| [00:04.43] | Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you. 等一下，在进屋之前 我要你知道我爱你 |
| [00:09.94] | I had a great time on our honeymoon. 我蜜月时玩得很高兴 |
| [00:12.97] | I can't wait to spend our life together. 我等不及 要跟你共度一生了 |
| [00:16.78] | You're sticking with the shell necklace, huh? 你还戴着 那条贝壳项链？ |
| [00:20.82] | You're back! 你们回来了 |
| [00:24.45] | Come on in! 快进来 |
| [00:30.13] | How was the honeymoon? 你们蜜月玩得开心吗？ |
| [00:32.13] | So much fun. The best part is, we met this great couple. 我们很开心，最棒的是 我们认识一对很棒的夫妇 |
| [00:36.70] | That was the best part? Good honeymooning, tiger. 那是最棒的吗？ 这真的是很棒的蜜月，小子 |
| [00:41.64] | They're cool. It was their honeymoon too. 他们很酷 他们也是去度蜜月的 |
| [00:44.97] | They live here in the city. 他们就住在城里 |
| [00:47.14] | Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? 我们能打电话给他们吗？ 现在打会不会太快了？ |
| [00:50.61] | We're excited. We finally have a couple to hang out with. 我们很兴奋 我们终于认识一对夫妇朋友了 |
| [00:54.95] | Oh, were you looking for that? 你们想要那么做吗？ |
| [00:58.15] | Well, yeah. 对 |
| [00:59.99] | A couple? Like two people? Like one, two people? 夫妇朋友？你是说两个人吗？ 像是一、二，两个人 |
| [01:05.36] | It's different. Greg and Jenny are married. 那不一样 葛瑞格跟珍妮结婚了 |
| [01:08.73] | Greg and Jenny? "Hi, Greg. I'm Chandler." 葛瑞格跟珍妮？ “嗨，葛瑞格，我是钱德” |
| [01:12.57] | "Hi, Monica. This is Jenny." "Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg." “嗨，摩妮卡，她是珍妮” “嗨，珍妮，嗨，摩妮卡” |
| [01:17.74] | -They're great. If you just.. -You know what? -他们真的很棒，如果你们… -你知道吗？ |
| [01:21.01] | Give us our souvenirs and get out of here. 快送我们纪念品 然后滚出去 |
| [01:25.71] | -We didn't get a chance to.. -You're kidding! -我们没有机会… -你是在开玩笑 |
| [01:29.88] | -We didn't get anything for anyone. -Nice necklace. -我们没有买任何人的礼物 -好漂亮的项链 |
| [01:35.16] | That you can have. 你可以把它拿走 |
| [01:38.39] | The One With The Videotape 本集播出：录影带风波 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:17.40] | -Welcome home. -How was the honeymoon? -欢迎你们回来 -蜜月还好玩吧？ |
| [02:20.94] | Great! How about you? You're having a baby! 太棒了，你们呢？ 你们要有宝宝了 |
| [02:24.17] | Yeah, we are. It's so exciting. 没错，那真的很刺激 |
| [02:26.47] | I always knew you two would have a child out of wedlock. 我就知道 你们会未婚生子 |
| [02:32.15] | -Look, I have a sonogram picture. -Good. -你看，我有宝宝的超音波照片 -太棒了 |
| [02:37.25] | Ross, it's got your wavy, black lines. 罗斯，宝宝遗传了你的黑色卷发 |
| [02:42.66] | Now that Ross knows, how'd it happen? When? How many times? 现在罗斯知道了，到底是怎么发生的？ 在什么时候？你们做了几次？ |
| [02:48.26] | Monica, that's not right. Start with where. 摩妮卡，那么问是不对的 从你们在哪里做开始说吧 |
| [02:55.04] | It happened about six weeks ago. 事情发生在六个星期前 |
| [02:58.61] | I got home and Ross was there. He'd been hanging out with Joey. 我回到家，发现罗斯也在 他跟乔伊混在一起 |
| [03:04.11] | You're welcome, buddy. 别客气，兄弟 |
| [03:10.69] | Yeah, thanks. 对，谢谢 |
| [03:13.82] | I had a lot of work, and Ross offered to help. 我有很多事要做 罗斯主动说要帮忙 |
| [03:17.93] | We had wine, we got to talking. 我们边喝酒边聊天 |
| [03:20.83] | Next thing you know, Ross comes on to me. 接下来 罗斯采取主动 |
| [03:26.10] | That's a little misleading. 那么说是不对的 |
| [03:29.00] | -What is? -The lie you just told. -什么？ -你刚刚说的谎话 |
| [03:33.58] | -That you came on to me? -There's the one! -我说是你主动的？ -没错 |
| [03:37.31] | -But you did. Let's be honest. -Yes, let's. -但那是真的，老实一点吧 -没错，老实一点吧 |
| [03:41.82] | Ross. If it helps, I don't believe you. 罗斯，希望这有帮助，我不相信你 |
| [03:47.62] | It's not important. 那不重要 |
| [03:49.82] | What's important is, we're having a baby, not who came on to who. 重要的是我们要生孩子了 谁先泡“随”并不重要 |
| [03:55.00] | "Whom." 是“谁”才对 |
| [03:59.63] | That's right. 没错 |
| [04:03.14] | -You kissed me first. -You were begging for it! -你先吻我的 -是你求我的 |
| [04:07.01] | You were sending me signals! 你发暗号给我 |
| [04:09.68] | I was sending signals? Anyone think that I'd send Ross begging signals? 我发暗号给你？ 谁觉得是我发暗号给罗斯求他的？ |
| [04:15.48] | Please, show of hands. 请举手 |
| [04:20.15] | It doesn't matter what people believe! It happened. 别人怎么想并不重要 事情真的发生了 |
| [04:24.73] | Maybe I need to be more careful. Am I sending these signals now? 或许我得小心一点 我正在发送讯号吗？ |
| [04:30.33] | -You know what? Just drop it. -Show me how I begged you. -你知道吗？别谈了 -告诉我我是怎么求你的 |
| [04:35.14] | I can show you! I have it on videotape. 我可以证明 我都录在录影带里了 |
| [04:45.68] | It's an expression. 那是一种说法 |
| [04:56.36] | Come on, Rachel, open up. Let me explain. 瑞秋，快开门 听我解释 |
| [04:59.26] | -Still won't let you in, huh? -No. -她还是不让你进去？ -对 |
| [05:01.76] | I'm just gonna close this door so we can talk about you. 我要把门关上 我们得好好讨论你们的事 |
| [05:09.10] | I can't believe he taped them having sex. |
| [05:11.97] | Yeah. You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. 对，你得先告诉对方 才能开始录影 |
| [05:16.48] | Such a rookie mistake. 那是菜鸟才会犯的错误 |
