| [00:02.20] | Bye-bye. 再见 |
| [00:04.23] | I just got reservations at Michelle's... 我在米雪餐厅订好位子了… |
| [00:06.63] | and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate... 还有《音乐人》的票来庆祝… |
| [00:09.24] | our first holiday as a betrothed couple. 我们成为订婚夫妻后 第一个正式的节日 |
| [00:11.81] | -"Betrothed." -Betrothed couple. -“订婚” -订婚夫妻 |
| [00:15.74] | -Hi. -Hi. -嘿！ -嗨！ |
| [00:23.85] | Phoebe? 菲比？ |
| [00:25.22] | Skull? 骷髅头？ |
| [00:26.96] | Yeah, it's my mom's. 是啊，是我妈的 |
| [00:28.46] | Oh, my God! 我的天！ |
| [00:30.63] | No, no, no. It's not my mom. 不，不，不，不是我妈 |
| [00:32.93] | It belonged to my mom. 是属于我妈的 |
| [00:35.86] | She used to put it out every Christmas... 她以前每次耶诞节都会拿出来… |
| [00:38.43] | to remind us that even though it's Christmas, people still die. 要我们记得即使是耶诞节 人还是会死的 |
| [00:43.64] | And you can put candy in it. 可以放糖果在里面 |
| [00:50.88] | Licorice? 吃糖？ |
| [00:53.35] | Sure. 好啊 |
| [00:55.32] | -I get Ben for the holidays this year. -That's great! -今年班和我一起过节 -太好了！ |
| [00:58.79] | -Are you gonna dress up as Santa? -Nope. -你要扮成耶诞老公公吗？ -不 |
| [01:01.62] | I know Susan does every year. 我知道苏珊每年都这么做… |
| [01:03.56] | I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah. 可是今年我想教他了解光明节 |
| [01:06.66] | And maybe I could teach Ben... 也许我能教班… |
| [01:08.53] | about the Christmas skull and how people die. 有关耶诞骷髅头和人怎么死亡 |
| [01:11.63] | You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe. 你可以在今年教班认识菲比 |
| [01:19.24] | 嘿 |
| [01:26.28] | -Did you know he was in there? -No. -你知道他在里面吗？ -不知道 |
| [01:30.09] | -How long have we been home? -About half an hour. -我们回来多久了？ -大概半小时 |
| [01:33.09] | Lovely. 好极了 |
| [01:36.06] | The One With The Holiday Armadillo 本集播出：佳节犰狳 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:13.73] | （中央公园咖啡厅） |
| [02:15.63] | You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you... 你知道我在想什么？ 我们结婚后，你要不要… |
| [02:18.93] | change your name to "Bing"? 改挂夫姓“宾”？ |
| [02:21.57] | No. 不要 |
| [02:24.44] | Why not? 为什么不？ |
| [02:26.81] | Bing's weird. “宾”很奇怪 |
| [02:30.28] | Oh, hey, you guys. 你们好 |
| [02:33.62] | My landlord just called. My apartment's gonna be ready soon. 猜猜怎么着，我房东刚通知我 我的房子快好了 |
| [02:37.59] | I guess I'll be moving out. 我很快就会搬出去了 |
| [02:39.45] | Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you. 菲比，我会想念你的 |
| [02:41.29] | Yes, you will be very sad. 是啊，你会很伤心 |
| [02:44.83] | -I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. -You'll be living together again? -我要告诉瑞秋这个好消息 -你们要再一起住？ |
| [02:49.13] | -Why not? -She's having so much fun with Joey... -是啊，为什么不？ -她和乔伊住得很开心… |
| [02:52.03] | I assumed she'd still be living with him. 我以为她还会 继续和他住在一起 |
| [02:54.54] | Why do you think she's having so much fun? 为什么你认为 她和乔伊住得很开心？ |
| [02:57.37] | No reason, except she... 没为什么，只是... |
| [02:59.91] | told me. 她这么说 |
| [03:02.24] | She said she didn't want to live with me? 真的？她说她不要和我住？ |
| [03:04.81] | No. No, she didn't say that. 没有，她没这么说 |
| [03:07.68] | I think you should talk to Monica now. 我想你该和摩妮卡说话了 |
| [03:12.15] | Phoebe, I'm sure she wants to live with you. 菲比，别担心 我确定她想和你住的 |
| [03:14.76] | You're absolutely sure? 你确定？你很肯定？ |
| [03:16.49] | No, but I'll bet she probably does. 不，我打赌她大概会 |
| [03:19.16] | Oh, probably? 大概？ |
| [03:20.53] | I don't like that word. 我不喜欢这个字 |
| [03:23.23] | I know what "probably" really means. Yeah, yeah. 我知道“大概”真正的意思 是啊，是啊 |
| [03:26.94] | "Oh, your mom probably won't kill herself." “你妈大概不会自杀” |
| [03:31.41] | I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging my hopes... 对不起，我不要把我和瑞秋… |
| [03:34.04] | of Rachel and I living together on "probably." 住在一起的希望寄托在“大概”上面 |
| [03:37.01] | You gotta take care of yourself in this world. 人在这世上要自己照顾自己 |
| [03:39.78] | History teaches us nothing. 历史教训完全没用 |
| [03:44.72] | Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it? “宾”现在不是那么奇怪了吧？ |
| [03:53.16] | You're home. 太好了，你在家 |
| [03:54.40] | Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas? 猜猜菲比送我什么耶诞礼物 |
| [04:05.41] | -Drums? -No, drums! -鼓？ -不，鼓！ |
| [04:13.98] | Could we get two burritos to go, please? 请给我们两个墨西哥卷外带 |
| [04:19.19] | I'm sorry. But not that sorry, you don't have to live with it. 抱歉，不过没那么抱歉 因为你不用和他在一起生活 |
| [04:23.06] | We have a reservation under Bing. 我们用钱德宾的名字订了位子 |
| [04:25.26] | Okay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes. 好的，大约再45分钟 |
| [04:29.20] | 45 minutes? We have tickets to The Music Man at 8. 45分钟？《音乐人》的票是8点的 |
| [04:32.33] | I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir. 抱歉，耶诞节是最忙的时候 |
| [04:35.47] | Is this because of the burrito thing? 这是因为墨西哥卷的玩笑吗？ |
| [04:40.24] | -You need to give him money. -Give him money? It was a joke! -要给他钱 -给他钱？那只是个玩笑！ |
| [04:43.91] | To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down. 不，为了我们的位子 这种地方都是死要钱的 |
| [04:47.58] | -Everybody wants a payoff. -All right, calm down, O'Malley. -每个人都要小费 -好，镇静下来 |
| [04:53.02] | -I'll slip him some money. -But you've got to be smooth. -我会塞钱给他 -可是要不着痕迹 |
| [04:56.49] | Hey, I can be smooth. 嘿，我可以不着痕迹 |
| [05:03.00] | We're in a hurry. If you could get us a table... 我们有点赶时间 如果可以让我们早一点… |
| [05:05.77] | a bit quicker, I'd appreciate it. 排到位子，我会很感激 |
| [05:07.97] | -Of course, sir. -Okay. -当然，先生 -好 |
| [05:12.31] | -How'd it go? -Had the money in the wrong hand. -怎么样？ -钱在另一只手里 |
| [05:21.82] | You don't feel... 你会不会… |
| [05:23.02] | -Like you're gonna throw up? -No. -想吐？ -不会 |
| [05:25.19] | Well, I do. So let's... 我会，我们… |
| [05:28.96] | So, Ben, you... 班，你… |
| [05:32.06] | You know what holiday is coming up? 你知道快过节了，对不对？ |
| [05:34.70] | Christmas. 耶诞节 |
| [05:35.90] | Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up? 对，你知道另一个节日也要到了？ |
| [05:39.27] | Christmas Eve. 耶诞夜 |
| [05:41.90] | Yes, but also... 对，但… |
| [05:46.04] | Hanukkah! 光明节也是！ |
| [05:49.28] | See, you're part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday. 你是一半犹太人 光明节是犹太人的节日 |
| [05:52.71] | Santa has reindeers that can fly. 耶诞老公公有会飞的縻鹿 |
| [05:55.68] | Right, but on Hanukkah.. 对，但在光明节… |
| [05:57.35] | Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. 光明节是庆祝一个奇迹 |
| [05:59.79] | Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees. 很多年前，有一群人叫做犸加伯人 |
| [06:05.43] | Okay, that's right. Yes... 好，对，是的… |
| [06:07.40] | but on Hanukkah, we sing: 但在光明节，我们唱的是： |
| [06:16.10] | Okay, it's not a contest. 好，这不是比赛 |
| [06:19.04] | When is Santa coming? 耶诞老公公什么时候来？ |
| [06:21.84] | How about this year, instead of Santa... 这样好不好，今年我们 不要耶诞老公公… |
| [06:25.61] | we have fun celebrating Hanukkah? 我们来庆祝光明节？ |
| [06:28.72] | No Santa? 没有耶诞老公公？ |
| [06:30.59] | Was I bad? 我不乖吗？ |
| [06:32.45] | No, no, no, you weren't bad. You've been very good, Ben. 不，不，你没有不乖 你今年很乖，班 |
| [06:36.62] | -Santa's mad at me. -No, hey, hey, come on. -耶诞老公公生我的气 -不是，嘿，嘿 |
| [06:40.19] | Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? 班，耶诞老公公 没有生你的气，好吗？ |
| [06:42.83] | You're his favorite little guy. 你是他最喜欢的小孩 |
| [06:45.10] | So Santa's coming? 耶诞老公公会来啰？ |
| [06:48.87] | Yes! 对！ |
| [06:50.77] | Santa's coming. 耶诞老公公会来 |
| [06:56.98] | It's easy. Just keep it casual. 很简单，保持轻松 |
| [06:59.55] | Shake his hand and give him the money. 说句好话，和他握手，塞钱给他 |
| [07:03.25] | -How do you know so much about this? -I don't know. -你怎么这么了解？ -我不知道 |
| [07:06.92] | Richard used to do it, didn't he? 理查以前常这么做，是不是？ |
| [07:09.86] | We'd be eating our soup right now. 我们现在可能已经在喝汤了 |
| [07:13.13] | Mustached bastard. 可恶的小胡子 |
| [07:16.86] | Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. 这些人刚走，快，给他钱 |
| [07:21.27] | Excuse me. 对不起 |
| [07:29.41] | 我们赶时间，可不可以…？ |
| [07:50.60] | So you like the drums. 你喜欢鼓 |
| [07:52.90] | That's great. 真好 |
| [07:56.50] | I was worried that they would create maybe... 我本来还担心它们会造成… |
| [07:59.84] | an unbearable living situation. 无法忍耐的居住状况 |
| [08:02.31] | But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay! 好吧，看来没有，好！ |
| [08:05.91] | Hey, we already learned a song. 菲比，我们学会了一首歌 |
| [08:08.05] | Ready? One, two, three, four. 准备好了？1，2，3，4 |
| [08:13.15] | Tequila! 塔奇拉！ |
| [08:17.46] | That's fun. 真好玩 |
| [08:26.33] | Here you go. 来了 |
| [08:27.67] | Thank you, Gunther. Put her there. 谢谢，阿甘，放在这里 |
| [08:32.67] | Definitely not easier with coins. 用铜板没有更容易些 |
| [08:36.54] | -Thank you. -Thank you. -谢谢 -谢谢 |
| [08:40.78] | Hey, Phoebe. -菲比 -嘿 |
| [08:42.25] | Here. Now I only owe you $49.50. 给你，现在我欠你49块半 |
| [08:46.79] | Hey, Phoebe... 菲比… |
| [08:48.32] | if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building... 如果你要送乔伊 毁掉整栋楼的耶诞礼物… |
| [08:52.33] | why not something more subtle... 何不送更微妙一点的… |
| [08:54.63] | Like a wrecking ball... 像是铁锤… |
| [08:56.13] | or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway? 或是天花病毒散播在走廊上？ |
| [08:59.80] | It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes... 不只是鼓的声音，每5分钟… |
| [09:02.94] | Joey throws his sticks in the air... 乔伊把鼓棒丢到空中… |
| [09:05.44] | and I have to hear: "Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!" 然后我就会听到： “我的眼睛！我的眼睛！” |
| [09:08.61] | -I mean, it's so annoying. -Yes, thank you. -烦死人了 -谢谢你 |
| [09:11.38] | You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums. 你看，这是正常人对鼓的反应 |
| [09:16.88] | You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel... 菲比，你送乔伊鼓是为了烦瑞秋… |
| [09:20.15] | so she wouldn't want to live there anymore? 让她不想继续住在那里？ |
| [09:23.12] | Maybe on some level. 可能有一点 |
| [09:33.30] | You could just not throw the sticks up in the air. 乔伊，你知道你不用丢鼓棒的 |
| [09:36.70] | What is rock 'n' roll about that? 那怎么能算是摇滚乐呢？ |
| [09:40.51] | Hey, Joey, I got you another present. 乔伊，送你另一个礼物 |
| [09:45.25] | Hold it! Before you tell me what it is... 等一下！先不要告诉我是什么… |
| [09:51.32] | Okay, what is it? 是什么？ |
| [09:53.12] | It's a... 是一只… |
| [09:54.36] | tarantula! 毒蜘蛛！ |
| [10:01.26] | God, Rachel, I'm sorry. What was I thinking... 瑞秋，抱歉，我在想什么… |
| [10:05.17] | giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider... 送乔伊这么一个 恶心的，可怕的蜘蛛… |
| [10:08.54] | in such a poorly constructed cage? 还用这么一个松散的笼子？ |
| [10:12.74] | What are you talking about? I love them. 你在说什么？我喜欢它 |
