A bitch? e po niang? |
| [19:39.220] | I meant " wrong," but we can use your word. wo xiang shuo" ni jiu cuo le" dan ni de shuo fa ye xing |
| [19:43.160] | Yes, well, I was wrong. dui, wo cuo le |
| [19:45.900] | And I have to say... wo bi xu yao shuo |
| [19:48.900] | ... you really impressed me today. ni rang wo da kai yan jie |
| [19:53.900] | You might even say that she " pulled a Monica." ni hai ke yi shuo ta gao le mo ni ka fei ji |
| [19:59.640] | She doesn' t know we switched it. ta bu zhi dao wo men gai guo le |
| [20:03.150] | And the next time you cater for me... xia ci ni bang wo ban wai hui |
| [20:07.150] | ... there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. leng dong ku li zhi hui you bing |
| [20:10.750] | That really means a lot. zhe shi hen da de gu li |
| [20:12.820] | Mom, don' t bite your nails! ma, bie yao zhi jia |
| [20:18.830] | zhong yang ka fei guan |
| [20:24.100] | Hello, Chandler. qian de ni hao a |
| [20:27.940] | I love you. wo ai ni |
| [20:30.870] | What' s going on? zen me hui shi? |
| [20:36.180] | No, he doesn' t! shao lai le |
| [20:40.880] | Two hours, that lasted. tuo le 2 xiao shi |
| [20:44.050] | So did you break up with Joanna? suo yi ni gen qiao an na fen shou le ma? |
| [20:46.220] | I think so. ying gai shi ba |
| [20:47.790] | It' s good you got out, before she blew up like Vesuvius. xing hao ta gen wei su wei yi yang bao zha zhi qian ni jiu shan le |
| [20:52.700] | The volcano? na zuo huo shan? |
| [20:54.500] | Speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent igneous rock formation! dui, jiang dao huo shan nei xie huo cheng yan hai zhen bao li |
| [21:00.540] | What? shen me? |
| [21:01.740] | Lava spewing, hot ash. rong yan luan pen, re hui luan fei |
| [21:04.680] | Of course, some are dormant. bu guo you xie shi xiu mian huo shan |
| [21:06.680] | Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? ni zen me tu ran liao qi huo shan lai le? |
| [21:11.250] | What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? ni men xiang liao shen me? huo ti jie pou? |
| [21:14.920] | The vas deferens? shu jing guan? |
| [21:17.650] | The Vietnam War? yue zhan? |
| [21:19.860] | Did anyone see that documentary on the Korean War? you ren kan na bu han zhan ji lu pian ma? |
| [21:25.430] | Korea' s a beautiful country. han guo na me mei |
| [21:27.360] | With such a sad history. ming yun que hao bei can |
| [21:30.430] | Could there be more Kims? you hao duo xing jin de |
| [21:41.750] | Who' s out there? Me! Good morning! wai mian shi shui? shi wo, zao an |
| [21:44.210] | Could you come in here, please? rui qiu, ni neng bu neng jin lai yi xia? |
| [21:46.280] | Sure! They didn' t have poppyseed bagels... hao mei you ying su zi bei guo le |
| [21:50.050] | ... so I have sesame Oh, my word! suo yi wo mai zhi ma tian na |
| [21:54.730] | I' ve had a slight office mishap. wo chu le yi dian ban gong shi zai nan |
| [21:58.860] | Could you get the key for me? qing ba men hou de yao shi na gei wo hao |
| [22:11.440] | lf you could. Oh, I' m sorry! ma fan ni dui bu qi |
| [22:16.750] | You can tell your friend Chandler we' re definitely broken up this time! gao su ni de peng you qian de wo men zhe ci jue dui shi fen shou le |
| [00:00.000] | |
| [00:03.750] | We are so in luck! wǒ men zǒu yùn le |
| [00:05.520] | Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff in the basement! fáng dōng shuō zhèi xiē hǎo dōng xī dōu kě yǐ gěi wǒ men |
| [00:08.550] | Wait right there. děng yī xià |
| [00:10.390] | Oh, no. I' m paddling away. bù xíng, wǒ yào huà zǒu le |
| [00:16.330] | Really? We got all this rusty crap for free? zhēn de? zhèi xiē shēng xiù de lā jī bú yào qián? |
