| [00:03.26] | -Hi. -Hi! Hi, Ben. -嗨 -嗨！嗨，班 |
| [00:05.57] | -Hi. -We have a bathroom emergency. -嗨 -厕所紧急事件 |
| [00:07.57] | Go ahead. 请用 |
| [00:09.04] | Before we do, are any of Joey's special "romance" magazines in there? 去之前，没有乔伊特别的 “罗曼史”杂志在里面吧？ |
| [00:17.05] | -No. -Okay, all clear. -没有 -可以了 |
| [00:20.02] | Thanks, Phoebe. 谢谢，菲比 |
| [00:24.32] | That's Rachel. 是瑞秋 |
| [00:26.22] | But whatever. 随便啦 |
| [00:29.62] | Could you do me a big favor? 可以帮我一个大忙吗？ |
| [00:31.59] | I have a meeting at the dean's office. 院长办公室召开会议 |
| [00:34.26] | Can you watch Ben for an hour? 你能替我照看班一小时吗？ |
| [00:37.60] | -What about Monica? -She isn't home. -摩妮卡呢？ -她不在家 |
| [00:40.90] | So it would just be me alone? 只有我一个人？ |
| [00:45.81] | Ben would be there. 班也会在 |
| [00:50.81] | What's the matter? 怎么了？ |
| [00:53.42] | I've never done that before. Me and him, alone. 以前从来不曾 只有我和他单独在一起 |
| [00:56.99] | He's not an ex-con. 他不是前科犯 |
| [00:58.99] | Okay, okay... 好，好… |
| [01:01.02] | -What do I do with him? -I don't know, talk to him. -我要和他做什么？ -我不知道，和他讲话 |
| [01:04.06] | Entertain him. Keep him alive. 娱乐他，让他活着 |
| [01:08.16] | -Okay. -Ben, come here. -好 -班，来 |
| [01:10.67] | I'm gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay? 我要把你留在这儿和瑞秋阿姨 一起一小时，好吗？ |
| [01:14.87] | Gonna be okay? 你可以吧？ |
| [01:16.14] | -I think so. -I wasn't talking to you. -我想可以 -我不是和你说话 |
| [01:20.41] | The One With The Truth About London 本集播出：伦敦的真相 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:57.88] | What about the second minister? I kind of liked him. 第二位教士如何？我还蛮喜欢他的 |
| [02:01.08] | -You mean the spitter? -Come on. He wasn't that bad. -你指喷口水那个？ -别这样，他没那么糟 |
| [02:05.32] | Easy for you to say, you'd be wearing a veil. 你说起来容易，你有面纱 |
| [02:09.59] | -And the third guy? -He kept staring at your chest. -第三个呢？ -他一直瞪着你的胸部看 |
| [02:13.16] | Can you blame him? 你能怪他吗？ |
| [02:16.00] | I don't like the idea of me saying, "I do"... 我不希望我说“我愿意”时… |
| [02:18.80] | while he's thinking, "I'd do it too." 他想着，“我也愿意” |
| [02:23.04] | -Well, then we still have a problem. -With what? -那我们还有一个问题 -什么？ |
| [02:26.24] | We need someone to perform our wedding but they're all boring or annoying... 我们需要证婚人 但他们都太无趣或是讨厌… |
| [02:31.11] | or keep staring at the ladies. 或是一直瞪着女生看 |
| [02:36.55] | You should have one of us do it. 应该让我们其中一人来证婚 |
| [02:38.69] | We're getting "married" married, not "6th-grade" married. 我们是要“结婚”的结婚 不是“六年级”的结婚 |
| [02:42.69] | No, it's a real thing. 是真的 |
| [02:44.66] | Anyone can be ordained on the lnternet and perform weddings and stuff. 任何人都能在网路上 被任命为教士然后证婚 |
| [02:48.86] | I call it! 我要！ |
| [02:51.40] | What? It was my idea! 什么？是我的主意！ |
| [02:53.57] | Thank you very much, but neither of you is marrying us. 非常感谢你，但你们 谁也不会替我们证婚 |
| [02:57.14] | Does calling it not mean anything anymore? 提出请求不再有任何意义了吗？ |
| [03:00.41] | We're having a legitimate clergy member. 我们要一位正式的教士 |
| [03:03.14] | And when I say legitimate, I mean gay... 我说正式，我指的是同性恋… |
| [03:06.01] | and in control of his saliva. 而且能控制口水的 |
| [03:20.03] | Ben, you know, when you were a baby... 班，你知道，当你还是个婴儿时… |
| [03:23.16] | we'd hang out all the time. 我们常在一起 |
| [03:25.17] | I was your daddy's girlfriend. 那时我是你爸的女朋友 |
| [03:27.20] | But you're not anymore. 可是你现在不是了 |
| [03:31.24] | -No, I'm not. -Because you guys were on a break.. -不，我不是 -因为你们想分开一下… |
| [03:34.44] | Hey, we were not on a.. 嘿，我们不是… |
| [03:40.11] | -When's my daddy coming back? -Fifty-two minutes. -我爸什么时候会回来？ -52分钟后 |
| [03:48.62] | So no brothers or sisters, huh? 你没有兄弟姐妹，嗯？ |
| [03:50.99] | You know, I had two sisters and we just tortured each other. 我有两个姐妹，我们彼此折磨 |
| [03:54.80] | -Really? Like how? -Well, you know, we would... -真的？像怎样？ -我们会… |
| [03:58.57] | we'd repeat everything the other said... 重覆另一个人说的每一句话… |
| [04:01.34] | or we'd jump out of closets to scare each other... 或是从衣柜跳出去吓人… |
| [04:05.21] | or switch the sugar with salt so they put salt on their cereal. 或是把糖换成盐 让别人把盐洒到早餐麦片里 |
| [04:09.28] | That's a good one. 这个不错 |
| [04:12.35] | -Yeah, you like that one? -Yeah, you're funny. -你喜欢吗？ -是，你很好玩 |
| [04:15.32] | I'm funny? 我很好玩？ |
| [04:16.99] | Oh, thank God. 感谢天 |
| [04:19.25] | Well, hey, I got a ton of these. 嘿，我有一大堆这种故事 |
| [04:21.22] | You take a quarter... 拿一个25仙铜板… |
| [04:24.99] | and you blacken the edge, right? 把边缘涂黑 |
| [04:28.80] | And then you say, "I bet you can't roll this quarter... 然后说：我打赌 你不能用这枚铜板… |
| [04:32.37] | to your chin without it leaving your face." 滚过你的下巴而不离开你的脸 |
| [04:34.94] | And when they do it, they're left with a line down the center of their face. 等他们这么做了 会在脸正中央留下一条线 |
| [04:40.51] | Can I do it to you? 我可以对你这样吗？ |
| [04:43.75] | I'm funny, Ben, but I'm not stupid. 班，我是幽默，但我不笨 |
| [04:52.89] | So did you find anyone to marry you yet? 你们找到证婚人了吗？ |
| [04:55.56] | No, but "Horny for Monica" minister called... 没有，但“痴想摩妮卡”教士 打电话来… |
| [05:00.09] | wondering if we're still together. 想知道我们是否还在一起 |
| [05:03.83] | -We'll never find anybody. -Then let me do it. -我们永远不会找到人的 -那么让我来 |
| [05:06.57] | -Joey.. -I've been thinking. -乔伊… -我想过了 |
| [05:08.24] | I'm an actor, so I won't get nervous in front of people. 我是个演员，我在人前不会紧张 |
| [05:12.11] | I won't spit and I won't stare at Monica's breasts. 我不会喷口水 也不会瞪着摩妮卡的胸部看 |
| [05:16.44] | Everyone knows I'm an ass man. 大家都知道我喜欢的是臀部 |
| [05:20.62] | -That's true. -The most important thing... -那倒是真的 -最重要的是… |
| [05:22.92] | is, it won't be some stranger who barely knows you. 不是一位几乎不认识你的陌生人替你证婚 |
| [05:26.59] | It'll be me. And I swear, I'll do a really good job. 而会是我，我发誓，我会做得很好 |
| [05:30.43] | Plus, I love you guys and it would really mean a lot to me. 还有，我爱你们，这对我意义重大 |
| [05:35.90] | Might be kind of cool. 这样也蛮酷的 |
| [05:37.40] | -So I can do it? -Yeah, you can do it. -我可以吗？ -好，你可以 |
| [05:39.80] | All right! Okay! 好！好！ |
| [05:42.94] | Okay, I gotta get started on my speech. 好，我要开始准备我的演说 |
| [05:45.57] | Wait a minute. 等一下 |
| [05:47.44] | Internet ministers can have sex, right? 网路上任命的教士 还是可以 ，对吧？ |
| [05:54.62] | Coming. 来了 |
| [06:04.43] | I have a bone to pick with you. 我要找你麻烦 |
| [06:08.93] | -Uh-oh. -Yes. -惨了 -对 |
| [06:10.80] | Ben learned a little trick. 班学了一个恶作剧 |
| [06:15.80] | -Oh, did he pull the old..? -That's right, that's right. -他是不是…？ -对，是的 |
| [06:20.64] | Saran wrap on the toilet seat... 马桶座位上包了丝龙… |
| [06:23.61] | so the pee goes everywhere. 于是尿尿喷得到处都是 |
| [06:28.42] | -Oh, that. -Yeah, that. -哦，那个啊 -对，那个 |
| [06:30.99] | You know I hate practical jokes. 你知道我最恨恶作剧的 |
| [06:33.49] | They're mean, they're stupid and I don't want my son learning them. 恶作剧很毒，很笨 我不要我儿子学会这些 |
| [06:37.63] | Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn't that just a little funny? 马桶包了丝龙？ 那没有一点点好笑吗？ |
| [06:42.20] | -I was barefoot. -Oh. -我赤脚 -哦 |
| [06:45.43] | Tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him, right? 你只有教他马桶这一件，对不？ |
| [06:53.57] | Yes. 对 |
| [06:58.48] | -Hey. -Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani. -嘿 -向乔伊崔比亚尼教士打招呼 |
| [07:01.72] | -You got ordained? -Yeah. -你被任命了？ -对 |
| [07:03.82] | Just got off the lnternet. Man, there's a lot of porn out there. 才下网，网上好多色情图片 |
| [07:08.96] | Our minister. 我们的教士 |
| [07:11.46] | I started on what I'm gonna say for the ceremony. Want to hear it? 我已经写下我在婚礼要说的话，要听吗？ |
| [07:15.23] | Listen, this is just the first draft, so... 注意，这只是第一篇草稿，所以… |
| [07:19.40] | "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion... 今天我们齐聚此处 在这个喜悦的场合… |
| [07:22.84] | to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. 来庆祝摩妮卡和钱德之间特别的爱 |
| [07:29.68] | It is a love based on giving and receiving... 这是奠基在付出和接受… |
| [07:33.05] | as well as having and sharing. 拥有和分享的爱 |
| [07:35.85] | And the love that they give and have is shared and received. 他们付出和拥有的爱被分享和接受了 |
| [07:42.89] | And through this having and giving... 借着这样的拥有和付出… |
| [07:45.93] | and sharing and receiving... 以及分享和接受… |
| [07:49.43] | we too can share and love and have... 我们同样分享，爱，和拥有… |
| [07:55.50] | and receive." 还有接受 |
| [08:00.41] | Should we call the spitter? 要不要打电话给喷口水的？ |
| [08:10.05] | -Hey, Rachel. -Hi. -嘿，瑞秋 -嗨 |
| [08:13.42] | What a surprise. What are you doing here? 好个惊喜，你怎么在这里？ |
| [08:16.56] | I was just in the neighborhood... 我正好在附近… |
| [08:19.29] | and I passed by your building and thought, "What's up with Carol... 经过你家，我想 凯洛和可爱的小班… |
| [08:23.26] | and sweet little Ben?" 不知道怎么样？ |
| [08:25.53] | -That's nice. Well, come on in. -Okay. -真好，请进 -好 |
| [08:28.80] | I'll make some coffee and we can chat. 我来煮咖啡，然后我们可以聊天 |
| [08:31.27] | I'd love that. I would love that. 好啊，很好 |
| [08:35.48] | So where is sweet little Ben? 可爱的小班呢？ |
| [08:38.08] | I would love to have a little.. 我想和小… |
| [08:43.68] | I found him! 找到他了！ |
| [08:46.35] | Very funny. Come here. 好好笑，过来 |
| [08:48.79] | That is exactly why I've come here to talk to you, okay? 这就是我来找你谈的原因 |
| [08:52.56] | -Rachel, you want sugar? -Yes, but.. -瑞秋，要加糖吗？ -好，但… |
| [08:55.26] | Do I want sugar in my coffee? 我的咖啡要不要加糖？ |
| [09:00.64] | No, just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks. 不要，只要加牛奶就好，谢谢 |
| [09:03.77] | Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday? 记得我昨天教你的那些东西？ |
| [09:06.87] | "Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?" “记得我昨天教你的那些东西？” |
| [09:10.71] | -Don't do that. -"Don't do that." -不要这样 -“不要这样” |
| [09:12.65] | -Your dad doesn't like pranks. -"Your dad doesn't like pranks." -你爸爸不喜欢恶作剧 -“你爸爸不喜欢恶作剧” |
| [09:17.08] | -Oh, damn it. -"Oh, damn it!" -可恶！ -“可恶！” |
| [09:19.32] | No! Don't say that. 不！不要这么说 |
| [09:21.52] | -Damn it! -Go back to repeating. -可恶！ -重覆我的说话 |
| [09:23.46] | -Damn it! -Oh, crap. -可恶！ -真烂！ |
| [09:25.19] | "Oh, crap!" “真烂！” |
| [09:33.27] | Okay, I got some more written, ready? 好，我又写了一些，准备好了吗？ |
| [09:37.77] | Yeah, okay. 是，好 |
| [09:40.71] | "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share... 当我想到这两位付出者 和接受者所分享的爱… |
| [09:45.61] | I can't help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving... 我禁不住嫉妒 之后一生的拥有和爱… |
| [09:50.12] | and giving.." And then I can't think of a good word for right here. 和付出…我想不出这儿要用什么字 |
| [09:54.56] | -How about "receiving"? -Yes! -用“接受”如何？ -对！ |
| [09:59.53] | See, Joe, not that that's not great... 乔伊，这不是不好… |
