| [00:06.03] | Happy birthday! 生日快乐！ |
| [00:07.30] | Happy birthday! 生日快乐！ |
| [00:11.54] | Rach, come on. 瑞秋，别这样 |
| [00:13.91] | It's your birthday! 是你的生日耶！ |
| [00:15.74] | Hey... 嘿… |
| [00:18.38] | She's not as pretty as she was when she was 29. 她不像她29岁时那么漂亮 |
| [00:22.78] | Ms. Greene wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out. 在葛林小姐出来之前 她要先把几件事说清楚 |
| [00:27.62] | Please don't use the words "old" or "downhill"... 她希望你们不要用到如“老” 或者“走下坡”等字眼… |
| [00:31.23] | or "They still look pretty damn good." 或是“它们看来还是很棒” |
| [00:37.83] | They do. 它们还是 |
| [00:40.30] | Rachel, come on out. 瑞秋，出来 |
| [00:42.60] | Monica made breakfast. 摩妮卡做了早餐 |
| [00:44.41] | Chocolate chip pancakes. 巧克力碎片松饼 |
| [00:46.84] | We've got presents. 我们有礼物给你 |
| [00:51.21] | Good ones? 好的礼物？ |
| [00:53.28] | They're all from the list you gave us two weeks ago. 都是两星期前你给的单子上的 |
| [00:57.25] | Can I keep the presents and still be 29? 我可以只收礼物 而仍然是29岁吗？ |
| [01:01.32] | Come on, Rach, turning 30 is not that big a deal. 瑞秋，30岁没什么大不了 |
| [01:05.13] | Really? Is that how you felt when you turned 30? 真的？你满30时也是这么觉得吗？ |
| [01:08.16] | Why, God, why? 为什么，上帝，为什么？ |
| [01:10.83] | We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me! 我们讲好的了 让其他人变老，我不要！ |
| [01:18.01] | You guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting? 只有我这样吗？是我反应过度吗？ |
| [01:20.84] | No, it's not just you. My 30th birthday sure wasn't much fun. 不，不是只有你 我的30岁生日也不好过 |
| [01:26.25] | And now Chandler! 现在是钱德了！ |
| [01:29.78] | We're all getting so old. 我们都变得这么老 |
| [01:31.89] | Why are You doing this to us? 你为什么这样对我们？ |
| [01:38.66] | The One Where They All Turn Thirty 本集播出：步入三十大关 |
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| [02:15.96] | （瑞秋30岁生日快乐） |
| [02:18.13] | You're in a great place in your life. You have an amazing job, good friends. 你的生活过得很好 你有很棒的工作，很好的朋友 |
| [02:22.97] | Your roommate's a soap opera star. 你的室友是连续剧明星 |
| [02:25.34] | Your character is in a coma. 你的角色在昏迷中 |
| [02:29.48] | I promised myself I wouldn't cry at this one. 我答应自己这个生日一定不哭 |
| [02:33.98] | I know my life's going pretty well, but I see so many people... 我知道我目前过得很好 但我看到一些人… |
| [02:37.79] | who've accomplished their goals before they're 30. 在30岁以前 就完成了他们的目标 |
| [02:41.32] | Yeah, but you shouldn't compare yourself to me. 是啊，你不应该和我比 |
| [02:45.26] | -Come on, Phoebe! -You can do it! -来，菲比！ -你做得到的！ |
| [02:48.53] | -Come on. -There you go. -来 -好了 |
| [02:56.54] | I did it! One mile on a Hippity Hop. 我成功了！在跳跳球上走了一里 |
| [03:00.41] | That's everything I wanted to do before I was 30. 30岁前我想完成的事 |
| [03:03.85] | Except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. 除了我想和我妹修好关系 |
| [03:06.92] | Oh, well. But, yeah! 嗯，可是 |
| [03:10.08] | Girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean. 女人，这东西是上帝给的礼物 如果你懂我的意思 |
| [03:23.46] | Let's have some fun. What do you want to do? 来做点有趣的事吧，你想做什么？ |
| [03:26.97] | Nothing. I don't want to do anything. 什么也不做，我什么也不想做 |
| [03:28.94] | Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross. 在30岁生日时什么都不做 总比做笨事好，像罗斯一样 |
| [03:34.78] | That was a practical purchase. 那是很实际的一项购买 |
| [03:37.21] | I needed that car for transportation. 我需要那车子做交通工具 |
| [03:40.22] | Okay? I have a child. 好吗？我有小孩 |
| [03:43.18] | How hot do I look in this? 我在这车里看来很拉风吧？ |
| [03:47.06] | Ross, a sports car? 罗斯，一台跑车？ |
| [03:48.86] | Wouldn't it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there? 在裤子里塞袜子不是比较便宜？ |
| [03:53.06] | That's not what this is about. 这不是为了那个 |
| [03:55.36] | I am a sports car enthusiast. 我是跑车热爱者 |
| [03:57.87] | -I've always been into cars. -What's the horsepower? -我一直都很喜欢车 -它的马力多少？ |
| [04:02.07] | I don't know, but look how shiny! 不知道，你看它多亮呀！ |
| [04:06.77] | -I can't believe you bought this. -So can I have a ride, stud? -你竟然买了这台车 -帅哥，载我一程吧？ |
| [04:10.85] | Hop in. 跳上车 |
| [04:13.55] | Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life. 准备好你这辈子最稳的一程 |
| [04:41.51] | Damn it. 可恶 |
| [04:44.85] | Okay, who's next? 好了，下一个是谁？ |
| [04:49.55] | I am gonna do something today. I won't sit around like some old lady. 今天我一定要做点什么 我不要像老太太一样闲坐在这儿 |
| [04:54.22] | I want to get something pierced. 我要在身上打个洞 |
| [04:56.79] | Like my nose or my tongue or something. 像是鼻子、舌头，或是别的地方 |
| [05:00.33] | Really? Because that hurts. 真的？那会痛的 |
| [05:02.33] | So what? The way I see it.. 那又怎么？我是这么想… |
| [05:04.33] | Son of a bitch! 该死的！ |
| [05:07.74] | Look, I know what you're going through. 我知道你经历的 |
| [05:10.57] | I'm totally freaked out about turning 25. 我25岁生日时吓坏了 |
| [05:17.31] | Get out of my apartment. 离开我家 |
| [05:20.18] | Rach, I think that you're doing great. 瑞秋，你做的很好 |
| [05:22.92] | Let's face it, no one handles this well. 正视事实吧，没有人能真的 好好处理这件事 |
| [05:26.09] | Least of all you. 至少你不行 |
| [05:33.46] | Put that back on. Monica will be here any minute. 放回去，摩妮卡随时会到家 |
| [05:36.36] | But it hurts my Joey's apple. 可是乔伊的苹果会痛 |
| [05:41.04] | For the last time, it's not named after each individual man. 告诉你最后一次 它不是以每一个人的名字命名的 |
| [05:49.41] | You've done a wonderful job with the party. Everything's so lovely. 钱德，你把宴会办得真好 每样东西都很美丽 |
| [05:53.72] | Well, not as lovely as you. 没有像你这么美丽 |
| [05:55.48] | I can't believe you have a 30-year-old daughter. 不能相信你有位30岁的女儿 |
| [05:59.15] | And I can't believe you have a tux that's 30 years old. 不能相信你有件30岁的燕尾服 |
| [06:03.86] | It's older than that. Ross was conceived right near this tuxedo. 这比30年还老 罗斯是在这件燕尾服旁有的 |
| [06:11.50] | Everybody hide! She's coming. 大家躲起来！我看到她了，她来了 |
| [06:14.44] | Everybody down! 大家蹲下！ |
| [06:22.01] | Everybody stay here. I'll find out what's going on. 留在这儿，我来看看发生什么事了 |
| [06:27.62] | Hey, you got the door open! 嘿，你开门了！ |
| [06:32.19] | Hey, are you drunk? 嘿，你喝醉了吗？ |
| [06:34.66] | No. 没有 |
| [06:38.16] | Okay. 好 |
| [06:43.60] | Okay. 好 |
| [06:46.33] | See, I was a little nervous about turning... 我对要满30岁… |
| [06:49.94] | 30. 有点紧张 |
| [06:52.17] | So the busboys took me out for some drinks. 收碗的小弟带我去喝酒 |
| [06:58.51] | Might want to puke on you later. 待会可能会吐在你身上 |
| [07:02.68] | Here's the thing. We've thrown a very formal surprise party for you. 事情是这样的 我们替你办了一个惊喜宴会 |
| [07:07.82] | -Your parents and friends are in there. -No! -你的朋友和父母都在里面 -不！ |
| [07:10.96] | -Yes! Yes! -No. -是的！是的！ -不 |
| [07:12.19] | Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk. 哦，不！我父母从没看我醉过 |
| [07:15.83] | That they know of. 就他们所知 |
| [07:18.13] | We'll get you some coffee. They'll never know that you're drunk. 我们替你弄点咖啡 他们不会知道你醉了 |
| [07:22.54] | -You promise? -I'll take care of it. -你确定？ -我会处理好的 |
| [07:25.24] | I love you so much. 我好爱你 |
| [07:27.64] | Okay, we have to do something about your breath. 好了，要对你的口臭想想办法 |
| [07:32.51] | What about your breath? 那你的呢？ |
| [07:35.95] | That's still yours. 那还是你的口臭 |
| [07:39.72] | Now remember, it's a surprise party. 记住，这是一个惊喜 |
| [07:42.79] | So when you go in, act surprised. 你进去时要显得很惊讶 |
| [07:46.53] | Ready? 好了吗？ |
| [07:55.00] | Surprise! 惊喜！ |
| [08:02.51] | Okay, forward. Forward. 好，前进，前进 |
| [08:04.38] | Stop! 停止！ |
| [08:07.08] | Okay, back.. Stop! 好，退后…停！ |
| [08:10.65] | Okay, for.. Stop! 好，前…停！ |
| [08:12.22] | Stop! Stop! 停！停！ |
| [08:14.99] | Okay, here's what we're gonna do. 好，我们这么做 |
| [08:17.49] | I'll break into this minivan, put it in neutral. 我打开这台休旅车车门 将它放在空档 |
| [08:20.46] | You push it forward so Ross can get out of the spot. 你们把它向前推，罗斯就能开出来了 |
| [08:24.57] | All right. Here we go. 好，来吧 |
| [08:32.61] | Haul ass! 快逃！ |
| [08:45.55] | Happy 30th birthday! Here. 30岁生日快乐！来 |
| [08:49.19] | It's for the child in you. And the woman. 给你里面的孩子，还有女子 |
| [08:52.89] | Happy 30th! 30岁快乐！ |
| [08:54.30] | Why do you keep saying that? 你为什么一直这么说？ |
| [08:56.43] | Because it's our 30th birthday. 因为这是我们的30岁生日 |
| [08:59.00] | Yeah, no, we're not 30. We're 31. Okay. 不，我们不是30，我们31岁了 |
| [09:03.20] | Wait. 等一下 |
| [09:06.61] | Oh, it's you. 哦，是你 |
| [09:08.41] | Yeah. What? 是，怎么？ |
| [09:10.31] | Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31. 对，我们不是30，我们是31 |
| [09:14.05] | That's what it says on my birth certificate. 我的出生证明上是这么写的 |
| [09:16.75] | You have a birth certificate? 你有出生证明？ |
| [09:18.59] | I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died. 我妈去世时，我拿到了 一箱子家庭文件 |
| [09:22.02] | Our mom. 我们的妈 |
| [09:23.59] | Right. Okay. 好，好 |
| [09:26.56] | -Do you have mine? -No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway. -你有我的吗？ -没有，我卖给了一个逃家的瑞典人 |
| [09:33.40] | Oh, my God. 我的老天 |
| [09:35.74] | Oh, my God, we are 31! 我的老天，我们31了！ |
| [09:38.11] | Yeah. 是啊 |
| [09:40.61] | I just lost a whole year of my life. 我失去了整整一年生命 |
| [09:43.68] | Okay. 好 |
| [09:46.41] | -Your middle name is Pamela? -Yes. -你的中间名字是潘蜜拉？ -对 |
| [09:49.15] | I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is? 我从不知道我的是什么 你记得是什么吗？ |
| [09:52.39] | Yes. 记得 |
| [09:53.55] | Phoebe. 是菲比 |
| [09:55.79] | -That's my first name. -Right. Okay. Then, no. -那是我的正式名字 -对，好吧，那我不知道 |
| [10:03.33] | We made it across the room. You're doing great. 我们成功地穿过了客厅 你做的很好 |