| [00:21.400] | This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And some of it is not even popped. hái yǒu yī duī pào pào mián yǒu xiē wán quán méi jǐ guò |
| [00:33.910] | Could we be more white trash? wǒ men zhēn shì bái rén lā jī |
| [00:37.850] | The One with the Cuffs běn jí bō chū:" ài de shǒu kào" |
| [01:25.160] | How desperate am l? wǒ zhēn shì jué wàng tòu le |
| [01:27.430] | Good thing Chandler' s not here. He always wins at this game. xìng hǎo qián dé bù zài, shuí yě cǎn bù guò tā |
| [01:31.670] | I just told my mom I' d cater her party. wǒ gāng dā yìng bāng wǒ mā de yàn huì bàn wài huì |
| [01:34.070] | How come? I need the money. wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ xū yào qián |
| [01:36.610] | It' d be a great way to get rid of that last smidgen of selfrespect. ér qiě zhè yàng zhèng hǎo kě yǐ pāo kāi zuì hòu yī sī zì zūn |
| [01:41.450] | I think this is a good thing. bié zhè yàng, zhè shì hǎo shì a |
| [01:43.420] | Mom wouldn' t have hired you if you weren' t good. yào bú shì jué de nǐ xíng, mā bú huì zhǎo nǐ |
| [01:47.520] | You don' t have to stick up for her. She can' t hear you. nǐ bù bì tì tā shuō huà, tā tīng bu dào |
| [01:54.060] | Do you have any juice? nǐ men yǒu guǒ zhī ma? |
| [01:55.690] | Just pickle. zhǐ yǒu yān huáng guā zhī |
| [01:58.830] | Funny story. I bumped into Joanna yesterday. ruì qiū, shuō lái hǎo xiào wǒ zuó tiān zài lù shàng yù jiàn qiáo ān nà |
| [02:03.330] | My boss, Joanna? That must have been awkward. wǒ de shàng sī qiáo ān nà? yí dìng hěn gān gà |
| [02:06.170] | Actually, she asked me if I wanted a drink. shì shí shàng tā zhǎo wǒ yì qǐ qù hē jiǔ |
| [02:10.640] | You didn' t say yes to that, did you? nǐ méi yǒu dā yìng ba? |
| [02:14.850] | méi yǒu |
| [02:17.120] | Hello, Rachel. ruì qiū |
| [02:25.860] | What is she doing here? tā zài zhè lǐ gàn shén me? |
| [02:33.600] | Last time you went out with her you said she was a dud! wǒ bù dǒng nǐ shàng cì gēn tā yuē huì shí shuō tā hěn wú liáo |
| [02:37.270] | I judged her too quickly. This time, we took it to the next level. wǒ tài kuài xià dìng lùn le zhè cì wǒ men jìn zhǎn dào xià yī ge jiē duàn |
| [02:45.340] | Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now. wǒ shàng cì chà diǎn bèi chǎo yóu yú nǐ mǎ shàng gěi wǒ zuò gè liǎo jié |
| [02:50.080] | It' s not an everyday occurrence! zhè kě bú shì měi tiān dū yǒu de shì |
| [02:52.450] | Usually I' m in there by myself. tōng cháng wǒ dōu yí ge rén shuì |
| [03:01.860] | Promise. dā yìng wǒ |
| [03:03.360] | Rachel, aren' t you running late? No ruì qiū, nǐ kuài chí dào le ba? méi yǒu a |
| [03:05.500] | You are if you pick me up a bagel. Okay. yǒu, nǐ hái yào bāng wǒ mǎi bèi guǒ hǎo |
| [03:09.530] | Promise you will end this now. qián dé, dā yìng wǒ gēn tā fēn shǒu |
| [03:13.470] | I promise. I' ll end it. Thank you. hǎo, wǒ huì gēn tā fēn shǒu xiè xiè |
| [03:16.510] | I hope you know what I' m giving up. bù guò wǒ de xī shēng hěn dà |
| [03:18.810] | She' s not just the boss in your office. You know what I mean? tā kě bù zhǐ shì nǐ de shàng sī, dǒng ma? |
| [03:27.020] | Sorry. I knew what he meant. duì bù qǐ, wǒ dǒng |
| [03:34.290] | How' s the hired help? wài huì dà chú máng dé zěn yàng? |
| [03:36.490] | Doing great. Quiches are coming along. hěn shùn lì, rǔ lào huǒ tuǐ xiàn bǐng kuài hǎo le |
| [03:39.130] | What' s this? Blue nail polish? zhè shì shén me? lán sè zhǐ jia yóu? |
| [03:42.400] | I thought it was cute. duì, wǒ jué de hěn hǎo kàn |
| [03:44.340] | It' s what your grandmother' s hands looked like when we found her. nǐ nǎi nǎi sǐ hòu zhǐ jia jiù shì zhè gè yán sè |
| [03:50.810] | Let me ask you a question. wǒ wèn nǐ yí gè wèn tí |