| [10:03.56] | but one cool thing about having a friend perform the ceremony... 但朋友证婚的好处就是… |
| [10:08.14] | is that it can be about us. 能够和我们有关 |
| [10:10.04] | It can be more personal. You can tell stories about us. 可以更个人，你可以说说 我们的小故事 |
| [10:16.08] | Okay! Maybe I'll talk about London, when you hooked up. 好！我可以谈伦敦 当你们开始在一起 |
| [10:19.65] | Only I won't say "hooked up"... 我不会说“在一起”… |
| [10:22.45] | I'll say, "began their beautiful journey... 我会说：他们美丽的旅程… |
| [10:25.75] | -There you go. -by doing it." -对了 -由做了开始 |
| [10:30.76] | -Joe. -Okay, all right. -乔伊 -好吧 |
| [10:33.89] | So how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room... 所以是怎么开始的？ 你们的双眼越过房间相遇… |
| [10:37.50] | then you're in the bathtub and she's feeding you strawberries? 然后你在浴缸里 她在喂你吃草莓？ |
| [10:42.67] | -Isn't that what happened to you? -Yeah! -那不是发生在你和伴娘身上吗？ -对！ |
| [10:48.28] | I call that "London style." 我叫它做“伦敦派” |
| [10:51.91] | That didn't happen with us. 没发生在我们身上 |
| [10:53.85] | Maybe you should say it is, because "London style" sounds nice. 也许你应该说有 因为“伦敦派”听来不错 |
| [10:59.12] | Okay, uh... 好，嗯… |
| [11:01.19] | I was sad that night because this guy thought I was Ross' mom. 那天晚上我很难过 因为有个家伙以为我是罗斯的妈 |
| [11:06.63] | And Chandler was really sweet and he consoled me and... 钱德对我很好，一直安慰我… |
| [11:10.87] | -we drank too much. -Yeah, baby. -而我们喝了很多 -好啊，宝贝 |
| [11:15.77] | I was a gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said good night. 我很绅士地陪她走回旅馆房间，道了晚安 |
| [11:21.08] | Oh. |
| [11:22.44] | -But then, later that night.. -Yeah, baby. -但那晚稍晚时… -好啊，宝贝 |
| [11:36.22] | Cute P.J.s. Really living it up here in London, huh? 可爱的睡衣 真的想在伦敦过的多采多姿？ |
| [11:41.30] | Well, I wasn't exactly expecting company after... 我想不会再有人来，现在已经… |
| [11:46.03] | 9:15. 9点15分 |
| [11:48.74] | Is Joey here? 乔伊在吗？ |
| [11:50.24] | Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries. 上次我看到他时 他和伴娘和一篮草莓在一起 |
| [11:55.28] | You're not still upset about what that guy told you, are you? 你不会还在为那个家伙的话生气吧？ |
| [12:00.25] | Wouldn't you be? 你不会吗？ |
| [12:01.98] | It's been a really emotional time and you've had a lot to drink... 这是一个很感人的时刻 你又喝了很多… |
| [12:06.12] | You have to let that go, okay? 你必须要让这件事过去，好吗？ |
| [12:08.09] | You were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight. 你是今晚屋里最美的女人 |
| [12:12.16] | Really? 真的？ |
| [12:13.43] | You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms.. 你说笑？你是大部份屋里 最美的女人… |
| [12:24.67] | Whoa, what's going on? 喔，发生什么事了？ |
| [12:26.37] | We just made out. 我们亲嘴了 |
| [12:27.61] | -We're making out? -Not anymore. -我们亲嘴了？ -现在没有 |
| [12:30.71] | -But we don't do that. -I know, I thought it would be fun. -可是我们不这样的 -我知道，我以为会很好玩 |
| [12:35.78] | How drunk are you? 你有多醉？ |
| [12:37.02] | Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty. 醉到知道我想这么做 但没到你该觉得内疚的地步 |
| [12:43.72] | That's the perfect amount. 这是最好的程度 |
| [12:52.33] | -You know what's weird? -What? -你知道哪里奇怪吗？ -哪里？ |
| [12:54.30] | -This doesn't feel weird. -I know. -感觉一点都不奇怪 -我知道 |
| [12:56.87] | -You're a really good kisser. -Well, I have kissed over four women. -你的吻功很棒 -我吻了超过4个女人 |
| [13:03.54] | Want to get under the covers? Okay. 钻到被窝里？好 |
| [13:15.76] | Wow, you are really fast! 哇，你好快！ |
| [13:17.56] | It bodes well for me that speed impresses you. 我想你会欣赏速度 |
| [13:22.33] | -We're gonna see each other naked. -Yep. -我们要裸裎相见了 -对 |
| [13:25.57] | -At the same time? -Count of three? -同时？ -数到三？ |
| [13:28.37] | One, two, three. 一，二，三 |
| [13:35.94] | Well, I think it's safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined. 我想我们的友谊 很有效的被终结了 |
| [13:40.08] | Eh, we weren't that close anyway. 反正我们本来也没那么亲近 |
| [13:44.95] | Joey, Joey, Joey! 乔伊，乔伊，乔伊…！ |
| [13:50.36] | Hey. 嘿 |
| [13:51.59] | Hey, Joe. I was just watching a movie... 嘿，乔伊，我在看电影… |
| [13:58.27] | Oh, dude, I'm so sorry. 老兄，对不起 |
| [14:01.40] | No! 不是！ |
| [14:03.40] | It's cool, I'm still with my bridesmaid. 没事，我还跟伴娘在一起 |
| [14:06.04] | Where are the condoms? 保险套在那儿？ |
| [14:08.31] | In my bag over there. 在那边，我的袋子里 |
| [14:16.82] | Could you leave me one? 可以留一个给我吗？ |
| [14:21.56] | For just you? 给你？ |
| [14:23.92] | Yeah. 对 |
| [14:27.80] | All right. There you go, buddy. 好，给你，老兄 |
| [14:31.43] | Go nuts. 你去疯吧 |
| [14:36.00] | That's what that was? 原来是为了那件事用的？ |
| [14:37.97] | If I hadn't left you one, you two might've never gotten together. 如果我没留一个给你 你们两个可能永远不会在一起 |
| [14:43.58] | Imagine if I had sent that hooker like I was gonna? 想像一下，如果我照原来计划 送了一个妓女上去会怎样？ |
| [14:48.52] | It's like it was in the stars. 就像在天上一样 |
| [14:51.42] | Yeah, totally meant to be. 是啊，你们是注定在一起的 |
| [14:53.15] | Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night. 告诉他你原先那晚是要去找谁的 |
| [14:57.46] | -What? -What? -什么？ -什么？ |
| [14:59.93] | What? 什么？ |
| [15:03.30] | Who did you originally want to hook up with? 你原先是要去找谁的？ |
| [15:07.30] | Okay, fine, but please don't be upset. 好吧，不要生气 |
| [15:09.94] | I was really depressed, okay? And really drunk. 我那时真的很沮丧，好吗？ 而且醉得很厉害 |
| [15:14.44] | I wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. 我想做又笨又无意义的事 我只想上床 |
| [15:19.38] | So, when I went to your room that night... 所以那晚我到你们房间… |
| [15:22.45] | I was actually looking for Joey. 其实是要找乔伊的 |
| [15:32.66] | Yeah, baby. 好啊，宝贝 |
| [15:36.00] | No, baby. 不，宝贝 |
| [15:39.13] | Oh, my God. 哦，我的天 |
| [15:40.67] | You came looking for Joey? 你来找乔伊的？ |
| [15:42.70] | -Were you planning on telling me this? -No, I didn't think it was important. -你有要告诉我吗？ -没有，我觉得这不重要 |
| [15:47.84] | It's not important? It's not important? 这不重要？这不重要？ |
| [15:50.21] | If it wasn't for a bridesmaid, you'd be marrying him. 如果没有那个伴娘 你嫁的会是他而不是我 |
| [15:53.38] | Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey wasn't there? 你知道我有多高兴乔伊不在那儿吗？ |
| [15:58.39] | Hey! 嘿！ |
| [16:01.29] | I'm a man of the cloth but I still have feelings. 虽然我是神职人员 可是我还是有感觉的 |
| [16:06.23] | There's no way you're doing this wedding now, okay? 现在你不可能替我们证婚 |
| [16:09.60] | What? That's not fair. It's not my fault. 什么？不公平，不是我的错 |
| [16:13.50] | I was with my bridesmaid. 我和伴娘在一起 |
| [16:15.24] | And who's to say I would've said yes? 而且谁说我会答应的？ |
| [16:17.54] | I mean, I would've said yes. 我是说，我会答应的 |
| [16:21.08] | You are making way too big a deal out of this. 你把这件事看得太严重了 |
| [16:24.21] | Everything worked out okay. 最后都很好啊 |
| [16:26.08] | It's just weird, okay? 只是很奇怪，好吗？ |
| [16:27.72] | I don't want to be saying my vows with the mental image of you and Monica. 我不要在我立下婚誓时 心里有着你和摩妮卡的影像 |
| [16:32.19] | I need.. I don't know what I need. I need a walk. 我需要…我不知道我要什么 我要去散步 |
| [16:35.26] | -Wait, Chandler, it's not a big deal. -It is to me. -等一下，钱德，没有什大不了的 -对我是 |
| [16:39.03] | You wanted to sleep with Batman and settled for Robin. 你想和蝙蝠侠上床 结果以罗宾打发了 |
| [16:46.83] | -This is crazy. -No, Robin is so gay. -这太疯狂了 -不，罗宾是同性恋 |
| [16:54.11] | -So now what have we agreed? -No more pranks. -我们都同意了？ -不再恶作剧 |
| [16:57.75] | -What else? -You and Daddy were not on a break. -还有呢？ -你和爸爸不是想分开一下 |
| [17:01.15] | Very good. 很好 |
| [17:05.89] | Rachel, what are you doing here? 瑞秋，你在这里干什么？ |
| [17:09.29] | I'm just visiting my good friend Carol. 拜访我的好朋友凯洛 |
| [17:12.63] | -Your good friend? -Yeah. -你的好朋友？ -对 |
| [17:15.56] | What's her last name? 她姓什么？ |
| [17:19.50] | Carol... 凯洛… |
| [17:21.50] | -Lesbian. -Nice. -同性恋 -很好 |
| [17:26.31] | By the way, that line down my face... 还有，我脸上那条线… |
| [17:29.51] | The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say: 在今天最后一堂课 让一个学生说： |
| [17:35.95] | "Dude, don't you ever wash your face?" “老兄，你从来不洗脸吗？”的那条线 |
| [17:40.09] | I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 好，我很抱歉，对不起没有告诉你 |
| [17:42.32] | I don't want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. 我不要你再教我儿子那些东西 |
| [17:45.96] | -Okay? -Fine. Fine. -好吗？ -好，好 |
| [17:47.93] | Once I taught him that stuff, he called me "fun Aunt Rachel." 我一教他那些东西 他叫我“好玩的瑞秋阿姨” |
| [17:51.90] | And I loved being fun Aunt Rachel. 我喜欢做好玩的瑞秋阿姨 |
| [17:55.94] | I'm glad you guys were bonding but.. 我很高兴你们能建立感情，但… |
| [17:58.47] | Look, he doesn't have any siblings. 他没有任何兄弟姐妹 |
| [18:00.84] | Somebody has to teach him this stuff. 有人得教他这些东西 |
| [18:03.41] | I haven't taught him anything a normal 6-year-old doesn't know. 我没有教他任何 正常6岁小孩不知道的事 |
| [18:07.41] | -Crap! -I gotta go. -好烂！ -我要走了 |
| [18:15.66] | -Hey. -Hey. -嘿 -嘿 |
| [18:17.79] | You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you. 你要这个酥饼吗？是给我的 但它比较想和你睡 |
| [18:23.80] | Nothing even happened. 什么都没发生 |
| [18:26.93] | I just don't want you to be upset. 我只不要你生气 |
| [18:29.50] | How can I not be upset? 我怎么能不生气？ |
| [18:31.51] | I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman... 我终于和这个很棒的女人坠入爱河… |
| [18:34.84] | and it turns out she wanted you first. 而她最初要的是你 |
| [18:37.24] | Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. 是啊，某一个晚上的半小时 |
| [18:40.68] | Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. 钱德，她要和你共渡一生 |
| [18:44.95] | We look at you and we see you together, and it just... 我们看着你们，看到你们在一起，就是… |
| [18:49.22] | it fits, you know? 很般配，你知道吗？ |
| [18:52.83] | And you just know it's gonna last forever. 你就是知道能持续终生 |
| [18:59.23] | That's what you should say. 这就是你该讲的 |
| [19:02.40] | What? 什么？ |
| [19:06.37] | When you're marrying us, that's what you should say. 当你替我们证婚时，那就是你该说的 |
| [19:10.78] | Really? I could do it? 真的？我可以替你们证婚吗？ |
| [19:13.78] | I'd love you to do it. 我希望你替我证婚 |
| [19:15.98] | Hey. 嘿 |
| [19:20.39] | But those are the words. Those exact words. 不过那些是你的演讲，一模一样的 |
| [19:25.56] | Well, I don't remember exactly but... 我不太记得了… |
| [19:29.13] | it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving. 是关于拥有和付出和分享和接受 |
| [19:41.28] | -So you guys doing okay? -Yeah. -你们两个没事了？ -是啊 |
| [19:44.55] | We talked and Monica made me see that I overreacted a little bit. 我们谈过了，摩妮卡让我知道我反应过度了 |
| [19:48.75] | -Some things are more important. -Yeah, baby. -有些事是比较重要的 -是啊，宝贝 |
| [19:55.29] | I'm really glad you guys are okay, but I just keep thinking... 很高兴你们没事了，但我一直在想… |
| [19:59.33] | what would've happened if you two had hooked up. 如果你们两个在一起会是什么样子 |
| [20:05.60] | Honey, dinner's ready! 亲爱的，晚饭好了！ |
| [20:13.44] | What's my little chef got for me tonight? 我的小厨师今晚替我做了什么？ |
| [20:16.18] | -Your favorite. -Ho, ho, ho... 你最喜欢的 |
| [20:18.65] | fried stuff with cheese. 起司杂炒 |