| [05:19.55] | -Know who has a great camera? -Greg and Jenny? -你知道谁有很棒的摄影机吗？ -葛瑞格跟珍妮？ |
| [05:23.99] | -I want to call them. -Let's call. -我要打电话给他们 -快打吧 |
| [05:26.72] | Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs. 问他们有没有 买纪念品送给朋友 |
| [05:35.66] | Hello. 8th Street Deli? 喂，第八街外送餐厅 |
| [05:38.23] | Hang up. You get food poisoning just talking to that place. 快挂掉，光跟他们说话 你就会食物中毒 |
| [05:42.54] | -Sorry, wrong number. -Here you go, babe. -抱歉，打错了 -来吧，宝贝 |
| [05:48.14] | Hello? It's the deli again! 喂 又是外送餐厅 |
| [05:51.38] | All right, I'll have a sandwich. 好吧，我要吃三明治 |
| [05:54.48] | I don't think this number's right. 我想这个电话号码是错的 |
| [06:00.36] | -What? -You got fake-numbered. -什么？ -你们拿到假的电话 |
| [06:05.09] | -What? People don't do that. -Oh, I think we do. -什么？没有人会那么做 -我想我们会 |
| [06:09.60] | -Why would they do that? -I don't know. -他们为什么要那么做？ -我不知道 |
| [06:12.97] | You were a delight. You asked those great questions. 你们聊的很开心 你问了那些很棒的问题 |
| [06:17.34] | And you were never funnier. Joke, joke, joke! You were a hoot! 你也很风趣 老是在开玩笑，你真的很耍宝 |
| [06:22.48] | You still got me and Phoebe. 你们还有我跟菲比 |
| [06:25.25] | Excuse me, I don't want Greg and Jenny's rejects. 对不起 我不要葛瑞格跟珍妮的退货 |
| [06:30.89] | Rachel won't talk to me. She won't open the door. 瑞秋不肯跟我说话 她不肯开门 |
| [06:34.56] | I wonder why, pervert. 我很好奇是为什么，变态 |
| [06:37.09] | Okay, I am not a pervert. 好吧，我不是变态 |
| [06:39.43] | That's, like, the pervert motto. 变态都是那么说的 |
| [06:42.93] | You raise your hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that. 你举起手，把左手放进裤子里 然后再说一次 |
| [06:49.24] | Filming Rachel was not planned. 我不是故意要拍瑞秋 |
| [06:52.01] | Here's what happened. Joey can back me up. 事情的经过是这样的 乔伊可以帮我作证 |
| [06:55.44] | A month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem? 还记得一个半月前 我跑去问你一个问题吗？ |
| [07:01.12] | The personal thing? 我的私人问题？ |
| [07:05.09] | -What personal thing? -About sex? -什么私人问题？ -关于性的问题？ |
| [07:10.63] | That I hadn't had sex in months? 我好几个月没有性生活了？ |
| [07:14.26] | Yeah, I knew what you were talking about. 我知道 你在说什么 |
| [07:19.40] | （六个星期前） |
| [07:26.74] | I'd like to talk about something I'm uncomfortable talking about. 我想谈一件 我很难启齿的事 |
| [07:31.91] | Sure. 没问题 |
| [07:34.35] | How about you showering with your mom? 你跟你妈 一起洗澡？ |
| [07:40.12] | I actually had a topic in mind. 我真的有问题 |
| [07:46.49] | I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex-wise. 我正进入了 性停滞期 |
| [07:52.13] | -For, like, months? -Five, to be.. -有好几个月了吗？ -五个月… |
| [07:55.17] | lying. Six. 骗人的，是六个月 |
| [07:57.61] | Six months? That's rough. 六个月？那一定很难熬 |
| [08:00.07] | It's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the small things, like.. 没有那么糟糕 我学着去欣赏一些小事，譬如说… |
| [08:05.68] | the sound of a bird and the color of the sky. 鸟叫声 跟天空的颜色 |
| [08:10.49] | The sky's blue, Ross. And I had sex yesterday. 天空是蓝色的，罗斯 我昨天做过爱了 |
| [08:16.22] | Please help me. I have a date tonight. 拜托帮帮我 今晚我有约会 |
| [08:19.29] | It has to go well. I'm scared for my health. 我得顺利达阵 我很担心我的健康 |
| [08:23.46] | I got something. It's this story that I came up with. 我有个点子 我想出一个故事 |
| [08:27.80] | Very romantic. Any woman that hears it is putty. 非常浪漫 听到这个故事的女人都会心动 |
| [08:31.81] | Tell it to me. 说吧 |
| [08:33.61] | Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it. 你听完后 一定会想跟我上床 |
| [08:38.75] | Remember, it is just the story. 记住，那只是一个故事 |
| [08:43.15] | I'll try to control myself. 我会试着控制自己 |
| [08:48.92] | Years ago, I was backpacking across Western Europe.. 多年前 我在西欧自助旅行… |
| [08:53.23] | -You were backpacking across Europe? -Have a nice six more months. -你在西欧自助旅行？ -六个月后见 |
| [08:58.87] | I'm sorry. Please, please. You were in Western Europe, and..? 抱歉，求求你 你去了西欧，然后… |
| [09:06.07] | I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. 我在巴塞隆纳郊外 在第比达包山脚下健行 |
| [09:12.85] | -Nice. -Thanks. -太棒了 -谢谢 |
| [09:16.18] | I was at the end of this path, and there was a lake. 我走到小路的尽头 发现了一座湖 |
| [09:20.99] | Very secluded. There were tall trees all around. 它非常隐密 四周都是高大的树木 |
| [09:25.29] | It was dead silent. Gorgeous. 那里非常安静 美极了 |
| [09:29.13] | And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself. 我看到在湖的对面 有个美女在洗澡 |
| [09:35.30] | But she was crying. 但她在哭 |
| [09:39.91] | Why? 为什么？ |
| [09:48.52] | This is great wine. 酒真的很棒 |
| [09:50.85] | It's from France. 它是法国酒 |
| [09:54.92] | In Europe. 法国在欧洲 |
| [09:57.43] | Western Europe. 就在西欧 |
| [10:02.46] | A few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe. 几年前 我在西欧自助旅行 |
| [10:08.04] | -Really? -Wait, it gets better. -真的吗？ -等一下，后面的故事很精彩 |
| [10:14.01] | Yeah, I was in Barcelona. 对，我在巴塞隆纳 |
| [10:16.71] | I studied for a year in Barcelona. 我在巴塞隆纳念过一年书 |
| [10:22.72] | -You did? -Yeah. When were you there? -是吗？ -对，你什么时候去的？ |