| [10:17.24] | I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it. 我小时候就有一只 后来我的猫咪吃掉了它 |
| [10:21.72] | And then my cat died. 然后猫咪死了 |
| [10:24.95] | But, Joey, isn't this cool? 乔伊，这不是很酷吗？ |
| [10:26.72] | Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. I got.. 在我身上吗？ 我觉得它在我身上，我… |
| [10:32.53] | Oh, isn't that adorable? 不是很可爱吗？ |
| [10:34.30] | Joey is afraid of the tarantula. 乔伊怕蜘蛛 |
| [10:37.57] | He's so adorable. 他好可爱呦 |
| [10:39.23] | He's so much fun. 老天，他很好玩 |
| [10:40.67] | I'm glad you're having so much fun here. 乔伊是最棒的 很高兴你在这里住得很开心 |
| [10:43.47] | Wait a minute. 等一下 |
| [10:44.94] | What's the matter? 怎么回事？ |
| [10:46.94] | Our apartment is ready. 我们的房子好了 |
| [10:49.28] | And that makes you angry because...? 你不高兴因为…？ |
| [10:53.55] | Because you'd rather live here with Joey. 因为你比较想和乔伊住在这里 |
| [10:56.45] | -Where did you get that? -Monica and Chandler... -你为什么这么想？ -摩妮卡和钱德… |
| [10:59.25] | said you were having so much fun here... 说你和乔伊住得很开心… |
| [11:01.79] | and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that. 而且不管是鼓还是毒蜘蛛 都不会改变这点 |
| [11:08.43] | Did you get all this stuff for Joey... 菲比，你送乔伊这些东西… |
| [11:10.60] | to try to drive me out of the apartment? 是要让我不想住在这里？ |
| [11:14.40] | You might as well have gotten him a fish. 你还不如送他一条鱼 |
| [11:16.94] | You know how fish freak me out. 你知道我有多怕鱼 |
| [11:20.51] | Fish. 鱼 |
| [11:23.14] | But it wouldn't have mattered. We're gonna live together. 这些都不重要，我们会一起住的 |
| [11:26.58] | We're roommates. That's the deal. 我们是室友，讲好的 |
| [11:28.22] | Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me. 对，可是我希望你想和我一起住 |
| [11:31.12] | But if you're having so much fun over here.. 可是如果你在这里住得这么开心… |
| [11:34.16] | It's so much more fun with you. 和你在一起更开心 |
| [11:36.26] | -We did have fun, didn't we? -We did. -我们住一起时很开心，是不？ -对啊，好玩得不得了 |
| [11:39.49] | They say, if we want, we could see it tonight. 他们说如果要的话，今晚可以去看 |
| [11:42.66] | -I would love to. -Yay, okay! -好啊 -好，好！ |
| [11:44.87] | -Good, good, good. -Great. All right. Good. -好，好 -好 |
| [11:48.00] | And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop. 摩妮卡要我停止鼓声 |
| [11:56.24] | Done. 好了 |
| [12:00.08] | （万圣节探险，面具大师） |
| [12:04.62] | Hello, sir. You here to return those pants? 你好，要退还那件裤子吗？ |
| [12:13.53] | No, these are my pants. 不，这是我的裤子 |
| [12:17.53] | Okay. 是 |
| [12:19.57] | -How can I help you? -Do you have a Santa outfit left? -需要什么？ -还有没有耶诞老公公衣服？ |
| [12:23.40] | Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man. 耶诞节前两天？抱歉 |
| [12:25.97] | Okay, look. Do you have anything Christmas-y? 好吧，有没有什么 比较算是耶诞节的？ |
| [12:29.88] | I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him. 我答应了我儿子，不想让他失望 |
| [12:33.78] | Come on, you gotta have something. 你们一定有的 |
| [12:37.49] | I'm the Holiday Armadillo! 我是佳节犰狳！ |
| [12:42.69] | I'm a friend of Santa's... 我是耶诞老公公的朋友… |
| [12:44.83] | and he sent me here to wish you... 他要我来祝你… |
| [12:47.86] | a merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！ |
| [12:51.70] | What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo? 耶诞老公公怎么了，佳节犰狳？ |
| [12:56.44] | Santa was unavailable... 耶诞老公公没有空… |
| [12:59.07] | so close to Christmas. 在这么接近耶诞节的时候 |
| [13:03.04] | Come in, have a seat. 请进，请坐 |
| [13:04.81] | You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas. 你一定累坏了，大老远从德州跑来 |
| [13:11.82] | -Texas? -That's right, Ben. -德州？ -对，班 |
| [13:14.32] | I'm Santa's representative... 我是耶诞老公公的… |
| [13:16.32] | for all the Southern states. 西南州代表 |
| [13:20.36] | And Mexico! 还有墨西哥！ |
| [13:25.07] | But Santa sent me here... 耶诞老公公要我来这里… |
| [13:26.87] | to give you these presents, Ben. 送礼物给你 |
| [13:30.70] | Maybe the lady will help me with these presents. 这位小姐可以帮我拿礼物 |
| [13:49.42] | Wow, thanks! 谢谢！ |
| [13:50.86] | You're welcome, Ben. 不客气，班 |
| [13:52.43] | Merry Christmas. 耶诞快乐 |
| [13:55.56] | And happy Hanukkah! 光明节快乐！ |
| [14:00.27] | Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I'm part Jewish. 你也为光明节而来吗？ 因为我是一半犹太人 |
| [14:03.94] | You are? Me too. 你是？我也是 |
| [14:07.81] | Because armadillos also wandered in the desert? 因为犰狳也在沙漠里晃荡？ |
| [14:13.81] | You want to wander in the hall? 你想在走廊晃荡吗？ |
| [14:18.02] | Hey, Ben! 班！ |
| [14:20.19] | What if the Holiday Armadillo... 佳节犰狳… |
| [14:22.62] | told you all about the Festival of Lights? 跟你说光之节的故事好吗？ |
| [14:26.33] | Cool! 酷！ |
| [14:27.60] | Come on, Ben. 来，班 |
| [14:32.47] | Years and years ago... 很多年以前… |
| [14:35.10] | there were these people called... 有一群人，叫做… |
| [14:37.54] | -the Maccabees! -Ho, ho, ho! -犸加伯人！ -呵！呵！呵！ |
| [14:39.91] | Merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！ |
| [14:44.51] | Santa! -耶诞老公公！ -嘿！ |
| [14:48.12] | What are you doing here, Santa? 你来干什么，耶诞老公公？ |
| [14:53.05] | Well, I'm here to see my old buddy, Ben. 我来看我的老朋友班 |
| [14:56.42] | What are you doing here... 你在这儿干什么… |
| [14:58.33] | Weird Turtle Man? 怪乌龟人？ |
| [15:04.00] | I'm the Holiday Armadillo... 我是佳节犰狳… |
| [15:07.07] | your part-Jewish friend. 你的半犹太人朋友 |
| [15:11.94] | You sent me here to give Ben some presents. 你要我来送礼物给班 |
| [15:15.88] | Remember? 记得吗？ |
| [15:19.18] | What? 什么？ |
| [15:23.15] | Did you bring me any presents, Santa? 耶诞老公公，你有带礼物给我吗？ |
| [15:25.55] | You bet I did, Ben. 当然有，班 |
| [15:27.39] | Put her there. 放在这里 |
| [15:33.96] | Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren't so damn small. 如果不是他的手太小，会成功的 |
| [15:41.40] | Ho, ho, ho! 呵！呵！呵！ |
| [15:44.41] | Ben, come open more gifts. 班，来开礼物 |
| [15:46.27] | The armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen. 耶诞老公公，佳节犰狳和我 要在厨房谈一谈 |
| [15:49.98] | There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. 我绝对想不到会说出这句话 |
| [15:54.25] | What are you doing? 你在干什么？ |
| [15:55.75] | You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume... 你告诉每个人说 你找不到耶诞老公公衣服… |
| [15:59.35] | so I borrowed one from a guy at work. 所以我向同事借了一件 |
| [16:01.89] | Thank you, but you gotta leave. 谢谢，你必须离开 |
| [16:04.69] | -Why? -Because... -为什么？ -因为… |
| [16:06.26] | I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah... 我终于让他对光明节有兴趣… |
| [16:09.26] | and you're wrecking it. 而你正在破坏 |
| [16:10.90] | But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly. 可是我还没摇我的胜子呢 |
| [16:18.11] | I'm sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me. 抱歉，钱德，这对我很重要 |
| [16:22.88] | Fine, I'll give the suit back. 好，我去还这件衣服 |
| [16:26.71] | Hey, you think you can keep it another night? 你可以再多借一晚吗？ |
| [16:32.72] | Santa, really? 耶诞老公公？真的？ |
| [16:35.22] | Yeah, is that okay? 是啊，可以吗？ |
| [16:37.22] | Did your dad ever dress up like Santa? 你爸有扮过耶诞老公公吗？ |
| [16:41.63] | -No. -Then it's okay! -没有 -那就可以！ |
| [16:46.30] | Okay, Ben. Santa has to go. 班，耶诞老公公要走了 |
| [16:48.64] | Say goodbye. 说再见 |
| [16:50.34] | No, why does he have to go? 不要，他为什么要走？ |
| [16:53.31] | Because if Santa and the Holiday... 因为耶诞老公公和佳节… |
| [16:57.85] | Armadillo... 犰狳… |
| [17:01.75] | are ever in the same room for too long... 如果在同一个房子里太久… |
| [17:04.35] | the universe will implode! 宇宙会爆炸！ |
| [17:09.09] | Merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！ |
| [17:12.86] | No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa. 不要，为什么不是犰狳走呢？ 我要耶诞老公公 |
| [17:19.10] | Fine, I give up. Santa.. 好，我放弃，耶诞老公公… |
| [17:21.07] | Santa can stay! 耶诞老公公可以留下来！ |
| [17:25.51] | Well, I'll stay... 我留下来… |
| [17:26.77] | but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah. 因为我想听光明节的故事 |
| [17:31.21] | Ben, will you sit here with Santa... 班，你要不要和耶诞老公公… |
| [17:33.88] | and learn about Hanukkah? 一起坐下来听光明节的故事？ |
| [17:36.22] | Okay, Santa. 好的 |
| [17:39.32] | -Thank you. -You're welcome. -谢谢 -不客气 |
| [17:41.12] | All right, it's time... 好，来听… |
| [17:43.39] | for the story of Hanukkah. 光明节的故事 |
| [17:47.29] | Years and years ago... 很多年以前… |
| [17:49.23] | there were these people called the Maccabees! 有一群人叫犸加伯人！ |
| [17:53.63] | Merry Christmas! 耶诞快乐！ |
| [18:05.05] | Oh, wow, look at this place! 看看这地方！ |
| [18:11.22] | Oh, this is terrible. 真糟糕 |
| [18:13.55] | They've made so many changes... 他们改了很多… |
| [18:15.49] | I can't even feel my grandmother's presence anymore. 我感受不到我祖母的存在 |
| [18:19.16] | Oh, new sconces! 新的烛台！ |
| [18:22.26] | -Oh, my God! -What? -我的天！ -怎么？ |
| [18:24.70] | Remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall... 记得你告诉我你祖母要做一道墙… |
| [18:28.54] | -to make that into two bedrooms? -Yeah. -来隔成两间房？ -对 |
| [18:30.94] | And that the landlord might find out... 房东可能会发现… |
| [18:33.44] | -and then tear it down? -Yeah? -把它拆了？ -对？ |
| [18:36.41] | Do you really not know where I'm going? 你真的不知道我说这些的原因？ |
| [18:40.25] | It left. It's one huge room. 墙没有了，是一间大房间 |
| [18:42.22] | Oh, no! 哦，不！ |
| [18:46.25] | Wow! 哇！ |
| [18:49.36] | See? 看到了？ |
| [18:50.92] | I guess we'll have to put the wall back up. 我们必须要把墙弄回来 |
| [18:53.46] | -You can't, with the new skylight. -There's a skylight? -不行，因为新的天窗 -有天窗？ |
| [18:58.30] | Wow! 哇！ |
| [19:00.77] | So should we start looking for a new place? 我们该怎么办？要开始找新地方吗？ |
| [19:07.61] | You know, I'm sensing... 我感到… |
| [19:09.18] | that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. 我祖母可能不喜欢那样 |
| [19:14.88] | Oh, yeah? 是吗？ |
| [19:16.28] | Starting to feel her again there, are we? 又能感觉到她了，是吗？ |
| [19:19.89] | -A little bit. Yeah. -Yeah. -有一点，对 -是 |
| [19:22.82] | Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone? 菲比，你祖母是不是说 你应该一个人住这里？ |
| [19:26.93] | You heard it too? You have the gift. 你也听见了？你有天份 |
| [19:31.10] | Phoebe, it's okay. 菲比，没关系 |
| [19:33.23] | I like living with Joey. 我喜欢和乔伊住 |
| [19:35.50] | -Are you sure? -Please. I hate packing... -你确定吗？ -拜托，我讨厌打包… |
| [19:38.01] | it's closer to work. 那里离公司比较近 |
| [19:39.77] | And we do have fun. 我们在一起很开心 |
| [19:42.91] | Although, I'm really gonna miss living with you. 虽然我真的会想念和你住在一起 |
| [19:46.61] | -Oh, me too. -I know. -我也是 -我知道 |
| [19:50.72] | Did you hear that? 等一下，你有没有听到？ |
| [19:52.25] | I'm getting something from your grandmother. 听，我听到你祖母说话 |
| [19:55.12] | She said since you get to keep the one-bedroom apartment... 她说既然你要一个人住这里… |
| [19:58.93] | you should give Rachel the purple chair. 你该把那把紫色椅子给瑞秋 |
| [20:04.77] | No, I do not hear that. 没有，我没有听到 |