| [20:22.05] | And lots of it! 很多很多！ |
| [20:25.12] | Thanks, sweetheart. 谢谢，甜心 |
| [20:26.92] | Give me a little sugar... 来亲一个… |
| [20:32.29] | Here we go, here we go, here we go. 来，来，来 |
| [20:38.77] | How you doing? 你还可以吗？ |
| [20:48.01] | -Hey. -Hey! |
| [20:49.71] | I'm sorry to do this again, but could you look after Ben for a bit? 抱歉要再麻烦你一次 你可以替我照顾一下班吗？ |
| [20:54.55] | I've got this meeting at school... 我在学校有个会要开 |
| [20:56.45] | and he asked for his fun Aunt Rachel. 他说要找“好玩的”瑞秋阿姨 |
| [20:59.95] | Well, of course I will watch him. 当然 |
| [21:02.59] | We have fun, don't we, Ben? 我们会很开心的 是不是，班？ |
| [21:05.83] | -See you later, pal. -Okay. -好，待会见 -好 |
| [21:08.16] | （噗） |
| [21:10.60] | Wait a minute. Ben, I can't do it. -What? -等一下，班，我不能这么做 -什么？ |
| [21:13.53] | -You got something on your back. -What? -你背后有东西 -什么？ |
| [21:17.60] | That's great. That is great. 好，好极了 |
| [21:19.64] | What did we just finish talking about, Ben? 班，我们才说完什么？ |
| [21:22.31] | "What did we just finish talking about, Ben?" “班，我们才说完什么？” |
| [21:25.91] | That's it! Come here! 好，够了，过来 |
| [21:27.75] | -You're in big trouble, young man! -No, wait. -年轻人，你麻烦大了！ -不 |
| [21:30.55] | Ben, come here! I am not kidding! 班，过来，我不是开玩笑的！ |
| [21:32.92] | You guys, hold it. Seriously.. 你要停止… |
| [21:35.62] | Oh, my God! 我的天！ |
| [00:00.00] |
| [00:03.26] | Hi. Hi! Hi, Ben. hai hai! hai, ban |
| [00:05.57] | Hi. We have a bathroom emergency. hai ce suo jin ji shi jian |
| [00:07.57] | Go ahead. qing yong |
| [00:09.04] | Before we do, are any of Joey' s special " romance" magazines in there? qu zhi qian, mei you qiao yi te bie de " luo man shi" za zhi zai li mian ba? |
| [00:17.05] | No. Okay, all clear. mei you ke yi le |
| [00:20.02] | Thanks, Phoebe. xie xie, fei bi |
| [00:24.32] | That' s Rachel. shi rui qiu |
| [00:26.22] | But whatever. sui bian la |
| [00:29.62] | Could you do me a big favor? ke yi bang wo yi ge da mang ma? |
| [00:31.59] | I have a meeting at the dean' s office. yuan chang ban gong shi zhao kai hui yi |
| [00:34.26] | Can you watch Ben for an hour? ni neng ti wo zhao kan ban yi xiao shi ma? |
| [00:37.60] | What about Monica? She isn' t home. mo ni ka ne? ta bu zai jia |
| [00:40.90] | So it would just be me alone? zhi you wo yi ge ren? |
| [00:45.81] | Ben would be there. ban ye hui zai |
| [00:50.81] | What' s the matter? zen me le? |
| [00:53.42] | I' ve never done that before. Me and him, alone. yi qian cong lai bu ceng zhi you wo he ta dan du zai yi qi |
| [00:56.99] | He' s not an excon. ta bu shi qian ke fan |
| [00:58.99] | Okay, okay... hao, hao |
| [01:01.02] | What do I do with him? I don' t know, talk to him. wo yao he ta zuo shi mo? wo bu zhi dao, he ta jiang hua |
| [01:04.06] | Entertain him. Keep him alive. yu le ta, rang ta huo zhe |
| [01:08.16] | Okay. Ben, come here. hao ban, lai |
| [01:10.67] | I' m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay? wo yao ba ni liu zai zhe er he rui qiu a yi yi qi yi xiao shi, hao ma? |
| [01:14.87] | Gonna be okay? ni ke yi ba? |
| [01:16.14] | I think so. I wasn' t talking to you. wo xiang ke yi wo bu shi he ni shuo hua |
| [01:20.41] | The One With The Truth About London ben ji bo chu: lun dun di zhen xiang |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:57.88] | What about the second minister? I kind of liked him. di er wei jiao shi ru he? wo hai man xi huan ta de |
| [02:01.08] | You mean the spitter? Come on. He wasn' t that bad. ni zhi pen kou shui na ge? bie zhe yang, ta mei na me zao |
| [02:05.32] | Easy for you to say, you' d be wearing a veil. ni shuo qi lai rong yi, ni you mian sha |
| [02:09.59] | And the third guy? He kept staring at your chest. di san ge ne? ta yi zhi deng zhe ni de xiong bu kan |
| [02:13.16] | Can you blame him? ni neng guai ta ma? |
| [02:16.00] | I don' t like the idea of me saying, " I do"... wo bu xi wang wo shuo" wo yuan yi" shi |
| [02:18.80] | while he' s thinking, " I' d do it too." ta xiang zhe," wo ye yuan yi" |
| [02:23.04] | Well, then we still have a problem. With what? na wo men hai you yi ge wen ti shen me? |
| [02:26.24] | We need someone to perform our wedding but they' re all boring or annoying... wo men xu yao zheng hun ren dan ta men dou tai wu qu huo shi tao yan |
| [02:31.11] | or keep staring at the ladies. huo shi yi zhi deng zhe nv sheng kan |
| [02:36.55] | You should have one of us do it. ying gai rang wo men qi zhong yi ren lai zheng hun |
| [02:38.69] | We' re getting " married" married, not " 6thgrade" married. wo men shi yao" jie hun" de jie hun bu shi" liu nian ji" de jie hun |
| [02:42.69] | No, it' s a real thing. shi zhen de |
| [02:44.66] | Anyone can be ordained on the lnternet and perform weddings and stuff. ren he ren dou neng zai wang lu shang bei ren ming wei jiao shi ran hou zheng hun |
| [02:48.86] | I call it! wo yao! |
| [02:51.40] | What? It was my idea! shen me? shi wo de zhu yi! |
| [02:53.57] | Thank you very much, but neither of you is marrying us. fei chang gan xie ni, dan ni men shui ye bu hui ti wo men zheng hun |
| [02:57.14] | Does calling it not mean anything anymore? ti chu qing qiu bu zai you ren he yi yi le ma? |
| [03:00.41] | We' re having a legitimate clergy member. wo men yao yi wei zheng shi de jiao shi |
| [03:03.14] | And when I say legitimate, I mean gay... wo shuo zheng shi, wo zhi de shi tong xing lian |
| [03:06.01] | and in control of his saliva. er qie neng kong zhi kou shui de |
| [03:20.03] | Ben, you know, when you were a baby... ban, ni zhi dao, dang ni hai shi ge ying er shi |
| [03:23.16] | we' d hang out all the time. wo men chang zai yi qi |
| [03:25.17] | I was your daddy' s girlfriend. na shi wo shi ni ba de nv peng you |
| [03:27.20] | But you' re not anymore. ke shi ni xian zai bu shi le |
| [03:31.24] | No, I' m not. Because you guys were on a break.. bu, wo bu shi yin wei ni men xiang fen kai yi xia |
| [03:34.44] | Hey, we were not on a.. hei, wo men bu shi |
| [03:40.11] | When' s my daddy coming back? Fiftytwo minutes. wo ba shen me shi hou hui hui lai? 52 fen zhong hou |
| [03:48.62] | So no brothers or sisters, huh? ni mei you xiong di jie mei, ? |
| [03:50.99] | You know, I had two sisters and we just tortured each other. wo you liang ge jie mei, wo men bi ci zhe mo |
| [03:54.80] | Really? Like how? Well, you know, we would... zhen de? xiang zen yang? wo men hui |
| [03:58.57] | we' d repeat everything the other said... chong fu ling yi ge ren shuo de mei yi ju hua |
| [04:01.34] | or we' d jump out of closets to scare each other... huo shi cong yi gui tiao chu qu xia ren |
| [04:05.21] | or switch the sugar with salt so they put salt on their cereal. huo shi ba tang huan cheng yan rang bie ren ba yan sa dao zao can mai pian li |
| [04:09.28] | That' s a good one. zhe ge bu cuo |
| [04:12.35] | Yeah, you like that one? Yeah, you' re funny. ni xi huan ma? shi, ni hen hao wan |
| [04:15.32] | I' m funny? wo hen hao wan? |
| [04:16.99] | Oh, thank God. gan xie tian |
| [04:19.25] | Well, hey, I got a ton of these. hei, wo you yi da dui zhe zhong gu shi |
| [04:21.22] | You take a quarter... na yi ge 25 xian tong ban |
| [04:24.99] | and you blacken the edge, right? ba bian yuan tu hei |
| [04:28.80] | And then you say, " I bet you can' t roll this quarter... ran hou shuo: wo da du ni bu neng yong zhe mei tong ban |
| [04:32.37] | to your chin without it leaving your face." gun guo ni de xia ba er bu li kai ni de lian |
| [04:34.94] | And when they do it, they' re left with a line down the center of their face. deng ta men zhe me zuo le hui zai lian zheng zhong yang liu xia yi tiao xian |
| [04:40.51] | Can I do it to you? wo ke yi dui ni zhe yang ma? |
| [04:43.75] | I' m funny, Ben, but I' m not stupid. ban, wo shi you mo, dan wo bu ben |
| [04:52.89] | So did you find anyone to marry you yet? ni men zhao dao zheng hun ren le ma? |
| [04:55.56] | No, but " Horny for Monica" minister called... mei you, dan" chi xiang mo ni ka" jiao shi da dian hua lai |
| [05:00.09] | wondering if we' re still together. xiang zhi dao wo men shi fou hai zai yi qi |
| [05:03.83] | We' ll never find anybody. Then let me do it. wo men yong yuan bu hui zhao dao ren de na me rang wo lai |
| [05:06.57] | Joey.. I' ve been thinking. qiao yi wo xiang guo le |
| [05:08.24] | I' m an actor, so I won' t get nervous in front of people. wo shi ge yan yuan, wo zai ren qian bu hui jin zhang |
| [05:12.11] | I won' t spit and I won' t stare at Monica' s breasts. wo bu hui pen kou shui ye bu hui deng zhe mo ni ka de xiong bu kan |
| [05:16.44] | Everyone knows I' m an ass man. da jia dou zhi dao wo xi huan de shi tun bu |
| [05:20.62] | That' s true. The most important thing... na dao shi zhen de zui zhong yao de shi |
| [05:22.92] | is, it won' t be some stranger who barely knows you. bu shi yi wei ji hu bu ren shi ni de mo sheng ren ti ni zheng hun |
| [05:26.59] | It' ll be me. And I swear, I' ll do a really good job. er hui shi wo, wo fa shi, wo hui zuo de hen hao |
| [05:30.43] | Plus, I love you guys and it would really mean a lot to me. hai you, wo ai ni men, zhe dui wo yi yi zhong da |
| [05:35.90] | Might be kind of cool. zhe yang ye man ku de |
| [05:37.40] | So I can do it? Yeah, you can do it. wo ke yi ma? hao, ni ke yi |
| [05:39.80] | All right! Okay! hao! hao! |
| [05:42.94] | Okay, I gotta get started on my speech. hao, wo yao kai shi zhun bei wo de yan shuo |
| [05:45.57] | Wait a minute. deng yi xia |
| [05:47.44] | Internet ministers can have sex, right? wang lu shang ren ming de jiao shi hai shi ke yi , dui ba? |
| [05:54.62] | Coming. lai le |
| [06:04.43] | I have a bone to pick with you. wo yao zhao ni ma fan |
| [06:08.93] | Uhoh. Yes. can le dui |
| [06:10.80] | Ben learned a little trick. ban xue le yi ge e zuo ju |
| [06:15.80] | Oh, did he pull the old..? That' s right, that' s right. ta shi bu shi? dui, shi de |
| [06:20.64] | Saran wrap on the toilet seat... ma tong zuo wei shang bao le si long |
| [06:23.61] | so the pee goes everywhere. yu shi niao niao pen de dao chu dou shi |
| [06:28.42] | Oh, that. Yeah, that. o, na ge a dui, na ge |
| [06:30.99] | You know I hate practical jokes. ni zhi dao wo zui hen wu zuo ju de |