| [10:25.92] | -Eighty.. -Nine? -8… -89年？ |
| [10:27.29] | Three. 83年 |
| [10:29.89] | I was 13? 那时我才13岁？ |
| [10:34.80] | -So anyway, I was hiking.. -I love hiking! -总之我在健行… -我喜欢健行 |
| [10:38.93] | That's great! 那真的太棒了 |
| [10:42.77] | I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo.. 我在第比达亚波山脚下 健行… |
| [10:47.54] | -I think it's "Tibidabo." -Do you want to tell the story? -我想是“第比达包山”才对 -你想说这个故事吗？ |
| [10:55.32] | How'd your date go? 约会还顺利吗？ |
| [10:57.79] | Great. I'm across the street having sex right now. |
| [11:02.46] | -Your story sucks. -Then you didn't tell it right. -你的故事烂透了 -是你说的方法不对 |
| [11:07.63] | -Show me how you did it. -No, I don't want to. -告诉我你是怎么说的 -不，我不想谈 |
| [11:11.13] | -How long since you seen a girl naked? -I was backpacking.. -你上次看到裸女是什么时候的事？ -我在西欧… |
| [11:16.70] | -I'm not feeling it. -I was outside Barcelona, hiking.. -我没有感觉 -我在巴塞隆纳郊外健行… |
| [11:22.14] | -Ross, I'm not hot. Are you hot? -It's been six months. I'm always hot. |
| [11:28.02] | You're not selling the story. You don't believe it. 你不是在说故事 你根本就不相信它 |
| [11:32.32] | I gotta go, I got a date. But try this. 我得走了，我有约会 但试试这招 |
| [11:35.52] | Do what I do before an audition. 学我在试镜前做的那一招 |
| [11:38.06] | I'm not hungry. 我不饿 |
| [11:41.40] | No. 不 |
| [11:42.76] | Use my camera to record yourself and see what you're doing wrong. 我会用录影机来自拍 看看哪里做错了 |
| [11:48.44] | I'll try that. 我会试试看 |
| [11:50.24] | Now, you're all set up. Good to go. Just hit record. Good luck. 已经设定好了，可以拍了 按下录影键就可以了，祝你好运 |
| [11:56.81] | If you ever have any problem with the ladies, you know I'll help you out. 如果你跟女人约会出了问题 我可以帮你接手 |
| [12:07.86] | That means a lot to me, man. 那对我来说意义重大 |
| [12:29.04] | Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? 需要我帮你效劳吗？ 要擦镜头吗？电池还有电吗？ |
| [12:36.08] | Ross, thank God you're here. You have to help me. 罗斯，谢天谢地你在这里 你得帮我 |
| [12:39.85] | Were you talking to yourself? 你在自言自语吗？ |
| [12:42.89] | That's less embarrassing. Yes. Yes, I was. 那会比较不丢脸 对，没错 |
| [12:46.86] | When she came in, I totally forgot about the camera. 她一走进来 我完全忘记录影机的事 |
| [12:51.00] | It kept rolling and recorded everything. 录影机一直在拍 录下了整个经过 |
| [12:56.30] | Yeah, we're gonna need to see that tape. 我们得看看 那卷录影带 |
| [13:00.41] | What a great idea! That'll get Rachel to forgive me. 那是个好主意 那会让瑞秋原谅我 |
| [13:05.11] | Come on, it'll be like watching the Discovery Channel.. 少来了，那就像是在看 探索频道… |
| [13:08.18] | only we'll know the monkeys. 只不过我们知道那两只猴子是谁 |
| [13:11.05] | Look, I'm not gonna let you guys watch us. |
| [13:13.79] | -I haven't even seen it yet. -I'll trade you two tapes of me having sex. -我自己都没有看过 -我可以用我的两卷录影带跟你换 |
| [13:19.13] | Thanks, I'm good. 谢谢，我很感激 |
| [13:21.73] | We don't wanna see the dirty stuff.. |
| [13:23.93] | -just the stuff leading up to it. -No. Rachel's gonna kill me as it is. -我们只想知道事情是怎么发生的 -不，瑞秋会杀了我的 |
| [13:28.07] | It's not fair to her. Let's forget the tape. 那对她来说不公平 忘了录影带的事吧 |
| [13:31.44] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [13:36.48] | -No. -You're right. -不 -你说的对 |
| [13:41.05] | -Joey, no. -Loud and clear. -乔伊，不 -我了解 |
| [13:51.56] | I don't get why they'd give us a fake number. 我不明白为什么 他们要给我们假的电话号码 |
| [13:55.00] | If they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names. 如果他们知道自己在做什么 他们不会给你们真名 |
| [14:01.04] | Maybe people give out fake numbers, but not fake names. 或许有人会给假电话号码 但没有人会给假名 |
| [14:06.51] | Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you. 嗨，肯亚当斯 很高兴能认识你 |
| [14:11.05] | Regina Phalange. 蕾吉娜菲拉吉 |
| [14:14.52] | -We didn't do anything wrong. -I know. -我们没有做错事 -我知道 |
| [14:19.12] | Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes. 虽然你说了 很多冷笑话 |
| [14:23.52] | You said they were funny. Joke, joke, joke! 你说它们很好笑 快说笑话吧 |
| [14:27.56] | Joke, joke.. 说笑话… |
| [14:35.14] | -It was your questions. -What about them? -是你问了太多问题害的 -我的问题怎么了？ |
| [14:38.41] | The sheer volume. It was like flying with the Riddler. 你问了太多问题 那像是跟谜题王坐在一起 |
| [14:44.88] | -Was that another joke? -Was that another question? -那也是笑话吗？ -那也是问题吗？ |
| [14:51.62] | Is Ross still here? 罗斯还在吗？ |
| [14:53.15] | Watch out, honey. Someone else is asking questions now. 小心点，甜心 有人在问问题了 |
| [15:00.46] | No, but he told us what happened. It was an honest mistake. 不，但他告诉我们发生了什么事 那真的是个误会 |
| [15:05.20] | How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? |
| [15:10.27] | Oh, forget it. 算了吧 |
| [15:14.04] | There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village. 他来了，我孩子的爹 西村的色情片之王 |
| [15:20.18] | It was an accident, okay? 那是个意外，行吗？ |
| [15:22.78] | I feel bad. I swear, I didn't even watch it. 我觉得很难过 我发誓我还没有看过它 |
| [15:26.29] | Anyway, here. 总之，拿去吧 |
| [15:29.29] | You might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. 或许亲手毁了它 你会觉得舒服一点 |