| [20:08.37] | And the miracle was that that little bit of oil... 奇迹在于那一点点的油… |
| [20:11.64] | that should have lasted just one day, burned for.... 应该只够烧一天的，却烧了… |
| [20:15.68] | -Eight whole days. -That's right. -整整8天 -对 |
| [20:17.81] | And that's why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. 这就是为什么我们 今天庆祝光明节，故事完结 |
| [20:21.98] | -Awesome. -Yeah. -好棒 -是啊 |
| [20:24.32] | My favorite part... 我最喜欢的部份… |
| [20:25.69] | was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. 是超人救出全埃及的犹太人 |
| [20:33.86] | The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part. 犰狳不是那么喜欢那部份 |
| [20:39.57] | Okay, Ben, it's time to light... 班，该来点… |
| [20:42.27] | the Hanukkah candles! 光明节蜡烛！ |
| [20:54.15] | 嘿 |
| [20:55.92] | Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. 哇！好像是复活节兔子的葬礼 |
| [21:02.56] | Come on, come on. We're lighting the candles. 来，来，我们要点蜡烛 |
| [21:10.20] | I understand why Superman is here... 我了解为什么超人在这里… |
| [21:12.33] | but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny's funeral? 但为什么有豪猪 参加复活节兔子的葬礼？ |
| [21:24.04] | -You get it? -I got it. -你弄好了吗？ -弄好了 |
| [21:26.58] | Back in the cage? 它进笼子了没？ |
| [21:29.55] | It's back in the cage. 它在笼子里了 |
| [21:31.92] | Is the cage closed? 笼子关好了吗？ |
| [21:35.42] | Joey, will you just come out here and stop being such a baby! 乔伊，出来好吗？ 别像个小孩一样！ |
| [00:02.20] | Byebye. zai jian |
| [00:04.23] | I just got reservations at Michelle' s... wo zai mi xue can ting ding hao wei zi le |
| [00:06.63] | and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate... hai you yin yue ren de piao lai qing zhu |
| [00:09.24] | our first holiday as a betrothed couple. wo men cheng wei ding hun fu qi hou di yi ge zheng shi de jie ri |
| [00:11.81] | " Betrothed." Betrothed couple. " ding hun" ding hun fu qi |
| [00:15.74] | Hi. Hi. hei! hai! |
| [00:23.85] | Phoebe? fei bi? |
| [00:25.22] | Skull? ku lou tou? |
| [00:26.96] | Yeah, it' s my mom' s. shi a, shi wo ma de |
| [00:28.46] | Oh, my God! wo de tian! |
| [00:30.63] | No, no, no. It' s not my mom. bu, bu, bu, bu shi wo ma |
| [00:32.93] | It belonged to my mom. shi shu yu wo ma de |
| [00:35.86] | She used to put it out every Christmas... ta yi qian mei ci ye dan jie dou hui na chu lai |
| [00:38.43] | to remind us that even though it' s Christmas, people still die. yao wo men ji de ji shi shi ye dan jie ren hai shi hui si de |
| [00:43.64] | And you can put candy in it. ke yi fang tang guo zai li mian |
| [00:50.88] | Licorice? chi tang? |
| [00:53.35] | Sure. hao a |
| [00:55.32] | I get Ben for the holidays this year. That' s great! jin nian ban he wo yi qi guo jie tai hao le! |
| [00:58.79] | Are you gonna dress up as Santa? Nope. ni yao ban cheng ye dan lao gong gong ma? bu |
| [01:01.62] | I know Susan does every year. wo zhi dao su shan mei nian dou zhe me zuo |
| [01:03.56] | I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah. ke shi jin nian wo xiang jiao ta liao jie guang ming jie |
| [01:06.66] | And maybe I could teach Ben... ye xu wo neng jiao ban |
| [01:08.53] | about the Christmas skull and how people die. you guan ye dan ku lou tou he ren zen me si wang |
| [01:11.63] | You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe. ni ke yi zai jin nian jiao ban ren shi fei bi |
| [01:19.24] | hei |
| [01:26.28] | Did you know he was in there? No. ni zhi dao ta zai li mian ma? bu zhi dao |
| [01:30.09] | How long have we been home? About half an hour. wo men hui lai duo jiu le? da gai ban xiao shi |
| [01:33.09] | Lovely. hao ji le |
| [01:36.06] | The One With The Holiday Armadillo ben ji bo chu: jia jie qiu yu |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:13.73] | zhong yang gong yuan ka fei ting |
| [02:15.63] | You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you... ni zhi dao wo zai xiang shen me? wo men jie hun hou, ni yao bu yao |
| [02:18.93] | change your name to " Bing"? gai gua fu xing" bin"? |
| [02:21.57] | No. bu yao |
| [02:24.44] | Why not? wei shi me bu? |
| [02:26.81] | Bing' s weird. " bin" hen qi guai |
| [02:30.28] | Oh, hey, you guys. ni men hao |
| [02:33.62] | My landlord just called. My apartment' s gonna be ready soon. cai cai zen me zhao, wo fang dong gang tong zhi wo wo de fang zi kuai hao le |
| [02:37.59] | I guess I' ll be moving out. wo hen kuai jiu hui ban chu qu le |
| [02:39.45] | Phoebe, I' m gonna miss you. fei bi, wo hui xiang nian ni de |
| [02:41.29] | Yes, you will be very sad. shi a, ni hui hen shang xin |
| [02:44.83] | I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. You' ll be living together again? wo yao gao su rui qiu zhe ge hao xiao xi ni men yao zai yi qi zhu? |
| [02:49.13] | Why not? She' s having so much fun with Joey... shi a, wei shi me bu? ta he qiao yi zhu de hen kai xin |
| [02:52.03] | I assumed she' d still be living with him. wo yi wei ta hai hui ji xu he ta zhu zai yi qi |
| [02:54.54] | Why do you think she' s having so much fun? wei shi me ni ren wei ta he qiao yi zhu de hen kai xin? |
| [02:57.37] | No reason, except she... mei wei shi me, zhi shi... |
| [02:59.91] | told me. ta zhe me shuo |
| [03:02.24] | She said she didn' t want to live with me? zhen de? ta shuo ta bu yao he wo zhu? |
| [03:04.81] | No. No, she didn' t say that. mei you, ta mei zhe me shuo |
| [03:07.68] | I think you should talk to Monica now. wo xiang ni gai he mo ni ka shuo hua le |
| [03:12.15] | Phoebe, I' m sure she wants to live with you. fei bi, bie dan xin wo que ding ta xiang he ni zhu de |
| [03:14.76] | You' re absolutely sure? ni que ding? ni hen ken ding? |
| [03:16.49] | No, but I' ll bet she probably does. bu, wo da du ta da gai hui |
| [03:19.16] | Oh, probably? da gai? |
| [03:20.53] | I don' t like that word. wo bu xi huan zhe ge zi |
| [03:23.23] | I know what " probably" really means. Yeah, yeah. wo zhi dao" da gai" zhen zheng de yi si shi a, shi a |
| [03:26.94] | " Oh, your mom probably won' t kill herself." " ni ma da gai bu hui zi sha" |
| [03:31.41] | I' m sorry, but I' m not hanging my hopes... dui bu qi, wo bu yao ba wo he rui qiu |
| [03:34.04] | of Rachel and I living together on " probably." zhu zai yi qi de xi wang ji tuo zai" da gai" shang mian |
| [03:37.01] | You gotta take care of yourself in this world. ren zai zhe shi shang yao zi ji zhao gu zi ji |
| [03:39.78] | History teaches us nothing. li shi jiao xun wan quan mei yong |
| [03:44.72] | Bing doesn' t seem so weird now, does it? " bin" xian zai bu shi na me qi guai le ba? |
| [03:53.16] | You' re home. tai hao le, ni zai jia |
| [03:54.40] | Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas? cai cai fei bi song wo shen me ye dan li wu |
| [04:05.41] | Drums? No, drums! gu? bu, gu! |
| [04:13.98] | Could we get two burritos to go, please? qing gei wo men liang ge mo xi ge juan wai dai |
| [04:19.19] | I' m sorry. But not that sorry, you don' t have to live with it. bao qian, bu guo mei na me bao qian yin wei ni bu yong he ta zai yi qi sheng huo |
| [04:23.06] | We have a reservation under Bing. wo men yong qian de bin de ming zi ding le wei zi |
| [04:25.26] | Okay, we' ll have a table for you in about 45 minutes. hao de, da yue zai 45 fen zhong |
| [04:29.20] | 45 minutes? We have tickets to The Music Man at 8. 45 fen zhong? yin yue ren de piao shi 8 dian de |
| [04:32.33] | I' m sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir. bao qian, ye dan jie shi zui mang de shi hou |
| [04:35.47] | Is this because of the burrito thing? zhe shi yin wei mo xi ge juan de wan xiao ma? |
| [04:40.24] | You need to give him money. Give him money? It was a joke! yao gei ta qian gei ta qian? na zhi shi ge wan xiao! |
| [04:43.91] | To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down. bu, wei le wo men de wei zi zhe zhong di fang dou shi si yao qian de |
| [04:47.58] | Everybody wants a payoff. All right, calm down, O' Malley. mei ge ren dou yao xiao fei hao, zhen jing xia lai |
| [04:53.02] | I' ll slip him some money. But you' ve got to be smooth. wo hui sai qian gei ta ke shi yao bu zhao hen ji |
| [04:56.49] | Hey, I can be smooth. hei, wo ke yi bu zhao hen ji |
| [05:03.00] | We' re in a hurry. If you could get us a table... wo men you dian gan shi jian ru guo ke yi rang wo men zao yi dian |
| [05:05.77] | a bit quicker, I' d appreciate it. pai dao wei zi, wo hui hen gan ji |
| [05:07.97] | Of course, sir. Okay. dang ran, xian sheng hao |
| [05:12.31] | How' d it go? Had the money in the wrong hand. zen me yang? qian zai ling yi zhi shou li |
| [05:21.82] | You don' t feel... ni hui bu hui |
| [05:23.02] | Like you' re gonna throw up? No. xiang tu? bu hui |
| [05:25.19] | Well, I do. So let' s... wo hui, wo men |
| [05:28.96] | So, Ben, you... ban, ni |
| [05:32.06] | You know what holiday is coming up? ni zhi dao kuai guo jie le, dui bu dui? |
| [05:34.70] | Christmas. ye dan jie |
| [05:35.90] | Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up? dui, ni zhi dao ling yi ge jie ri ye yao dao le? |
| [05:39.27] | Christmas Eve. ye dan ye |
| [05:41.90] | Yes, but also... dui, dan |
| [05:46.04] | Hanukkah! guang ming jie ye shi! |
| [05:49.28] | See, you' re part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday. ni shi yi ban you tai ren guang ming jie shi you tai ren de jie ri |
| [05:52.71] | Santa has reindeers that can fly. ye dan lao gong gong you hui fei de mi lu |
| [05:55.68] | Right, but on Hanukkah.. dui, dan zai guang ming jie |
| [05:57.35] | Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. guang ming jie shi qing zhu yi ge qi ji |
| [05:59.79] | Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees. hen duo nian qian, you yi qun ren jiao zuo ma jia bo ren |
| [06:05.43] | Okay, that' s right. Yes... hao, dui, shi de |
| [06:07.40] | but on Hanukkah, we sing: dan zai guang ming jie, wo men chang de shi: |
| [06:16.10] | Okay, it' s not a contest. hao, zhe bu shi bi sai |
| [06:19.04] | When is Santa coming? ye dan lao gong gong shen me shi hou lai? |
| [06:21.84] | How about this year, instead of Santa... zhe yang hao bu hao, jin nian wo men bu yao ye dan lao gong gong |