| [06:33.49] | They' re mean, they' re stupid and I don' t want my son learning them. e zuo ju hen du, hen ben wo bu yao wo er zi xue hui zhei xie |
| [06:37.63] | Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn' t that just a little funny? ma tong bao le si long? na mei you yi dian dian hao xiao ma? |
| [06:42.20] | I was barefoot. Oh. wo chi jiao o |
| [06:45.43] | Tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him, right? ni zhi you jiao ta ma tong zhe yi jian, dui bu? |
| [06:53.57] | Yes. dui |
| [06:58.48] | Hey. Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani. hei xiang qiao yi cui bi ya ni jiao shi da zhao hu |
| [07:01.72] | You got ordained? Yeah. ni bei ren ming le? dui |
| [07:03.82] | Just got off the lnternet. Man, there' s a lot of porn out there. cai xia wang, wang shang hao duo se qing tu pian |
| [07:08.96] | Our minister. wo men de jiao shi |
| [07:11.46] | I started on what I' m gonna say for the ceremony. Want to hear it? wo yi jing xie xia wo zai hun li yao shuo de hua, yao ting ma? |
| [07:15.23] | Listen, this is just the first draft, so... zhu yi, zhe zhi shi di yi pian cao gao, suo yi |
| [07:19.40] | " We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion... jin tian wo men qi ju ci chu zai zhe ge xi yue de chang he |
| [07:22.84] | to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. lai qing zhu mo ni ka he qian de zhi jian te bie de ai |
| [07:29.68] | It is a love based on giving and receiving... zhe shi dian ji zai fu chu he jie shou |
| [07:33.05] | as well as having and sharing. yong you he fen xiang de ai |
| [07:35.85] | And the love that they give and have is shared and received. ta men fu chu he yong you de ai bei fen xiang he jie shou le |
| [07:42.89] | And through this having and giving... jie zhe zhe yang de yong you he fu chu |
| [07:45.93] | and sharing and receiving... yi ji fen xiang he jie shou |
| [07:49.43] | we too can share and love and have... wo men tong yang fen xiang, ai, he yong you |
| [07:55.50] | and receive." hai you jie shou |
| [08:00.41] | Should we call the spitter? yao bu yao da dian hua gei pen kou shui de? |
| [08:10.05] | Hey, Rachel. Hi. hei, rui qiu hai |
| [08:13.42] | What a surprise. What are you doing here? hao ge jing xi, ni zen me zai zhe li? |
| [08:16.56] | I was just in the neighborhood... wo zheng hao zai fu jin |
| [08:19.29] | and I passed by your building and thought, " What' s up with Carol... jing guo ni jia, wo xiang kai luo he ke ai de xiao ban |
| [08:23.26] | and sweet little Ben?" bu zhi dao zen me yang? |
| [08:25.53] | That' s nice. Well, come on in. Okay. zhen hao, qing jin hao |
| [08:28.80] | I' ll make some coffee and we can chat. wo lai zhu ka fei, ran hou wo men ke yi liao tian |
| [08:31.27] | I' d love that. I would love that. hao a, hen hao |
| [08:35.48] | So where is sweet little Ben? ke ai de xiao ban ne? |
| [08:38.08] | I would love to have a little.. wo xiang he xiao |
| [08:43.68] | I found him! zhao dao ta le! |
| [08:46.35] | Very funny. Come here. hao hao xiao, guo lai |
| [08:48.79] | That is exactly why I' ve come here to talk to you, okay? zhe jiu shi wo lai zhao ni tan de yuan yin |
| [08:52.56] | Rachel, you want sugar? Yes, but.. rui qiu, yao jia tang ma? hao, dan |
| [08:55.26] | Do I want sugar in my coffee? wo de ka fei yao bu yao jia tang? |
| [09:00.64] | No, just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks. bu yao, zhi yao jia niu nai jiu hao, xie xie |
| [09:03.77] | Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday? ji de wo zuo tian jiao ni de nei xie dong xi? |
| [09:06.87] | " Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?" " ji de wo zuo tian jiao ni de nei xie dong xi?" |
| [09:10.71] | Don' t do that. " Don' t do that." bu yao zhe yang " bu yao zhe yang" |
| [09:12.65] | Your dad doesn' t like pranks. " Your dad doesn' t like pranks." ni ba ba bu xi huan e zuo ju " ni ba ba bu xi huan e zuo ju" |
| [09:17.08] | Oh, damn it. " Oh, damn it!" ke wu! " ke wu!" |
| [09:19.32] | No! Don' t say that. bu! bu yao zhe me shuo |
| [09:21.52] | Damn it! Go back to repeating. ke wu! chong fu wo de shuo hua |
| [09:23.46] | Damn it! Oh, crap. ke wu! zhen lan! |
| [09:25.19] | " Oh, crap!" " zhen lan!" |
| [09:33.27] | Okay, I got some more written, ready? hao, wo you xie le yi xie, zhun bei hao le ma? |
| [09:37.77] | Yeah, okay. shi, hao |
| [09:40.71] | " When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share... dang wo xiang dao zhe liang wei fu chu zhe he jie shou zhe suo fen xiang de ai |
| [09:45.61] | I can' t help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving... wo jin bu zhu ji du zhi hou yi sheng de yong you he ai |
| [09:50.12] | and giving.." And then I can' t think of a good word for right here. he fu chu wo xiang bu chu zhe er yao yong shen me zi |
| [09:54.56] | How about " receiving"? Yes! yong" jie shou" ru he? dui! |
| [09:59.53] | See, Joe, not that that' s not great... qiao yi, zhe bu shi bu hao |
| [10:03.56] | but one cool thing about having a friend perform the ceremony... dan peng you zheng hun de hao chu jiu shi |
| [10:08.14] | is that it can be about us. neng gou he wo men you guan |
| [10:10.04] | It can be more personal. You can tell stories about us. ke yi geng ge ren, ni ke yi shuo shuo wo men de xiao gu shi |
| [10:16.08] | Okay! Maybe I' ll talk about London, when you hooked up. hao! wo ke yi tan lun dun dang ni men kai shi zai yi qi |
| [10:19.65] | Only I won' t say " hooked up"... wo bu hui shuo" zai yi qi" |
| [10:22.45] | I' ll say, " began their beautiful journey... wo hui shuo: ta men mei li de lv cheng |
| [10:25.75] | There you go. by doing it." dui le you zuo le kai shi |
| [10:30.76] | Joe. Okay, all right. qiao yi hao ba |
| [10:33.89] | So how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room... suo yi shi zen me kai shi de? ni men de shuang yan yue guo fang jian xiang yu |
| [10:37.50] | then you' re in the bathtub and she' s feeding you strawberries? ran hou ni zai yu gang li ta zai wei ni chi cao mei? |
| [10:42.67] | Isn' t that what happened to you? Yeah! na bu shi fa sheng zai ni he ban niang shen shang ma? dui! |
| [10:48.28] | I call that " London style." wo jiao ta zuo" lun dun pai" |
| [10:51.91] | That didn' t happen with us. mei fa sheng zai wo men shen shang |
| [10:53.85] | Maybe you should say it is, because " London style" sounds nice. ye xu ni ying gai shuo you yin wei" lun dun pai" ting lai bu cuo |
| [10:59.12] | Okay, uh... hao, |
| [11:01.19] | I was sad that night because this guy thought I was Ross' mom. na tian wan shang wo hen nan guo yin wei you ge jia huo yi wei wo shi luo si de ma |
| [11:06.63] | And Chandler was really sweet and he consoled me and... qian de dui wo hen hao, yi zhi an wei wo |
| [11:10.87] | we drank too much. Yeah, baby. er wo men he le hen duo hao a, bao bei |
| [11:15.77] | I was a gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said good night. wo hen shen shi di pei ta zou hui lv guan fang jian, dao le wan an |
| [11:21.08] | Oh. |
| [11:22.44] | But then, later that night.. Yeah, baby. dan na wan shao wan shi hao a, bao bei |
| [11:36.22] | Cute P. J. s. Really living it up here in London, huh? ke ai de shui yi zhen de xiang zai lun dun guo de duo cai duo zi? |
| [11:41.30] | Well, I wasn' t exactly expecting company after... wo xiang bu hui zai you ren lai, xian zai yi jing |
| [11:46.03] | 9: 15. 9 dian 15 fen |
| [11:48.74] | Is Joey here? qiao yi zai ma? |
| [11:50.24] | Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries. shang ci wo kan dao ta shi ta he ban niang he yi lan cao mei zai yi qi |
| [11:55.28] | You' re not still upset about what that guy told you, are you? ni bu hui hai zai wei na ge jia huo de hua sheng qi ba? |
| [12:00.25] | Wouldn' t you be? ni bu hui ma? |
| [12:01.98] | It' s been a really emotional time and you' ve had a lot to drink... zhe shi yi ge hen gan ren de shi ke ni you he le hen duo |
| [12:06.12] | You have to let that go, okay? ni bi xu yao rang zhe jian shi guo qu, hao ma? |
| [12:08.09] | You were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight. ni shi jin wan wu li zui mei di nv ren |
| [12:12.16] | Really? zhen de? |
| [12:13.43] | You kidding? You' re the most beautiful woman in most rooms.. ni shuo xiao? ni shi da bu fen wu li zui mei di nv ren |
| [12:24.67] | Whoa, what' s going on? o, fa sheng shen me shi le? |
| [12:26.37] | We just made out. wo men qin zui le |
| [12:27.61] | We' re making out? Not anymore. wo men qin zui le? xian zai mei you |
| [12:30.71] | But we don' t do that. I know, I thought it would be fun. ke shi wo men bu zhe yang de wo zhi dao, wo yi wei hui hen hao wan |
| [12:35.78] | How drunk are you? ni you duo zui? |
| [12:37.02] | Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty. zui dao zhi dao wo xiang zhe me zuo dan mei dao ni gai jue de nei jiu de di bu |
| [12:43.72] | That' s the perfect amount. zhe shi zui hao de cheng du |
| [12:52.33] | You know what' s weird? What? ni zhi dao na li qi guai ma? na li? |
| [12:54.30] | This doesn' t feel weird. I know. gan jue yi dian dou bu qi guai wo zhi dao |
| [12:56.87] | You' re a really good kisser. Well, I have kissed over four women. ni de wen gong hen bang wo wen le chao guo 4 ge nv ren |
| [13:03.54] | Want to get under the covers? Okay. zuan dao bei wo li? hao |
| [13:15.76] | Wow, you are really fast! wa, ni hao kuai! |
| [13:17.56] | It bodes well for me that speed impresses you. wo xiang ni hui xin shang su du |
| [13:22.33] | We' re gonna see each other naked. Yep. wo men yao luo cheng xiang jian le dui |
| [13:25.57] | At the same time? Count of three? tong shi? shu dao san? |
| [13:28.37] | One, two, three. yi, er, san |
| [13:35.94] | Well, I think it' s safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined. wo xiang wo men de you yi hen you xiao de bei zhong jie le |
| [13:40.08] | Eh, we weren' t that close anyway. fan zheng wo men ben lai ye mei na me qin jin |
| [13:44.95] | Joey, Joey, Joey! qiao yi, qiao yi, qiao yi! |
| [13:50.36] | Hey. hei |
| [13:51.59] | Hey, Joe. I was just watching a movie... hei, qiao yi, wo zai kan dian ying |
| [13:58.27] | Oh, dude, I' m so sorry. lao xiong, dui bu qi |
| [14:01.40] | No! bu shi! |