| [10:06.63] | What's going on? 怎么回事？ |
| [10:07.94] | Monica's a little drunk. 摩妮卡有一点醉了 |
| [10:09.80] | Yeah! I love drunk Monica. 我喜欢酒醉的摩妮卡 |
| [10:13.37] | Oh, she's so much more fun than regular Monica. 她比正常的摩妮卡有趣多了 |
| [10:19.81] | She doesn't want her parents to know. 她不想让她的父母知道 |
| [10:22.52] | All right, all right. Here's what we'll do. 好，好，我们这么做 |
| [10:25.72] | I'll get twice as drunk, then no one will even notice her. 我来比她醉得厉害两倍 就没有人会注意她了 |
| [10:34.10] | What's going on? 怎么了？ |
| [10:36.46] | Monica's wasted. 摩妮卡醉了 |
| [10:37.93] | Maybe that'll liven up this party. 或许能让这个宴会有点生机 |
| [10:41.24] | Will you just help her get changed? 你能不能帮她换衣服？ |
| [10:43.94] | Taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey. 照顾酒醉，**的女人 好像是乔伊的工作 |
| [10:52.28] | This one's from me. 这是我的礼物 |
| [10:54.45] | It wasn't on your list, but it's really fun. 这不在你的礼物单子上 不过它真的很好玩 |
| [10:58.82] | A scooter. 滑板车 |
| [11:02.26] | Stick to the list. 照着单子买 |
| [11:06.06] | Always stick to the list. 永远记得照着单子买 |
| [11:09.83] | No, no, I love it. Thank you. 不，不，我很喜欢，谢谢 |
| [11:13.27] | Open ours next! Open ours next! 下一个开我们的礼物！ 下一个开我们的！ |
| [11:15.47] | Now that you're a couple, we don't get two gifts? 你们现在是一对 我们就没两个礼物了？ |
| [11:18.21] | For my last birthday, you gave me a hug. 我上一个生日，你送我一个拥抱 |
| [11:22.21] | Read the card! Read the card! 念卡片！念卡片！ |
| [11:28.12] | "Happy birthday, Grandma." 生日快乐，祖母 |
| [11:32.75] | It's better to be over the hill... 开始走下坡总比… |
| [11:36.12] | than buried under it. 被埋在坡下要好 |
| [11:41.36] | "All our love, Monica and Chandler." That's funny. 我们爱你，摩妮卡和钱德 好好笑 |
| [11:44.67] | No, no. That was a joke. 不，不，只是一个玩笑 |
| [11:47.27] | I know, I get it. It's funny. 我知道，我懂了，很好笑 |
| [11:50.27] | Because you're not a grandma. 因为你不是祖母 |
| [11:52.44] | To be a grandma, you have to be married and have children. 做为一个祖母，必须结了婚有小孩 |
| [11:56.18] | I don't have any of those things. That's why it's so funny. 我全都没有，所以真的很好笑 |
| [12:01.28] | I'm just gonna go... 我要… |
| [12:07.25] | All you had to do was buy the card. 你只需要买张卡片而己 |
| [12:17.67] | It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. 为着没有先生孩子就不高兴，是很笨 |
| [12:21.84] | All I really needed was a plan. 我只需要一个计划 |
| [12:24.57] | See, I want three kids. 我想生三个小孩 |
| [12:26.57] | And you want to have them all at the same time and all for your brother. 你要全部同一个时候生 把他们给你弟弟 |
| [12:33.41] | As I was saying... 我正在说… |
| [12:35.58] | I should have the first one by the time I'm 35. 我应该在35岁以前生第一个 |
| [12:39.09] | Which gives me five years. 这样我还有五年 |
| [12:41.92] | If I want a kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34. 如果我35时要生孩子 我34岁时才需要怀孕 |
| [12:46.33] | Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes. Prada还有四年时间生产孕妇装 |
| [12:53.10] | But I want to be married for a year before I get pregnant. 我想在怀孕之前至少结婚一年 |
| [12:57.14] | Really? That long? 真的？要那么久？ |
| [13:03.88] | Look all you want, it's happening. 你爱怎么看都行，已经在发生了 |
| [13:09.75] | I don't have to get married until I'm 33. That's three whole years. 我到33岁再结婚就好，我还有3年 |
| [13:14.12] | Wait a minute, though. 不过，等一下 |
| [13:15.62] | I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding. 我需要一年半来筹备婚礼 |
| [13:19.46] | And I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half... 我希望能认识这个人一年至一年半… |
| [13:22.66] | before we get engaged. 再订婚 |
| [13:25.77] | Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm 30. 这表示我必须在30岁时认识这个人 |
| [13:31.34] | Which is fine because you just turned... 没有问题，因为你才刚刚满… |
| [13:35.58] | 28! 28！ |
| [13:38.35] | No, Ross. No, it is not fine. 不，罗斯，不，有问题 |
| [13:40.82] | I should already be with the guy I'm gonna marry. 我应该和我要嫁的对象在一起了 |
| [13:51.36] | Will you quit hogging it? 你可不可以不要跳？ |
| [13:58.53] | I'm telling you, it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk. 我告诉你，这就好像看着斑比学走路 |
| [14:04.04] | You're drunk. 你醉了 |
| [14:06.87] | Mom and Dad are gonna be mad. 爸和妈会生气 |
| [14:11.58] | Maybe I'm a little drunk. 也许我有一点醉了 |
| [14:16.18] | Are those crab cakes? 那是蟹饼吗？ |
| [14:17.72] | I told you to come straight to me when they were ready. 我不是告诉你 蟹饼一出来立刻拿来给我？ |
| [14:23.69] | How you feeling? 觉得怎么样？ |
| [14:26.03] | You are so handsome. 你好帅 |
| [14:30.63] | I want to make love to you right here, right now. 我想在此时此地和你上床 |
| [14:36.74] | I really wish that you wouldn't. 我希望你不会 |
| [14:41.28] | Just get through a little bit more, then we can put you in bed. 再撑一下，我们就可以带你去睡觉 |
| [14:46.25] | Just smile, and don't talk to anyone. 只要微笑，不要说话 |
| [14:50.99] | Speech, speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl. 演讲，演讲！寿星演讲 |
| [14:55.86] | Phoebe! 菲比！ |
| [14:57.09] | See, everybody's looking at me. 看，大家都在看我 |
| [14:59.29] | The plan's working. 我的计划很有效 |
| [15:01.93] | I didn't even have to take off my top yet. 我还没脱掉上衣呢 |
| [15:05.47] | Speech. Come on, speech! 演讲，演讲！ |
| [15:10.97] | You can't keep your hands off her for one second. 你连离开她一秒钟都不行 |
| [15:14.58] | I think it's nice. 很好啊 |
| [15:16.31] | I think it's necessary. 我必须这样 |
| [15:26.42] | I want to thank you all for coming. 我要谢谢大家来到这里 |
| [15:29.69] | My family and... 我的家人和… |
| [15:31.66] | my friends. 我的朋友 |
| [15:36.90] | I'd really like to say that I'm... 我很想说我… |
| [15:41.40] | You know what I'd really like to say? 知道我真的很想说什么吗？ |
| [15:45.01] | I'm drunk! 我醉了！ |
| [15:49.31] | That's right, Mom and Dad. 没错，爸，妈 |
| [15:51.41] | Your little old "Harmomica" is hammered. 你们的小口琴醉了 |
| [15:57.32] | And guess what? 猜猜怎么着？ |
| [15:58.55] | I've been drunk before. 我以前也喝醉过 |
| [16:01.42] | And I've smoked a cigarette. 我抽过烟 |
| [16:07.03] | It's all okay. It's okay because... 没关系，没关系，因为… |
| [16:09.96] | I turned 30 today. 我今天满30岁了 |
| [16:12.87] | And I can do anything I want. 我想做什么就做什么 |
| [16:16.00] | Because I am a grownup. 因为我是成年人了 |
| [16:24.68] | Okay, quick. Help me get this off. 好，快，替我脱掉 |
| [16:31.52] | I lost a whole year. 我失去了整整一年 |
| [16:33.19] | I can't believe it. This is so unfair! 真不能相信，真不公平！ |
| [16:36.02] | Come on, Phoebe, it'll be okay. 菲比，没有关系的 |
| [16:38.19] | Will it? Will it? 是吗？是吗？ |
| [16:40.83] | How would you feel if you found out you were 31? 如果你发现你变31岁了 你会怎么感觉？ |
| [16:43.70] | That's not gonna happen. Because we have a new deal. 不会的，因为我们有个新约定 |
| [16:48.84] | Plus, it ruined my schedule. 还有，这毁了我的时间表 |
| [16:51.17] | I haven't done the things I wanted to do before I was 31. 我还没做那些我31岁前想做的事 |
| [16:55.41] | -Like what? -Like I haven't met any Portuguese people. -像什么？ -像是我还不认识任何葡萄牙人 |
| [16:59.98] | I haven't had the perfect kiss. 我还没有完美地接吻过 |
| [17:02.78] | And I haven't been to sniper school. 我还没去上狙击手学校 |
| [17:07.05] | Why don't we go and have some birthday cake? 我们去吃蛋糕吧 |
| [17:10.59] | I just feel like being by myself. See you guys later. Thanks. 我只想一个人静一下，待会见，谢谢 |
| [17:16.86] | Poor Phoebe. 可怜的菲比 |
| [17:18.87] | Hey, you guys, I think I'm gonna walk her home. 嘿，知道吗？我想我要陪她走回家 |
| [17:25.81] | -Oh, man. -What? -老天 -怎么？ |
| [17:28.61] | He's gonna eat the cake. 他会吃了蛋糕 |
| [17:32.45] | Phoebe! 菲比！ |
| [17:34.28] | Listen, I... 听着，我… |
| [17:36.48] | Close your eyes. 闭上眼睛 |
| [17:50.76] | That's one thing to cross off your list. 你可以将这一项从单子上划掉 |
| [17:55.30] | Oh, yeah. 哦，对了 |
| [17:58.81] | Plus, I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese. 还有，我是16分之1的葡萄牙人 |
| [18:05.78] | Okay, is everybody clear? 好，大家都清楚了？ |
| [18:08.12] | We're gonna pick it up... 我们要将它抬起来… |
| [18:12.22] | and move it. 然后移动它 |
| [18:14.86] | All we need is teamwork. We're gonna lift the car... 只需要团队工作 我们要抬起这台车… |
| [18:20.13] | and slide it out. 把它滑出来 |
| [18:25.20] | Lift... 抬起来… |
| [18:26.67] | and slide. 滑出来 |
| [18:29.04] | -Ross, I really don't think this.. -Lift... -罗斯，我真的不觉得这… -抬起来… |
| [18:32.91] | and slide. 滑出来 |
| [18:35.48] | -Okay, here we go. -All right, everyone. -好，开始吧 -好，大伙儿 |
| [18:38.25] | Lift... 抬起来… |
| [18:43.72] | and slide. 移出来 |
| [18:49.89] | -Hey, Joey.. -Come on, Rach, my turn just started. -嘿，乔伊… -别这样，瑞秋，才刚轮到我 |
| [18:55.13] | Actually, I just want to talk to Tag. 其实我是要和泰格说话 |
| [18:57.40] | Oh, okay. Hey, can I ride this outside? 哦，好，嘿，我可以到外面溜吗？ |
| [19:00.63] | Whatever. I'm not your mother. 随便，我不是你妈 |
| [19:03.70] | Not in the street! 不要到街上！ |
| [19:09.11] | -Are you feeling any better? -Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm... -有没有觉得好一点？ -有，我很好，我… |
| [19:14.75] | Let's talk. 我们谈谈 |
| [19:18.32] | What's up? 什么事？ |
| [19:20.05] | Oh, Tag... 泰格… |
| [19:22.82] | You're such a great guy. And we have so much fun together. 你真是个好男人，我们在一起很开心 |
| [19:26.53] | -But I.. -Wait. -可是我… -等一下 |
| [19:28.73] | I think I see where you're going. 我想我知道你要做什么 |
| [19:30.93] | Before you say anything else, can I say one more thing? 在你说任何话之前 我可以先说一件事吗？ |
| [19:43.14] | Well said. 说的好 |
| [19:46.88] | And a good example of the fun I was referring to. 正是我所谓很开心的好例子 |
| [19:51.52] | But I think I'm past the point where I can just have fun. 但我想我已经过了只要开心的时候 |
| [19:56.72] | Don't do this. This is just because you're turning 30. 瑞秋，不要这样 这只是因为你30岁了 |