| [06:25.61] | we have fun celebrating Hanukkah? wo men lai qing zhu guang ming jie? |
| [06:28.72] | No Santa? mei you ye dan lao gong gong? |
| [06:30.59] | Was I bad? wo bu guai ma? |
| [06:32.45] | No, no, no, you weren' t bad. You' ve been very good, Ben. bu, bu, ni mei you bu guai ni jin nian hen guai, ban |
| [06:36.62] | Santa' s mad at me. No, hey, hey, come on. ye dan lao gong gong sheng wo de qi bu shi, hei, hei |
| [06:40.19] | Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? ban, ye dan lao gong gong mei you sheng ni de qi, hao ma? |
| [06:42.83] | You' re his favorite little guy. ni shi ta zui xi huan de xiao hai |
| [06:45.10] | So Santa' s coming? ye dan lao gong gong hui lai luo? |
| [06:48.87] | Yes! dui! |
| [06:50.77] | Santa' s coming. ye dan lao gong gong hui lai |
| [06:56.98] | It' s easy. Just keep it casual. hen jian dan, bao chi qing song |
| [06:59.55] | Shake his hand and give him the money. shuo ju hao hua, he ta wo shou, sai qian gei ta |
| [07:03.25] | How do you know so much about this? I don' t know. ni zen me zhe me liao jie? wo bu zhi dao |
| [07:06.92] | Richard used to do it, didn' t he? li cha yi qian chang zhe me zuo, shi bu shi? |
| [07:09.86] | We' d be eating our soup right now. wo men xian zai ke neng yi jing zai he tang le |
| [07:13.13] | Mustached bastard. ke wu de xiao hu zi |
| [07:16.86] | Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. zhei xie ren gang zou, kuai, gei ta qian |
| [07:21.27] | Excuse me. dui bu qi |
| [07:29.41] | wo men gan shi jian, ke bu ke yi? |
| [07:50.60] | So you like the drums. ni xi huan gu |
| [07:52.90] | That' s great. zhen hao |
| [07:56.50] | I was worried that they would create maybe... wo ben lai huan dan xin ta men hui zao cheng |
| [07:59.84] | an unbearable living situation. wu fa ren nai de ju zhu zhuang kuang |
| [08:02.31] | But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay! hao ba, kan lai mei you, hao! |
| [08:05.91] | Hey, we already learned a song. fei bi, wo men xue hui le yi shou ge |
| [08:08.05] | Ready? One, two, three, four. zhun bei hao le? 1, 2, 3, 4 |
| [08:13.15] | Tequila! ta qi la! |
| [08:17.46] | That' s fun. zhen hao wan |
| [08:26.33] | Here you go. lai le |
| [08:27.67] | Thank you, Gunther. Put her there. xie xie, a gan, fang zai zhe li |
| [08:32.67] | Definitely not easier with coins. yong tong ban mei you geng rong yi xie |
| [08:36.54] | Thank you. Thank you. xie xie xie xie |
| [08:40.78] | Hey, Phoebe. fei bi hei |
| [08:42.25] | Here. Now I only owe you 49. 50. gei ni, xian zai wo qian ni 49 kuai ban |
| [08:46.79] | Hey, Phoebe... fei bi |
| [08:48.32] | if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building... ru guo ni yao song qiao yi hui diao zheng dong lou de ye dan li wu |
| [08:52.33] | why not something more subtle... he bu song geng wei miao yi dian de |
| [08:54.63] | Like a wrecking ball... xiang shi tie chui |
| [08:56.13] | or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway? huo shi tian hua bing du san bo zai zou lang shang? |
| [08:59.80] | It' s not just the drum noise. Every five minutes... bu zhi shi gu de sheng yin, mei 5 fen zhong |
| [09:02.94] | Joey throws his sticks in the air... qiao yi ba gu bang diu dao kong zhong |
| [09:05.44] | and I have to hear: " Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!" ran hou wo jiu hui ting dao: " wo de yan jing! wo de yan jing!" |
| [09:08.61] | I mean, it' s so annoying. Yes, thank you. fan si ren le xie xie ni |
| [09:11.38] | You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums. ni kan, zhe shi zheng chang ren dui gu de fan ying |
| [09:16.88] | You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel... fei bi, ni song qiao yi gu shi wei le fan rui qiu |
| [09:20.15] | so she wouldn' t want to live there anymore? rang ta bu xiang ji xu zhu zai na li? |
| [09:23.12] | Maybe on some level. ke neng you yi dian |
| [09:33.30] | You could just not throw the sticks up in the air. qiao yi, ni zhi dao ni bu yong diu gu bang de |
| [09:36.70] | What is rock ' n' roll about that? na zen me neng suan shi yao gun yue ne? |
| [09:40.51] | Hey, Joey, I got you another present. qiao yi, song ni ling yi ge li wu |
| [09:45.25] | Hold it! Before you tell me what it is... deng yi xia! xian bu yao gao su wo shi shen me |
| [09:51.32] | Okay, what is it? shi shen me? |
| [09:53.12] | It' s a... shi yi zhi |
| [09:54.36] | tarantula! du zhi zhu! |
| [10:01.26] | God, Rachel, I' m sorry. What was I thinking... rui qiu, bao qian, wo zai xiang shen me |
| [10:05.17] | giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider... song qiao yi zhe me yi ge e xin de, ke pa de zhi zhu |
| [10:08.54] | in such a poorly constructed cage? hai yong zhe me yi ge song san de long zi? |
| [10:12.74] | What are you talking about? I love them. ni zai shuo shi mo? wo xi huan ta |
| [10:17.24] | I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it. wo xiao shi hou jiu you yi zhi hou lai wo de mao mi chi diao le ta |
| [10:21.72] | And then my cat died. ran hou mao mi si le |
| [10:24.95] | But, Joey, isn' t this cool? qiao yi, zhe bu shi hen ku ma? |
| [10:26.72] | Is it on me? I feel like it' s on me. I got.. zai wo shen shang ma? wo jue de ta zai wo shen shang, wo |
| [10:32.53] | Oh, isn' t that adorable? bu shi hen ke ai ma? |
| [10:34.30] | Joey is afraid of the tarantula. qiao yi pa zhi zhu |
| [10:37.57] | He' s so adorable. ta hao ke ai you |
| [10:39.23] | He' s so much fun. lao tian, ta hen hao wan |
| [10:40.67] | I' m glad you' re having so much fun here. qiao yi shi zui bang de hen gao xing ni zai zhe li zhu de hen kai xin |
| [10:43.47] | Wait a minute. deng yi xia |
| [10:44.94] | What' s the matter? zen me hui shi? |
| [10:46.94] | Our apartment is ready. wo men de fang zi hao le |
| [10:49.28] | And that makes you angry because...? ni bu gao xing yin wei? |
| [10:53.55] | Because you' d rather live here with Joey. yin wei ni bi jiao xiang he qiao yi zhu zai zhe li |
| [10:56.45] | Where did you get that? Monica and Chandler... ni wei shi me zhe me xiang? mo ni ka he qian de |
| [10:59.25] | said you were having so much fun here... shuo ni he qiao yi zhu de hen kai xin |
| [11:01.79] | and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that. er qie bu guan shi gu hai shi du zhi zhu dou bu hui gai bian zhe dian |
| [11:08.43] | Did you get all this stuff for Joey... fei bi, ni song qiao yi zhei xie dong xi |
| [11:10.60] | to try to drive me out of the apartment? shi yao rang wo bu xiang zhu zai zhe li? |
| [11:14.40] | You might as well have gotten him a fish. ni hai bu ru song ta yi tiao yu |
| [11:16.94] | You know how fish freak me out. ni zhi dao wo you duo pa yu |
| [11:20.51] | Fish. yu |
| [11:23.14] | But it wouldn' t have mattered. We' re gonna live together. zhei xie dou bu zhong yao, wo men hui yi qi zhu de |
| [11:26.58] | We' re roommates. That' s the deal. wo men shi shi you, jiang hao de |
| [11:28.22] | Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me. dui, ke shi wo xi wang ni xiang he wo yi qi zhu |
| [11:31.12] | But if you' re having so much fun over here.. ke shi ru guo ni zai zhe li zhu de zhe me kai xin |
| [11:34.16] | It' s so much more fun with you. he ni zai yi qi geng kai xin |
| [11:36.26] | We did have fun, didn' t we? We did. wo men zhu yi qi shi hen kai xin, shi bu? dui a, hao wan de bu de le |
| [11:39.49] | They say, if we want, we could see it tonight. ta men shuo ru guo yao de hua, jin wan ke yi qu kan |
| [11:42.66] | I would love to. Yay, okay! hao a hao, hao! |
| [11:44.87] | Good, good, good. Great. All right. Good. hao, hao hao |
| [11:48.00] | And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop. mo ni ka yao wo ting zhi gu sheng |
| [11:56.24] | Done. hao le |
| [12:00.08] | wan sheng jie tan xian, mian ju da shi |
| [12:04.62] | Hello, sir. You here to return those pants? ni hao, yao tui huan na jian ku zi ma? |
| [12:13.53] | No, these are my pants. bu, zhe shi wo de ku zi |
| [12:17.53] | Okay. shi |
| [12:19.57] | How can I help you? Do you have a Santa outfit left? xu yao shen me? hai you mei you ye dan lao gong gong yi fu? |
| [12:23.40] | Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man. ye dan jie qian liang tian? bao qian |
| [12:25.97] | Okay, look. Do you have anything Christmasy? hao ba, you mei you shen me bi jiao suan shi ye dan jie de? |
| [12:29.88] | I promised my son, and I really don' t want to disappoint him. wo da ying le wo er zi, bu xiang rang ta shi wang |
| [12:33.78] | Come on, you gotta have something. ni men yi ding you de |
| [12:37.49] | I' m the Holiday Armadillo! wo shi jia jie qiu yu! |
| [12:42.69] | I' m a friend of Santa' s... wo shi ye dan lao gong gong de peng you |
| [12:44.83] | and he sent me here to wish you... ta yao wo lai zhu ni |
| [12:47.86] | a merry Christmas! ye dan kuai le! |
| [12:51.70] | What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo? ye dan lao gong gong zen me le, jia jie qiu yu? |
| [12:56.44] | Santa was unavailable... ye dan lao gong gong mei you kong |
| [12:59.07] | so close to Christmas. zai zhe me jie jin ye dan jie de shi hou |
| [13:03.04] | Come in, have a seat. qing jin, qing zuo |
| [13:04.81] | You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas. ni yi ding lei huai le, da lao yuan cong de zhou pao lai |
| [13:11.82] | Texas? That' s right, Ben. de zhou? dui, ban |
| [13:14.32] | I' m Santa' s representative... wo shi ye dan lao gong gong de |
| [13:16.32] | for all the Southern states. xi nan zhou dai biao |
| [13:20.36] | And Mexico! hai you mo xi ge! |
| [13:25.07] | But Santa sent me here... ye dan lao gong gong yao wo lai zhe li |
| [13:26.87] | to give you these presents, Ben. song li wu gei ni |
| [13:30.70] | Maybe the lady will help me with these presents. zhe wei xiao jie ke yi bang wo na li wu |
| [13:49.42] | Wow, thanks! xie xie! |
| [13:50.86] | You' re welcome, Ben. bu ke qi, ban |
| [13:52.43] | Merry Christmas. ye dan kuai le |