| [14:03.40] | It' s cool, I' m still with my bridesmaid. mei shi, wo hai gen ban niang zai yi qi |
| [14:06.04] | Where are the condoms? bao xian tao zai na r? |
| [14:08.31] | In my bag over there. zai na bian, wo de dai zi li |
| [14:16.82] | Could you leave me one? ke yi liu yi ge gei wo ma? |
| [14:21.56] | For just you? gei ni? |
| [14:23.92] | Yeah. dui |
| [14:27.80] | All right. There you go, buddy. hao, gei ni, lao xiong |
| [14:31.43] | Go nuts. ni qu feng ba |
| [14:36.00] | That' s what that was? yuan lai shi wei le na jian shi yong de? |
| [14:37.97] | If I hadn' t left you one, you two might' ve never gotten together. ru guo wo mei liu yi ge gei ni ni men liang ge ke neng yong yuan bu hui zai yi qi |
| [14:43.58] | Imagine if I had sent that hooker like I was gonna? xiang xiang yi xia, ru guo wo zhao yuan lai ji hua song le yi ge ji nv shang qu hui zen yang? |
| [14:48.52] | It' s like it was in the stars. jiu xiang zai tian shang yi yang |
| [14:51.42] | Yeah, totally meant to be. shi a, ni men shi zhu ding zai yi qi de |
| [14:53.15] | Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night. gao su ta ni yuan xian na wan shi yao qu zhao shui de |
| [14:57.46] | What? What? shen me? shen me? |
| [14:59.93] | What? shen me? |
| [15:03.30] | Who did you originally want to hook up with? ni yuan xian shi yao qu zhao shui de? |
| [15:07.30] | Okay, fine, but please don' t be upset. hao ba, bu yao sheng qi |
| [15:09.94] | I was really depressed, okay? And really drunk. wo na shi zhen de hen ju sang, hao ma? er qie zui de hen li hai |
| [15:14.44] | I wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. wo xiang zuo you ben you wu yi yi de shi wo zhi xiang shang chuang |
| [15:19.38] | So, when I went to your room that night... suo yi na wan wo dao ni men fang jian |
| [15:22.45] | I was actually looking for Joey. qi shi shi yao zhao qiao yi de |
| [15:32.66] | Yeah, baby. hao a, bao bei |
| [15:36.00] | No, baby. bu, bao bei |
| [15:39.13] | Oh, my God. o, wo de tian |
| [15:40.67] | You came looking for Joey? ni lai zhao qiao yi de? |
| [15:42.70] | Were you planning on telling me this? No, I didn' t think it was important. ni you yao gao su wo ma? mei you, wo jue de zhe bu zhong yao |
| [15:47.84] | It' s not important? It' s not important? zhe bu zhong yao? zhe bu zhong yao? |
| [15:50.21] | If it wasn' t for a bridesmaid, you' d be marrying him. ru guo mei you na ge ban niang ni jia de hui shi ta er bu shi wo |
| [15:53.38] | Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey wasn' t there? ni zhi dao wo you duo gao xing qiao yi bu zai na r ma? |
| [15:58.39] | Hey! hei! |
| [16:01.29] | I' m a man of the cloth but I still have feelings. sui ran wo shi shen zhi ren yuan ke shi wo hai shi you gan jue de |
| [16:06.23] | There' s no way you' re doing this wedding now, okay? xian zai ni bu ke neng ti wo men zheng hun |
| [16:09.60] | What? That' s not fair. It' s not my fault. shen me? bu gong ping, bu shi wo de cuo |
| [16:13.50] | I was with my bridesmaid. wo he ban niang zai yi qi |
| [16:15.24] | And who' s to say I would' ve said yes? er qie shui shuo wo hui da ying de? |
| [16:17.54] | I mean, I would' ve said yes. wo shi shuo, wo hui da ying de |
| [16:21.08] | You are making way too big a deal out of this. ni ba zhe jian shi kan de tai yan zhong le |
| [16:24.21] | Everything worked out okay. zui hou dou hen hao a |
| [16:26.08] | It' s just weird, okay? zhi shi hen qi guai, hao ma? |
| [16:27.72] | I don' t want to be saying my vows with the mental image of you and Monica. wo bu yao zai wo li xia hun shi shi xin li you zhe ni he mo ni ka de ying xiang |
| [16:32.19] | I need.. I don' t know what I need. I need a walk. wo xu yao wo bu zhi dao wo yao shen me wo yao qu san bu |
| [16:35.26] | Wait, Chandler, it' s not a big deal. It is to me. deng yi xia, qian de, mei you shen da bu liao de dui wo shi |
| [16:39.03] | You wanted to sleep with Batman and settled for Robin. ni xiang he bian fu xia shang chuang jie guo yi luo bin da fa le |
| [16:46.83] | This is crazy. No, Robin is so gay. zhe tai feng kuang le bu, luo bin shi tong xing lian |
| [16:54.11] | So now what have we agreed? No more pranks. wo men dou tong yi le? bu zai e zuo ju |
| [16:57.75] | What else? You and Daddy were not on a break. hai you ne? ni he ba ba bu shi xiang fen kai yi xia |
| [17:01.15] | Very good. hen hao |
| [17:05.89] | Rachel, what are you doing here? rui qiu, ni zai zhe li gan shen me? |
| [17:09.29] | I' m just visiting my good friend Carol. bai fang wo de hao peng you kai luo |
| [17:12.63] | Your good friend? Yeah. ni de hao peng you? dui |
| [17:15.56] | What' s her last name? ta xing shen me? |
| [17:19.50] | Carol... kai luo |
| [17:21.50] | Lesbian. Nice. tong xing lian hen hao |
| [17:26.31] | By the way, that line down my face... hai you, wo lian shang na tiao xian |
| [17:29.51] | The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say: zai jin tian zui hou yi tang ke rang yi ge xue sheng shuo: |
| [17:35.95] | " Dude, don' t you ever wash your face?" " lao xiong, ni cong lai bu xi lian ma?" de na tiao xian |
| [17:40.09] | I' m sorry I didn' t tell you. hao, wo hen bao qian, dui bu qi mei you gao su ni |
| [17:42.32] | I don' t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. wo bu yao ni zai jiao wo er zi nei xie dong xi |
| [17:45.96] | Okay? Fine. Fine. hao ma? hao, hao |
| [17:47.93] | Once I taught him that stuff, he called me " fun Aunt Rachel." wo yi jiao ta nei xie dong xi ta jiao wo" hao wan de rui qiu a yi" |
| [17:51.90] | And I loved being fun Aunt Rachel. wo xi huan zuo hao wan de rui qiu a yi |
| [17:55.94] | I' m glad you guys were bonding but.. wo hen gao xing ni men neng jian li gan qing, dan |
| [17:58.47] | Look, he doesn' t have any siblings. ta mei you ren he xiong di jie mei |
| [18:00.84] | Somebody has to teach him this stuff. you ren de jiao ta zhei xie dong xi |
| [18:03.41] | I haven' t taught him anything a normal 6yearold doesn' t know. wo mei you jiao ta ren he zheng chang 6 sui xiao hai bu zhi dao de shi |
| [18:07.41] | Crap! I gotta go. hao lan! wo yao zou le |
| [18:15.66] | Hey. Hey. hei hei |
| [18:17.79] | You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you. ni yao zhe ge su bing ma? shi gei wo de dan ta bi jiao xiang he ni shui |
| [18:23.80] | Nothing even happened. shen me dou mei fa sheng |
| [18:26.93] | I just don' t want you to be upset. wo zhi bu yao ni sheng qi |
| [18:29.50] | How can I not be upset? wo zen me neng bu sheng qi? |
| [18:31.51] | I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman... wo zhong yu he zhe ge hen bang de nv ren zhui ru ai he |
| [18:34.84] | and it turns out she wanted you first. er ta zui chu yao de shi ni |
| [18:37.24] | Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. shi a, mou yi ge wan shang de ban xiao shi |
| [18:40.68] | Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. qian de, ta yao he ni gong du yi sheng |
| [18:44.95] | We look at you and we see you together, and it just... wo men kan zhe ni men, kan dao ni men zai yi qi, jiu shi |
| [18:49.22] | it fits, you know? hen ban pei, ni zhi dao ma? |
| [18:52.83] | And you just know it' s gonna last forever. ni jiu shi zhi dao neng chi xu zhong sheng |
| [18:59.23] | That' s what you should say. zhe jiu shi ni gai jiang de |
| [19:02.40] | What? shen me? |
| [19:06.37] | When you' re marrying us, that' s what you should say. dang ni ti wo men zheng hun shi, na jiu shi ni gai shuo de |
| [19:10.78] | Really? I could do it? zhen de? wo ke yi ti ni men zheng hun ma? |
| [19:13.78] | I' d love you to do it. wo xi wang ni ti wo zheng hun |
| [19:15.98] | Hey. hei |
| [19:20.39] | But those are the words. Those exact words. bu guo nei xie shi ni de yan jiang, yi mu yi yang de |
| [19:25.56] | Well, I don' t remember exactly but... wo bu tai ji de le |
| [19:29.13] | it' s pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving. shi guan yu yong you he fu chu he fen xiang he jie shou |
| [19:41.28] | So you guys doing okay? Yeah. ni men liang ge mei shi le? shi a |
| [19:44.55] | We talked and Monica made me see that I overreacted a little bit. wo men tan guo le, mo ni ka rang wo zhi dao wo fan ying guo du le |
| [19:48.75] | Some things are more important. Yeah, baby. you xie shi shi bi jiao zhong yao de shi a, bao bei |
| [19:55.29] | I' m really glad you guys are okay, but I just keep thinking... hen gao xing ni men mei shi le, dan wo yi zhi zai xiang |
| [19:59.33] | what would' ve happened if you two had hooked up. ru guo ni men liang ge zai yi qi hui shi shen me yang zi |
| [20:05.60] | Honey, dinner' s ready! qin ai de, wan fan hao le! |
| [20:13.44] | What' s my little chef got for me tonight? wo de xiao chu shi jin wan ti wo zuo le shen me? |
| [20:16.18] | Your favorite. Ho, ho, ho... ni zui xi huan de |
| [20:18.65] | fried stuff with cheese. qi si za chao |
| [20:22.05] | And lots of it! hen duo hen duo! |
| [20:25.12] | Thanks, sweetheart. xie xie, tian xin |
| [20:26.92] | Give me a little sugar... lai qin yi ge |
| [20:32.29] | Here we go, here we go, here we go. lai, lai, lai |
| [20:38.77] | How you doing? ni hai ke yi ma? |
| [20:48.01] | Hey. Hey! |
| [20:49.71] | I' m sorry to do this again, but could you look after Ben for a bit? bao qian yao zai ma fan ni yi ci ni ke yi ti wo zhao gu yi xia ban ma? |
| [20:54.55] | I' ve got this meeting at school... wo zai xue xiao you ge hui yao kai |
| [20:56.45] | and he asked for his fun Aunt Rachel. ta shuo yao zhao" hao wan de" rui qiu a yi |
| [20:59.95] | Well, of course I will watch him. dang ran |
| [21:02.59] | We have fun, don' t we, Ben? wo men hui hen kai xin de shi bu shi, ban? |
| [21:05.83] | See you later, pal. Okay. hao, dai hui jian hao |
| [21:08.16] | pu |
| [21:10.60] | Wait a minute. Ben, I can' t do it. What? deng yi xia, ban, wo bu neng zhe me zuo shen me? |
| [21:13.53] | You got something on your back. What? ni bei hou you dong xi shen me? |
| [21:17.60] | That' s great. That is great. hao, hao ji le |
| [21:19.64] | What did we just finish talking about, Ben? ban, wo men cai shuo wan shen me? |
| [21:22.31] | " What did we just finish talking about, Ben?" " ban, wo men cai shuo wan shen me?" |