| [15:33.63] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [15:42.80] | What? 什么？ |
| [15:46.34] | -You don't want to see this, do you? -Hell, yeah! -你们不想看这玩意吧？ -我们当然想 |
| [15:51.05] | I am not gonna show you this. 我不会让你们看这个 |
| [15:53.85] | Not the sex part. Just the stuff leading up to it. |
| [15:58.02] | Forget it. 算了，让她毁掉吧 |
| [16:00.35] | We'll think of another way to put the "who came on to who" thing to rest. 我们会想其他办法 解决“谁先主动”的问题 |
| [16:06.39] | Come on now, think! 快想 |
| [16:10.10] | It's Rachel's tape, and she can do whatever she wants. 那是瑞秋的录影带 她想怎么处置它是她的自由 |
| [16:14.57] | And she wants to destroy it, so end of story. 她想毁了它 别说了 |
| [16:19.34] | -I want to see it. -What? -我想看 -什么？ |
| [16:23.34] | You don't want us to see this. 你不希望我们看录影带 |
| [16:25.85] | You so badly don't want us to see it that it makes me want to see it. 你不希望我们看它 让我想要看个究竟 |
| [16:34.22] | Are we watching the tape or not? 我们到底要不要看录影带？ |
| [16:37.89] | -It's for your sake. -I don't believe you. -我是要保护你 -我不相信你 |
| [16:43.76] | I think you don't want them to see you begging me. 我想你不希望 他们看到你求我 |
| [16:48.70] | -Rachel, please? -Oh, a little preview. -瑞秋，拜托 -这是预告部份 |
| [16:54.24] | Fine. I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road. 好吧，我要这卷录影带 证明我是想保护你 |
| [16:59.75] | Because in about five minutes, I'm gonna be saying.. 因为再过五分钟 我会说… |
| [17:10.89] | Okay, here we go. 好吧，要开始了 |
| [17:16.13] | I'm so happy. 我好快乐 |
| [17:21.07] | Thank God you're here. Help me. Were you talking to yourself? 谢天谢地你在这里，快帮帮我 你是在自言自语吗？ |
| [17:25.04] | -There I am. -You're gonna get pregnant. -我出现了 -你就要怀孕了 |
| [17:29.74] | I screwed up so bad. 我搞砸了 |
| [17:31.68] | I told Monica that I'd send those wedding invitations weeks ago. 好几个星期前我告诉摩妮卡 我会把喜帖寄出去 |
| [17:37.12] | You didn't do it? 你没有寄？ |
| [17:38.85] | I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today. 我把它们放在办公桌上 直到今天才想起来 |
| [17:47.19] | Sweetie, it's okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I'm fine. 甜心，没关系的 客人都来了，我没事的 |
| [17:52.53] | -Kind of hurting my hand though. -I know. -但你把我的手弄痛了 -我知道 |
| [17:57.20] | I can 't believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it. 我不敢相信 何况摩妮卡每天都在盯我 |
| [18:02.88] | "Here are the invitations, Rachel. Be very careful, Rachel. 喜帖在这里，瑞秋 小心点，瑞秋 |
| [18:07.48] | Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel." 拜托，别在喜帖附近 喝东西，瑞秋 |
| [18:21.46] | Did you do it on our invitations? |
| [18:27.67] | Not on the ones we sent out. 我们没在寄出去的喜帖上做 |
| [18:31.61] | So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed? |
| [18:43.92] | It seems like yesterday they just got engaged. 感觉上像是 他们昨天才订婚 |
| [18:47.69] | I know. 我知道 |
| [18:49.96] | Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost.. 还记得他们订婚那一晚吗？ 你跟我差一点… |
| [18:55.16] | Oh, I remember how we almost. 我记得我们差一点就做了 |
| [18:59.17] | You think we would've gone through with it? 你觉得 我们真的会做吗？ |
| [19:02.64] | You think we would have done it? 你觉得我们会做吗？ |
| [19:07.34] | I know I wanted to. I just wasn 't sure if you did. 我知道我想做 但我不知道你要不要 |
| [19:11.95] | Oh, I wanted to. 我也想 |
| [19:15.35] | So we both wanted to. 那么我们两个都想 |
| [19:20.52] | Interesting. 真有趣 |
| [19:25.63] | Anyway, it probably worked out for the best. 总之这样的结果 或许是最好的 |
| [19:32.23] | Yeah, sure. 没错 |
| [19:34.30] | In about 10 seconds, he kisses me. 再过十秒他就要吻我了 |
| [19:36.97] | In about 5 seconds, you'll see why. 再过五秒你们就会知道为什么 |
| [19:44.38] | Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe? 我有没有跟你说过 我到西欧自助旅行的事？ |
| [19:57.26] | Get ready to see some begging. 准备看她求我吧 |
| [20:00.86] | -Oh, you came on to Ross! -What? -是你对罗斯主动的 -什么？ |
| [20:04.90] | Now I'm so happy. 现在我好快乐 |
| [20:08.40] | -What? -You used the Europe story! -什么？ -你用了欧洲的故事 |
| [20:12.04] | That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex! |
| [20:17.61] | -How do you know about that story? -How do you know about that story? -你怎么知道那个故事？ -你怎么知道那个故事？ |
| [20:23.25] | My friend Irene heard it from some guy. 是一个家伙 告诉我朋友艾琳的 |
| [20:27.25] | Some guy! 就是我 |
| [20:32.29] | No, she told me that his name was Ken Adams. 不，她说那个家伙 叫做肯亚当斯 |
| [20:37.73] | Ken Adams! 我是肯亚当斯 |
| [20:50.14] | So, people are familiar with the Europe story? 大家都知道 欧洲的故事？ |
| [20:54.25] | About that, the "who came on to who" thing really doesn't matter. 关于“谁主动”的问题 那真的不重要 |
| [21:00.15] | It would have happened either way. 反正结果圆满就好了 |
| [21:03.32] | If you hadn't initiated it, I know I would have. 你说的对 我知道我很快乐 |
| [21:09.23] | -It was an amazing night. -It was. It was amazing. -那是个神奇的夜晚 -没错，它很神奇 |
| [21:15.97] | You think it looked amazing? 你觉得它看起来会很神奇吗？ |
| [21:20.07] | I don't know. I honestly didn't watch it. 我不知道 我真的没看 |