| [13:55.56] | And happy Hanukkah! guang ming jie kuai le! |
| [14:00.27] | Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I' m part Jewish. ni ye wei guang ming jie er lai ma? yin wei wo shi yi ban you tai ren |
| [14:03.94] | You are? Me too. ni shi? wo ye shi |
| [14:07.81] | Because armadillos also wandered in the desert? yin wei qiu yu ye zai sha mo li huang dang? |
| [14:13.81] | You want to wander in the hall? ni xiang zai zou lang huang dang ma? |
| [14:18.02] | Hey, Ben! ban! |
| [14:20.19] | What if the Holiday Armadillo... jia jie qiu yu |
| [14:22.62] | told you all about the Festival of Lights? gen ni shuo guang zhi jie de gu shi hao ma? |
| [14:26.33] | Cool! ku! |
| [14:27.60] | Come on, Ben. lai, ban |
| [14:32.47] | Years and years ago... hen duo nian yi qian |
| [14:35.10] | there were these people called... you yi qun ren, jiao zuo |
| [14:37.54] | the Maccabees! Ho, ho, ho! ma jia bo ren! a! a! a! |
| [14:39.91] | Merry Christmas! ye dan kuai le! |
| [14:44.51] | Santa! ye dan lao gong gong! hei! |
| [14:48.12] | What are you doing here, Santa? ni lai gan shen me, ye dan lao gong gong? |
| [14:53.05] | Well, I' m here to see my old buddy, Ben. wo lai kan wo de lao peng you ban |
| [14:56.42] | What are you doing here... ni zai zhe er gan shen me |
| [14:58.33] | Weird Turtle Man? guai wu gui ren? |
| [15:04.00] | I' m the Holiday Armadillo... wo shi jia jie qiu yu |
| [15:07.07] | your partJewish friend. ni de ban you tai ren peng you |
| [15:11.94] | You sent me here to give Ben some presents. ni yao wo lai song li wu gei ban |
| [15:15.88] | Remember? ji de ma? |
| [15:19.18] | What? shen me? |
| [15:23.15] | Did you bring me any presents, Santa? ye dan lao gong gong, ni you dai li wu gei wo ma? |
| [15:25.55] | You bet I did, Ben. dang ran you, ban |
| [15:27.39] | Put her there. fang zai zhe li |
| [15:33.96] | Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren' t so damn small. ru guo bu shi ta de shou tai xiao, hui cheng gong de |
| [15:41.40] | Ho, ho, ho! a! a! a! |
| [15:44.41] | Ben, come open more gifts. ban, lai kai li wu |
| [15:46.27] | The armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen. ye dan lao gong gong, jia jie qiu yu he wo yao zai chu fang tan yi tan |
| [15:49.98] | There' s a sentence I never thought I' d say. wo jue dui xiang bu dao hui shuo chu zhe ju hua |
| [15:54.25] | What are you doing? ni zai gan shen me? |
| [15:55.75] | You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume... ni gao su mei ge ren shuo ni zhao bu dao ye dan lao gong gong yi fu |
| [15:59.35] | so I borrowed one from a guy at work. suo yi wo xiang tong shi jie le yi jian |
| [16:01.89] | Thank you, but you gotta leave. xie xie, ni bi xu li kai |
| [16:04.69] | Why? Because... wei shi me? yin wei |
| [16:06.26] | I' m finally getting him excited about Hanukkah... wo zhong yu rang ta dui guang ming jie you xing qu |
| [16:09.26] | and you' re wrecking it. er ni zheng zai po huai |
| [16:10.90] | But I didn' t get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly. ke shi wo hai mei yao wo de sheng zi ne |
| [16:18.11] | I' m sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me. bao qian, qian de, zhe dui wo hen zhong yao |
| [16:22.88] | Fine, I' ll give the suit back. hao, wo qu hai zhe jian yi fu |
| [16:26.71] | Hey, you think you can keep it another night? ni ke yi zai duo jie yi wan ma? |
| [16:32.72] | Santa, really? ye dan lao gong gong? zhen de? |
| [16:35.22] | Yeah, is that okay? shi a, ke yi ma? |
| [16:37.22] | Did your dad ever dress up like Santa? ni ba you ban guo ye dan lao gong gong ma? |
| [16:41.63] | No. Then it' s okay! mei you na jiu ke yi! |
| [16:46.30] | Okay, Ben. Santa has to go. ban, ye dan lao gong gong yao zou le |
| [16:48.64] | Say goodbye. shuo zai jian |
| [16:50.34] | No, why does he have to go? bu yao, ta wei shi me yao zou? |
| [16:53.31] | Because if Santa and the Holiday... yin wei ye dan lao gong gong he jia jie |
| [16:57.85] | Armadillo... qiu yu |
| [17:01.75] | are ever in the same room for too long... ru guo zai tong yi ge fang zi li tai jiu |
| [17:04.35] | the universe will implode! yu zhou hui bao zha! |
| [17:09.09] | Merry Christmas! ye dan kuai le! |
| [17:12.86] | No, why can' t the armadillo leave? I want Santa. bu yao, wei shi me bu shi qiu yu zou ne? wo yao ye dan lao gong gong |
| [17:19.10] | Fine, I give up. Santa.. hao, wo fang qi, ye dan lao gong gong |
| [17:21.07] | Santa can stay! ye dan lao gong gong ke yi liu xia lai! |
| [17:25.51] | Well, I' ll stay... wo liu xia lai |
| [17:26.77] | but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah. yin wei wo xiang ting guang ming jie de gu shi |
| [17:31.21] | Ben, will you sit here with Santa... ban, ni yao bu yao he ye dan lao gong gong |
| [17:33.88] | and learn about Hanukkah? yi qi zuo xia lai ting guang ming jie de gu shi? |
| [17:36.22] | Okay, Santa. hao de |
| [17:39.32] | Thank you. You' re welcome. xie xie bu ke qi |
| [17:41.12] | All right, it' s time... hao, lai ting |
| [17:43.39] | for the story of Hanukkah. guang ming jie de gu shi |
| [17:47.29] | Years and years ago... hen duo nian yi qian |
| [17:49.23] | there were these people called the Maccabees! you yi qun ren jiao ma jia bo ren! |
| [17:53.63] | Merry Christmas! ye dan kuai le! |
| [18:05.05] | Oh, wow, look at this place! kan kan zhe di fang! |
| [18:11.22] | Oh, this is terrible. zhen zao gao |
| [18:13.55] | They' ve made so many changes... ta men gai le hen duo |
| [18:15.49] | I can' t even feel my grandmother' s presence anymore. wo gan shou bu dao wo zu mu de cun zai |
| [18:19.16] | Oh, new sconces! xin de zhu tai! |
| [18:22.26] | Oh, my God! What? wo de tian! zen me? |
| [18:24.70] | Remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall... ji de ni gao su wo ni zu mu yao zuo yi dao qiang |
| [18:28.54] | to make that into two bedrooms? Yeah. lai ge cheng liang jian fang? dui |
| [18:30.94] | And that the landlord might find out... fang dong ke neng hui fa xian |
| [18:33.44] | and then tear it down? Yeah? ba ta chai le? dui? |
| [18:36.41] | Do you really not know where I' m going? ni zhen de bu zhi dao wo shuo zhei xie de yuan yin? |
| [18:40.25] | It left. It' s one huge room. qiang mei you le, shi yi jian da fang jian |
| [18:42.22] | Oh, no! o, bu! |
| [18:46.25] | Wow! wa! |
| [18:49.36] | See? kan dao le? |
| [18:50.92] | I guess we' ll have to put the wall back up. wo men bi xu yao ba qiang nong hui lai |
| [18:53.46] | You can' t, with the new skylight. There' s a skylight? bu xing, yin wei xin de tian chuang you tian chuang? |
| [18:58.30] | Wow! wa! |
| [19:00.77] | So should we start looking for a new place? wo men gai zen me ban? yao kai shi zhao xin di fang ma? |
| [19:07.61] | You know, I' m sensing... wo gan dao |
| [19:09.18] | that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. wo zu mu ke neng bu xi huan na yang |
| [19:14.88] | Oh, yeah? shi ma? |
| [19:16.28] | Starting to feel her again there, are we? you neng gan jue dao ta le, shi ma? |
| [19:19.89] | A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. you yi dian, dui shi |
| [19:22.82] | Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone? fei bi, ni zu mu shi bu shi shuo ni ying gai yi ge ren zhu zhe li? |
| [19:26.93] | You heard it too? You have the gift. ni ye ting jian le? ni you tian fen |
| [19:31.10] | Phoebe, it' s okay. fei bi, mei guan xi |
| [19:33.23] | I like living with Joey. wo xi huan he qiao yi zhu |
| [19:35.50] | Are you sure? Please. I hate packing... ni que ding ma? bai tuo, wo tao yan da bao |
| [19:38.01] | it' s closer to work. na li li gong si bi jiao jin |
| [19:39.77] | And we do have fun. wo men zai yi qi hen kai xin |
| [19:42.91] | Although, I' m really gonna miss living with you. sui ran wo zhen de hui xiang nian he ni zhu zai yi qi |
| [19:46.61] | Oh, me too. I know. wo ye shi wo zhi dao |
| [19:50.72] | Did you hear that? deng yi xia, ni you mei you ting dao? |
| [19:52.25] | I' m getting something from your grandmother. ting, wo ting dao ni zu mu shuo hua |
| [19:55.12] | She said since you get to keep the onebedroom apartment... ta shuo ji ran ni yao yi ge ren zhu zhe li |
| [19:58.93] | you should give Rachel the purple chair. ni gai ba na ba zi se yi zi gei rui qiu |
| [20:04.77] | No, I do not hear that. mei you, wo mei you ting dao |
| [20:08.37] | And the miracle was that that little bit of oil... qi ji zai yu na yi dian dian de you |
| [20:11.64] | that should have lasted just one day, burned for.... ying gai zhi gou shao yi tian de, que shao le |
| [20:15.68] | Eight whole days. That' s right. zheng zheng 8 tian dui |
| [20:17.81] | And that' s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. zhe jiu shi wei shi me wo men jin tian qing zhu guang ming jie, gu shi wan jie |
| [20:21.98] | Awesome. Yeah. hao bang shi a |
| [20:24.32] | My favorite part... wo zui xi huan de bu fen |
| [20:25.69] | was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. shi chao ren jiu chu quan ai ji de you tai ren |
| [20:33.86] | The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part. qiu yu bu shi na me xi huan na bu fen |
| [20:39.57] | Okay, Ben, it' s time to light... ban, gai lai dian |
| [20:42.27] | the Hanukkah candles! guang ming jie la zhu! |
| [20:54.15] | hei |
| [20:55.92] | Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny' s funeral in here. wa! hao xiang shi fu huo jie tu zi de zang li |
| [21:02.56] | Come on, come on. We' re lighting the candles. lai, lai, wo men yao dian la zhu |
| [21:10.20] | I understand why Superman is here... wo liao jie wei shi me chao ren zai zhe li |
| [21:12.33] | but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny' s funeral? dan wei shi me you hao zhu can jia fu huo jie tu zi de zang li? |
| [21:24.04] | You get it? I got it. ni nong hao le ma? nong hao le |
| [21:26.58] | Back in the cage? ta jin long zi le mei? |
| [21:29.55] | It' s back in the cage. ta zai long zi li le |
| [21:31.92] | Is the cage closed? long zi guan hao le ma? |