| [20:00.46] | Yeah, it is. 是的 |
| [20:02.76] | But you're just a kid. I mean, you're 25. 而你只是个孩子，你才25岁 |
| [20:06.73] | -Twenty-four, actually. -Oh, God. -其实是24岁 -老天 |
| [20:11.54] | You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. 你知道我希望什么？ 我希望你比现在大6岁 |
| [20:16.64] | Well, if I'm wishing for stuff, I wish I was six years younger. 如果是希望的话 其实我希望自己年轻6岁 |
| [20:22.08] | -Me too. -Yeah. Sorry. -我也是 -是啊，对不起 |
| [20:33.89] | Hey, how'd it go? 嘿，谈得怎么样？ |
| [20:36.73] | If I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year? 如果我只要生两个孩子 我可以再保留他一年吗？ |
| [20:42.74] | You did the right thing. 你做的对 |
| [20:49.11] | I don't like this anymore. 我不喜欢它了 |
| [20:55.88] | Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30-year-olds. 我们在这儿，一群30岁的人 |
| [21:00.59] | Do you realize in 10 years we're gonna be 40? 你知道再过10年 我们就40岁了？ |
| [21:08.26] | Why, God? 为什么，上帝？ |
| [21:10.06] | Why are you doing this to us? 为什么这么对我们？ |
| [21:21.31] | Yes! My baby's finally free. 太好了！我的宝贝终于自由了 |
| [21:24.58] | All right! 好极了！ |
| [21:26.71] | Start it up. Let's go! 启动，我们走！ |
| [21:37.59] | How hot are we? 我们拉不拉风？ |
| [21:46.93] | You want to buy a car? 你要买车吗？ |
| [00:06.03] | Happy birthday! sheng ri kuai le! |
| [00:07.30] | Happy birthday! sheng ri kuai le! |
| [00:11.54] | Rach, come on. rui qiu, bie zhe yang |
| [00:13.91] | It' s your birthday! shi ni de sheng ri ye! |
| [00:15.74] | Hey... hei |
| [00:18.38] | She' s not as pretty as she was when she was 29. ta bu xiang ta 29 sui shi na me piao liang |
| [00:22.78] | Ms. Greene wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out. zai ge lin xiao jie chu lai zhi qian ta yao xian ba ji jian shi shuo qing chu |
| [00:27.62] | Please don' t use the words " old" or " downhill"... ta xi wang ni men bu yao yong dao ru" lao" huo zhe" zou xia po" deng zi yan |
| [00:31.23] | or " They still look pretty damn good." huo shi" ta men kan lai huan shi hen bang" |
| [00:37.83] | They do. ta men hai shi |
| [00:40.30] | Rachel, come on out. rui qiu, chu lai |
| [00:42.60] | Monica made breakfast. mo ni ka zuo le zao can |
| [00:44.41] | Chocolate chip pancakes. qiao ke li sui pian song bing |
| [00:46.84] | We' ve got presents. wo men you li wu gei ni |
| [00:51.21] | Good ones? hao de li wu? |
| [00:53.28] | They' re all from the list you gave us two weeks ago. dou shi liang xing qi qian ni gei de dan zi shang de |
| [00:57.25] | Can I keep the presents and still be 29? wo ke yi zhi shou li wu er reng ran shi 29 sui ma? |
| [01:01.32] | Come on, Rach, turning 30 is not that big a deal. rui qiu, 30 sui mei shen me da bu liao |
| [01:05.13] | Really? Is that how you felt when you turned 30? zhen de? ni man 30 shi ye shi zhe me jue de ma? |
| [01:08.16] | Why, God, why? wei shi me, shang di, wei shi me? |
| [01:10.83] | We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me! wo men jiang hao de le rang qi ta ren bian lao, wo bu yao! |
| [01:18.01] | You guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting? zhi you wo zhe yang ma? shi wo fan ying guo du ma? |
| [01:20.84] | No, it' s not just you. My 30th birthday sure wasn' t much fun. bu, bu shi zhi you ni wo de 30 sui sheng ri ye bu hao guo |
| [01:26.25] | And now Chandler! xian zai shi qian de le! |
| [01:29.78] | We' re all getting so old. wo men dou bian de zhe me lao |
| [01:31.89] | Why are You doing this to us? ni wei shi me zhe yang dui wo men? |
| [01:38.66] | The One Where They All Turn Thirty ben ji bo chu: bu ru san shi da guan |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:15.96] | rui qiu 30 sui sheng ri kuai le |
| [02:18.13] | You' re in a great place in your life. You have an amazing job, good friends. ni de sheng huo guo de hen hao ni you hen bang de gong zuo, hen hao de peng you |
| [02:22.97] | Your roommate' s a soap opera star. ni de shi you shi lian xu ju ming xing |
| [02:25.34] | Your character is in a coma. ni de jue se zai hun mi zhong |
| [02:29.48] | I promised myself I wouldn' t cry at this one. wo da ying zi ji zhe ge sheng ri yi ding bu ku |
| [02:33.98] | I know my life' s going pretty well, but I see so many people... wo zhi dao wo mu qian guo de hen hao dan wo kan dao yi xie ren |
| [02:37.79] | who' ve accomplished their goals before they' re 30. zai 30 sui yi qian jiu wan cheng le ta men de mu biao |
| [02:41.32] | Yeah, but you shouldn' t compare yourself to me. shi a, ni bu ying gai he wo bi |
| [02:45.26] | Come on, Phoebe! You can do it! lai, fei bi! ni zuo de dao de! |
| [02:48.53] | Come on. There you go. lai hao le |
| [02:56.54] | I did it! One mile on a Hippity Hop. wo cheng gong le! zai tiao tiao qiu shang zou le yi li |
| [03:00.41] | That' s everything I wanted to do before I was 30. 30 sui qian wo xiang wan cheng de shi |
| [03:03.85] | Except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. chu le wo xiang he wo mei xiu hao guan xi |
| [03:06.92] | Oh, well. But, yeah! , ke shi |
| [03:10.08] | Girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean. nv ren, zhe dong xi shi shang di gei de li wu ru guo ni dong wo de yi si |
| [03:23.46] | Let' s have some fun. What do you want to do? lai zuo dian you qu de shi ba, ni xiang zuo shi mo? |
| [03:26.97] | Nothing. I don' t want to do anything. shen me ye bu zuo, wo shen me ye bu xiang zuo |
| [03:28.94] | Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross. zai 30 sui sheng ri shi shen me dou bu zuo zong bi zuo ben shi hao, xiang luo si yi yang |
| [03:34.78] | That was a practical purchase. na shi hen shi ji de yi xiang gou mai |
| [03:37.21] | I needed that car for transportation. wo xu yao na che zi zuo jiao tong gong ju |
| [03:40.22] | Okay? I have a child. hao ma? wo you xiao hai |
| [03:43.18] | How hot do I look in this? wo zai zhe che li kan lai hen la feng ba? |
| [03:47.06] | Ross, a sports car? luo si, yi tai pao che? |
| [03:48.86] | Wouldn' t it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there? zai ku zi li sai wa zi bu shi bi jiao pian yi? |
| [03:53.06] | That' s not what this is about. zhe bu shi wei le na ge |
| [03:55.36] | I am a sports car enthusiast. wo shi pao che re ai zhe |
| [03:57.87] | I' ve always been into cars. What' s the horsepower? wo yi zhi dou hen xi huan che ta de ma li duo shao? |
| [04:02.07] | I don' t know, but look how shiny! bu zhi dao, ni kan ta duo liang ya! |
| [04:06.77] | I can' t believe you bought this. So can I have a ride, stud? ni jing ran mai le zhe tai che shuai ge, zai wo yi cheng ba? |
| [04:10.85] | Hop in. tiao shang che |
| [04:13.55] | Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life. zhun bei hao ni zhe bei zi zui wen de yi cheng |
| [04:41.51] | Damn it. ke wu |
| [04:44.85] | Okay, who' s next? hao le, xia yi ge shi shui? |
| [04:49.55] | I am gonna do something today. I won' t sit around like some old lady. jin tian wo yi ding yao zuo dian shen me wo bu yao xiang lao tai tai yi yang xian zuo zai zhe er |
| [04:54.22] | I want to get something pierced. wo yao zai shen shang da ge dong |
| [04:56.79] | Like my nose or my tongue or something. xiang shi bi zi she tou, huo shi bie de di fang |
| [05:00.33] | Really? Because that hurts. zhen de? na hui tong de |
| [05:02.33] | So what? The way I see it.. na you zen me? wo shi zhe me xiang |
| [05:04.33] | Son of a bitch! gai si de! |
| [05:07.74] | Look, I know what you' re going through. wo zhi dao ni jing li de |
| [05:10.57] | I' m totally freaked out about turning 25. wo 25 sui sheng ri shi xia huai le |
| [05:17.31] | Get out of my apartment. li kai wo jia |
| [05:20.18] | Rach, I think that you' re doing great. rui qiu, ni zuo de hen hao |
| [05:22.92] | Let' s face it, no one handles this well. zheng shi shi shi ba, mei you ren neng zhen de hao hao chu li zhe jian shi |
| [05:26.09] | Least of all you. zhi shao ni bu xing |
| [05:33.46] | Put that back on. Monica will be here any minute. fang hui qu, mo ni ka sui shi hui dao jia |
| [05:36.36] | But it hurts my Joey' s apple. ke shi qiao yi de ping guo hui tong |
| [05:41.04] | For the last time, it' s not named after each individual man. gao su ni zui hou yi ci ta bu shi yi mei yi ge ren de ming zi ming ming de |
| [05:49.41] | You' ve done a wonderful job with the party. Everything' s so lovely. qian de, ni ba yan hui ban de zhen hao mei yang dong xi dou hen mei li |
| [05:53.72] | Well, not as lovely as you. mei you xiang ni zhe me mei li |
| [05:55.48] | I can' t believe you have a 30yearold daughter. bu neng xiang xin ni you wei 30 sui de nv er |
| [05:59.15] | And I can' t believe you have a tux that' s 30 years old. bu neng xiang xin ni you jian 30 sui de yan wei fu |
| [06:03.86] | It' s older than that. Ross was conceived right near this tuxedo. zhe bi 30 nian hai lao luo si shi zai zhe jian yan wei fu pang you de |
| [06:11.50] | Everybody hide! She' s coming. da jia duo qi lai! wo kan dao ta le, ta lai le |
| [06:14.44] | Everybody down! da jia dun xia! |