| [03:53.380] | Why did you hire me? nǐ wèi shí me zhǎo wǒ? |
| [03:55.010] | Richard raved about the food at his party... lǐ chá yī zhí shuō tā de pài duì cān diǎn hěn bàng |
| [03:59.880] | Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was nice. hòu lái wǒ tīng shuō nà chǎng tóng zhì hūn lǐ de cài hěn hǎo |
| [04:03.560] | I assume you didn' t sleep with anyone there. nǐ yīng gāi méi gēn nèi xiē rén shuì jiào ba |
| [04:06.560] | At least that would be something. qǐ mǎ hěn tè bié |
| [04:10.760] | Oh, my God! Did you hear that? tiān na! nǐ tīng dào le ma? |
| [04:13.600] | She hired me because she thinks I' m good. tā shì jué de wǒ hěn xíng cái zhǎo wǒ |
| [04:18.740] | I didn' t hear that. wǒ méi tīng dào zhè gè |
| [04:21.270] | She didn' t hire me out of pity. tā bú shì zài kě lián wǒ |
| [04:23.710] | It wasn' t so she could pick on me. She actually thinks I' m good. bú shì xiǎng zài péng yǒu miàn qián diāo wǒ tā shì zhēn de jué de wǒ xíng |
| [04:29.280] | And hey, it' s cool if you' re a lesbian. hái yǒu, rú guǒ nǐ shì tóng zhì jiù tài kù le |
| [04:47.130] | Good afternoon. Are you the decisionmaker of the house? wǔ ān, nǐ shì zhè lǐ de jiā zhǎng ma? |
| [04:56.610] | Do you currently own a set of encyclopedias? nǐ mù qián yōng yǒu yī tào bǎi kē quán shū ma? |
| [05:04.150] | Actually, I' m not buying. I' m selling. wǒ bú shì yào mǎi, wǒ shì yào mài |
| [05:07.220] | Let me ask you one question. wǒ wèn nǐ yí gè wèn tí |
| [05:09.590] | Do your friends ever have a conversation... nǐ shì fǒu céng zài péng yǒu men liáo tiān shí |
| [05:12.320] | ... and you just nod along, not sure what they' re talking about? zhǐ néng gēn zhe diǎn tóu què gǎo bu dǒng tā men zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [05:28.570] | I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. wǒ jué de tā yīng gāi dé nuò bèi ěr jiǎng |
| [05:31.510] | cái guài |
| [05:35.010] | It was like the Algonquin kids' table. hěn xiàng ā ěr gāng jīng zú xiǎo hái de zhuō zi |
| [05:41.820] | Excuse me. I' m sorry. bào qiàn, duì bù qǐ |
| [05:43.620] | You haven' t said anything for about two minutes. nǐ fā le dà yuē 2 fēn bàn zhōng de dāi |
| [05:46.820] | Are you at all interested? nǐ dào dǐ yǒu méi yǒu xìng qù? |
| [05:50.260] | Come on in. yǒu qǐng jìn |
| [05:55.170] | That' s weird. What? guài le shén me? |
| [05:56.830] | Your nails. nǐ de jiǎ zhǐ jia |
| [06:02.770] | I meant, it' s weird that you only have nine now. wǒ shì shuō nǐ xiàn zài zhǐ yǒu jiǔ gè zhǐ jia |
| [06:08.880] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [06:11.550] | Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [06:13.120] | I had them when I put wǒ zhī qián yào kǎo |
| [06:15.050] | Oh, my God! It' s in the quiche! tiān na, zài xiàn bǐng lǐ miàn |
| [06:18.190] | Oh, my God! Okay, don' t panic. wán le! hǎo, bú yào huāng |
| [06:20.460] | I' ll go buy you a new set of nails. wǒ qù bāng nǐ mǎi yī zǔ xīn zhǐ jia |
| [06:22.690] | No one will know, and you' ll look great! méi yǒu rén huì zhī dào, nǐ hái shì hěn měi |
| [06:27.330] | It' s because they' re going to eat That' s the problem. nǐ shì pà tā men huì chī dào |
| [06:32.400] | Honey, don' t bite your nails. nǚ ér, bié yǎo zhǐ jia |
| [06:37.340] | Please don' t freak out. nǐ bié fā biāo |
| [06:40.080] | There' s a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups. bù guò mǒu gè xiàn bǐng lǐ yǒu yī piàn jiǎ zhǐ jia |
| [06:43.650] | And there' s no way to know which one. ér qiě wú cóng zhǎo qǐ |
| [06:48.420] | And whoever finds it wins the prize! zhǎo dào de rén kě yǐ zhōng dà jiǎng |
| [06:53.090] | I' m not freaking out. wǒ bú huì fā biāo |
| [06:54.660] | Why are you laughing? Now your father owes me 5. nǐ zài xiào shén me? méi shì, nǐ bà shū wǒ 5 kuài qián |