| [21:25.15] | Yeah, me neither. 对，我也没看 |
| [21:27.05] | Yet. 我还没有看 |
| [21:33.95] | -That may be weird. -Yeah, it would be really weird. -那应该会很奇怪 -对，它真的很奇怪 |
| [21:49.84] | -Good luck. -Good luck to you. -祝你好运 -祝你好运 |
| [21:53.44] | -Mind if I mute? -Oh, please. -我可以消音吗？ -麻烦你了 |
| [21:57.71] | -There go the clothes. -You are undressing awfully quickly. -我们开始脱衣服了 -你脱衣服的速度真快 |
| [22:02.62] | Six months, Rachel. Six months. 我六个月没做了，瑞秋 |
| [22:13.89] | -We look pretty good. -I was gonna say. -我们看起来很不错 -我也那么认为 |
| [22:18.67] | -Nice tan. -Thank you. -你的皮夫晒得很漂亮 -谢谢 |
| [22:21.87] | I'd just gone to the beach that weekend. 那个周末 我才去过海边 |
| [22:27.91] | -Have you been working out? -I have been working out. -你有在健身吗？ -我一直在健身 |
| [22:34.35] | This is so much better than I ever.. 这比我之前的经验 要好得多了… |
| [22:43.52] | Oh, that's not pretty. 那真的很难看 |
| [22:47.99] | -Make it stop. Make it stop. -Oh, no! -快停下来 -不 |
| [22:57.20] | Greg and Jenny's number is totally different in here. 葛瑞格跟珍妮的电话号码 完全不一样 |
| [23:02.78] | -I don't ask too many questions, do I? -No. -我没有问太多问题吗？ -没有 |
| [23:05.75] | -Really? -Absolutely not. -真的吗？ -绝对没有 |
| [23:07.25] | -Really? -Oh, God. -真的？ -天啊 |
| [23:11.72] | I bet that phone thing was some sort of mix-up. I'm gonna call them. 我敢说电话号码的事是个误会 我要打电话给他们 |
| [23:19.63] | Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane. 喂，葛瑞格吗？ 我是飞机上跟你们见过面的摩妮卡 |
| [23:22.90] | Listen, the number that you gave me,8-5-3.. 听着，你给我的电话号码 853… |
| [23:27.40] | Jenny's been giving out their old number! 珍妮老是给别人 他们的旧电话号码 |
| [23:30.60] | Jenny! That is so Jenny! 那真的很像珍妮的作风 |
| [23:34.61] | How would you like to get together next Saturday? 你们下星期六 要跟我们一起去玩吗？ |
| [23:38.85] | Okay, how about Sunday? 好吧，星期天呢？ |
| [23:41.18] | Okay, the week after that? 下星期呢？ |
| [23:43.92] | The week after that? 下下星期呢？ |
| [23:46.15] | You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions. 你知道吗？ 我们是很会问问题的幽默大师 |
| [23:52.33] | And if you and your precious Jenny can't see that.. 如果你跟你的宝贝珍妮 不能了解… |
| [23:56.30] | January 15? 一月十五日？ |
| [23:58.27] | We'll see you then! 到时候见 |
| [00:04.43] | Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you. deng yi xia, zai jin wu zhi qian wo yao ni zhi dao wo ai ni |
| [00:09.94] | I had a great time on our honeymoon. wo mi yue shi wan de hen gao xing |
| [00:12.97] | I can' t wait to spend our life together. wo deng bu ji yao gen ni gong du yi sheng le |
| [00:16.78] | You' re sticking with the shell necklace, huh? ni hai dai zhe na tiao bei ke xiang lian? |
| [00:20.82] | You' re back! ni men hui lai le |
| [00:24.45] | Come on in! kuai jin lai |
| [00:30.13] | How was the honeymoon? ni men mi yue wan de kai xin ma? |
| [00:32.13] | So much fun. The best part is, we met this great couple. wo men hen kai xin, zui bang de shi wo men ren shi yi dui hen bang de fu fu |
| [00:36.70] | That was the best part? Good honeymooning, tiger. na shi zui bang de ma? zhe zhen de shi hen bang de mi yue, xiao zi |
| [00:41.64] | They' re cool. It was their honeymoon too. ta men hen ku ta men ye shi qu du mi yue de |
| [00:44.97] | They live here in the city. ta men jiu zhu zai cheng li |
| [00:47.14] | Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? wo men neng da dian hua gei ta men ma? xian zai da hui bu hui tai kuai le? |
| [00:50.61] | We' re excited. We finally have a couple to hang out with. wo men hen xing fen wo men zhong yu ren shi yi dui fu fu peng you le |
| [00:54.95] | Oh, were you looking for that? ni men xiang yao na me zuo ma? |
| [00:58.15] | Well, yeah. dui |
| [00:59.99] | A couple? Like two people? Like one, two people? fu fu peng you? ni shi shuo liang ge ren ma? xiang shi yi er, liang ge ren |
| [01:05.36] | It' s different. Greg and Jenny are married. na bu yi yang ge rui ge gen zhen ni jie hun le |
| [01:08.73] | Greg and Jenny? " Hi, Greg. I' m Chandler." ge rui ge gen zhen ni? " hai, ge rui ge, wo shi qian de" |
| [01:12.57] | " Hi, Monica. This is Jenny." " Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg." " hai, mo ni ka, ta shi zhen ni" " hai, zhen ni, hai, mo ni ka" |
| [01:17.74] | They' re great. If you just.. You know what? ta men zhen de hen bang, ru guo ni men ni zhi dao ma? |
| [01:21.01] | Give us our souvenirs and get out of here. kuai song wo men ji nian pin ran hou gun chu qu |
| [01:25.71] | We didn' t get a chance to.. You' re kidding! wo men mei you ji hui ni shi zai kai wan xiao |
| [01:29.88] | We didn' t get anything for anyone. Nice necklace. wo men mei you mai ren he ren de li wu hao piao liang de xiang lian |
| [01:35.16] | That you can have. ni ke yi ba ta na zou |