| [06:22.01] | Everybody stay here. I' ll find out what' s going on. liu zai zhe er, wo lai kan kan fa sheng shen me shi le |
| [06:27.62] | Hey, you got the door open! hei, ni kai men le! |
| [06:32.19] | Hey, are you drunk? hei, ni he zui le ma? |
| [06:34.66] | No. mei you |
| [06:38.16] | Okay. hao |
| [06:43.60] | Okay. hao |
| [06:46.33] | See, I was a little nervous about turning... wo dui yao man 30 sui |
| [06:49.94] | 30. you dian jin zhang |
| [06:52.17] | So the busboys took me out for some drinks. shou wan de xiao di dai wo qu he jiu |
| [06:58.51] | Might want to puke on you later. dai hui ke neng hui tu zai ni shen shang |
| [07:02.68] | Here' s the thing. We' ve thrown a very formal surprise party for you. shi qing shi zhe yang de wo men ti ni ban le yi ge jing xi yan hui |
| [07:07.82] | Your parents and friends are in there. No! ni de peng you he fu mu dou zai li mian bu! |
| [07:10.96] | Yes! Yes! No. shi de! shi de! bu |
| [07:12.19] | Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk. o, bu! wo fu mu cong mei kan wo zui guo |
| [07:15.83] | That they know of. jiu ta men suo zhi |
| [07:18.13] | We' ll get you some coffee. They' ll never know that you' re drunk. wo men ti ni nong dian ka fei ta men bu hui zhi dao ni zui le |
| [07:22.54] | You promise? I' ll take care of it. ni que ding? wo hui chu li hao de |
| [07:25.24] | I love you so much. wo hao ai ni |
| [07:27.64] | Okay, we have to do something about your breath. hao le, yao dui ni de kou chou xiang xiang ban fa |
| [07:32.51] | What about your breath? na ni de ne? |
| [07:35.95] | That' s still yours. na hai shi ni de kou chou |
| [07:39.72] | Now remember, it' s a surprise party. ji zhu, zhe shi yi ge jing xi |
| [07:42.79] | So when you go in, act surprised. ni jin qu shi yao xian de hen jing ya |
| [07:46.53] | Ready? hao le ma? |
| [07:55.00] | Surprise! jing xi! |
| [08:02.51] | Okay, forward. Forward. hao, qian jin, qian jin |
| [08:04.38] | Stop! ting zhi! |
| [08:07.08] | Okay, back.. Stop! hao, tui hou ting! |
| [08:10.65] | Okay, for.. Stop! hao, qian ting! |
| [08:12.22] | Stop! Stop! ting! ting! |
| [08:14.99] | Okay, here' s what we' re gonna do. hao, wo men zhe me zuo |
| [08:17.49] | I' ll break into this minivan, put it in neutral. wo da kai zhe tai xiu lv che che men jiang ta fang zai kong dang |
| [08:20.46] | You push it forward so Ross can get out of the spot. ni men ba ta xiang qian tui, luo si jiu neng kai chu lai le |
| [08:24.57] | All right. Here we go. hao, lai ba |
| [08:32.61] | Haul ass! kuai tao! |
| [08:45.55] | Happy 30th birthday! Here. 30 sui sheng ri kuai le! lai |
| [08:49.19] | It' s for the child in you. And the woman. gei ni li mian di hai zi, hai you nv zi |
| [08:52.89] | Happy 30th! 30 sui kuai le! |
| [08:54.30] | Why do you keep saying that? ni wei shi me yi zhi zhe me shuo? |
| [08:56.43] | Because it' s our 30th birthday. yin wei zhe shi wo men de 30 sui sheng ri |
| [08:59.00] | Yeah, no, we' re not 30. We' re 31. Okay. bu, wo men bu shi 30, wo men 31 sui le |
| [09:03.20] | Wait. deng yi xia |
| [09:06.61] | Oh, it' s you. o, shi ni |
| [09:08.41] | Yeah. What? shi, zen me? |
| [09:10.31] | Yeah, we' re not 30. We' re 31. dui, wo men bu shi 30, wo men shi 31 |
| [09:14.05] | That' s what it says on my birth certificate. wo de chu sheng zheng ming shang shi zhe me xie de |
| [09:16.75] | You have a birth certificate? ni you chu sheng zheng ming? |
| [09:18.59] | I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died. wo ma qu shi shi, wo na dao le yi xiang zi jia ting wen jian |
| [09:22.02] | Our mom. wo men de ma |
| [09:23.59] | Right. Okay. hao, hao |
| [09:26.56] | Do you have mine? No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway. ni you wo de ma? mei you, wo mai gei le yi ge tao jia de rui dian ren |
| [09:33.40] | Oh, my God. wo de lao tian |
| [09:35.74] | Oh, my God, we are 31! wo de lao tian, wo men 31 le! |
| [09:38.11] | Yeah. shi a |
| [09:40.61] | I just lost a whole year of my life. wo shi qu le zheng zheng yi nian sheng ming |
| [09:43.68] | Okay. hao |
| [09:46.41] | Your middle name is Pamela? Yes. ni de zhong jian ming zi shi pan mi la? dui |
| [09:49.15] | I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is? wo cong bu zhi dao wo de shi shen me ni ji de shi shen me ma? |
| [09:52.39] | Yes. ji de |
| [09:53.55] | Phoebe. shi fei bi |
| [09:55.79] | That' s my first name. Right. Okay. Then, no. na shi wo de zheng shi ming zi dui, hao ba, na wo bu zhi dao |
| [10:03.33] | We made it across the room. You' re doing great. wo men cheng gong di chuan guo le ke ting ni zuo de hen hao |
| [10:06.63] | What' s going on? zen me hui shi? |
| [10:07.94] | Monica' s a little drunk. mo ni ka you yi dian zui le |
| [10:09.80] | Yeah! I love drunk Monica. wo xi huan jiu zui de mo ni ka |
| [10:13.37] | Oh, she' s so much more fun than regular Monica. ta bi zheng chang de mo ni ka you qu duo le |
| [10:19.81] | She doesn' t want her parents to know. ta bu xiang rang ta de fu mu zhi dao |
| [10:22.52] | All right, all right. Here' s what we' ll do. hao, hao, wo men zhe me zuo |
| [10:25.72] | I' ll get twice as drunk, then no one will even notice her. wo lai bi ta zui de li hai liang bei jiu mei you ren hui zhu yi ta le |
| [10:34.10] | What' s going on? zen me le? |
| [10:36.46] | Monica' s wasted. mo ni ka zui le |
| [10:37.93] | Maybe that' ll liven up this party. huo xu neng rang zhe ge yan hui you dian sheng ji |
| [10:41.24] | Will you just help her get changed? ni neng bu neng bang ta huan yi fu? |
| [10:43.94] | Taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey. zhao gu jiu zui, de nv ren hao xiang shi qiao yi de gong zuo |
| [10:52.28] | This one' s from me. zhe shi wo de li wu |
| [10:54.45] | It wasn' t on your list, but it' s really fun. zhe bu zai ni de li wu dan zi shang bu guo ta zhen de hen hao wan |
| [10:58.82] | A scooter. hua ban che |
| [11:02.26] | Stick to the list. zhao zhe dan zi mai |
| [11:06.06] | Always stick to the list. yong yuan ji de zhao zhe dan zi mai |
| [11:09.83] | No, no, I love it. Thank you. bu, bu, wo hen xi huan, xie xie |
| [11:13.27] | Open ours next! Open ours next! xia yi ge kai wo men de li wu! xia yi ge kai wo men de! |
| [11:15.47] | Now that you' re a couple, we don' t get two gifts? ni men xian zai shi yi dui wo men jiu mei liang ge li wu le? |
| [11:18.21] | For my last birthday, you gave me a hug. wo shang yi ge sheng ri, ni song wo yi ge yong bao |
| [11:22.21] | Read the card! Read the card! nian ka pian! nian ka pian! |
| [11:28.12] | " Happy birthday, Grandma." sheng ri kuai le, zu mu |
| [11:32.75] | It' s better to be over the hill... kai shi zou xia po zong bi |
| [11:36.12] | than buried under it. bei mai zai po xia yao hao |
| [11:41.36] | " All our love, Monica and Chandler." That' s funny. wo men ai ni, mo ni ka he qian de hao hao xiao |
| [11:44.67] | No, no. That was a joke. bu, bu, zhi shi yi ge wan xiao |
| [11:47.27] | I know, I get it. It' s funny. wo zhi dao, wo dong le, hen hao xiao |
| [11:50.27] | Because you' re not a grandma. yin wei ni bu shi zu mu |
| [11:52.44] | To be a grandma, you have to be married and have children. zuo wei yi ge zu mu, bi xu jie le hun you xiao hai |
| [11:56.18] | I don' t have any of those things. That' s why it' s so funny. wo quan dou mei you, suo yi zhen de hen hao xiao |
| [12:01.28] | I' m just gonna go... wo yao |
| [12:07.25] | All you had to do was buy the card. ni zhi xu yao mai zhang ka pian er ji |
| [12:17.67] | It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. wei zhe mei you xian sheng hai zi jiu bu gao xing, shi hen ben |
| [12:21.84] | All I really needed was a plan. wo zhi xu yao yi ge ji hua |
| [12:24.57] | See, I want three kids. wo xiang sheng san ge xiao hai |
| [12:26.57] | And you want to have them all at the same time and all for your brother. ni yao quan bu tong yi ge shi hou sheng ba ta men gei ni di di |
| [12:33.41] | As I was saying... wo zheng zai shuo |
| [12:35.58] | I should have the first one by the time I' m 35. wo ying gai zai 35 sui yi qian sheng di yi ge |
| [12:39.09] | Which gives me five years. zhe yang wo hai you wu nian |
| [12:41.92] | If I want a kid when I' m 35, I don' t have to get pregnant until I' m 34. ru guo wo 35 shi yao sheng hai zi wo 34 sui shi cai xu yao huai yun |
| [12:46.33] | Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes. Prada hai you si nian shi jian sheng chan yun fu zhuang |
| [12:53.10] | But I want to be married for a year before I get pregnant. wo xiang zai huai yun zhi qian zhi shao jie hun yi nian |
| [12:57.14] | Really? That long? zhen de? yao na me jiu? |
| [13:03.88] | Look all you want, it' s happening. ni ai zen me kan dou xing, yi jing zai fa sheng le |
| [13:09.75] | I don' t have to get married until I' m 33. That' s three whole years. wo dao 33 sui zai jie hun jiu hao, wo hai you 3 nian |
| [13:14.12] | Wait a minute, though. bu guo, deng yi xia |