| [06:59.400] | You bet I' d lose a nail? nǐ dǔ wǒ huì diào zhǐ jia? |
| [07:00.930] | Don' t be silly. I just bet that I' d need these. bié shǎ le wǒ zhǐ shì dǔ wǒ huì yòng shàng zhè gè |
| [07:04.570] | Frozen lasagnas? lěng dòng qiān céng miàn? |
| [07:08.170] | You bet that I' d screw up? nǐ dǔ wǒ huì gǎo zá? |
| [07:10.610] | All that stuff about how I was good nǐ hái shuō shí mǒ wǒ hěn xíng |
| [07:13.410] | No, that was all true. bù, nà dōu shì zhēn de |
| [07:15.050] | This was just in case you " pulled a Monica." zhè zhǐ shì pà nǐ gǎo mó nī kǎ fēi jī |
| [07:18.520] | You promised Dr. Weinberg you' d never use that phrase. nǐ dā yìng xīn lǐ yī shēng bù zài zhè me shuō |
| [07:22.250] | Come on. Have a sense of humor. bài tuō, yǒu diǎn yōu mò gǎn ma |
| [07:24.360] | You' re never able to laugh at yourself. nǐ zǒng shì bù dǒng de zì cháo |
| [07:27.020] | That' s right. shì a |
| [07:29.360] | My mom has no faith in me! That' s hilarious! wǒ mā duì wǒ méi xìn xīn, hǎo hǎo xiào ō |
| [07:34.530] | I don' t get it. nǎ lǐ hǎo xiào? |
| [07:37.470] | No. I have faith. bù, wǒ duì nǐ yǒu xìn xīn |
| [07:39.440] | No. You have lasagnas! bù, nǐ yǒu de shì qiān céng miàn |
| [07:48.750] | The ruined quiches are ready! huǐ diào de xiàn bǐng hǎo le |
| [07:59.590] | I really don' t think we should be doing this. Okay. wǒ men bù gāi zhè me zuò hǎo |
| [08:06.600] | It just doesn' t feel like we' re breaking up. zhè zhǒng gǎn jué bù xiàng shì fēn shǒu |
| [08:10.370] | No, we are. I' m sad. shì fēn shǒu a, wǒ hǎo shāng xīn ō |
| [08:14.410] | hǎo ba |
| [08:21.050] | Can you wait till tomorrow? All right. kě yǐ děng dào míng tiān ma? hǎo ba |
| [08:25.480] | Unbelievable! zhēn shì shuài dāi le |
| [08:28.000] | Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [08:30.560] | That was my boss. I have to go. bú shì, wǒ dé qù jiàn wǒ de lǎo bǎn hǎo |
| [08:34.830] | What are you doing? nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [08:36.190] | I' m getting dressed. Why? chuān yī fu wèi shí me? |
| [08:38.560] | When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage. guāng zhe zǒu zài lù shàng huì bèi rēng dōng xī |
| [08:42.330] | Wait. I want to show you something. děng yī xià, gěi nǐ kàn gè dōng xī |
| [08:45.540] | What is it? shén me dōng xī? |
| [08:47.040] | Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. bié rén sòng de yí gè xiǎo dào jù |
| [08:50.170] | Put your hands together. bǎ shǒu hé zài yì qǐ |
| [08:53.410] | You' re not the boss of me. nǐ yòu bú shì wǒ de lǎo bǎn |
| [08:57.480] | Yeah, you are. nǐ shì |
| [09:02.390] | Saucy! fěn là ō |
| [09:09.260] | I' ll be back in two minutes. wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [09:12.600] | You' re going to leave me like this? nǐ yào zhè yàng bǎ wǒ guà zhe? |
| [09:14.930] | Knowing you' re here waiting for me. I think it' s exciting, don' t you? zhī dào nǐ zài děng wǒ gǎn jué hěn lìng rén xīng fèn |
| [09:19.700] | If you don' t come back soon... hǎo, dàn yào shì nǐ bù mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [09:22.440] | ... there' s pretty much nothing I can do about it! wǒ yě bù néng zěn me yàng |
| [09:31.050] | Great. I' ll keep it in my butt with your nose. hěn hǎo, wǒ huì bǎ tā tiē zhe |
| [09:41.230] | That' s weird. She locked the door. qí guài, tā bǎ mén suǒ shàng le |
| [09:43.290] | You know why? She' s got the bonus list in there. nǐ zhī dào wèi shí me? lǐ miàn yǒu shèng dàn jiǎng jīn míng dān |
| [09:46.500] | I saw her working on it today. wǒ zǎo shàng kàn dào tā zài dǎ |
| [09:49.300] | Swear you won' t tell. hǎo, nǐ kě bié shuō chū qù |