| [21:35.42] | Joey, will you just come out here and stop being such a baby! qiao yi, chu lai hao ma? bie xiang ge xiao hai yi yang! |
| [00:02.20] | Byebye. zài jiàn |
| [00:04.23] | I just got reservations at Michelle' s... wǒ zài mǐ xuě cān tīng dìng hǎo wèi zi le |
| [00:06.63] | and tickets to The Music Man to celebrate... hái yǒu yīn yuè rén de piào lái qìng zhù |
| [00:09.24] | our first holiday as a betrothed couple. wǒ men chéng wéi dìng hūn fū qī hòu dì yí gè zhèng shì de jié rì |
| [00:11.81] | " Betrothed." Betrothed couple. " dìng hūn" dìng hūn fū qī |
| [00:15.74] | Hi. Hi. hēi! hāi! |
| [00:23.85] | Phoebe? fēi bǐ? |
| [00:25.22] | Skull? kū lóu tóu? |
| [00:26.96] | Yeah, it' s my mom' s. shì a, shì wǒ mā de |
| [00:28.46] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
| [00:30.63] | No, no, no. It' s not my mom. bù, bù, bù, bú shì wǒ mā |
| [00:32.93] | It belonged to my mom. shì shǔ yú wǒ mā de |
| [00:35.86] | She used to put it out every Christmas... tā yǐ qián měi cì yē dàn jié dōu huì ná chū lái |
| [00:38.43] | to remind us that even though it' s Christmas, people still die. yào wǒ men jì de jí shǐ shì yē dàn jié rén hái shì huì sǐ de |
| [00:43.64] | And you can put candy in it. kě yǐ fàng táng guǒ zài lǐ miàn |
| [00:50.88] | Licorice? chī táng? |
| [00:53.35] | Sure. hǎo a |
| [00:55.32] | I get Ben for the holidays this year. That' s great! jīn nián bān hé wǒ yì qǐ guò jié tài hǎo le! |
| [00:58.79] | Are you gonna dress up as Santa? Nope. nǐ yào bàn chéng yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng ma? bù |
| [01:01.62] | I know Susan does every year. wǒ zhī dào sū shān měi nián dōu zhè me zuò |
| [01:03.56] | I want to take this year to teach him about Hanukkah. kě shì jīn nián wǒ xiǎng jiào tā liǎo jiě guāng míng jié |
| [01:06.66] | And maybe I could teach Ben... yě xǔ wǒ néng jiào bān |
| [01:08.53] | about the Christmas skull and how people die. yǒu guān yé dàn kū lóu tóu hé rén zěn me sǐ wáng |
| [01:11.63] | You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe. nǐ kě yǐ zài jīn nián jiào bān rèn shi fēi bǐ |
| [01:19.24] | hēi |
| [01:26.28] | Did you know he was in there? No. nǐ zhī dào tā zài lǐ miàn ma? bù zhī dào |
| [01:30.09] | How long have we been home? About half an hour. wǒ men huí lái duō jiǔ le? dà gài bàn xiǎo shí |
| [01:33.09] | Lovely. hǎo jí le |
| [01:36.06] | The One With The Holiday Armadillo běn jí bō chū: jiā jié qiú yú |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:13.73] | zhōng yāng gōng yuán kā fēi tīng |
| [02:15.63] | You know what I was thinking? When we get married, will you... nǐ zhī dào wǒ zài xiǎng shén me? wǒ men jié hūn hòu, nǐ yào bú yào |
| [02:18.93] | change your name to " Bing"? gǎi guà fū xìng" bīn"? |
| [02:21.57] | No. bú yào |
| [02:24.44] | Why not? wèi shí me bù? |
| [02:26.81] | Bing' s weird. " bīn" hěn qí guài |
| [02:30.28] | Oh, hey, you guys. nǐ men hǎo |
| [02:33.62] | My landlord just called. My apartment' s gonna be ready soon. cāi cāi zěn me zhāo, wǒ fáng dōng gāng tōng zhī wǒ wǒ de fáng zi kuài hǎo le |
| [02:37.59] | I guess I' ll be moving out. wǒ hěn kuài jiù huì bān chū qù le |
| [02:39.45] | Phoebe, I' m gonna miss you. fēi bǐ, wǒ huì xiǎng niàn nǐ de |
| [02:41.29] | Yes, you will be very sad. shì a, nǐ huì hěn shāng xīn |
| [02:44.83] | I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. You' ll be living together again? wǒ yào gào sù ruì qiū zhè gè hǎo xiāo xī nǐ men yào zài yì qǐ zhù? |
| [02:49.13] | Why not? She' s having so much fun with Joey... shì a, wèi shí me bù? tā hé qiáo yī zhù de hěn kāi xīn |
| [02:52.03] | I assumed she' d still be living with him. wǒ yǐ wéi tā hái huì jì xù hé tā zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [02:54.54] | Why do you think she' s having so much fun? wèi shí me nǐ rèn wéi tā hé qiáo yī zhù de hěn kāi xīn? |
| [02:57.37] | No reason, except she... méi wèi shí me, zhǐ shì... |
| [02:59.91] | told me. tā zhè me shuō |
| [03:02.24] | She said she didn' t want to live with me? zhēn de? tā shuō tā bú yào hé wǒ zhù? |
| [03:04.81] | No. No, she didn' t say that. méi yǒu, tā méi zhè me shuō |
| [03:07.68] | I think you should talk to Monica now. wǒ xiǎng nǐ gāi hé mó nī kǎ shuō huà le |
| [03:12.15] | Phoebe, I' m sure she wants to live with you. fēi bǐ, bié dān xīn wǒ què dìng tā xiǎng hé nǐ zhù de |
| [03:14.76] | You' re absolutely sure? nǐ què dìng? nǐ hěn kěn dìng? |
| [03:16.49] | No, but I' ll bet she probably does. bù, wǒ dǎ dǔ tā dà gài huì |
| [03:19.16] | Oh, probably? dà gài? |
| [03:20.53] | I don' t like that word. wǒ bù xǐ huān zhè gè zì |
| [03:23.23] | I know what " probably" really means. Yeah, yeah. wǒ zhī dào" dà gài" zhēn zhèng de yì sī shì a, shì a |
| [03:26.94] | " Oh, your mom probably won' t kill herself." " nǐ mā dà gài bú huì zì shā" |
| [03:31.41] | I' m sorry, but I' m not hanging my hopes... duì bù qǐ, wǒ bú yào bǎ wǒ hé ruì qiū |
| [03:34.04] | of Rachel and I living together on " probably." zhù zài yì qǐ de xī wàng jì tuō zài" dà gài" shàng miàn |
| [03:37.01] | You gotta take care of yourself in this world. rén zài zhè shì shàng yào zì jǐ zhào gù zì jǐ |
| [03:39.78] | History teaches us nothing. lì shǐ jiào xùn wán quán méi yòng |
| [03:44.72] | Bing doesn' t seem so weird now, does it? " bīn" xiàn zài bú shì nà me qí guài le ba? |
| [03:53.16] | You' re home. tài hǎo le, nǐ zài jiā |
| [03:54.40] | Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas? cāi cāi fēi bǐ sòng wǒ shén me yé dàn lǐ wù |
| [04:05.41] | Drums? No, drums! gǔ? bù, gǔ! |
| [04:13.98] | Could we get two burritos to go, please? qǐng gěi wǒ men liǎng gè mò xī gē juǎn wài dài |
| [04:19.19] | I' m sorry. But not that sorry, you don' t have to live with it. bào qiàn, bù guò méi nà me bào qiàn yīn wèi nǐ bù yòng hé tā zài yì qǐ shēng huó |
| [04:23.06] | We have a reservation under Bing. wǒ men yòng qián dé bīn de míng zì dìng le wèi zi |
| [04:25.26] | Okay, we' ll have a table for you in about 45 minutes. hǎo de, dà yuē zài 45 fēn zhōng |
| [04:29.20] | 45 minutes? We have tickets to The Music Man at 8. 45 fēn zhōng? yīn yuè rén de piào shì 8 diǎn de |
| [04:32.33] | I' m sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir. bào qiàn, yē dàn jié shì zuì máng de shí hòu |
| [04:35.47] | Is this because of the burrito thing? zhè shì yīn wèi mò xī gē juǎn de wán xiào ma? |
| [04:40.24] | You need to give him money. Give him money? It was a joke! yào gěi tā qián gěi tā qián? nà zhǐ shì gè wán xiào! |
| [04:43.91] | To get a table. Places like this are always shaking you down. bù, wèi le wǒ men de wèi zi zhè zhòng dì fāng dōu shì sǐ yào qián de |
| [04:47.58] | Everybody wants a payoff. All right, calm down, O' Malley. měi ge rén dōu yào xiǎo fèi hǎo, zhèn jìng xià lái |
| [04:53.02] | I' ll slip him some money. But you' ve got to be smooth. wǒ huì sāi qián gěi tā kě shì yào bù zháo hén jī |
| [04:56.49] | Hey, I can be smooth. hēi, wǒ kě yǐ bù zháo hén jī |
| [05:03.00] | We' re in a hurry. If you could get us a table... wǒ men yǒu diǎn gǎn shí jiān rú guǒ kě yǐ ràng wǒ men zǎo yì diǎn |
| [05:05.77] | a bit quicker, I' d appreciate it. pái dào wèi zi, wǒ huì hěn gǎn jī |
| [05:07.97] | Of course, sir. Okay. dāng rán, xiān shēng hǎo |
| [05:12.31] | How' d it go? Had the money in the wrong hand. zěn me yàng? qián zài lìng yì zhī shǒu lǐ |
| [05:21.82] | You don' t feel... nǐ huì bú huì |
| [05:23.02] | Like you' re gonna throw up? No. xiǎng tǔ? bú huì |
| [05:25.19] | Well, I do. So let' s... wǒ huì, wǒ men |
| [05:28.96] | So, Ben, you... bān, nǐ |
| [05:32.06] | You know what holiday is coming up? nǐ zhī dào kuài guò jié le, duì bú duì? |
| [05:34.70] | Christmas. yē dàn jié |
| [05:35.90] | Yeah, and you know what other holiday is coming up? duì, nǐ zhī dào lìng yí gè jié rì yě yào dào le? |
| [05:39.27] | Christmas Eve. yé dàn yè |
| [05:41.90] | Yes, but also... duì, dàn |
| [05:46.04] | Hanukkah! guāng míng jié yě shì! |
| [05:49.28] | See, you' re part Jewish and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday. nǐ shì yī bàn yóu tài rén guāng míng jié shì yóu tài rén de jié rì |
| [05:52.71] | Santa has reindeers that can fly. yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng yǒu huì fēi de mí lù |
| [05:55.68] | Right, but on Hanukkah.. duì, dàn zài guāng míng jié |
| [05:57.35] | Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. guāng míng jié shì qìng zhù yí gè qí jī |
| [05:59.79] | Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees. hěn duō nián qián, yǒu yī qún rén jiào zuò mà jiā bó rén |
| [06:05.43] | Okay, that' s right. Yes... hǎo, duì, shì de |
| [06:07.40] | but on Hanukkah, we sing: dàn zài guāng míng jié, wǒ men chàng de shì: |
| [06:16.10] | Okay, it' s not a contest. hǎo, zhè bú shì bǐ sài |
| [06:19.04] | When is Santa coming? yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng shén me shí hòu lái? |
| [06:21.84] | How about this year, instead of Santa... zhè yàng hǎo bù hǎo, jīn nián wǒ men bú yào yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng |
| [06:25.61] | we have fun celebrating Hanukkah? wǒ men lái qìng zhù guāng míng jié? |
| [06:28.72] | No Santa? méi yǒu yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng? |
| [06:30.59] | Was I bad? wǒ bù guāi ma? |
| [06:32.45] | No, no, no, you weren' t bad. You' ve been very good, Ben. bù, bù, nǐ méi yǒu bù guāi nǐ jīn nián hěn guāi, bān |
| [06:36.62] | Santa' s mad at me. No, hey, hey, come on. yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng shēng wǒ de qì bú shì, hēi, hēi |
| [06:40.19] | Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? bān, yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng méi yǒu shēng nǐ de qì, hǎo ma? |
| [06:42.83] | You' re his favorite little guy. nǐ shì tā zuì xǐ huān de xiǎo hái |
| [06:45.10] | So Santa' s coming? yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng huì lái luō? |
| [06:48.87] | Yes! duì! |
| [06:50.77] | Santa' s coming. yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng huì lái |
| [06:56.98] | It' s easy. Just keep it casual. hěn jiǎn dān, bǎo chí qīng sōng |