| [13:15.62] | I' ll need a year and a half to plan the wedding. wo xu yao yi nian ban lai chou bei hun li |
| [13:19.46] | And I' d like to know the guy for a year, year and a half... wo xi wang neng ren shi zhe ge ren yi nian zhi yi nian ban |
| [13:22.66] | before we get engaged. zai ding hun |
| [13:25.77] | Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I' m 30. zhe biao shi wo bi xu zai 30 sui shi ren shi zhe ge ren |
| [13:31.34] | Which is fine because you just turned... mei you wen ti, yin wei ni cai gang gang man |
| [13:35.58] | 28! 28! |
| [13:38.35] | No, Ross. No, it is not fine. bu, luo si, bu, you wen ti |
| [13:40.82] | I should already be with the guy I' m gonna marry. wo ying gai he wo yao jia de dui xiang zai yi qi le |
| [13:51.36] | Will you quit hogging it? ni ke bu ke yi bu yao tiao? |
| [13:58.53] | I' m telling you, it' s like watching Bambi learn how to walk. wo gao su ni, zhe jiu hao xiang kan zhe ban bi xue zou lu |
| [14:04.04] | You' re drunk. ni zui le |
| [14:06.87] | Mom and Dad are gonna be mad. ba he ma hui sheng qi |
| [14:11.58] | Maybe I' m a little drunk. ye xu wo you yi dian zui le |
| [14:16.18] | Are those crab cakes? na shi xie bing ma? |
| [14:17.72] | I told you to come straight to me when they were ready. wo bu shi gao su ni xie bing yi chu lai li ke na lai gei wo? |
| [14:23.69] | How you feeling? jue de zen me yang? |
| [14:26.03] | You are so handsome. ni hao shuai |
| [14:30.63] | I want to make love to you right here, right now. wo xiang zai ci shi ci di he ni shang chuang |
| [14:36.74] | I really wish that you wouldn' t. wo xi wang ni bu hui |
| [14:41.28] | Just get through a little bit more, then we can put you in bed. zai cheng yi xia, wo men jiu ke yi dai ni qu shui jiao |
| [14:46.25] | Just smile, and don' t talk to anyone. zhi yao wei xiao, bu yao shuo hua |
| [14:50.99] | Speech, speech! Let' s hear from the birthday girl. yan jiang, yan jiang! shou xing yan jiang |
| [14:55.86] | Phoebe! fei bi! |
| [14:57.09] | See, everybody' s looking at me. kan, da jia dou zai kan wo |
| [14:59.29] | The plan' s working. wo de ji hua hen you xiao |
| [15:01.93] | I didn' t even have to take off my top yet. wo hai mei tuo diao shang yi ne |
| [15:05.47] | Speech. Come on, speech! yan jiang, yan jiang! |
| [15:10.97] | You can' t keep your hands off her for one second. ni lian li kai ta yi miao zhong dou bu xing |
| [15:14.58] | I think it' s nice. hen hao a |
| [15:16.31] | I think it' s necessary. wo bi xu zhe yang |
| [15:26.42] | I want to thank you all for coming. wo yao xie xie da jia lai dao zhe li |
| [15:29.69] | My family and... wo de jia ren he |
| [15:31.66] | my friends. wo de peng you |
| [15:36.90] | I' d really like to say that I' m... wo hen xiang shuo wo |
| [15:41.40] | You know what I' d really like to say? zhi dao wo zhen de hen xiang shuo shi mo ma? |
| [15:45.01] | I' m drunk! wo zui le! |
| [15:49.31] | That' s right, Mom and Dad. mei cuo, ba, ma |
| [15:51.41] | Your little old " Harmomica" is hammered. ni men de xiao kou qin zui le |
| [15:57.32] | And guess what? cai cai zen me zhao? |
| [15:58.55] | I' ve been drunk before. wo yi qian ye he zui guo |
| [16:01.42] | And I' ve smoked a cigarette. wo chou guo yan |
| [16:07.03] | It' s all okay. It' s okay because... mei guan xi, mei guan xi, yin wei |
| [16:09.96] | I turned 30 today. wo jin tian man 30 sui le |
| [16:12.87] | And I can do anything I want. wo xiang zuo shi mo jiu zuo shi mo |
| [16:16.00] | Because I am a grownup. yin wei wo shi cheng nian ren le |
| [16:24.68] | Okay, quick. Help me get this off. hao, kuai, ti wo tuo diao |
| [16:31.52] | I lost a whole year. wo shi qu le zheng zheng yi nian |
| [16:33.19] | I can' t believe it. This is so unfair! zhen bu neng xiang xin, zhen bu gong ping! |
| [16:36.02] | Come on, Phoebe, it' ll be okay. fei bi, mei you guan xi de |
| [16:38.19] | Will it? Will it? shi ma? shi ma? |
| [16:40.83] | How would you feel if you found out you were 31? ru guo ni fa xian ni bian 31 sui le ni hui zen me gan jue? |
| [16:43.70] | That' s not gonna happen. Because we have a new deal. bu hui de, yin wei wo men you ge xin yue ding |
| [16:48.84] | Plus, it ruined my schedule. hai you, zhe hui le wo de shi jian biao |
| [16:51.17] | I haven' t done the things I wanted to do before I was 31. wo hai mei zuo nei xie wo 31 sui qian xiang zuo de shi |
| [16:55.41] | Like what? Like I haven' t met any Portuguese people. xiang shen me? xiang shi wo hai bu ren shi ren he pu tao ya ren |
| [16:59.98] | I haven' t had the perfect kiss. wo hai mei you wan mei di jie wen guo |
| [17:02.78] | And I haven' t been to sniper school. wo hai mei qu shang ju ji shou xue xiao |
| [17:07.05] | Why don' t we go and have some birthday cake? wo men qu chi dan gao ba |
| [17:10.59] | I just feel like being by myself. See you guys later. Thanks. wo zhi xiang yi ge ren jing yi xia, dai hui jian, xie xie |
| [17:16.86] | Poor Phoebe. ke lian de fei bi |
| [17:18.87] | Hey, you guys, I think I' m gonna walk her home. hei, zhi dao ma? wo xiang wo yao pei ta zou hui jia |
| [17:25.81] | Oh, man. What? lao tian zen me? |
| [17:28.61] | He' s gonna eat the cake. ta hui chi le dan gao |
| [17:32.45] | Phoebe! fei bi! |
| [17:34.28] | Listen, I... ting zhe, wo |
| [17:36.48] | Close your eyes. bi shang yan jing |
| [17:50.76] | That' s one thing to cross off your list. ni ke yi jiang zhe yi xiang cong dan zi shang hua diao |
| [17:55.30] | Oh, yeah. o, dui le |
| [17:58.81] | Plus, I' m onesixteenth Portuguese. hai you, wo shi 16 fen zhi 1 de pu tao ya ren |
| [18:05.78] | Okay, is everybody clear? hao, da jia dou qing chu le? |
| [18:08.12] | We' re gonna pick it up... wo men yao jiang ta tai qi lai |
| [18:12.22] | and move it. ran hou yi dong ta |
| [18:14.86] | All we need is teamwork. We' re gonna lift the car... zhi xu yao tuan dui gong zuo wo men yao tai qi zhe tai che |
| [18:20.13] | and slide it out. ba ta hua chu lai |
| [18:25.20] | Lift... tai qi lai |
| [18:26.67] | and slide. hua chu lai |
| [18:29.04] | Ross, I really don' t think this.. Lift... luo si, wo zhen de bu jue de zhe tai qi lai |
| [18:32.91] | and slide. hua chu lai |
| [18:35.48] | Okay, here we go. All right, everyone. hao, kai shi ba hao, da huo er |
| [18:38.25] | Lift... tai qi lai |
| [18:43.72] | and slide. yi chu lai |
| [18:49.89] | Hey, Joey.. Come on, Rach, my turn just started. hei, qiao yi bie zhe yang, rui qiu, cai gang lun dao wo |
| [18:55.13] | Actually, I just want to talk to Tag. qi shi wo shi yao he tai ge shuo hua |
| [18:57.40] | Oh, okay. Hey, can I ride this outside? o, hao, hei, wo ke yi dao wai mian liu ma? |
| [19:00.63] | Whatever. I' m not your mother. sui bian, wo bu shi ni ma |
| [19:03.70] | Not in the street! bu yao dao jie shang! |
| [19:09.11] | Are you feeling any better? Yeah, I' m doing okay. I' m... you mei you jue de hao yi dian? you, wo hen hao, wo |
| [19:14.75] | Let' s talk. wo men tan tan |
| [19:18.32] | What' s up? shen me shi? |
| [19:20.05] | Oh, Tag... tai ge |
| [19:22.82] | You' re such a great guy. And we have so much fun together. ni zhen shi ge hao nan ren, wo men zai yi qi hen kai xin |
| [19:26.53] | But I.. Wait. ke shi wo deng yi xia |
| [19:28.73] | I think I see where you' re going. wo xiang wo zhi dao ni yao zuo shi mo |
| [19:30.93] | Before you say anything else, can I say one more thing? zai ni shuo ren he hua zhi qian wo ke yi xian shuo yi jian shi ma? |
| [19:43.14] | Well said. shuo de hao |
| [19:46.88] | And a good example of the fun I was referring to. zheng shi wo suo wei hen kai xin de hao li zi |
| [19:51.52] | But I think I' m past the point where I can just have fun. dan wo xiang wo yi jing guo le zhi yao kai xin de shi hou |
| [19:56.72] | Don' t do this. This is just because you' re turning 30. rui qiu, bu yao zhe yang zhe zhi shi yin wei ni 30 sui le |
| [20:00.46] | Yeah, it is. shi de |
| [20:02.76] | But you' re just a kid. I mean, you' re 25. er ni zhi shi ge hai zi, ni cai 25 sui |
| [20:06.73] | Twentyfour, actually. Oh, God. qi shi shi 24 sui lao tian |
| [20:11.54] | You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. ni zhi dao wo xi wang shen me? wo xi wang ni bi xian zai da 6 sui |
| [20:16.64] | Well, if I' m wishing for stuff, I wish I was six years younger. ru guo shi xi wang de hua qi shi wo xi wang zi ji nian qing 6 sui |
| [20:22.08] | Me too. Yeah. Sorry. wo ye shi shi a, dui bu qi |
| [20:33.89] | Hey, how' d it go? hei, tan de zen me yang? |
| [20:36.73] | If I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year? ru guo wo zhi yao sheng liang ge hai zi wo ke yi zai bao liu ta yi nian ma? |
| [20:42.74] | You did the right thing. ni zuo de dui |
| [20:49.11] | I don' t like this anymore. wo bu xi huan ta le |
| [20:55.88] | Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30yearolds. wo men zai zhe er, yi qun 30 sui de ren |