| [09:54.210] | You want to see the list? nǐ xiǎng kàn míng dān ma? xiǎng |
| [10:10.520] | How are you? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [10:34.580] | Hello, Joanna wèi, qiáo ān nà |
| [10:38.220] | office. bàn gōng shì |
| [10:41.550] | I' m sorry. I' ll be a little longer. duì bù qǐ, wǒ hái yào yī zhèn zi |
| [10:44.090] | How little? A couple hours. duō jiǔ? 2 gè xiǎo shí, wǒ jí sǐ le |
| [10:46.860] | This isn' t funny. Get back here now! yì diǎn yě bù hǎo wán, mǎ shàng gěi wǒ huí lái |
| [10:49.430] | I can' t! Why not? wǒ méi bàn fǎ wèi shí me? |
| [10:50.800] | I' m in my boss' car. wǒ zài wǒ lǎo bǎn de chē shàng |
| [10:52.860] | What? Tunnel! shén me? jìn suì dào le |
| [11:12.320] | What? zěn yàng? |
| [11:13.550] | Rachel, could I see you for a moment? ruì qiū, nǐ jìn lái yī xià |
| [11:23.560] | Okay, here' s the situation. hǎo, xiàn zài shì zhè yàng |
| [11:26.400] | The keys to the cuffs are on the door. shǒu kào de yào shi guà zài mén shàng |
| [11:28.930] | Could you be a doll... nǐ néng bù néng xíng xíng hǎo |
| [11:30.400] | ... and grab them and scoot on over here and unlock me? ná le yào shi chōng guò lái bāng wǒ jiě tào? |
| [11:35.040] | And on a totally separate subject, that' s a lovely pantsuit. tí wài huà: hǎo piào liàng de tào zhuāng |
| [11:41.050] | You promised you would break up with her. nǐ dā yìng yào gēn tā fēn shǒu de |
| [11:44.280] | I did break up with her! She just took it really, really well! wǒ gēn tā fēn shǒu la zhǐ bù guò tā fēn de hěn kuáng yě |
| [11:50.660] | Jeopardizing my career never entered your mind? nǐ dōu méi xiǎng guò zhè yàng huì pò huài wǒ de shì yè? |
| [11:54.430] | It did enter my mind. wǒ xiǎng guò a |
| [11:56.030] | But then something happened that made it shoot right out. dàn hòu lái de shì ràng zhè gè niàn tou fēi le |
| [12:01.530] | You got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out. nǐ hài zì jǐ bèi kào zhù, jiù zì jǐ tuō kùn |
| [12:07.300] | I can' t get myself right out of them. bù, wǒ méi bàn fǎ zì jǐ tuō kùn |
| [12:09.940] | You must have me confused with the " Amazing Chandler"! nǐ bǎ wǒ gēn tuō táo dà shī qián dé gǎo hùn le |
| [12:22.120] | All right! This is it! qián dé! hǎo, gòu le |
| [12:23.650] | Never see her again. bù zhǔn nǐ zài jiàn tā |
| [12:25.660] | Never! yǒng yuǎn |
| [12:30.190] | Give me back my Walkman! bǎ suí shēn tīng huán gěi wǒ wǒ |
| [12:34.370] | I never borrowed it. wǒ méi jiè guò |
| [12:37.000] | Then I lost it. Buy me one! nà jiù shì wǒ nòng diū le, mǎi yī tái gěi wǒ |
| [12:45.280] | Does it hurt? huì tòng ma? |
| [12:46.880] | No, I always see guys do this when handcuffs are taken off. wǒ zhǐ shì kàn bié rén dōu huì āi yī shēng |
| [12:53.050] | Hello, sweet pants! qīn ài de kù zi |
| [12:56.320] | Wait! What will you tell Joanna? màn zhe! nǐ yào zěn me gēn qiáo ān nà shuō? |
| [12:58.860] | About what? shuō shí mǒ? |
| [13:00.090] | She' ll see you' re gone and know I let you out, and I' ll get fired! tā kàn nǐ zǒu le huì zhī dào shì wǒ fàng de wǒ huì bèi jiě gù |
| [13:04.900] | I' ll tell a lie! I' m good at lying! wǒ huì sā huǎng, wǒ zuì huì sā huǎng le |
| [13:07.030] | I actually did borrow your Walkman! wǒ dí què jiè le nǐ de suí shēn tīng |
| [13:09.530] | She' ll know I have a key to her office. xíng bù tōng de, tā huì zhī dào wǒ yǒu yào shi |
| [13:12.600] | I' ve got to lock you back up. wǒ dé bǎ nǐ kào huí qù |
| [13:15.540] | I don' t think so. nǐ bié xiǎng |
| [13:28.690] | This is much better. zhè yàng hǎo duō le |
| [13:32.890] | Here' s somebody interesting. zhè gè rén hěn yǒu yì sī |
| [13:35.590] | What do you know about Van Gogh? nǐ duì fàn gǔ rèn shi duō shǎo? |
| [13:38.700] | He cut off his ear. And? tā gē diào zì jǐ de ěr duǒ hái yǒu ne? |