| [01:38.39] | The One With The Videotape ben ji bo chu: lu ying dai feng bo |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:17.40] | Welcome home. How was the honeymoon? huan ying ni men hui lai mi yue hai hao wan ba? |
| [02:20.94] | Great! How about you? You' re having a baby! tai bang le, ni men ne? ni men yao you bao bao le |
| [02:24.17] | Yeah, we are. It' s so exciting. mei cuo, na zhen de hen ci ji |
| [02:26.47] | I always knew you two would have a child out of wedlock. wo jiu zhi dao ni men hui wei hun sheng zi |
| [02:32.15] | Look, I have a sonogram picture. Good. ni kan, wo you bao bao de chao yin bo zhao pian tai bang le |
| [02:37.25] | Ross, it' s got your wavy, black lines. luo si, bao bao yi chuan le ni de hei se juan fa |
| [02:42.66] | Now that Ross knows, how' d it happen? When? How many times? xian zai luo si zhi dao le, dao di shi zen me fa sheng de? zai shen me shi hou? ni men zuo le ji ci? |
| [02:48.26] | Monica, that' s not right. Start with where. mo ni ka, na me wen shi bu dui de cong ni men zai na li zuo kai shi shuo ba |
| [02:55.04] | It happened about six weeks ago. shi qing fa sheng zai liu ge xing qi qian |
| [02:58.61] | I got home and Ross was there. He' d been hanging out with Joey. wo hui dao jia, fa xian luo si ye zai ta gen qiao yi hun zai yi qi |
| [03:04.11] | You' re welcome, buddy. bie ke qi, xiong di |
| [03:10.69] | Yeah, thanks. dui, xie xie |
| [03:13.82] | I had a lot of work, and Ross offered to help. wo you hen duo shi yao zuo luo si zhu dong shuo yao bang mang |
| [03:17.93] | We had wine, we got to talking. wo men bian he jiu bian liao tian |
| [03:20.83] | Next thing you know, Ross comes on to me. jie xia lai luo si cai qu zhu dong |
| [03:26.10] | That' s a little misleading. na me shuo shi bu dui de |
| [03:29.00] | What is? The lie you just told. shen me? ni gang gang shuo de huang hua |
| [03:33.58] | That you came on to me? There' s the one! wo shuo shi ni zhu dong de? mei cuo |
| [03:37.31] | But you did. Let' s be honest. Yes, let' s. dan na shi zhen de, lao shi yi dian ba mei cuo, lao shi yi dian ba |
| [03:41.82] | Ross. If it helps, I don' t believe you. luo si, xi wang zhe you bang zhu, wo bu xiang xin ni |
| [03:47.62] | It' s not important. na bu zhong yao |
| [03:49.82] | What' s important is, we' re having a baby, not who came on to who. zhong yao de shi wo men yao sheng hai zi le shui xian pao" sui" bing bu zhong yao |
| [03:55.00] | " Whom." shi" shui" cai dui |
| [03:59.63] | That' s right. mei cuo |
| [04:03.14] | You kissed me first. You were begging for it! ni xian wen wo de shi ni qiu wo de |
| [04:07.01] | You were sending me signals! ni fa an hao gei wo |
| [04:09.68] | I was sending signals? Anyone think that I' d send Ross begging signals? wo fa an hao gei ni? shui jue de shi wo fa an hao gei luo si qiu ta de? |
| [04:15.48] | Please, show of hands. qing ju shou |
| [04:20.15] | It doesn' t matter what people believe! It happened. bie ren zen me xiang bing bu zhong yao shi qing zhen de fa sheng le |
| [04:24.73] | Maybe I need to be more careful. Am I sending these signals now? huo xu wo de xiao xin yi dian wo zheng zai fa song xun hao ma? |
| [04:30.33] | You know what? Just drop it. Show me how I begged you. ni zhi dao ma? bie tan le gao su wo wo shi zen me qiu ni de |
| [04:35.14] | I can show you! I have it on videotape. wo ke yi zheng ming wo dou lu zai lu ying dai li le |
| [04:45.68] | It' s an expression. na shi yi zhong shuo fa |
| [04:56.36] | Come on, Rachel, open up. Let me explain. rui qiu, kuai kai men ting wo jie shi |
| [04:59.26] | Still won' t let you in, huh? No. ta hai shi bu rang ni jin qu? dui |
| [05:01.76] | I' m just gonna close this door so we can talk about you. wo yao ba men guan shang wo men de hao hao tao lun ni men de shi |
| [05:09.10] | I can' t believe he taped them having sex. |
| [05:11.97] | Yeah. You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. dui, ni de xian gao su dui fang cai neng kai shi lu ying |
| [05:16.48] | Such a rookie mistake. na shi cai niao cai hui fan de cuo wu |
| [05:19.55] | Know who has a great camera? Greg and Jenny? ni zhi dao shui you hen bang de she ying ji ma? ge rui ge gen zhen ni? |
| [05:23.99] | I want to call them. Let' s call. wo yao da dian hua gei ta men kuai da ba |
| [05:26.72] | Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs. wen ta men you mei you mai ji nian pin song gei peng you |
| [05:35.66] | Hello. 8th Street Deli? wei, di ba jie wai song can ting |
| [05:38.23] | Hang up. You get food poisoning just talking to that place. kuai gua diao, guang gen ta men shuo hua ni jiu hui shi wu zhong du |
| [05:42.54] | Sorry, wrong number. Here you go, babe. bao qian, da cuo le lai ba, bao bei |