| [21:00.59] | Do you realize in 10 years we' re gonna be 40? ni zhi dao zai guo 10 nian wo men jiu 40 sui le? |
| [21:08.26] | Why, God? wei shi me, shang di? |
| [21:10.06] | Why are you doing this to us? wei shi me zhe me dui wo men? |
| [21:21.31] | Yes! My baby' s finally free. tai hao le! wo de bao bei zhong yu zi you le |
| [21:24.58] | All right! hao ji le! |
| [21:26.71] | Start it up. Let' s go! qi dong, wo men zou! |
| [21:37.59] | How hot are we? wo men la bu la feng? |
| [21:46.93] | You want to buy a car? ni yao mai che ma? |
| [00:06.03] | Happy birthday! shēng rì kuài lè! |
| [00:07.30] | Happy birthday! shēng rì kuài lè! |
| [00:11.54] | Rach, come on. ruì qiū, bié zhè yàng |
| [00:13.91] | It' s your birthday! shì nǐ de shēng rì yé! |
| [00:15.74] | Hey... hēi |
| [00:18.38] | She' s not as pretty as she was when she was 29. tā bù xiàng tā 29 suì shí nà me piào liàng |
| [00:22.78] | Ms. Greene wants to establish some ground rules before she comes out. zài gé lín xiǎo jiě chū lái zhī qián tā yào xiān bǎ jǐ jiàn shì shuō qīng chǔ |
| [00:27.62] | Please don' t use the words " old" or " downhill"... tā xī wàng nǐ men bú yào yòng dào rú" lǎo" huò zhě" zǒu xià pō" děng zì yǎn |
| [00:31.23] | or " They still look pretty damn good." huò shì" tā men kàn lái huán shì hěn bàng" |
| [00:37.83] | They do. tā men hái shì |
| [00:40.30] | Rachel, come on out. ruì qiū, chū lái |
| [00:42.60] | Monica made breakfast. mó nī kǎ zuò le zǎo cān |
| [00:44.41] | Chocolate chip pancakes. qiǎo kè lì suì piàn sōng bǐng |
| [00:46.84] | We' ve got presents. wǒ men yǒu lǐ wù gěi nǐ |
| [00:51.21] | Good ones? hǎo de lǐ wù? |
| [00:53.28] | They' re all from the list you gave us two weeks ago. dōu shì liǎng xīng qī qián nǐ gěi de dān zi shàng de |
| [00:57.25] | Can I keep the presents and still be 29? wǒ kě yǐ zhǐ shōu lǐ wù ér réng rán shì 29 suì ma? |
| [01:01.32] | Come on, Rach, turning 30 is not that big a deal. ruì qiū, 30 suì méi shén me dà bù liǎo |
| [01:05.13] | Really? Is that how you felt when you turned 30? zhēn de? nǐ mǎn 30 shí yě shì zhè me jué de ma? |
| [01:08.16] | Why, God, why? wèi shí me, shàng dì, wèi shí me? |
| [01:10.83] | We had a deal. Let the others grow old, not me! wǒ men jiǎng hǎo de le ràng qí tā rén biàn lǎo, wǒ bú yào! |
| [01:18.01] | You guys, is it just me? Am I overreacting? zhǐ yǒu wǒ zhè yàng ma? shì wǒ fǎn yìng guò dù ma? |
| [01:20.84] | No, it' s not just you. My 30th birthday sure wasn' t much fun. bù, bú shì zhǐ yǒu nǐ wǒ de 30 suì shēng rì yě bù hǎo guò |
| [01:26.25] | And now Chandler! xiàn zài shì qián dé le! |
| [01:29.78] | We' re all getting so old. wǒ men dōu biàn de zhè me lǎo |
| [01:31.89] | Why are You doing this to us? nǐ wèi shí me zhè yàng duì wǒ men? |
| [01:38.66] | The One Where They All Turn Thirty běn jí bō chū: bù rù sān shí dà guān |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:15.96] | ruì qiū 30 suì shēng rì kuài lè |
| [02:18.13] | You' re in a great place in your life. You have an amazing job, good friends. nǐ de shēng huó guò de hěn hǎo nǐ yǒu hěn bàng de gōng zuò, hěn hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [02:22.97] | Your roommate' s a soap opera star. nǐ de shì yǒu shì lián xù jù míng xīng |
| [02:25.34] | Your character is in a coma. nǐ de jué sè zài hūn mí zhōng |
| [02:29.48] | I promised myself I wouldn' t cry at this one. wǒ dā yìng zì jǐ zhè gè shēng rì yí dìng bù kū |
| [02:33.98] | I know my life' s going pretty well, but I see so many people... wǒ zhī dào wǒ mù qián guò de hěn hǎo dàn wǒ kàn dào yī xiē rén |
| [02:37.79] | who' ve accomplished their goals before they' re 30. zài 30 suì yǐ qián jiù wán chéng le tā men de mù biāo |
| [02:41.32] | Yeah, but you shouldn' t compare yourself to me. shì a, nǐ bù yīng gāi hé wǒ bǐ |
| [02:45.26] | Come on, Phoebe! You can do it! lái, fēi bǐ! nǐ zuò dé dào de! |
| [02:48.53] | Come on. There you go. lái hǎo le |
| [02:56.54] | I did it! One mile on a Hippity Hop. wǒ chéng gōng le! zài tiào tiào qiú shàng zǒu le yī lǐ |
| [03:00.41] | That' s everything I wanted to do before I was 30. 30 suì qián wǒ xiǎng wán chéng de shì |
| [03:03.85] | Except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. chú le wǒ xiǎng hé wǒ mèi xiū hǎo guān xì |
| [03:06.92] | Oh, well. But, yeah! , kě shì |
| [03:10.08] | Girls, this thing is a godsend, if you know what I mean. nǚ rén, zhè dōng xī shì shàng dì gěi de lǐ wù rú guǒ nǐ dǒng wǒ de yì sī |
| [03:23.46] | Let' s have some fun. What do you want to do? lái zuò diǎn yǒu qù de shì ba, nǐ xiǎng zuò shí mǒ? |
| [03:26.97] | Nothing. I don' t want to do anything. shén me yě bù zuò, wǒ shén me yě bù xiǎng zuò |
| [03:28.94] | Doing nothing on your 30th is better than doing something stupid, like Ross. zài 30 suì shēng rì shí shén me dōu bù zuò zǒng bǐ zuò bèn shì hǎo, xiàng luó sī yí yàng |
| [03:34.78] | That was a practical purchase. nà shi hěn shí jì de yī xiàng gòu mǎi |
| [03:37.21] | I needed that car for transportation. wǒ xū yào nà chē zi zuò jiāo tōng gōng jù |
| [03:40.22] | Okay? I have a child. hǎo ma? wǒ yǒu xiǎo hái |
| [03:43.18] | How hot do I look in this? wǒ zài zhè chē lǐ kàn lái hěn lā fēng ba? |
| [03:47.06] | Ross, a sports car? luó sī, yī tái pǎo chē? |
| [03:48.86] | Wouldn' t it be cheaper to just stuff a sock down there? zài kù zi lǐ sāi wà zi bú shì bǐ jiào pián yí? |
| [03:53.06] | That' s not what this is about. zhè bú shì wèi le nà gè |
| [03:55.36] | I am a sports car enthusiast. wǒ shì pǎo chē rè ài zhě |
| [03:57.87] | I' ve always been into cars. What' s the horsepower? wǒ yī zhí dōu hěn xǐ huān chē tā de mǎ lì duō shǎo? |
| [04:02.07] | I don' t know, but look how shiny! bù zhī dào, nǐ kàn tā duō liàng ya! |
| [04:06.77] | I can' t believe you bought this. So can I have a ride, stud? nǐ jìng rán mǎi le zhè tái chē shuài gē, zài wǒ yī chéng ba? |
| [04:10.85] | Hop in. tiào shàng chē |
| [04:13.55] | Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life. zhǔn bèi hǎo nǐ zhè bèi zi zuì wěn de yī chéng |
| [04:41.51] | Damn it. kě wù |
| [04:44.85] | Okay, who' s next? hǎo le, xià yī ge shì shuí? |
| [04:49.55] | I am gonna do something today. I won' t sit around like some old lady. jīn tiān wǒ yí dìng yào zuò diǎn shén me wǒ bú yào xiàng lǎo tài tài yí yàng xián zuò zài zhè ér |
| [04:54.22] | I want to get something pierced. wǒ yào zài shēn shàng dǎ gè dòng |
| [04:56.79] | Like my nose or my tongue or something. xiàng shì bí zi shé tou, huò shì bié de dì fāng |
| [05:00.33] | Really? Because that hurts. zhēn de? nà huì tòng de |
| [05:02.33] | So what? The way I see it.. nà yòu zěn me? wǒ shì zhè me xiǎng |
| [05:04.33] | Son of a bitch! gāi sǐ de! |
| [05:07.74] | Look, I know what you' re going through. wǒ zhī dào nǐ jīng lì de |
| [05:10.57] | I' m totally freaked out about turning 25. wǒ 25 suì shēng rì shí xià huài le |
| [05:17.31] | Get out of my apartment. lí kāi wǒ jiā |
| [05:20.18] | Rach, I think that you' re doing great. ruì qiū, nǐ zuò de hěn hǎo |
| [05:22.92] | Let' s face it, no one handles this well. zhèng shì shì shí ba, méi yǒu rén néng zhēn de hǎo hǎo chǔ lǐ zhè jiàn shì |
| [05:26.09] | Least of all you. zhì shǎo nǐ bù xíng |
| [05:33.46] | Put that back on. Monica will be here any minute. fàng huí qù, mó nī kǎ suí shí huì dào jiā |
| [05:36.36] | But it hurts my Joey' s apple. kě shì qiáo yī de píng guǒ huì tòng |
| [05:41.04] | For the last time, it' s not named after each individual man. gào sù nǐ zuì hòu yī cì tā bú shì yǐ měi yí ge rén de míng zì mìng míng de |
| [05:49.41] | You' ve done a wonderful job with the party. Everything' s so lovely. qián dé, nǐ bǎ yàn huì bàn dé zhēn hǎo měi yàng dōng xī dōu hěn měi lì |
| [05:53.72] | Well, not as lovely as you. méi yǒu xiàng nǐ zhè me měi lì |
| [05:55.48] | I can' t believe you have a 30yearold daughter. bù néng xiāng xìn nǐ yǒu wèi 30 suì de nǚ ér |
| [05:59.15] | And I can' t believe you have a tux that' s 30 years old. bù néng xiāng xìn nǐ yǒu jiàn 30 suì de yàn wěi fú |
| [06:03.86] | It' s older than that. Ross was conceived right near this tuxedo. zhè bǐ 30 nián hái lǎo luó sī shì zài zhè jiàn yàn wěi fú páng yǒu de |
| [06:11.50] | Everybody hide! She' s coming. dà jiā duǒ qǐ lái! wǒ kàn dào tā le, tā lái le |
| [06:14.44] | Everybody down! dà jiā dūn xià! |
| [06:22.01] | Everybody stay here. I' ll find out what' s going on. liú zài zhè ér, wǒ lái kàn kàn fā shēng shén me shì le |
| [06:27.62] | Hey, you got the door open! hēi, nǐ kāi mén le! |
| [06:32.19] | Hey, are you drunk? hēi, nǐ hē zuì le ma? |
| [06:34.66] | No. méi yǒu |
| [06:38.16] | Okay. hǎo |
| [06:43.60] | Okay. hǎo |
| [06:46.33] | See, I was a little nervous about turning... wǒ duì yào mǎn 30 suì |
| [06:49.94] | 30. yǒu diǎn jǐn zhāng |
| [06:52.17] | So the busboys took me out for some drinks. shōu wǎn de xiǎo dì dài wǒ qù hē jiǔ |
| [06:58.51] | Might want to puke on you later. dāi huì kě néng huì tǔ zài nǐ shēn shàng |