| [13:41.530] | I' m out. méi le |
| [13:43.600] | He painted that. zhè shì tā huà de |
| [13:46.740] | That' s pretty nice. bù lài ma |
| [13:48.470] | I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked. wǒ yǐ wéi tā shì fá zì jǐ huà bù hǎo |
| [13:51.640] | What else you got in there? Let' s see.... hái yǒu shén me? wǒ kàn kàn |
| [13:54.910] | Where does the Pope live? ln the woods. jiào zōng zhù zài nǎ lǐ? sēn lín lǐ |
| [13:59.120] | Wait, that' s the joke answer. děng děng, nà shi kāi wán xiào de |
| [14:02.390] | Actually, it' s Vatican City. tā zhù zài fàn dì gāng |
| [14:04.790] | Now, what do you know about vulcanized rubber? nǐ zhī dào shén me shì liú huà xiàng jiāo? lìng yì bǎo xiǎn tào |
| [14:08.660] | Spock' s birth control. jié yù yòng pǐn |
| [14:12.730] | You need these books. nǐ xū yào zhè tào shū |
| [14:22.410] | This used to be your room? zhè lǐ shì nǐ de jiù fáng jiān? |
| [14:24.580] | You must have been in really good shape as a kid. nǐ xiǎo shí hòu yí dìng hěn jiàn měi |
| [14:30.410] | I' m such an idiot! wǒ zhēn shì gè bái chī |
| [14:33.320] | I can' t believe I thought she could change. wǒ jū rán yǐ wéi tā huì gǎi biàn |
| [14:36.490] | Who cares what your mom thinks? shuí guǎn nǐ niáng zěn me xiǎng? |
| [14:39.360] | So you " pulled a Monica." gǎo mó nī kǎ fēi jī yòu zěn yàng |
| [14:42.660] | I' m glad that' s catching on. zhè jù huà hái zhēn liú xíng |
| [14:45.030] | Why does that have to be a bad thing? Just change what it means. shuí shuō zhè yí dìng yào shì huài huà? qù gǎi biàn tā de yì yì |
| [14:49.370] | Prove your mother wrong. qù zhèng míng nǐ mā shì cuò de |
| [14:51.200] | You finish the job, and we' ll call that " pulling a Monica." nǐ bǎ gōng zuò shùn lì wán chéng wǒ men jiù guǎn tā jiào gǎo mó nī kǎ fēi jī |
| [14:55.840] | What? shén me? |
| [14:57.610] | If a kid gets straight A' s, his parents say," You pulled a Monica." xiǎo hái měi yī kē dōu ná A, fù mǔ huì shuō " nǐ gǎo le mó nī kǎ fēi jī" |
| [15:04.450] | A fireman saves a baby, and they go," He pulled a Monica." xiāo fáng yuán jiù chū yí gè bǎo bǎo dà jiā huì shuō" tā gǎo mó nī kǎ fēi jī" |
| [15:10.220] | Someone hits a homer, and they say, " That one' s out of here." yǒu rén dǎ quán lěi dǎ, bō bào yuán huì shuō " zhè shì yī zhī hóng bù ràng" |
| [15:14.230] | Because some things don' t change. yǒu xiē shì shì bú huì biàn de |
| [15:17.860] | All right. I' ll go down there. hǎo, wǒ yào xià lóu qù |
| [15:20.460] | I won' t serve the lasagna. I' ll serve what I make. wǒ bù shàng qiān céng miàn wǒ yào shàng wǒ zuò de cài |
| [15:32.840] | My breasts are really strong. wǒ dí zhēn yǒu lì |
| [15:42.650] | I have to get you locked back up. I' m so going to lose my job! qián dé, bài tuō, wǒ dé bǎ nǐ kào huí qù wǒ de fàn wǎn kuài bù bǎo le |
| [15:47.590] | She' s very private about her office! tā hěn zài yì bàn gōng shì de yǐn sī quán |
| [15:50.660] | Now I know why! wǒ zǒng suàn zhī dào yuán yīn le |
| [15:53.030] | You' re in trouble either way. nǐ bù guǎn zěn yàng dōu yǒu má fán |
| [15:55.170] | If she sees me locked to this... tā kàn jiàn wǒ bèi kào zài guì zi shàng |
| [15:57.600] | ... she' ll know you were here. You might as well let me go. jiù huì zhī dào nǐ jìn lái guò nǐ hái bù rú ràng wǒ zǒu |
| [16:03.940] | I' ll clean your bathroom for a month. Still won' t be clean. wǒ bāng nǐ xǐ yù shì 1 gè yuè hái shì xǐ bù gān jìng |
| [16:08.110] | All I want is my freedom. wǒ zhǐ yào wǒ de zì yóu |
| [16:11.920] | Foot rubs for a month! Freedom! róu jiǎo 1 gè yuè zì yóu |
| [16:18.020] | Why won' t you hear me! Sophie, help me! nǐ wèi shí me bù tīng sū fēi, jiù jiù wǒ |
| [16:20.760] | Sophie, sit! sū fēi, zuò xià |