| [06:59.55] | Shake his hand and give him the money. shuō jù hǎo huà, hé tā wò shǒu, sāi qián gěi tā |
| [07:03.25] | How do you know so much about this? I don' t know. nǐ zěn me zhè me liǎo jiě? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [07:06.92] | Richard used to do it, didn' t he? lǐ chá yǐ qián cháng zhè me zuò, shì bú shì? |
| [07:09.86] | We' d be eating our soup right now. wǒ men xiàn zài kě néng yǐ jīng zài hē tāng le |
| [07:13.13] | Mustached bastard. kě wù de xiǎo hú zǐ |
| [07:16.86] | Those people just left. Come on. Quick, give him the money. zhèi xiē rén gāng zǒu, kuài, gěi tā qián |
| [07:21.27] | Excuse me. duì bù qǐ |
| [07:29.41] | wǒ men gǎn shí jiān, kě bù kě yǐ? |
| [07:50.60] | So you like the drums. nǐ xǐ huān gǔ |
| [07:52.90] | That' s great. zhēn hǎo |
| [07:56.50] | I was worried that they would create maybe... wǒ běn lái huán dān xīn tā men huì zào chéng |
| [07:59.84] | an unbearable living situation. wú fǎ rěn nài de jū zhù zhuàng kuàng |
| [08:02.31] | But, okay, well, apparently not. So, yay! hǎo ba, kàn lái méi yǒu, hǎo! |
| [08:05.91] | Hey, we already learned a song. fēi bǐ, wǒ men xué huì le yī shǒu gē |
| [08:08.05] | Ready? One, two, three, four. zhǔn bèi hǎo le? 1, 2, 3, 4 |
| [08:13.15] | Tequila! tǎ qí lā! |
| [08:17.46] | That' s fun. zhēn hǎo wán |
| [08:26.33] | Here you go. lái le |
| [08:27.67] | Thank you, Gunther. Put her there. xiè xiè, ā gān, fàng zài zhè lǐ |
| [08:32.67] | Definitely not easier with coins. yòng tóng bǎn méi yǒu gèng róng yì xiē |
| [08:36.54] | Thank you. Thank you. xiè xiè xiè xiè |
| [08:40.78] | Hey, Phoebe. fēi bǐ hēi |
| [08:42.25] | Here. Now I only owe you 49. 50. gěi nǐ, xiàn zài wǒ qiàn nǐ 49 kuài bàn |
| [08:46.79] | Hey, Phoebe... fēi bǐ |
| [08:48.32] | if you want to get Joey a gift that disrupts the entire building... rú guǒ nǐ yào sòng qiáo yī huǐ diào zhěng dòng lóu de yé dàn lǐ wù |
| [08:52.33] | why not something more subtle... hé bù sòng gèng wēi miào yì diǎn de |
| [08:54.63] | Like a wrecking ball... xiàng shì tiě chuí |
| [08:56.13] | or a vial of small pox to release in the hallway? huò shì tiān huā bìng dú sàn bō zài zǒu láng shàng? |
| [08:59.80] | It' s not just the drum noise. Every five minutes... bù zhǐ shì gǔ de shēng yīn, měi 5 fēn zhōng |
| [09:02.94] | Joey throws his sticks in the air... qiáo yī bǎ gǔ bàng diū dào kōng zhōng |
| [09:05.44] | and I have to hear: " Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!" rán hòu wǒ jiù huì tīng dào: " wǒ de yǎn jīng! wǒ de yǎn jīng!" |
| [09:08.61] | I mean, it' s so annoying. Yes, thank you. fán sǐ rén le xiè xiè nǐ |
| [09:11.38] | You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums. nǐ kàn, zhè shì zhèng cháng rén duì gǔ de fǎn yìng |
| [09:16.88] | You got Joey drums to annoy Rachel... fēi bǐ, nǐ sòng qiáo yī gǔ shì wèi le fán ruì qiū |
| [09:20.15] | so she wouldn' t want to live there anymore? ràng tā bù xiǎng jì xù zhù zài nà li? |
| [09:23.12] | Maybe on some level. kě néng yǒu yì diǎn |
| [09:33.30] | You could just not throw the sticks up in the air. qiáo yī, nǐ zhī dào nǐ bù yòng diū gǔ bàng de |
| [09:36.70] | What is rock ' n' roll about that? nà zěn me néng suàn shì yáo gǔn yuè ne? |
| [09:40.51] | Hey, Joey, I got you another present. qiáo yī, sòng nǐ lìng yí gè lǐ wù |
| [09:45.25] | Hold it! Before you tell me what it is... děng yī xià! xiān bú yào gào sù wǒ shì shén me |
| [09:51.32] | Okay, what is it? shì shén me? |
| [09:53.12] | It' s a... shì yì zhī |
| [09:54.36] | tarantula! dú zhī zhū! |
| [10:01.26] | God, Rachel, I' m sorry. What was I thinking... ruì qiū, bào qiàn, wǒ zài xiǎng shén me |
| [10:05.17] | giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider... sòng qiáo yī zhè me yí gè ě xīn de, kě pà de zhī zhū |
| [10:08.54] | in such a poorly constructed cage? hái yòng zhè me yí gè sōng sǎn de lóng zi? |
| [10:12.74] | What are you talking about? I love them. nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? wǒ xǐ huān tā |
| [10:17.24] | I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it died because my cat ate it. wǒ xiǎo shí hòu jiù yǒu yì zhī hòu lái wǒ de māo mī chī diào le tā |
| [10:21.72] | And then my cat died. rán hòu māo mī sǐ le |
| [10:24.95] | But, Joey, isn' t this cool? qiáo yī, zhè bú shì hěn kù ma? |
| [10:26.72] | Is it on me? I feel like it' s on me. I got.. zài wǒ shēn shàng ma? wǒ jué de tā zài wǒ shēn shàng, wǒ |
| [10:32.53] | Oh, isn' t that adorable? bú shì hěn kě ài ma? |
| [10:34.30] | Joey is afraid of the tarantula. qiáo yī pà zhī zhū |
| [10:37.57] | He' s so adorable. tā hǎo kě ài yōu |
| [10:39.23] | He' s so much fun. lǎo tiān, tā hěn hǎo wán |
| [10:40.67] | I' m glad you' re having so much fun here. qiáo yī shì zuì bàng de hěn gāo xìng nǐ zài zhè lǐ zhù de hěn kāi xīn |
| [10:43.47] | Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [10:44.94] | What' s the matter? zěn me huí shì? |
| [10:46.94] | Our apartment is ready. wǒ men de fáng zi hǎo le |
| [10:49.28] | And that makes you angry because...? nǐ bù gāo xìng yīn wèi? |
| [10:53.55] | Because you' d rather live here with Joey. yīn wèi nǐ bǐ jiào xiǎng hé qiáo yī zhù zài zhè lǐ |
| [10:56.45] | Where did you get that? Monica and Chandler... nǐ wèi shí me zhè me xiǎng? mó nī kǎ hé qián dé |
| [10:59.25] | said you were having so much fun here... shuō nǐ hé qiáo yī zhù de hěn kāi xīn |
| [11:01.79] | and apparently no amount of drums or tarantula is gonna change that. ér qiě bù guǎn shì gǔ hái shì dú zhī zhū dōu bú huì gǎi biàn zhè diǎn |
| [11:08.43] | Did you get all this stuff for Joey... fēi bǐ, nǐ sòng qiáo yī zhèi xiē dōng xī |
| [11:10.60] | to try to drive me out of the apartment? shì yào ràng wǒ bù xiǎng zhù zài zhè lǐ? |
| [11:14.40] | You might as well have gotten him a fish. nǐ hái bù rú sòng tā yī tiáo yú |
| [11:16.94] | You know how fish freak me out. nǐ zhī dào wǒ yǒu duō pà yú |
| [11:20.51] | Fish. yú |
| [11:23.14] | But it wouldn' t have mattered. We' re gonna live together. zhèi xiē dōu bù zhòng yào, wǒ men huì yì qǐ zhù de |
| [11:26.58] | We' re roommates. That' s the deal. wǒ men shì shì yǒu, jiǎng hǎo de |
| [11:28.22] | Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me. duì, kě shì wǒ xī wàng nǐ xiǎng hé wǒ yì qǐ zhù |
| [11:31.12] | But if you' re having so much fun over here.. kě shì rú guǒ nǐ zài zhè lǐ zhù de zhè me kāi xīn |
| [11:34.16] | It' s so much more fun with you. hé nǐ zài yì qǐ gèng kāi xīn |
| [11:36.26] | We did have fun, didn' t we? We did. wǒ men zhù yì qǐ shí hěn kāi xīn, shì bù? duì a, hǎo wán dé bù dé le |
| [11:39.49] | They say, if we want, we could see it tonight. tā men shuō rú guǒ yào de huà, jīn wǎn kě yǐ qù kàn |
| [11:42.66] | I would love to. Yay, okay! hǎo a hǎo, hǎo! |
| [11:44.87] | Good, good, good. Great. All right. Good. hǎo, hǎo hǎo |
| [11:48.00] | And Monica asked me to make the drumming stop. mó nī kǎ yào wǒ tíng zhǐ gǔ shēng |
| [11:56.24] | Done. hǎo le |
| [12:00.08] | wàn shèng jiē tàn xiǎn, miàn jù dà shī |
| [12:04.62] | Hello, sir. You here to return those pants? nǐ hǎo, yào tuì huán nà jiàn kù zi ma? |
| [12:13.53] | No, these are my pants. bù, zhè shì wǒ de kù zi |
| [12:17.53] | Okay. shì |
| [12:19.57] | How can I help you? Do you have a Santa outfit left? xū yào shén me? hái yǒu méi yǒu yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng yī fú? |
| [12:23.40] | Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man. yē dàn jié qián liǎng tiān? bào qiàn |
| [12:25.97] | Okay, look. Do you have anything Christmasy? hǎo ba, yǒu méi yǒu shén me bǐ jiào suàn shì yē dàn jié de? |
| [12:29.88] | I promised my son, and I really don' t want to disappoint him. wǒ dā yìng le wǒ ér zi, bù xiǎng ràng tā shī wàng |
| [12:33.78] | Come on, you gotta have something. nǐ men yí dìng yǒu de |
| [12:37.49] | I' m the Holiday Armadillo! wǒ shì jiā jié qiú yú! |
| [12:42.69] | I' m a friend of Santa' s... wǒ shì yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng de péng yǒu |
| [12:44.83] | and he sent me here to wish you... tā yào wǒ lái zhù nǐ |
| [12:47.86] | a merry Christmas! yé dàn kuài lè! |
| [12:51.70] | What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo? yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng zěn me le, jiā jié qiú yú? |
| [12:56.44] | Santa was unavailable... yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng méi yǒu kòng |
| [12:59.07] | so close to Christmas. zài zhè me jiē jìn yē dàn jié de shí hòu |
| [13:03.04] | Come in, have a seat. qǐng jìn, qǐng zuò |
| [13:04.81] | You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas. nǐ yí dìng lèi huài le, dà lǎo yuǎn cóng dé zhōu pǎo lái |
| [13:11.82] | Texas? That' s right, Ben. dé zhōu? duì, bān |
| [13:14.32] | I' m Santa' s representative... wǒ shì yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng de |
| [13:16.32] | for all the Southern states. xī nán zhōu dài biǎo |
| [13:20.36] | And Mexico! hái yǒu mò xī gē! |
| [13:25.07] | But Santa sent me here... yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng yào wǒ lái zhè lǐ |
| [13:26.87] | to give you these presents, Ben. sòng lǐ wù gěi nǐ |
| [13:30.70] | Maybe the lady will help me with these presents. zhè wèi xiǎo jiě kě yǐ bāng wǒ ná lǐ wù |
| [13:49.42] | Wow, thanks! xiè xiè! |
| [13:50.86] | You' re welcome, Ben. bù kè qì, bān |
| [13:52.43] | Merry Christmas. yé dàn kuài lè |
| [13:55.56] | And happy Hanukkah! guāng míng jié kuài lè! |
| [14:00.27] | Are you for Hanukkah too? Because I' m part Jewish. nǐ yě wèi guāng míng jié ér lái ma? yīn wèi wǒ shì yī bàn yóu tài rén |
| [14:03.94] | You are? Me too. nǐ shì? wǒ yě shì |
| [14:07.81] | Because armadillos also wandered in the desert? yīn wèi qiú yú yě zài shā mò lǐ huàng dàng? |
| [14:13.81] | You want to wander in the hall? nǐ xiǎng zài zǒu láng huàng dàng ma? |
| [14:18.02] | Hey, Ben! bān! |
| [14:20.19] | What if the Holiday Armadillo... jiā jié qiú yú |
| [14:22.62] | told you all about the Festival of Lights? gēn nǐ shuō guāng zhī jié de gù shì hǎo ma? |