| [05:48.14] | Hello? It' s the deli again! wei you shi wai song can ting |
| [05:51.38] | All right, I' ll have a sandwich. hao ba, wo yao chi san ming zhi |
| [05:54.48] | I don' t think this number' s right. wo xiang zhe ge dian hua hao ma shi cuo de |
| [06:00.36] | What? You got fakenumbered. shen me? ni men na dao jia de dian hua |
| [06:05.09] | What? People don' t do that. Oh, I think we do. shen me? mei you ren hui na me zuo wo xiang wo men hui |
| [06:09.60] | Why would they do that? I don' t know. ta men wei shi me yao na me zuo? wo bu zhi dao |
| [06:12.97] | You were a delight. You asked those great questions. ni men liao de hen kai xin ni wen le nei xie hen bang de wen ti |
| [06:17.34] | And you were never funnier. Joke, joke, joke! You were a hoot! ni ye hen feng qu lao shi zai kai wan xiao, ni zhen de hen shua bao |
| [06:22.48] | You still got me and Phoebe. ni men hai you wo gen fei bi |
| [06:25.25] | Excuse me, I don' t want Greg and Jenny' s rejects. dui bu qi wo bu yao ge rui ge gen zhen ni de tui huo |
| [06:30.89] | Rachel won' t talk to me. She won' t open the door. rui qiu bu ken gen wo shuo hua ta bu ken kai men |
| [06:34.56] | I wonder why, pervert. wo hen hao qi shi wei shi me, bian tai |
| [06:37.09] | Okay, I am not a pervert. hao ba, wo bu shi bian tai |
| [06:39.43] | That' s, like, the pervert motto. bian tai dou shi na me shuo de |
| [06:42.93] | You raise your hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that. ni ju qi shou, ba zuo shou fang jin ku zi li ran hou zai shuo yi ci |
| [06:49.24] | Filming Rachel was not planned. wo bu shi gu yi yao pai rui qiu |
| [06:52.01] | Here' s what happened. Joey can back me up. shi qing de jing guo shi zhe yang de qiao yi ke yi bang wo zuo zheng |
| [06:55.44] | A month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem? hai ji de yi ge ban yue qian wo pao qu wen ni yi ge wen ti ma? |
| [07:01.12] | The personal thing? wo de si ren wen ti? |
| [07:05.09] | What personal thing? About sex? shen me si ren wen ti? guan yu xing de wen ti? |
| [07:10.63] | That I hadn' t had sex in months? wo hao ji ge yue mei you xing sheng huo le? |
| [07:14.26] | Yeah, I knew what you were talking about. wo zhi dao ni zai shuo shi mo |
| [07:19.40] | liu ge xing qi qian |
| [07:26.74] | I' d like to talk about something I' m uncomfortable talking about. wo xiang tan yi jian wo hen nan qi chi de shi |
| [07:31.91] | Sure. mei wen ti |
| [07:34.35] | How about you showering with your mom? ni gen ni ma yi qi xi zao? |
| [07:40.12] | I actually had a topic in mind. wo zhen de you wen ti |
| [07:46.49] | I' m kind of going through a dry spell, sexwise. wo zheng jin ru le xing ting zhi qi |
| [07:52.13] | For, like, months? Five, to be.. you hao ji ge yue le ma? wu ge yue |
| [07:55.17] | lying. Six. pian ren de, shi liu ge yue |
| [07:57.61] | Six months? That' s rough. liu ge yue? na yi ding hen nan ao |
| [08:00.07] | It' s not all bad. I' m learning to appreciate the small things, like.. mei you na me zao gao wo xue zhe qu xin shang yi xie xiao shi, pi ru shuo |
| [08:05.68] | the sound of a bird and the color of the sky. niao jiao sheng gen tian kong de yan se |
| [08:10.49] | The sky' s blue, Ross. And I had sex yesterday. tian kong shi lan se de, luo si wo zuo tian zuo guo ai le |
| [08:16.22] | Please help me. I have a date tonight. bai tuo bang bang wo jin wan wo you yue hui |
| [08:19.29] | It has to go well. I' m scared for my health. wo de shun li da zhen wo hen dan xin wo de jian kang |
| [08:23.46] | I got something. It' s this story that I came up with. wo you ge dian zi wo xiang chu yi ge gu shi |
| [08:27.80] | Very romantic. Any woman that hears it is putty. fei chang lang man ting dao zhe ge gu shi de nv ren dou hui xin dong |
| [08:31.81] | Tell it to me. shuo ba |
| [08:33.61] | Now, you' re gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it. ni ting wan hou yi ding hui xiang gen wo shang chuang |
| [08:38.75] | Remember, it is just the story. ji zhu, na zhi shi yi ge gu shi |
| [08:43.15] | I' ll try to control myself. wo hui shi zhe kong zhi zi ji |
| [08:48.92] | Years ago, I was backpacking across Western Europe.. duo nian qian wo zai xi ou zi zhu lv xing |
| [08:53.23] | You were backpacking across Europe? Have a nice six more months. ni zai xi ou zi zhu lv xing? liu ge yue hou jian |
| [08:58.87] | I' m sorry. Please, please. You were in Western Europe, and..? bao qian, qiu qiu ni ni qu le xi ou, ran hou |
| [09:06.07] | I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. wo zai ba sai long na jiao wai zai di bi da bao shan jiao xia jian xing |
| [09:12.85] | Nice. Thanks. tai bang le xie xie |