| [07:02.68] | Here' s the thing. We' ve thrown a very formal surprise party for you. shì qíng shì zhè yàng de wǒ men tì nǐ bàn le yí gè jīng xǐ yàn huì |
| [07:07.82] | Your parents and friends are in there. No! nǐ de péng yǒu hé fù mǔ dōu zài lǐ miàn bù! |
| [07:10.96] | Yes! Yes! No. shì de! shì de! bù |
| [07:12.19] | Oh, no! My parents have never seen me drunk. ó, bù! wǒ fù mǔ cóng méi kàn wǒ zuì guò |
| [07:15.83] | That they know of. jiù tā men suǒ zhī |
| [07:18.13] | We' ll get you some coffee. They' ll never know that you' re drunk. wǒ men tì nǐ nòng diǎn kā fēi tā men bú huì zhī dào nǐ zuì le |
| [07:22.54] | You promise? I' ll take care of it. nǐ què dìng? wǒ huì chǔ lǐ hǎo de |
| [07:25.24] | I love you so much. wǒ hǎo ài nǐ |
| [07:27.64] | Okay, we have to do something about your breath. hǎo le, yào duì nǐ de kǒu chòu xiǎng xiǎng bàn fǎ |
| [07:32.51] | What about your breath? nà nǐ de ne? |
| [07:35.95] | That' s still yours. nà hái shì nǐ de kǒu chòu |
| [07:39.72] | Now remember, it' s a surprise party. jì zhù, zhè shì yí gè jīng xǐ |
| [07:42.79] | So when you go in, act surprised. nǐ jìn qù shí yào xiǎn de hěn jīng yà |
| [07:46.53] | Ready? hǎo le ma? |
| [07:55.00] | Surprise! jīng xǐ! |
| [08:02.51] | Okay, forward. Forward. hǎo, qián jìn, qián jìn |
| [08:04.38] | Stop! tíng zhǐ! |
| [08:07.08] | Okay, back.. Stop! hǎo, tuì hòu tíng! |
| [08:10.65] | Okay, for.. Stop! hǎo, qián tíng! |
| [08:12.22] | Stop! Stop! tíng! tíng! |
| [08:14.99] | Okay, here' s what we' re gonna do. hǎo, wǒ men zhè me zuò |
| [08:17.49] | I' ll break into this minivan, put it in neutral. wǒ dǎ kāi zhè tái xiū lǚ chē chē mén jiāng tā fàng zài kōng dàng |
| [08:20.46] | You push it forward so Ross can get out of the spot. nǐ men bǎ tā xiàng qián tuī, luó sī jiù néng kāi chū lái le |
| [08:24.57] | All right. Here we go. hǎo, lái ba |
| [08:32.61] | Haul ass! kuài táo! |
| [08:45.55] | Happy 30th birthday! Here. 30 suì shēng rì kuài lè! lái |
| [08:49.19] | It' s for the child in you. And the woman. gěi nǐ lǐ miàn dí hái zi, hái yǒu nǚ zǐ |
| [08:52.89] | Happy 30th! 30 suì kuài lè! |
| [08:54.30] | Why do you keep saying that? nǐ wèi shí me yī zhí zhè me shuō? |
| [08:56.43] | Because it' s our 30th birthday. yīn wèi zhè shì wǒ men de 30 suì shēng rì |
| [08:59.00] | Yeah, no, we' re not 30. We' re 31. Okay. bù, wǒ men bú shì 30, wǒ men 31 suì le |
| [09:03.20] | Wait. děng yī xià |
| [09:06.61] | Oh, it' s you. ó, shì nǐ |
| [09:08.41] | Yeah. What? shì, zěn me? |
| [09:10.31] | Yeah, we' re not 30. We' re 31. duì, wǒ men bú shì 30, wǒ men shì 31 |
| [09:14.05] | That' s what it says on my birth certificate. wǒ de chū shēng zhèng míng shàng shì zhè me xiě de |
| [09:16.75] | You have a birth certificate? nǐ yǒu chū shēng zhèng míng? |
| [09:18.59] | I got a big box of family stuff when my mom died. wǒ mā qù shì shí, wǒ ná dào le yī xiāng zi jiā tíng wén jiàn |
| [09:22.02] | Our mom. wǒ men de mā |
| [09:23.59] | Right. Okay. hǎo, hǎo |
| [09:26.56] | Do you have mine? No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway. nǐ yǒu wǒ de ma? méi yǒu, wǒ mài gěi le yí gè táo jiā de ruì diǎn rén |
| [09:33.40] | Oh, my God. wǒ de lǎo tiān |
| [09:35.74] | Oh, my God, we are 31! wǒ de lǎo tiān, wǒ men 31 le! |
| [09:38.11] | Yeah. shì a |
| [09:40.61] | I just lost a whole year of my life. wǒ shī qù le zhěng zhěng yì nián shēng mìng |
| [09:43.68] | Okay. hǎo |
| [09:46.41] | Your middle name is Pamela? Yes. nǐ de zhōng jiān míng zì shì pān mì lā? duì |
| [09:49.15] | I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is? wǒ cóng bù zhī dào wǒ de shì shén me nǐ jì de shì shén me ma? |
| [09:52.39] | Yes. jì de |
| [09:53.55] | Phoebe. shì fēi bǐ |
| [09:55.79] | That' s my first name. Right. Okay. Then, no. nà shi wǒ de zhèng shì míng zì duì, hǎo ba, nà wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [10:03.33] | We made it across the room. You' re doing great. wǒ men chéng gōng dì chuān guò le kè tīng nǐ zuò de hěn hǎo |
| [10:06.63] | What' s going on? zěn me huí shì? |
| [10:07.94] | Monica' s a little drunk. mó nī kǎ yǒu yì diǎn zuì le |
| [10:09.80] | Yeah! I love drunk Monica. wǒ xǐ huān jiǔ zuì de mó nī kǎ |
| [10:13.37] | Oh, she' s so much more fun than regular Monica. tā bǐ zhèng cháng de mó nī kǎ yǒu qù duō le |
| [10:19.81] | She doesn' t want her parents to know. tā bù xiǎng ràng tā de fù mǔ zhī dào |
| [10:22.52] | All right, all right. Here' s what we' ll do. hǎo, hǎo, wǒ men zhè me zuò |
| [10:25.72] | I' ll get twice as drunk, then no one will even notice her. wǒ lái bǐ tā zuì dé lì hài liǎng bèi jiù méi yǒu rén huì zhù yì tā le |
| [10:34.10] | What' s going on? zěn me le? |
| [10:36.46] | Monica' s wasted. mó nī kǎ zuì le |
| [10:37.93] | Maybe that' ll liven up this party. huò xǔ néng ràng zhè gè yàn huì yǒu diǎn shēng jī |
| [10:41.24] | Will you just help her get changed? nǐ néng bù néng bāng tā huàn yī fú? |
| [10:43.94] | Taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey. zhào gù jiǔ zuì, de nǚ rén hǎo xiàng shì qiáo yī de gōng zuò |
| [10:52.28] | This one' s from me. zhè shì wǒ de lǐ wù |
| [10:54.45] | It wasn' t on your list, but it' s really fun. zhè bù zài nǐ de lǐ wù dān zi shàng bù guò tā zhēn de hěn hǎo wán |
| [10:58.82] | A scooter. huá bǎn chē |
| [11:02.26] | Stick to the list. zhào zhe dān zi mǎi |
| [11:06.06] | Always stick to the list. yǒng yuǎn jì de zhào zhe dān zi mǎi |
| [11:09.83] | No, no, I love it. Thank you. bù, bù, wǒ hěn xǐ huān, xiè xiè |
| [11:13.27] | Open ours next! Open ours next! xià yī ge kāi wǒ men de lǐ wù! xià yī ge kāi wǒ men de! |
| [11:15.47] | Now that you' re a couple, we don' t get two gifts? nǐ men xiàn zài shì yī duì wǒ men jiù méi liǎng gè lǐ wù le? |
| [11:18.21] | For my last birthday, you gave me a hug. wǒ shàng yī ge shēng rì, nǐ sòng wǒ yí gè yōng bào |
| [11:22.21] | Read the card! Read the card! niàn kǎ piàn! niàn kǎ piàn! |
| [11:28.12] | " Happy birthday, Grandma." shēng rì kuài lè, zǔ mǔ |
| [11:32.75] | It' s better to be over the hill... kāi shǐ zǒu xià pō zǒng bǐ |
| [11:36.12] | than buried under it. bèi mái zài pō xià yāo hǎo |
| [11:41.36] | " All our love, Monica and Chandler." That' s funny. wǒ men ài nǐ, mó nī kǎ hé qián dé hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [11:44.67] | No, no. That was a joke. bù, bù, zhǐ shì yí gè wán xiào |
| [11:47.27] | I know, I get it. It' s funny. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ dǒng le, hěn hǎo xiào |
| [11:50.27] | Because you' re not a grandma. yīn wèi nǐ bú shì zǔ mǔ |
| [11:52.44] | To be a grandma, you have to be married and have children. zuò wéi yí gè zǔ mǔ, bì xū jié le hūn yǒu xiǎo hái |
| [11:56.18] | I don' t have any of those things. That' s why it' s so funny. wǒ quán dōu méi yǒu, suǒ yǐ zhēn de hěn hǎo xiào |
| [12:01.28] | I' m just gonna go... wǒ yào |
| [12:07.25] | All you had to do was buy the card. nǐ zhǐ xū yào mǎi zhāng kǎ piàn ér jǐ |
| [12:17.67] | It was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. wéi zhe méi yǒu xiān shēng hái zi jiù bù gāo xìng, shì hěn bèn |
| [12:21.84] | All I really needed was a plan. wǒ zhǐ xū yào yí gè jì huà |
| [12:24.57] | See, I want three kids. wǒ xiǎng shēng sān ge xiǎo hái |
| [12:26.57] | And you want to have them all at the same time and all for your brother. nǐ yào quán bù tóng yí gè shí hòu shēng bǎ tā men gěi nǐ dì di |
| [12:33.41] | As I was saying... wǒ zhèng zài shuō |
| [12:35.58] | I should have the first one by the time I' m 35. wǒ yīng gāi zài 35 suì yǐ qián shēng dì yí gè |
| [12:39.09] | Which gives me five years. zhè yàng wǒ hái yǒu wǔ nián |
| [12:41.92] | If I want a kid when I' m 35, I don' t have to get pregnant until I' m 34. rú guǒ wǒ 35 shí yào shēng hái zi wǒ 34 suì shí cái xū yào huái yùn |
| [12:46.33] | Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes. Prada hái yǒu sì nián shí jiān shēng chǎn yùn fù zhuāng |
| [12:53.10] | But I want to be married for a year before I get pregnant. wǒ xiǎng zài huái yùn zhī qián zhì shǎo jié hūn yī nián |
| [12:57.14] | Really? That long? zhēn de? yào nà me jiǔ? |
| [13:03.88] | Look all you want, it' s happening. nǐ ài zěn me kàn dōu xíng, yǐ jīng zài fā shēng le |
| [13:09.75] | I don' t have to get married until I' m 33. That' s three whole years. wǒ dào 33 suì zài jié hūn jiù hǎo, wǒ hái yǒu 3 nián |
| [13:14.12] | Wait a minute, though. bù guò, děng yī xià |
| [13:15.62] | I' ll need a year and a half to plan the wedding. wǒ xū yào yī nián bàn lái chóu bèi hūn lǐ |
| [13:19.46] | And I' d like to know the guy for a year, year and a half... wǒ xī wàng néng rèn shi zhè gè rén yī nián zhì yī nián bàn |
| [13:22.66] | before we get engaged. zài dìng hūn |
| [13:25.77] | Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I' m 30. zhè biǎo shì wǒ bì xū zài 30 suì shí rèn shi zhè gè rén |
| [13:31.34] | Which is fine because you just turned... méi yǒu wèn tí, yīn wèi nǐ cái gāng gāng mǎn |
| [13:35.58] | 28! 28! |