| [14:26.33] | Cool! kù! |
| [14:27.60] | Come on, Ben. lái, bān |
| [14:32.47] | Years and years ago... hěn duō nián yǐ qián |
| [14:35.10] | there were these people called... yǒu yī qún rén, jiào zuò |
| [14:37.54] | the Maccabees! Ho, ho, ho! mà jiā bó rén! ā! ā! ā! |
| [14:39.91] | Merry Christmas! yé dàn kuài lè! |
| [14:44.51] | Santa! yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng! hēi! |
| [14:48.12] | What are you doing here, Santa? nǐ lái gàn shén me, yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng? |
| [14:53.05] | Well, I' m here to see my old buddy, Ben. wǒ lái kàn wǒ de lǎo péng you bān |
| [14:56.42] | What are you doing here... nǐ zài zhè ér gàn shén me |
| [14:58.33] | Weird Turtle Man? guài wū guī rén? |
| [15:04.00] | I' m the Holiday Armadillo... wǒ shì jiā jié qiú yú |
| [15:07.07] | your partJewish friend. nǐ de bàn yóu tài rén péng yǒu |
| [15:11.94] | You sent me here to give Ben some presents. nǐ yào wǒ lái sòng lǐ wù gěi bān |
| [15:15.88] | Remember? jì de ma? |
| [15:19.18] | What? shén me? |
| [15:23.15] | Did you bring me any presents, Santa? yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng, nǐ yǒu dài lǐ wù gěi wǒ ma? |
| [15:25.55] | You bet I did, Ben. dāng rán yǒu, bān |
| [15:27.39] | Put her there. fàng zài zhè lǐ |
| [15:33.96] | Well, it would have worked this time if his hands weren' t so damn small. rú guǒ bú shì tā de shǒu tài xiǎo, huì chéng gōng de |
| [15:41.40] | Ho, ho, ho! ā! ā! ā! |
| [15:44.41] | Ben, come open more gifts. bān, lái kāi lǐ wù |
| [15:46.27] | The armadillo and I will have a talk in the kitchen. yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng, jiā jié qiú yú hé wǒ yào zài chú fáng tán yī tán |
| [15:49.98] | There' s a sentence I never thought I' d say. wǒ jué duì xiǎng bú dào huì shuō chū zhè jù huà |
| [15:54.25] | What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [15:55.75] | You said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume... nǐ gào sù měi ge rén shuō nǐ zhǎo bu dào yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng yī fú |
| [15:59.35] | so I borrowed one from a guy at work. suǒ yǐ wǒ xiàng tóng shì jiè le yī jiàn |
| [16:01.89] | Thank you, but you gotta leave. xiè xiè, nǐ bì xū lí kāi |
| [16:04.69] | Why? Because... wèi shí me? yīn wèi |
| [16:06.26] | I' m finally getting him excited about Hanukkah... wǒ zhōng yú ràng tā duì guāng míng jié yǒu xìng qù |
| [16:09.26] | and you' re wrecking it. ér nǐ zhèng zài pò huài |
| [16:10.90] | But I didn' t get to shake my belly like a bowlful of jelly. kě shì wǒ hái méi yáo wǒ de shèng zǐ ne |
| [16:18.11] | I' m sorry, Chandler, but this is really important to me. bào qiàn, qián dé, zhè duì wǒ hěn zhòng yào |
| [16:22.88] | Fine, I' ll give the suit back. hǎo, wǒ qù hái zhè jiàn yī fú |
| [16:26.71] | Hey, you think you can keep it another night? nǐ kě yǐ zài duō jiè yī wǎn ma? |
| [16:32.72] | Santa, really? yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng? zhēn de? |
| [16:35.22] | Yeah, is that okay? shì a, kě yǐ ma? |
| [16:37.22] | Did your dad ever dress up like Santa? nǐ bà yǒu bàn guò yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng ma? |
| [16:41.63] | No. Then it' s okay! méi yǒu nà jiù kě yǐ! |
| [16:46.30] | Okay, Ben. Santa has to go. bān, yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng yào zǒu le |
| [16:48.64] | Say goodbye. shuō zài jiàn |
| [16:50.34] | No, why does he have to go? bú yào, tā wèi shí me yào zǒu? |
| [16:53.31] | Because if Santa and the Holiday... yīn wèi yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng hé jiā jié |
| [16:57.85] | Armadillo... qiú yú |
| [17:01.75] | are ever in the same room for too long... rú guǒ zài tóng yí gè fáng zi lǐ tài jiǔ |
| [17:04.35] | the universe will implode! yǔ zhòu huì bào zhà! |
| [17:09.09] | Merry Christmas! yé dàn kuài lè! |
| [17:12.86] | No, why can' t the armadillo leave? I want Santa. bú yào, wèi shí me bú shì qiú yú zǒu ne? wǒ yào yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng |
| [17:19.10] | Fine, I give up. Santa.. hǎo, wǒ fàng qì, yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng |
| [17:21.07] | Santa can stay! yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng kě yǐ liú xià lái! |
| [17:25.51] | Well, I' ll stay... wǒ liú xià lái |
| [17:26.77] | but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah. yīn wèi wǒ xiǎng tīng guāng míng jié de gù shì |
| [17:31.21] | Ben, will you sit here with Santa... bān, nǐ yào bú yào hé yé dàn lǎo gōng gōng |
| [17:33.88] | and learn about Hanukkah? yì qǐ zuò xià lái tīng guāng míng jié de gù shì? |
| [17:36.22] | Okay, Santa. hǎo de |
| [17:39.32] | Thank you. You' re welcome. xiè xiè bù kè qì |
| [17:41.12] | All right, it' s time... hǎo, lái tīng |
| [17:43.39] | for the story of Hanukkah. guāng míng jié de gù shì |
| [17:47.29] | Years and years ago... hěn duō nián yǐ qián |
| [17:49.23] | there were these people called the Maccabees! yǒu yī qún rén jiào mà jiā bó rén! |
| [17:53.63] | Merry Christmas! yé dàn kuài lè! |
| [18:05.05] | Oh, wow, look at this place! kàn kàn zhè dì fāng! |
| [18:11.22] | Oh, this is terrible. zhēn zāo gāo |
| [18:13.55] | They' ve made so many changes... tā men gǎi le hěn duō |
| [18:15.49] | I can' t even feel my grandmother' s presence anymore. wǒ gǎn shòu bú dào wǒ zǔ mǔ de cún zài |
| [18:19.16] | Oh, new sconces! xīn de zhú tái! |
| [18:22.26] | Oh, my God! What? wǒ de tiān! zěn me? |
| [18:24.70] | Remember how you told me your grandmother put up that wall... jì de nǐ gào sù wǒ nǐ zǔ mǔ yào zuò yī dào qiáng |
| [18:28.54] | to make that into two bedrooms? Yeah. lái gé chéng liǎng jiān fáng? duì |
| [18:30.94] | And that the landlord might find out... fáng dōng kě néng huì fā xiàn |
| [18:33.44] | and then tear it down? Yeah? bǎ tā chāi le? duì? |
| [18:36.41] | Do you really not know where I' m going? nǐ zhēn de bù zhī dào wǒ shuō zhèi xiē de yuán yīn? |
| [18:40.25] | It left. It' s one huge room. qiáng méi yǒu le, shì yī jiān dà fáng jiān |
| [18:42.22] | Oh, no! ó, bù! |
| [18:46.25] | Wow! wa! |
| [18:49.36] | See? kàn dào le? |
| [18:50.92] | I guess we' ll have to put the wall back up. wǒ men bì xū yào bǎ qiáng nòng huí lái |
| [18:53.46] | You can' t, with the new skylight. There' s a skylight? bù xíng, yīn wèi xīn de tiān chuāng yǒu tiān chuāng? |
| [18:58.30] | Wow! wa! |
| [19:00.77] | So should we start looking for a new place? wǒ men gāi zěn me bàn? yào kāi shǐ zhǎo xīn dì fāng ma? |
| [19:07.61] | You know, I' m sensing... wǒ gǎn dào |
| [19:09.18] | that my grandmother would not be comfortable with that. wǒ zǔ mǔ kě néng bù xǐ huān nà yàng |
| [19:14.88] | Oh, yeah? shì ma? |
| [19:16.28] | Starting to feel her again there, are we? yòu néng gǎn jué dào tā le, shì ma? |
| [19:19.89] | A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. yǒu yì diǎn, duì shì |
| [19:22.82] | Is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone? fēi bǐ, nǐ zǔ mǔ shì bú shì shuō nǐ yīng gāi yí ge rén zhù zhè lǐ? |
| [19:26.93] | You heard it too? You have the gift. nǐ yě tīng jiàn le? nǐ yǒu tiān fèn |
| [19:31.10] | Phoebe, it' s okay. fēi bǐ, méi guān xì |
| [19:33.23] | I like living with Joey. wǒ xǐ huān hé qiáo yī zhù |
| [19:35.50] | Are you sure? Please. I hate packing... nǐ què dìng ma? bài tuō, wǒ tǎo yàn dǎ bāo |
| [19:38.01] | it' s closer to work. nà lǐ lí gōng sī bǐ jiào jìn |
| [19:39.77] | And we do have fun. wǒ men zài yì qǐ hěn kāi xīn |
| [19:42.91] | Although, I' m really gonna miss living with you. suī rán wǒ zhēn de huì xiǎng niàn hé nǐ zhù zài yì qǐ |
| [19:46.61] | Oh, me too. I know. wǒ yě shì wǒ zhī dào |
| [19:50.72] | Did you hear that? děng yī xià, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu tīng dào? |
| [19:52.25] | I' m getting something from your grandmother. tīng, wǒ tīng dào nǐ zǔ mǔ shuō huà |
| [19:55.12] | She said since you get to keep the onebedroom apartment... tā shuō jì rán nǐ yào yí ge rén zhù zhè lǐ |
| [19:58.93] | you should give Rachel the purple chair. nǐ gāi bǎ nà bǎ zǐ sè yǐ zi gěi ruì qiū |
| [20:04.77] | No, I do not hear that. méi yǒu, wǒ méi yǒu tīng dào |
| [20:08.37] | And the miracle was that that little bit of oil... qí jī zài yú nà yì diǎn diǎn de yóu |
| [20:11.64] | that should have lasted just one day, burned for.... yīng gāi zhǐ gòu shāo yì tiān de, què shāo le |
| [20:15.68] | Eight whole days. That' s right. zhěng zhěng 8 tiān duì |
| [20:17.81] | And that' s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end. zhè jiù shì wèi shí me wǒ men jīn tiān qìng zhù guāng míng jié, gù shì wán jié |
| [20:21.98] | Awesome. Yeah. hǎo bàng shì a |
| [20:24.32] | My favorite part... wǒ zuì xǐ huān de bù fèn |
| [20:25.69] | was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. shì chāo rén jiù chū quán āi jí de yóu tài rén |
| [20:33.86] | The armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part. qiú yú bú shì nà me xǐ huān nà bù fèn |
| [20:39.57] | Okay, Ben, it' s time to light... bān, gāi lái diǎn |
| [20:42.27] | the Hanukkah candles! guāng míng jié là zhú! |
| [20:54.15] | hēi |
| [20:55.92] | Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny' s funeral in here. wa! hǎo xiàng shì fù huó jié tù zi de zàng lǐ |
| [21:02.56] | Come on, come on. We' re lighting the candles. lái, lái, wǒ men yào diǎn là zhú |
| [21:10.20] | I understand why Superman is here... wǒ liǎo jiě wèi shí me chāo rén zài zhè lǐ |
| [21:12.33] | but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny' s funeral? dàn wèi shí me yǒu háo zhū cān jiā fù huó jié tù zi de zàng lǐ? |
| [21:24.04] | You get it? I got it. nǐ nòng hǎo le ma? nòng hǎo le |
| [21:26.58] | Back in the cage? tā jìn lóng zi le méi? |
| [21:29.55] | It' s back in the cage. tā zài lóng zi lǐ le |
| [21:31.92] | Is the cage closed? lóng zi guān hǎo le ma? |
| [21:35.42] | Joey, will you just come out here and stop being such a baby! qiáo yī, chū lái hǎo ma? bié xiàng gè xiǎo hái yí yàng! |
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