| [21:25.91] | That' s it! Come here! hao, gou le, guo lai |
| [21:27.75] | You' re in big trouble, young man! No, wait. nian qing ren, ni ma fan da le! bu |
| [21:30.55] | Ben, come here! I am not kidding! ban, guo lai, wo bu shi kai wan xiao de! |
| [21:32.92] | You guys, hold it. Seriously.. ni yao ting zhi |
| [21:35.62] | Oh, my God! wo de tian! |
| [00:00.00] |
| [00:03.26] | Hi. Hi! Hi, Ben. hāi hāi! hāi, bān |
| [00:05.57] | Hi. We have a bathroom emergency. hāi cè suǒ jǐn jí shì jiàn |
| [00:07.57] | Go ahead. qǐng yòng |
| [00:09.04] | Before we do, are any of Joey' s special " romance" magazines in there? qù zhī qián, méi yǒu qiáo yī tè bié de " luó màn shǐ" zá zhì zài lǐ miàn ba? |
| [00:17.05] | No. Okay, all clear. méi yǒu kě yǐ le |
| [00:20.02] | Thanks, Phoebe. xiè xiè, fēi bǐ |
| [00:24.32] | That' s Rachel. shì ruì qiū |
| [00:26.22] | But whatever. suí biàn la |
| [00:29.62] | Could you do me a big favor? kě yǐ bāng wǒ yí gè dà máng ma? |
| [00:31.59] | I have a meeting at the dean' s office. yuàn cháng bàn gōng shì zhào kāi huì yì |
| [00:34.26] | Can you watch Ben for an hour? nǐ néng tì wǒ zhào kàn bān yī xiǎo shí ma? |
| [00:37.60] | What about Monica? She isn' t home. mó nī kǎ ne? tā bù zài jiā |
| [00:40.90] | So it would just be me alone? zhǐ yǒu wǒ yí ge rén? |
| [00:45.81] | Ben would be there. bān yě huì zài |
| [00:50.81] | What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
| [00:53.42] | I' ve never done that before. Me and him, alone. yǐ qián cóng lái bù céng zhǐ yǒu wǒ hé tā dān dú zài yì qǐ |
| [00:56.99] | He' s not an excon. tā bú shì qián kē fàn |
| [00:58.99] | Okay, okay... hǎo, hǎo |
| [01:01.02] | What do I do with him? I don' t know, talk to him. wǒ yào hé tā zuò shí mǒ? wǒ bù zhī dào, hé tā jiǎng huà |
| [01:04.06] | Entertain him. Keep him alive. yú lè tā, ràng tā huó zhe |
| [01:08.16] | Okay. Ben, come here. hǎo bān, lái |
| [01:10.67] | I' m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour, okay? wǒ yào bǎ nǐ liú zài zhè ér hé ruì qiū ā yí yì qǐ yī xiǎo shí, hǎo ma? |
| [01:14.87] | Gonna be okay? nǐ kě yǐ ba? |
| [01:16.14] | I think so. I wasn' t talking to you. wǒ xiǎng kě yǐ wǒ bú shì hé nǐ shuō huà |
| [01:20.41] | The One With The Truth About London běn jí bō chū: lún dūn dí zhēn xiāng |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:57.88] | What about the second minister? I kind of liked him. dì èr wèi jiào shì rú hé? wǒ hái mán xǐ huān tā de |
| [02:01.08] | You mean the spitter? Come on. He wasn' t that bad. nǐ zhǐ pēn kǒu shuǐ nà gè? bié zhè yàng, tā méi nà me zāo |
| [02:05.32] | Easy for you to say, you' d be wearing a veil. nǐ shuō qǐ lái róng yì, nǐ yǒu miàn shā |
| [02:09.59] | And the third guy? He kept staring at your chest. dì sān ge ne? tā yī zhí dèng zhe nǐ de xiōng bù kàn |
| [02:13.16] | Can you blame him? nǐ néng guài tā ma? |
| [02:16.00] | I don' t like the idea of me saying, " I do"... wǒ bù xī wàng wǒ shuō" wǒ yuàn yì" shí |
| [02:18.80] | while he' s thinking, " I' d do it too." tā xiǎng zhe," wǒ yě yuàn yì" |
| [02:23.04] | Well, then we still have a problem. With what? nà wǒ men hái yǒu yí gè wèn tí shén me? |
| [02:26.24] | We need someone to perform our wedding but they' re all boring or annoying... wǒ men xū yào zhèng hūn rén dàn tā men dōu tài wú qù huò shì tǎo yàn |
| [02:31.11] | or keep staring at the ladies. huò shì yī zhí dèng zhe nǚ shēng kàn |
| [02:36.55] | You should have one of us do it. yīng gāi ràng wǒ men qí zhōng yī rén lái zhèng hūn |
| [02:38.69] | We' re getting " married" married, not " 6thgrade" married. wǒ men shì yào" jié hūn" de jié hūn bú shì" liù nián jí" de jié hūn |
| [02:42.69] | No, it' s a real thing. shì zhēn de |
| [02:44.66] | Anyone can be ordained on the lnternet and perform weddings and stuff. rèn hé rén dōu néng zài wǎng lù shàng bèi rèn mìng wèi jiào shì rán hòu zhèng hūn |
| [02:48.86] | I call it! wǒ yào! |
| [02:51.40] | What? It was my idea! shén me? shì wǒ de zhǔ yì! |
| [02:53.57] | Thank you very much, but neither of you is marrying us. fēi cháng gǎn xiè nǐ, dàn nǐ men shuí yě bú huì tì wǒ men zhèng hūn |
| [02:57.14] | Does calling it not mean anything anymore? tí chū qǐng qiú bù zài yǒu rèn hé yì yì le ma? |
| [03:00.41] | We' re having a legitimate clergy member. wǒ men yào yī wèi zhèng shì de jiào shì |
| [03:03.14] | And when I say legitimate, I mean gay... wǒ shuō zhèng shì, wǒ zhǐ de shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [03:06.01] | and in control of his saliva. ér qiě néng kòng zhì kǒu shuǐ de |
| [03:20.03] | Ben, you know, when you were a baby... bān, nǐ zhī dào, dāng nǐ hái shì gè yīng ér shí |
| [03:23.16] | we' d hang out all the time. wǒ men cháng zài yì qǐ |
| [03:25.17] | I was your daddy' s girlfriend. nà shí wǒ shì nǐ bà de nǚ péng yǒu |
| [03:27.20] | But you' re not anymore. kě shì nǐ xiàn zài bú shì le |
| [03:31.24] | No, I' m not. Because you guys were on a break.. bù, wǒ bú shì yīn wèi nǐ men xiǎng fēn kāi yī xià |
| [03:34.44] | Hey, we were not on a.. hēi, wǒ men bú shì |
| [03:40.11] | When' s my daddy coming back? Fiftytwo minutes. wǒ bà shén me shí hòu huì huí lái? 52 fēn zhōng hòu |
| [03:48.62] | So no brothers or sisters, huh? nǐ méi yǒu xiōng dì jiě mèi, ? |
| [03:50.99] | You know, I had two sisters and we just tortured each other. wǒ yǒu liǎng gè jiě mèi, wǒ men bǐ cǐ zhé mó |
| [03:54.80] | Really? Like how? Well, you know, we would... zhēn de? xiàng zěn yàng? wǒ men huì |
| [03:58.57] | we' d repeat everything the other said... chóng fù lìng yí ge rén shuō de měi yī jù huà |
| [04:01.34] | or we' d jump out of closets to scare each other... huò shì cóng yī guì tiào chū qù xià rén |
| [04:05.21] | or switch the sugar with salt so they put salt on their cereal. huò shì bǎ táng huàn chéng yán ràng bié rén bǎ yán sǎ dào zǎo cān mài piàn lǐ |
| [04:09.28] | That' s a good one. zhè gè bù cuò |
| [04:12.35] | Yeah, you like that one? Yeah, you' re funny. nǐ xǐ huān ma? shì, nǐ hěn hǎo wán |
| [04:15.32] | I' m funny? wǒ hěn hǎo wán? |
| [04:16.99] | Oh, thank God. gǎn xiè tiān |
| [04:19.25] | Well, hey, I got a ton of these. hēi, wǒ yǒu yī dà duī zhè zhǒng gù shì |
| [04:21.22] | You take a quarter... ná yí gè 25 xiān tóng bǎn |
| [04:24.99] | and you blacken the edge, right? bǎ biān yuán tú hēi |
| [04:28.80] | And then you say, " I bet you can' t roll this quarter... rán hòu shuō: wǒ dǎ dǔ nǐ bù néng yòng zhè méi tóng bǎn |
| [04:32.37] | to your chin without it leaving your face." gǔn guò nǐ de xià bā ér bù lí kāi nǐ de liǎn |
| [04:34.94] | And when they do it, they' re left with a line down the center of their face. děng tā men zhè me zuò le huì zài liǎn zhèng zhōng yāng liú xià yī tiáo xiàn |
| [04:40.51] | Can I do it to you? wǒ kě yǐ duì nǐ zhè yàng ma? |
| [04:43.75] | I' m funny, Ben, but I' m not stupid. bān, wǒ shì yōu mò, dàn wǒ bù bèn |
| [04:52.89] | So did you find anyone to marry you yet? nǐ men zhǎo dào zhèng hūn rén le ma? |
| [04:55.56] | No, but " Horny for Monica" minister called... méi yǒu, dàn" chī xiǎng mó nī kǎ" jiào shì dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [05:00.09] | wondering if we' re still together. xiǎng zhī dào wǒ men shì fǒu hái zài yì qǐ |
| [05:03.83] | We' ll never find anybody. Then let me do it. wǒ men yǒng yuǎn bú huì zhǎo dào rén de nà me ràng wǒ lái |
| [05:06.57] | Joey.. I' ve been thinking. qiáo yī wǒ xiǎng guò le |
| [05:08.24] | I' m an actor, so I won' t get nervous in front of people. wǒ shì gè yǎn yuán, wǒ zài rén qián bú huì jǐn zhāng |
| [05:12.11] | I won' t spit and I won' t stare at Monica' s breasts. wǒ bú huì pēn kǒu shuǐ yě bú huì dèng zhe mó nī kǎ de xiōng bù kàn |
| [05:16.44] | Everyone knows I' m an ass man. dà jiā dōu zhī dào wǒ xǐ huān de shì tún bù |
| [05:20.62] | That' s true. The most important thing... nà dào shi zhēn de zuì zhòng yào de shì |
| [05:22.92] | is, it won' t be some stranger who barely knows you. bú shì yī wèi jī hū bù rèn shi nǐ de mò shēng rén tì nǐ zhèng hūn |
| [05:26.59] | It' ll be me. And I swear, I' ll do a really good job. ér huì shì wǒ, wǒ fā shì, wǒ huì zuò de hěn hǎo |
| [05:30.43] | Plus, I love you guys and it would really mean a lot to me. hái yǒu, wǒ ài nǐ men, zhè duì wǒ yì yì zhòng dà |
| [05:35.90] | Might be kind of cool. zhè yàng yě mán kù de |
| [05:37.40] | So I can do it? Yeah, you can do it. wǒ kě yǐ ma? hǎo, nǐ kě yǐ |
| [05:39.80] | All right! Okay! hǎo! hǎo! |
| [05:42.94] | Okay, I gotta get started on my speech. hǎo, wǒ yào kāi shǐ zhǔn bèi wǒ de yǎn shuō |
| [05:45.57] | Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [05:47.44] | Internet ministers can have sex, right? wǎng lù shàng rèn mìng de jiào shì hái shì kě yǐ , duì ba? |
| [05:54.62] | Coming. lái le |
| [06:04.43] | I have a bone to pick with you. wǒ yào zhǎo nǐ má fán |
| [06:08.93] | Uhoh. Yes. cǎn le duì |
| [06:10.80] | Ben learned a little trick. bān xué le yí gè è zuò jù |
| [06:15.80] | Oh, did he pull the old..? That' s right, that' s right. tā shì bú shì? duì, shì de |
| [06:20.64] | Saran wrap on the toilet seat... mǎ tǒng zuò wèi shàng bāo le sī lóng |
| [06:23.61] | so the pee goes everywhere. yú shì niào niào pēn dé dào chù dōu shì |
| [06:28.42] | Oh, that. Yeah, that. ó, nà gè a duì, nà gè |
| [06:30.99] | You know I hate practical jokes. nǐ zhī dào wǒ zuì hèn wù zuò jù de |
| [06:33.49] | They' re mean, they' re stupid and I don' t want my son learning them. è zuò jù hěn dú, hěn bèn wǒ bú yào wǒ ér zi xué huì zhèi xiē |
| [06:37.63] | Saran wrap on the toilet seat? Isn' t that just a little funny? mǎ tǒng bāo le sī lóng? nà méi yǒu yì diǎn diǎn hǎo xiào ma? |
| [06:42.20] | I was barefoot. Oh. wǒ chì jiǎo ó |
| [06:45.43] | Tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him, right? nǐ zhǐ yǒu jiào tā mǎ tǒng zhè yī jiàn, duì bù? |
| [06:53.57] | Yes. duì |
| [06:58.48] | Hey. Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani. hēi xiàng qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní jiào shì dǎ zhāo hū |
| [07:01.72] | You got ordained? Yeah. nǐ bèi rèn mìng le? duì |
| [07:03.82] | Just got off the lnternet. Man, there' s a lot of porn out there. cái xià wǎng, wǎng shàng hǎo duō sè qíng tú piàn |
| [07:08.96] | Our minister. wǒ men de jiào shì |