| [13:38.35] | No, Ross. No, it is not fine. bù, luó sī, bù, yǒu wèn tí |
| [13:40.82] | I should already be with the guy I' m gonna marry. wǒ yīng gāi hé wǒ yào jià de duì xiàng zài yì qǐ le |
| [13:51.36] | Will you quit hogging it? nǐ kě bù kě yǐ bú yào tiào? |
| [13:58.53] | I' m telling you, it' s like watching Bambi learn how to walk. wǒ gào sù nǐ, zhè jiù hǎo xiàng kàn zhe bān bǐ xué zǒu lù |
| [14:04.04] | You' re drunk. nǐ zuì le |
| [14:06.87] | Mom and Dad are gonna be mad. bà hé mā huì shēng qì |
| [14:11.58] | Maybe I' m a little drunk. yě xǔ wǒ yǒu yì diǎn zuì le |
| [14:16.18] | Are those crab cakes? nà shi xiè bǐng ma? |
| [14:17.72] | I told you to come straight to me when they were ready. wǒ bú shì gào sù nǐ xiè bǐng yī chū lái lì kè ná lái gěi wǒ? |
| [14:23.69] | How you feeling? jué de zěn me yàng? |
| [14:26.03] | You are so handsome. nǐ hǎo shuài |
| [14:30.63] | I want to make love to you right here, right now. wǒ xiǎng zài cǐ shí cǐ dì hé nǐ shàng chuáng |
| [14:36.74] | I really wish that you wouldn' t. wǒ xī wàng nǐ bú huì |
| [14:41.28] | Just get through a little bit more, then we can put you in bed. zài chēng yī xià, wǒ men jiù kě yǐ dài nǐ qù shuì jiào |
| [14:46.25] | Just smile, and don' t talk to anyone. zhǐ yào wēi xiào, bú yào shuō huà |
| [14:50.99] | Speech, speech! Let' s hear from the birthday girl. yǎn jiǎng, yǎn jiǎng! shòu xīng yǎn jiǎng |
| [14:55.86] | Phoebe! fēi bǐ! |
| [14:57.09] | See, everybody' s looking at me. kàn, dà jiā dōu zài kàn wǒ |
| [14:59.29] | The plan' s working. wǒ de jì huà hěn yǒu xiào |
| [15:01.93] | I didn' t even have to take off my top yet. wǒ hái méi tuō diào shàng yī ne |
| [15:05.47] | Speech. Come on, speech! yǎn jiǎng, yǎn jiǎng! |
| [15:10.97] | You can' t keep your hands off her for one second. nǐ lián lí kāi tā yī miǎo zhōng dōu bù xíng |
| [15:14.58] | I think it' s nice. hěn hǎo a |
| [15:16.31] | I think it' s necessary. wǒ bì xū zhè yàng |
| [15:26.42] | I want to thank you all for coming. wǒ yào xiè xiè dà jiā lái dào zhè lǐ |
| [15:29.69] | My family and... wǒ de jiā rén hé |
| [15:31.66] | my friends. wǒ de péng yǒu |
| [15:36.90] | I' d really like to say that I' m... wǒ hěn xiǎng shuō wǒ |
| [15:41.40] | You know what I' d really like to say? zhī dào wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng shuō shí mǒ ma? |
| [15:45.01] | I' m drunk! wǒ zuì le! |
| [15:49.31] | That' s right, Mom and Dad. méi cuò, bà, mā |
| [15:51.41] | Your little old " Harmomica" is hammered. nǐ men de xiǎo kǒu qín zuì le |
| [15:57.32] | And guess what? cāi cāi zěn me zhāo? |
| [15:58.55] | I' ve been drunk before. wǒ yǐ qián yě hē zuì guò |
| [16:01.42] | And I' ve smoked a cigarette. wǒ chōu guò yān |
| [16:07.03] | It' s all okay. It' s okay because... méi guān xì, méi guān xì, yīn wèi |
| [16:09.96] | I turned 30 today. wǒ jīn tiān mǎn 30 suì le |
| [16:12.87] | And I can do anything I want. wǒ xiǎng zuò shí mǒ jiù zuò shí mǒ |
| [16:16.00] | Because I am a grownup. yīn wèi wǒ shì chéng nián rén le |
| [16:24.68] | Okay, quick. Help me get this off. hǎo, kuài, tì wǒ tuō diào |
| [16:31.52] | I lost a whole year. wǒ shī qù le zhěng zhěng yī nián |
| [16:33.19] | I can' t believe it. This is so unfair! zhēn bù néng xiāng xìn, zhēn bù gōng píng! |
| [16:36.02] | Come on, Phoebe, it' ll be okay. fēi bǐ, méi yǒu guān xi de |
| [16:38.19] | Will it? Will it? shì ma? shì ma? |
| [16:40.83] | How would you feel if you found out you were 31? rú guǒ nǐ fā xiàn nǐ biàn 31 suì le nǐ huì zěn me gǎn jué? |
| [16:43.70] | That' s not gonna happen. Because we have a new deal. bú huì de, yīn wèi wǒ men yǒu gè xīn yuē dìng |
| [16:48.84] | Plus, it ruined my schedule. hái yǒu, zhè huǐ le wǒ de shí jiān biǎo |
| [16:51.17] | I haven' t done the things I wanted to do before I was 31. wǒ hái méi zuò nèi xiē wǒ 31 suì qián xiǎng zuò de shì |
| [16:55.41] | Like what? Like I haven' t met any Portuguese people. xiàng shén me? xiàng shì wǒ hái bù rèn shi rèn hé pú táo yá rén |
| [16:59.98] | I haven' t had the perfect kiss. wǒ hái méi yǒu wán měi dì jiē wěn guò |
| [17:02.78] | And I haven' t been to sniper school. wǒ hái méi qù shàng jū jī shǒu xué xiào |
| [17:07.05] | Why don' t we go and have some birthday cake? wǒ men qù chī dàn gāo ba |
| [17:10.59] | I just feel like being by myself. See you guys later. Thanks. wǒ zhǐ xiǎng yí ge rén jìng yī xià, dāi huì jiàn, xiè xiè |
| [17:16.86] | Poor Phoebe. kě lián de fēi bǐ |
| [17:18.87] | Hey, you guys, I think I' m gonna walk her home. hēi, zhī dào ma? wǒ xiǎng wǒ yào péi tā zǒu huí jiā |
| [17:25.81] | Oh, man. What? lǎo tiān zěn me? |
| [17:28.61] | He' s gonna eat the cake. tā huì chī le dàn gāo |
| [17:32.45] | Phoebe! fēi bǐ! |
| [17:34.28] | Listen, I... tīng zhe, wǒ |
| [17:36.48] | Close your eyes. bì shang yǎn jīng |
| [17:50.76] | That' s one thing to cross off your list. nǐ kě yǐ jiāng zhè yī xiàng cóng dān zi shàng huà diào |
| [17:55.30] | Oh, yeah. ó, duì le |
| [17:58.81] | Plus, I' m onesixteenth Portuguese. hái yǒu, wǒ shì 16 fēn zhī 1 de pú táo yá rén |
| [18:05.78] | Okay, is everybody clear? hǎo, dà jiā dōu qīng chǔ le? |
| [18:08.12] | We' re gonna pick it up... wǒ men yào jiāng tā tái qǐ lái |
| [18:12.22] | and move it. rán hòu yí dòng tā |
| [18:14.86] | All we need is teamwork. We' re gonna lift the car... zhǐ xū yào tuán duì gōng zuò wǒ men yào tái qǐ zhè tái chē |
| [18:20.13] | and slide it out. bǎ tā huá chū lái |
| [18:25.20] | Lift... tái qǐ lái |
| [18:26.67] | and slide. huá chū lái |
| [18:29.04] | Ross, I really don' t think this.. Lift... luó sī, wǒ zhēn de bù jué de zhè tái qǐ lái |
| [18:32.91] | and slide. huá chū lái |
| [18:35.48] | Okay, here we go. All right, everyone. hǎo, kāi shǐ ba hǎo, dà huǒ ér |
| [18:38.25] | Lift... tái qǐ lái |
| [18:43.72] | and slide. yí chū lái |
| [18:49.89] | Hey, Joey.. Come on, Rach, my turn just started. hēi, qiáo yī bié zhè yàng, ruì qiū, cái gāng lún dào wǒ |
| [18:55.13] | Actually, I just want to talk to Tag. qí shí wǒ shì yào hé tài gé shuō huà |
| [18:57.40] | Oh, okay. Hey, can I ride this outside? ó, hǎo, hēi, wǒ kě yǐ dào wài miàn liū ma? |
| [19:00.63] | Whatever. I' m not your mother. suí biàn, wǒ bú shì nǐ mā |
| [19:03.70] | Not in the street! bú yào dào jiē shàng! |
| [19:09.11] | Are you feeling any better? Yeah, I' m doing okay. I' m... yǒu méi yǒu jué de hǎo yì diǎn? yǒu, wǒ hěn hǎo, wǒ |
| [19:14.75] | Let' s talk. wǒ men tán tán |
| [19:18.32] | What' s up? shén me shì? |
| [19:20.05] | Oh, Tag... tài gé |
| [19:22.82] | You' re such a great guy. And we have so much fun together. nǐ zhēn shì gè hǎo nán rén, wǒ men zài yì qǐ hěn kāi xīn |
| [19:26.53] | But I.. Wait. kě shì wǒ děng yī xià |
| [19:28.73] | I think I see where you' re going. wǒ xiǎng wǒ zhī dào nǐ yào zuò shí mǒ |
| [19:30.93] | Before you say anything else, can I say one more thing? zài nǐ shuō rèn hé huà zhī qián wǒ kě yǐ xiān shuō yī jiàn shì ma? |
| [19:43.14] | Well said. shuō de hǎo |
| [19:46.88] | And a good example of the fun I was referring to. zhèng shì wǒ suǒ wèi hěn kāi xīn de hǎo lì zi |
| [19:51.52] | But I think I' m past the point where I can just have fun. dàn wǒ xiǎng wǒ yǐ jīng guò le zhǐ yào kāi xīn de shí hòu |
| [19:56.72] | Don' t do this. This is just because you' re turning 30. ruì qiū, bú yào zhè yàng zhè zhǐ shì yīn wèi nǐ 30 suì le |
| [20:00.46] | Yeah, it is. shì de |
| [20:02.76] | But you' re just a kid. I mean, you' re 25. ér nǐ zhǐ shì gè hái zi, nǐ cái 25 suì |
| [20:06.73] | Twentyfour, actually. Oh, God. qí shí shì 24 suì lǎo tiān |
| [20:11.54] | You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. nǐ zhī dào wǒ xī wàng shén me? wǒ xī wàng nǐ bǐ xiàn zài dà 6 suì |
| [20:16.64] | Well, if I' m wishing for stuff, I wish I was six years younger. rú guǒ shì xī wàng de huà qí shí wǒ xī wàng zì jǐ nián qīng 6 suì |
| [20:22.08] | Me too. Yeah. Sorry. wǒ yě shì shì a, duì bù qǐ |
| [20:33.89] | Hey, how' d it go? hēi, tán dé zěn me yàng? |
| [20:36.73] | If I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year? rú guǒ wǒ zhǐ yào shēng liǎng gè hái zi wǒ kě yǐ zài bǎo liú tā yī nián ma? |
| [20:42.74] | You did the right thing. nǐ zuò de duì |
| [20:49.11] | I don' t like this anymore. wǒ bù xǐ huān tā le |
| [20:55.88] | Well, here we are. Just a bunch of 30yearolds. wǒ men zài zhè ér, yī qún 30 suì de rén |
| [21:00.59] | Do you realize in 10 years we' re gonna be 40? nǐ zhī dào zài guò 10 nián wǒ men jiù 40 suì le? |
| [21:08.26] | Why, God? wèi shí me, shàng dì? |
| [21:10.06] | Why are you doing this to us? wèi shí me zhè me duì wǒ men? |
| [21:21.31] | Yes! My baby' s finally free. tài hǎo le! wǒ de bǎo bèi zhōng yú zì yóu le |
| [21:24.58] | All right! hǎo jí le! |
| [21:26.71] | Start it up. Let' s go! qǐ dòng, wǒ men zǒu! |
| [21:37.59] | How hot are we? wǒ men lā bù lā fēng? |
| [21:46.93] | You want to buy a car? nǐ yào mǎi chē ma? |
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