| [16:22.760] | zì yóu |
| [16:24.700] | Would you just calm down?! qǐng nǐ lěng jìng hǎo ma |
| [16:33.900] | I' m going to say this for the last time. wǒ zài shuō zuì hòu yī cì |
| [16:36.910] | Would you please just néng bù néng qǐng nǐ |
| [16:43.650] | There' s a lot I didn' t know about vomit. wǒ duì ǒu tù de liǎo jiě hái zhēn shǎo |
| [16:50.050] | In a minute. děng yī xià |
| [16:53.220] | So what do you say? nǐ jué de rú hé? |
| [16:54.890] | You get the whole set of encyclopedias for 1200. 1200 yuán yōng yǒu zhěng tào bǎi kē quán shū |
| [16:58.730] | That works out to just 50 bucks a book. píng jūn yī běn cái 50 yuán |
| [17:01.830] | 1200? 1200? |
| [17:05.340] | You think I have 1200? nǐ jué de wǒ yǒu 1200 ma? |
| [17:08.170] | I' m home during the day... wǒ dà bái tiān wō zài jiā lǐ |
| [17:10.070] | ... and I got patio furniture in my living room. hái yòng liáng yǐ yáng sǎn dāng jiā jù |
| [17:14.350] | There' s a few things you don' t get from book learning. yǒu xiē shì shì shū shàng xué bú dào de |
| [17:18.250] | Well, what can you swing? nǐ néng còu chū duō shǎo? |
| [17:20.750] | How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time? 0 tóu qī kuǎn, yuè fù 0 yuán rú hé? |
| [17:25.820] | You don' t have anything? nǐ shén me dōu méi yǒu? |
| [17:28.460] | You want to see what I got? nǐ xiǎng kàn wǒ yǒu shén me? hǎo |
| [17:31.000] | I got a baby Tootsie Roll... wǒ yǒu yí gè qiǎo kè lì bàng |
| [17:34.300] | ... a movie stub, keys, a Kleenex... yī zhāng diàn yǐng piào gēn yào shi miàn zhǐ |
| [17:40.040] | ... a rock... yí kuài xiǎo shí tou |
| [17:44.710] | Okay, I get the picture. Thanks for your time. hǎo, wǒ dǒng le, dān wù nǐ le |
| [17:49.010] | And a fifty. hé yī zhāng 50 yuán |
| [17:51.420] | These must be Chandler' s pants. zhè yí dìng shì qián dé de kù zi |
| [17:54.180] | For 50 you can get one book. 50 yuán kě yǐ mǎi yī běn |
| [17:56.350] | What will it be? A? B? C? nǐ yào nǎ yī běn? A? B? C? |
| [17:59.360] | I' ll stick with the V. wǒ hái shì mǎi V hǎo le |
| [18:01.190] | I want to see how this bad boy turns out. wǒ xiǎng kàn kàn jié jú rú hé |
| [18:07.700] | I will buy and wrap all of your Christmas gifts! wǒ bāng nǐ mǎi hé bāo shèng dàn lǐ wù |
| [18:13.070] | I' ll squeeze you fresh orange juice every morning! wǒ měi tiān zǎo shàng bāng nǐ zhà liǔ chéng zhī |
| [18:16.870] | With extra pulp? Yeah. yǒu guǒ ròu? yǒu |
| [18:18.510] | bú yào |
| [18:23.580] | I' ve got it! wǒ zhī dào le |
| [18:25.250] | You don' t have it. nǐ cái bù zhī dào |
| [18:27.680] | I have so got it! wǒ wán quán zhī dào le |
| [18:30.150] | There will be rumors about this. No way to stop it. zhè jiàn shì huì chuán chū qù, dǎng yě dǎng bú zhù |
| [18:33.360] | Sophie, Monica and Phoebe know. sū fēi zhī dào mó nī kǎ fēi bǐ zhī dào |
| [18:35.590] | How do they know? I called them. tā men zěn me huì zhī dào? wǒ dǎ gěi tā men le |
| [18:39.000] | When they ask me what I saw... dāng tā men wèn wǒ kàn dào shén me |
| [18:41.430] | ... I can be very generous... wǒ kě yǐ hěn dà fāng |
| [18:46.270] | ... or very stingy. yě kě yǐ hěn xiǎo qì |
| [18:50.610] | Go on. shuō xià qù |
| [18:52.210] | I can make you a legend. wǒ kě yǐ ràng nǐ chéng wéi chuán qí |
| [18:54.910] | I can make you this generation' s Milton Berle. wǒ kě yǐ ràng nǐ chéng wéi xiàn dài táng huáng |
| [18:59.680] | And Milton Berle has Not compared to you. ér táng huáng gēn běn bǐ bù shǎng nǐ |
| [19:08.130] | They' re not even touching the lasagna. zěn yàng? kè rén pèng dōu méi pèng qiān céng miàn |
| [19:10.530] | They love your casserole! zhēn de? tā men hǎo xǐ huān nǐ de shā guō |
| [19:19.370] | Everyone seems to like your dish. dà jiā dōu hěn xǐ huān nǐ zuò de cài |