| [07:11.46] | I started on what I' m gonna say for the ceremony. Want to hear it? wǒ yǐ jīng xiě xià wǒ zài hūn lǐ yào shuō de huà, yào tīng ma? |
| [07:15.23] | Listen, this is just the first draft, so... zhù yì, zhè zhǐ shì dì yī piān cǎo gǎo, suǒ yǐ |
| [07:19.40] | " We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion... jīn tiān wǒ men qí jù cǐ chù zài zhè gè xǐ yuè de chǎng hé |
| [07:22.84] | to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. lái qìng zhù mó nī kǎ hé qián dé zhī jiān tè bié de ài |
| [07:29.68] | It is a love based on giving and receiving... zhè shì diàn jī zài fù chū hé jiē shòu |
| [07:33.05] | as well as having and sharing. yōng yǒu hé fēn xiǎng de ài |
| [07:35.85] | And the love that they give and have is shared and received. tā men fù chū hé yōng yǒu de ài bèi fēn xiǎng hé jiē shòu le |
| [07:42.89] | And through this having and giving... jiè zhe zhè yàng de yōng yǒu hé fù chū |
| [07:45.93] | and sharing and receiving... yǐ jí fēn xiǎng hé jiē shòu |
| [07:49.43] | we too can share and love and have... wǒ men tóng yàng fēn xiǎng, ài, hé yōng yǒu |
| [07:55.50] | and receive." hái yǒu jiē shòu |
| [08:00.41] | Should we call the spitter? yào bú yào dǎ diàn huà gěi pēn kǒu shuǐ de? |
| [08:10.05] | Hey, Rachel. Hi. hēi, ruì qiū hāi |
| [08:13.42] | What a surprise. What are you doing here? hǎo gè jīng xǐ, nǐ zěn me zài zhè lǐ? |
| [08:16.56] | I was just in the neighborhood... wǒ zhèng hǎo zài fù jìn |
| [08:19.29] | and I passed by your building and thought, " What' s up with Carol... jīng guò nǐ jiā, wǒ xiǎng kǎi luò hé kě ài de xiǎo bān |
| [08:23.26] | and sweet little Ben?" bù zhī dào zěn me yàng? |
| [08:25.53] | That' s nice. Well, come on in. Okay. zhēn hǎo, qǐng jìn hǎo |
| [08:28.80] | I' ll make some coffee and we can chat. wǒ lái zhǔ kā fēi, rán hòu wǒ men kě yǐ liáo tiān |
| [08:31.27] | I' d love that. I would love that. hǎo a, hěn hǎo |
| [08:35.48] | So where is sweet little Ben? kě ài de xiǎo bān ne? |
| [08:38.08] | I would love to have a little.. wǒ xiǎng hé xiǎo |
| [08:43.68] | I found him! zhǎo dào tā le! |
| [08:46.35] | Very funny. Come here. hǎo hǎo xiào, guò lái |
| [08:48.79] | That is exactly why I' ve come here to talk to you, okay? zhè jiù shì wǒ lái zhǎo nǐ tán de yuán yīn |
| [08:52.56] | Rachel, you want sugar? Yes, but.. ruì qiū, yào jiā táng ma? hǎo, dàn |
| [08:55.26] | Do I want sugar in my coffee? wǒ de kā fēi yào bú yào jiā táng? |
| [09:00.64] | No, just some milk would be good, Carol. Thanks. bú yào, zhǐ yào jiā niú nǎi jiù hǎo, xiè xiè |
| [09:03.77] | Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday? jì de wǒ zuó tiān jiào nǐ de nèi xiē dōng xī? |
| [09:06.87] | " Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?" " jì de wǒ zuó tiān jiào nǐ de nèi xiē dōng xī?" |
| [09:10.71] | Don' t do that. " Don' t do that." bú yào zhè yàng " bú yào zhè yàng" |
| [09:12.65] | Your dad doesn' t like pranks. " Your dad doesn' t like pranks." nǐ bà bà bù xǐ huān è zuò jù " nǐ bà bà bù xǐ huān è zuò jù" |
| [09:17.08] | Oh, damn it. " Oh, damn it!" kě wù! " kě wù!" |
| [09:19.32] | No! Don' t say that. bù! bú yào zhè me shuō |
| [09:21.52] | Damn it! Go back to repeating. kě wù! chóng fù wǒ de shuō huà |
| [09:23.46] | Damn it! Oh, crap. kě wù! zhēn làn! |
| [09:25.19] | " Oh, crap!" " zhēn làn!" |
| [09:33.27] | Okay, I got some more written, ready? hǎo, wǒ yòu xiě le yī xiē, zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
| [09:37.77] | Yeah, okay. shì, hǎo |
| [09:40.71] | " When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share... dāng wǒ xiǎng dào zhè liǎng wèi fù chū zhě hé jiē shòu zhě suǒ fēn xiǎng de ài |
| [09:45.61] | I can' t help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving... wǒ jīn bú zhù jí dù zhī hòu yī shēng de yōng yǒu hé ài |
| [09:50.12] | and giving.." And then I can' t think of a good word for right here. hé fù chū wǒ xiǎng bù chū zhè ér yào yòng shén me zì |
| [09:54.56] | How about " receiving"? Yes! yòng" jiē shòu" rú hé? duì! |
| [09:59.53] | See, Joe, not that that' s not great... qiáo yī, zhè bú shì bù hǎo |
| [10:03.56] | but one cool thing about having a friend perform the ceremony... dàn péng yǒu zhèng hūn de hǎo chù jiù shì |
| [10:08.14] | is that it can be about us. néng gòu hé wǒ men yǒu guān |
| [10:10.04] | It can be more personal. You can tell stories about us. kě yǐ gèng gè rén, nǐ kě yǐ shuō shuō wǒ men de xiǎo gù shì |
| [10:16.08] | Okay! Maybe I' ll talk about London, when you hooked up. hǎo! wǒ kě yǐ tán lún dūn dāng nǐ men kāi shǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [10:19.65] | Only I won' t say " hooked up"... wǒ bú huì shuō" zài yì qǐ" |
| [10:22.45] | I' ll say, " began their beautiful journey... wǒ huì shuō: tā men měi lì de lǚ chéng |
| [10:25.75] | There you go. by doing it." duì le yóu zuò le kāi shǐ |
| [10:30.76] | Joe. Okay, all right. qiáo yī hǎo ba |
| [10:33.89] | So how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room... suǒ yǐ shì zěn me kāi shǐ de? nǐ men de shuāng yǎn yuè guò fáng jiān xiāng yù |
| [10:37.50] | then you' re in the bathtub and she' s feeding you strawberries? rán hòu nǐ zài yù gāng lǐ tā zài wèi nǐ chī cǎo méi? |
| [10:42.67] | Isn' t that what happened to you? Yeah! nà bú shì fā shēng zài nǐ hé bàn niáng shēn shàng ma? duì! |
| [10:48.28] | I call that " London style." wǒ jiào tā zuò" lún dūn pài" |
| [10:51.91] | That didn' t happen with us. méi fā shēng zài wǒ men shēn shàng |
| [10:53.85] | Maybe you should say it is, because " London style" sounds nice. yě xǔ nǐ yīng gāi shuō yǒu yīn wèi" lún dūn pài" tīng lái bù cuò |
| [10:59.12] | Okay, uh... hǎo, |
| [11:01.19] | I was sad that night because this guy thought I was Ross' mom. nà tiān wǎn shàng wǒ hěn nán guò yīn wèi yǒu gè jiā huo yǐ wéi wǒ shì luó sī de mā |
| [11:06.63] | And Chandler was really sweet and he consoled me and... qián dé duì wǒ hěn hǎo, yī zhí ān wèi wǒ |
| [11:10.87] | we drank too much. Yeah, baby. ér wǒ men hē le hěn duō hǎo a, bǎo bèi |
| [11:15.77] | I was a gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said good night. wǒ hěn shēn shì dì péi tā zǒu huí lǚ guǎn fáng jiān, dào le wǎn ān |
| [11:21.08] | Oh. |
| [11:22.44] | But then, later that night.. Yeah, baby. dàn nà wǎn shāo wǎn shí hǎo a, bǎo bèi |
| [11:36.22] | Cute P. J. s. Really living it up here in London, huh? kě ài de shuì yī zhēn de xiǎng zài lún dūn guò de duō cǎi duō zī? |
| [11:41.30] | Well, I wasn' t exactly expecting company after... wǒ xiǎng bú huì zài yǒu rén lái, xiàn zài yǐ jīng |
| [11:46.03] | 9: 15. 9 diǎn 15 fēn |
| [11:48.74] | Is Joey here? qiáo yī zài ma? |
| [11:50.24] | Last I saw he was with a bridesmaid and a bucket of strawberries. shàng cì wǒ kàn dào tā shí tā hé bàn niáng hé yī lán cǎo méi zài yì qǐ |
| [11:55.28] | You' re not still upset about what that guy told you, are you? nǐ bú huì hái zài wèi nà gè jiā huo de huà shēng qì ba? |
| [12:00.25] | Wouldn' t you be? nǐ bú huì ma? |
| [12:01.98] | It' s been a really emotional time and you' ve had a lot to drink... zhè shì yí gè hěn gǎn rén de shí kè nǐ yòu hē le hěn duō |
| [12:06.12] | You have to let that go, okay? nǐ bì xū yào ràng zhè jiàn shì guò qù, hǎo ma? |
| [12:08.09] | You were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight. nǐ shì jīn wǎn wū lǐ zuì měi dí nǚ rén |
| [12:12.16] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [12:13.43] | You kidding? You' re the most beautiful woman in most rooms.. nǐ shuō xiào? nǐ shì dà bù fèn wū lǐ zuì měi dí nǚ rén |
| [12:24.67] | Whoa, what' s going on? ō, fā shēng shén me shì le? |
| [12:26.37] | We just made out. wǒ men qīn zuǐ le |
| [12:27.61] | We' re making out? Not anymore. wǒ men qīn zuǐ le? xiàn zài méi yǒu |
| [12:30.71] | But we don' t do that. I know, I thought it would be fun. kě shì wǒ men bù zhè yàng de wǒ zhī dào, wǒ yǐ wéi huì hěn hǎo wán |
| [12:35.78] | How drunk are you? nǐ yǒu duō zuì? |
| [12:37.02] | Enough to know I want to do this. Not so much that you should feel guilty. zuì dào zhī dào wǒ xiǎng zhè me zuò dàn méi dào nǐ gāi jué de nèi jiù de dì bù |
| [12:43.72] | That' s the perfect amount. zhè shì zuì hǎo de chéng dù |
| [12:52.33] | You know what' s weird? What? nǐ zhī dào nǎ lǐ qí guài ma? nǎ lǐ? |
| [12:54.30] | This doesn' t feel weird. I know. gǎn jué yì diǎn dōu bù qí guài wǒ zhī dào |
| [12:56.87] | You' re a really good kisser. Well, I have kissed over four women. nǐ de wěn gōng hěn bàng wǒ wěn le chāo guò 4 gè nǚ rén |
| [13:03.54] | Want to get under the covers? Okay. zuān dào bèi wō lǐ? hǎo |
| [13:15.76] | Wow, you are really fast! wa, nǐ hǎo kuài! |
| [13:17.56] | It bodes well for me that speed impresses you. wǒ xiǎng nǐ huì xīn shǎng sù dù |
| [13:22.33] | We' re gonna see each other naked. Yep. wǒ men yào luǒ chéng xiāng jiàn le duì |
| [13:25.57] | At the same time? Count of three? tóng shí? shù dào sān? |
| [13:28.37] | One, two, three. yī, èr, sān |
| [13:35.94] | Well, I think it' s safe to say our friendship is effectively ruined. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men de yǒu yì hěn yǒu xiào de bèi zhōng jié le |
| [13:40.08] | Eh, we weren' t that close anyway. fǎn zhèng wǒ men běn lái yě méi nà me qīn jìn |
| [13:44.95] | Joey, Joey, Joey! qiáo yī, qiáo yī, qiáo yī! |
| [13:50.36] | Hey. hēi |
| [13:51.59] | Hey, Joe. I was just watching a movie... hēi, qiáo yī, wǒ zài kàn diàn yǐng |
| [13:58.27] | Oh, dude, I' m so sorry. lǎo xiōng, duì bù qǐ |
| [14:01.40] | No! bú shì! |
| [14:03.40] | It' s cool, I' m still with my bridesmaid. méi shì, wǒ hái gēn bàn niáng zài yì qǐ |
| [14:06.04] | Where are the condoms? bǎo xiǎn tào zài na r? |
| [14:08.31] | In my bag over there. zài nà biān, wǒ de dài zi lǐ |
| [14:16.82] | Could you leave me one? kě yǐ liú yí gè gěi wǒ ma? |
| [14:21.56] | For just you? gěi nǐ? |
| [14:23.92] | Yeah. duì |
| [14:27.80] | All right. There you go, buddy. hǎo, gěi nǐ, lǎo xiōng |
| [14:31.43] | Go nuts. nǐ qù fēng ba |
| [14:36.00] | That' s what that was? yuán lái shì wèi le nà jiàn shì yòng de? |
| [14:37.97] | If I hadn' t left you one, you two might' ve never gotten together. rú guǒ wǒ méi liú yí gè gěi nǐ nǐ men liǎng gè kě néng yǒng yuǎn bú huì zài yì qǐ |
| [14:43.58] | Imagine if I had sent that hooker like I was gonna? xiǎng xiàng yī xià, rú guǒ wǒ zhào yuán lái jì huà sòng le yí gè jì nǚ shǎng qù huì zěn yàng? |
| [14:48.52] | It' s like it was in the stars. jiù xiàng zài tiān shàng yí yàng |
| [14:51.42] | Yeah, totally meant to be. shì a, nǐ men shì zhù dìng zài yì qǐ de |
| [14:53.15] | Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night. gào sù tā nǐ yuán xiān nà wǎn shì yào qù zhǎo shuí de |
| [14:57.46] | What? What? shén me? shén me? |
| [14:59.93] | What? shén me? |
| [15:03.30] | Who did you originally want to hook up with? nǐ yuán xiān shì yào qù zhǎo shuí de? |
| [15:07.30] | Okay, fine, but please don' t be upset. hǎo ba, bú yào shēng qì |
| [15:09.94] | I was really depressed, okay? And really drunk. wǒ nà shí zhēn de hěn jǔ sàng, hǎo ma? ér qiě zuì de hěn lì hài |
| [15:14.44] | I wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. wǒ xiǎng zuò yòu bèn yòu wú yì yì de shì wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shàng chuáng |
| [15:19.38] | So, when I went to your room that night... suǒ yǐ nà wǎn wǒ dào nǐ men fáng jiān |
| [15:22.45] | I was actually looking for Joey. qí shí shì yào zhǎo qiáo yī de |
| [15:32.66] | Yeah, baby. hǎo a, bǎo bèi |
| [15:36.00] | No, baby. bù, bǎo bèi |
| [15:39.13] | Oh, my God. ó, wǒ de tiān |
| [15:40.67] | You came looking for Joey? nǐ lái zhǎo qiáo yī de? |
| [15:42.70] | Were you planning on telling me this? No, I didn' t think it was important. nǐ yǒu yào gào sù wǒ ma? méi yǒu, wǒ jué de zhè bù zhòng yào |
| [15:47.84] | It' s not important? It' s not important? zhè bù zhòng yào? zhè bù zhòng yào? |
| [15:50.21] | If it wasn' t for a bridesmaid, you' d be marrying him. rú guǒ méi yǒu nà gè bàn niáng nǐ jià de huì shì tā ér bú shì wǒ |
| [15:53.38] | Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey wasn' t there? nǐ zhī dào wǒ yǒu duō gāo xìng qiáo yī bù zài na r ma? |
| [15:58.39] | Hey! hēi! |
| [16:01.29] | I' m a man of the cloth but I still have feelings. suī rán wǒ shì shén zhí rén yuán kě shì wǒ hái shì yǒu gǎn jué de |
| [16:06.23] | There' s no way you' re doing this wedding now, okay? xiàn zài nǐ bù kě néng tì wǒ men zhèng hūn |
| [16:09.60] | What? That' s not fair. It' s not my fault. shén me? bù gōng píng, bú shì wǒ de cuò |
| [16:13.50] | I was with my bridesmaid. wǒ hé bàn niáng zài yì qǐ |
| [16:15.24] | And who' s to say I would' ve said yes? ér qiě shuí shuō wǒ huì dā yìng de? |
| [16:17.54] | I mean, I would' ve said yes. wǒ shì shuō, wǒ huì dā yìng de |
| [16:21.08] | You are making way too big a deal out of this. nǐ bǎ zhè jiàn shì kàn de tài yán zhòng le |
| [16:24.21] | Everything worked out okay. zuì hòu dōu hěn hǎo a |
| [16:26.08] | It' s just weird, okay? zhǐ shì hěn qí guài, hǎo ma? |
| [16:27.72] | I don' t want to be saying my vows with the mental image of you and Monica. wǒ bú yào zài wǒ lì xià hūn shì shí xīn lǐ yǒu zhe nǐ hé mó nī kǎ de yǐng xiàng |
| [16:32.19] | I need.. I don' t know what I need. I need a walk. wǒ xū yào wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ yào shén me wǒ yào qù sàn bù |
| [16:35.26] | Wait, Chandler, it' s not a big deal. It is to me. děng yī xià, qián dé, méi yǒu shén dà bù liǎo de duì wǒ shì |
| [16:39.03] | You wanted to sleep with Batman and settled for Robin. nǐ xiǎng hé biān fú xiá shàng chuáng jié guǒ yǐ luó bīn dǎ fā le |
| [16:46.83] | This is crazy. No, Robin is so gay. zhè tài fēng kuáng le bù, luó bīn shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [16:54.11] | So now what have we agreed? No more pranks. wǒ men dōu tóng yì le? bù zài è zuò jù |
| [16:57.75] | What else? You and Daddy were not on a break. hái yǒu ne? nǐ hé bà bà bú shì xiǎng fēn kāi yī xià |
| [17:01.15] | Very good. hěn hǎo |
| [17:05.89] | Rachel, what are you doing here? ruì qiū, nǐ zài zhè lǐ gàn shén me? |
| [17:09.29] | I' m just visiting my good friend Carol. bài fǎng wǒ de hǎo péng you kǎi luò |
| [17:12.63] | Your good friend? Yeah. nǐ de hǎo péng you? duì |
| [17:15.56] | What' s her last name? tā xìng shén me? |
| [17:19.50] | Carol... kǎi luò |
| [17:21.50] | Lesbian. Nice. tóng xìng liàn hěn hǎo |
| [17:26.31] | By the way, that line down my face... hái yǒu, wǒ liǎn shàng nà tiáo xiàn |
| [17:29.51] | The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say: zài jīn tiān zuì hòu yī táng kè ràng yí gè xué shēng shuō: |
| [17:35.95] | " Dude, don' t you ever wash your face?" " lǎo xiōng, nǐ cóng lái bù xǐ liǎn ma?" de nà tiáo xiàn |
| [17:40.09] | I' m sorry I didn' t tell you. hǎo, wǒ hěn bào qiàn, duì bù qǐ méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [17:42.32] | I don' t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. wǒ bú yào nǐ zài jiào wǒ ér zi nèi xiē dōng xī |
| [17:45.96] | Okay? Fine. Fine. hǎo ma? hǎo, hǎo |
| [17:47.93] | Once I taught him that stuff, he called me " fun Aunt Rachel." wǒ yī jiào tā nèi xiē dōng xī tā jiào wǒ" hǎo wán de ruì qiū ā yí" |
| [17:51.90] | And I loved being fun Aunt Rachel. wǒ xǐ huān zuò hǎo wán de ruì qiū ā yí |
| [17:55.94] | I' m glad you guys were bonding but.. wǒ hěn gāo xìng nǐ men néng jiàn lì gǎn qíng, dàn |
| [17:58.47] | Look, he doesn' t have any siblings. tā méi yǒu rèn hé xiōng dì jiě mèi |
| [18:00.84] | Somebody has to teach him this stuff. yǒu rén dé jiào tā zhèi xiē dōng xī |
| [18:03.41] | I haven' t taught him anything a normal 6yearold doesn' t know. wǒ méi yǒu jiào tā rèn hé zhèng cháng 6 suì xiǎo hái bù zhī dào de shì |
| [18:07.41] | Crap! I gotta go. hǎo làn! wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [18:15.66] | Hey. Hey. hēi hēi |
| [18:17.79] | You want this scone? It came for me but it would rather sleep with you. nǐ yào zhè gè sū bǐng ma? shì gěi wǒ de dàn tā bǐ jiào xiǎng hé nǐ shuì |
| [18:23.80] | Nothing even happened. shén me dōu méi fā shēng |
| [18:26.93] | I just don' t want you to be upset. wǒ zhǐ bú yào nǐ shēng qì |
| [18:29.50] | How can I not be upset? wǒ zěn me néng bù shēng qì? |
| [18:31.51] | I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman... wǒ zhōng yú hé zhè gè hěn bàng de nǚ rén zhuì rù ài hé |
| [18:34.84] | and it turns out she wanted you first. ér tā zuì chū yào de shì nǐ |
| [18:37.24] | Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. shì a, mǒu yí gè wǎn shàng de bàn xiǎo shí |
| [18:40.68] | Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. qián dé, tā yào hé nǐ gòng dù yī shēng |
| [18:44.95] | We look at you and we see you together, and it just... wǒ men kàn zhe nǐ men, kàn dào nǐ men zài yì qǐ, jiù shì |
| [18:49.22] | it fits, you know? hěn bān pèi, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [18:52.83] | And you just know it' s gonna last forever. nǐ jiù shì zhī dào néng chí xù zhōng shēng |
| [18:59.23] | That' s what you should say. zhè jiù shì nǐ gāi jiǎng de |
| [19:02.40] | What? shén me? |
| [19:06.37] | When you' re marrying us, that' s what you should say. dāng nǐ tì wǒ men zhèng hūn shí, nà jiù shì nǐ gāi shuō de |
| [19:10.78] | Really? I could do it? zhēn de? wǒ kě yǐ tì nǐ men zhèng hūn ma? |
| [19:13.78] | I' d love you to do it. wǒ xī wàng nǐ tì wǒ zhèng hūn |
| [19:15.98] | Hey. hēi |
| [19:20.39] | But those are the words. Those exact words. bù guò nèi xiē shì nǐ de yǎn jiǎng, yī mú yī yàng de |
| [19:25.56] | Well, I don' t remember exactly but... wǒ bù tài jì de le |
| [19:29.13] | it' s pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving. shì guān yú yōng yǒu hé fù chū hé fēn xiǎng hé jiē shòu |
| [19:41.28] | So you guys doing okay? Yeah. nǐ men liǎng gè méi shì le? shì a |
| [19:44.55] | We talked and Monica made me see that I overreacted a little bit. wǒ men tán guò le, mó nī kǎ ràng wǒ zhī dào wǒ fǎn yìng guò dù le |
| [19:48.75] | Some things are more important. Yeah, baby. yǒu xiē shì shì bǐ jiào zhòng yào de shì a, bǎo bèi |
| [19:55.29] | I' m really glad you guys are okay, but I just keep thinking... hěn gāo xìng nǐ men méi shì le, dàn wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng |
| [19:59.33] | what would' ve happened if you two had hooked up. rú guǒ nǐ men liǎng gè zài yì qǐ huì shì shén me yàng zi |
| [20:05.60] | Honey, dinner' s ready! qīn ài de, wǎn fàn hǎo le! |
| [20:13.44] | What' s my little chef got for me tonight? wǒ de xiǎo chú shī jīn wǎn tì wǒ zuò le shén me? |
| [20:16.18] | Your favorite. Ho, ho, ho... nǐ zuì xǐ huān de |
| [20:18.65] | fried stuff with cheese. qǐ sī zá chǎo |
| [20:22.05] | And lots of it! hěn duō hěn duō! |
| [20:25.12] | Thanks, sweetheart. xiè xiè, tián xīn |
| [20:26.92] | Give me a little sugar... lái qīn yí gè |
| [20:32.29] | Here we go, here we go, here we go. lái, lái, lái |
| [20:38.77] | How you doing? nǐ hái kě yǐ ma? |
| [20:48.01] | Hey. Hey! |
| [20:49.71] | I' m sorry to do this again, but could you look after Ben for a bit? bào qiàn yào zài má fán nǐ yī cì nǐ kě yǐ tì wǒ zhào gù yī xià bān ma? |
| [20:54.55] | I' ve got this meeting at school... wǒ zài xué xiào yǒu gè huì yào kāi |
| [20:56.45] | and he asked for his fun Aunt Rachel. tā shuō yào zhǎo" hǎo wán de" ruì qiū ā yí |
| [20:59.95] | Well, of course I will watch him. dāng rán |
| [21:02.59] | We have fun, don' t we, Ben? wǒ men huì hěn kāi xīn de shì bú shì, bān? |
| [21:05.83] | See you later, pal. Okay. hǎo, dāi huì jiàn hǎo |
| [21:08.16] | pū |
| [21:10.60] | Wait a minute. Ben, I can' t do it. What? děng yī xià, bān, wǒ bù néng zhè me zuò shén me? |
| [21:13.53] | You got something on your back. What? nǐ bèi hòu yǒu dōng xī shén me? |
| [21:17.60] | That' s great. That is great. hǎo, hǎo jí le |
| [21:19.64] | What did we just finish talking about, Ben? bān, wǒ men cái shuō wán shén me? |
| [21:22.31] | " What did we just finish talking about, Ben?" " bān, wǒ men cái shuō wán shén me?" |
| [21:25.91] | That' s it! Come here! hǎo, gòu le, guò lái |
| [21:27.75] | You' re in big trouble, young man! No, wait. nián qīng rén, nǐ má fán dà le! bù |
| [21:30.55] | Ben, come here! I am not kidding! bān, guò lái, wǒ bú shì kāi wán xiào de! |
| [21:32.92] | You guys, hold it. Seriously.. nǐ yào tíng zhǐ |
| [21:35.62] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān! |
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