| [19:22.070] | And you? nà nǐ ne? |
| [19:23.770] | I thought it was... wǒ jué de |
| [19:26.740] | ... quite tasty. hěn hǎo chī |
| [19:29.480] | So if everyone liked it, and you liked it... yào shì dà jiā dōu xǐ huān, nǐ yě xǐ huān |
| [19:32.650] | ... that would make this a success. Which would make you.... nà jiù dài biǎo hěn chéng gōng, ér nǐ jiù shì |
| [19:36.250] | A bitch? è pó niáng? |
| [19:39.220] | I meant " wrong," but we can use your word. wǒ xiǎng shuō" nǐ jiù cuò le" dàn nǐ de shuō fǎ yě xíng |
| [19:43.160] | Yes, well, I was wrong. duì, wǒ cuò le |
| [19:45.900] | And I have to say... wǒ bì xū yào shuō |
| [19:48.900] | ... you really impressed me today. nǐ ràng wǒ dà kāi yǎn jiè |
| [19:53.900] | You might even say that she " pulled a Monica." nǐ hái kě yǐ shuō tā gǎo le mó nī kǎ fēi jī |
| [19:59.640] | She doesn' t know we switched it. tā bù zhī dào wǒ men gǎi guò le |
| [20:03.150] | And the next time you cater for me... xià cì nǐ bāng wǒ bàn wài huì |
| [20:07.150] | ... there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. lěng dòng kù lǐ zhǐ huì yǒu bīng |
| [20:10.750] | That really means a lot. zhè shì hěn dà de gǔ lì |
| [20:12.820] | Mom, don' t bite your nails! mā, bié yǎo zhǐ jia |
| [20:18.830] | zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
| [20:24.100] | Hello, Chandler. qián dé nǐ hǎo a |
| [20:27.940] | I love you. wǒ ài nǐ |
| [20:30.870] | What' s going on? zěn me huí shì? |
| [20:36.180] | No, he doesn' t! shǎo lái le |
| [20:40.880] | Two hours, that lasted. tuō le 2 xiǎo shí |
| [20:44.050] | So did you break up with Joanna? suǒ yǐ nǐ gēn qiáo ān nà fēn shǒu le ma? |
| [20:46.220] | I think so. yīng gāi shì ba |
| [20:47.790] | It' s good you got out, before she blew up like Vesuvius. xìng hǎo tā gēn wéi sū wēi yí yàng bào zhà zhī qián nǐ jiù shǎn le |
| [20:52.700] | The volcano? nà zuò huǒ shān? |
| [20:54.500] | Speaking of volcanoes, man, are they a violent igneous rock formation! duì, jiǎng dào huǒ shān nèi xiē huǒ chéng yán hái zhēn bào lì |
| [21:00.540] | What? shén me? |
| [21:01.740] | Lava spewing, hot ash. róng yán luàn pēn, rè huī luàn fēi |
| [21:04.680] | Of course, some are dormant. bù guò yǒu xiē shì xiū mián huǒ shān |
| [21:06.680] | Why are you talking about volcanoes all of a sudden? nǐ zěn me tū rán liáo qǐ huǒ shān lái le? |
| [21:11.250] | What do you want to talk about? Vivisection? nǐ men xiǎng liáo shén me? huó tǐ jiě pōu? |
| [21:14.920] | The vas deferens? shū jīng guǎn? |
| [21:17.650] | The Vietnam War? yuè zhàn? |
| [21:19.860] | Did anyone see that documentary on the Korean War? yǒu rén kàn nà bù hán zhàn jì lù piān ma? |
| [21:25.430] | Korea' s a beautiful country. hán guó nà me měi |
| [21:27.360] | With such a sad history. mìng yùn què hǎo bēi cǎn |
| [21:30.430] | Could there be more Kims? yǒu hǎo duō xìng jīn de |
| [21:41.750] | Who' s out there? Me! Good morning! wài miàn shì shuí? shì wǒ, zǎo ān |
| [21:44.210] | Could you come in here, please? ruì qiū, nǐ néng bù néng jìn lái yī xià? |
| [21:46.280] | Sure! They didn' t have poppyseed bagels... hǎo méi yǒu yīng sù zǐ bèi guǒ le |
| [21:50.050] | ... so I have sesame Oh, my word! suǒ yǐ wǒ mǎi zhī má tiān na |
| [21:54.730] | I' ve had a slight office mishap. wǒ chū le yì diǎn bàn gōng shì zāi nàn |
| [21:58.860] | Could you get the key for me? qǐng bǎ mén hòu de yào shi ná gěi wǒ hǎo |
| [22:11.440] | lf you could. Oh, I' m sorry! má fán nǐ duì bù qǐ |
| [22:16.750] | You can tell your friend Chandler we' re definitely broken up this time! gào sù nǐ de péng yǒu qián dé wǒ men zhè cì jué duì shì fēn shǒu le |
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