| [09:16.18] | I was at the end of this path, and there was a lake. wo zou dao xiao lu de jin tou fa xian le yi zuo hu |
| [09:20.99] | Very secluded. There were tall trees all around. ta fei chang yin mi si zhou dou shi gao da de shu mu |
| [09:25.29] | It was dead silent. Gorgeous. na li fei chang an jing mei ji le |
| [09:29.13] | And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself. wo kan dao zai hu de dui mian you ge mei nv zai xi zao |
| [09:35.30] | But she was crying. dan ta zai ku |
| [09:39.91] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [09:48.52] | This is great wine. jiu zhen de hen bang |
| [09:50.85] | It' s from France. ta shi fa guo jiu |
| [09:54.92] | In Europe. fa guo zai ou zhou |
| [09:57.43] | Western Europe. jiu zai xi ou |
| [10:02.46] | A few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe. ji nian qian wo zai xi ou zi zhu lv xing |
| [10:08.04] | Really? Wait, it gets better. zhen de ma? deng yi xia, hou mian di gu shi hen jing cai |
| [10:14.01] | Yeah, I was in Barcelona. dui, wo zai ba sai long na |
| [10:16.71] | I studied for a year in Barcelona. wo zai ba sai long na nian guo yi nian shu |
| [10:22.72] | You did? Yeah. When were you there? shi ma? dui, ni shen me shi hou qu de? |
| [10:25.92] | Eighty.. Nine? 8 89 nian? |
| [10:27.29] | Three. 83 nian |
| [10:29.89] | I was 13? na shi wo cai 13 sui? |
| [10:34.80] | So anyway, I was hiking.. I love hiking! zong zhi wo zai jian xing wo xi huan jian xing |
| [10:38.93] | That' s great! na zhen de tai bang le |
| [10:42.77] | I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo.. wo zai di bi da ya bo shan jiao xia jian xing |
| [10:47.54] | I think it' s " Tibidabo." Do you want to tell the story? wo xiang shi" di bi da bao shan" cai dui ni xiang shuo zhe ge gu shi ma? |
| [10:55.32] | How' d your date go? yue hui hai shun li ma? |
| [10:57.79] | Great. I' m across the street having sex right now. |
| [11:02.46] | Your story sucks. Then you didn' t tell it right. ni de gu shi lan tou le shi ni shuo de fang fa bu dui |
| [11:07.63] | Show me how you did it. No, I don' t want to. gao su wo ni shi zen me shuo de bu, wo bu xiang tan |
| [11:11.13] | How long since you seen a girl naked? I was backpacking.. ni shang ci kan dao luo nv shi shen me shi hou de shi? wo zai xi ou |
| [11:16.70] | I' m not feeling it. I was outside Barcelona, hiking.. wo mei you gan jue wo zai ba sai long na jiao wai jian xing |
| [11:22.14] | Ross, I' m not hot. Are you hot? It' s been six months. I' m always hot. |
| [11:28.02] | You' re not selling the story. You don' t believe it. ni bu shi zai shuo gu shi ni gen ben jiu bu xiang xin ta |
| [11:32.32] | I gotta go, I got a date. But try this. wo de zou le, wo you yue hui dan shi shi zhe zhao |
| [11:35.52] | Do what I do before an audition. xue wo zai shi jing qian zuo de na yi zhao |
| [11:38.06] | I' m not hungry. wo bu e |
| [11:41.40] | No. bu |
| [11:42.76] | Use my camera to record yourself and see what you' re doing wrong. wo hui yong lu ying ji lai zi pai kan kan na li zuo cuo le |
| [11:48.44] | I' ll try that. wo hui shi shi kan |
| [11:50.24] | Now, you' re all set up. Good to go. Just hit record. Good luck. yi jing she ding hao le, ke yi pai le an xia lu ying jian jiu ke yi le, zhu ni hao yun |
| [11:56.81] | If you ever have any problem with the ladies, you know I' ll help you out. ru guo ni gen nv ren yue hui chu le wen ti wo ke yi bang ni jie shou |
| [12:07.86] | That means a lot to me, man. na dui wo lai shuo yi yi zhong da |
| [12:29.04] | Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? xu yao wo bang ni xiao lao ma? yao ca jing tou ma? dian chi hai you dian ma? |
| [12:36.08] | Ross, thank God you' re here. You have to help me. luo si, xie tian xie di ni zai zhe li ni de bang wo |
| [12:39.85] | Were you talking to yourself? ni zai zi yan zi yu ma? |
| [12:42.89] | That' s less embarrassing. Yes. Yes, I was. na hui bi jiao bu diu lian dui, mei cuo |
| [12:46.86] | When she came in, I totally forgot about the camera. ta yi zou jin lai wo wan quan wang ji lu ying ji de shi |
| [12:51.00] | It kept rolling and recorded everything. lu ying ji yi zhi zai pai lu xia le zheng ge jing guo |
| [12:56.30] | Yeah, we' re gonna need to see that tape. wo men de kan kan na juan lu ying dai |
| [13:00.41] | What a great idea! That' ll get Rachel to forgive me. na shi ge hao zhu yi na hui rang rui qiu yuan liang wo |
| [13:05.11] | Come on, it' ll be like watching the Discovery Channel.. shao lai le, na jiu xiang shi zai kan tan suo pin dao |
| [13:08.18] | only we' ll know the monkeys. zhi bu guo wo men zhi dao na liang zhi hou zi shi shui |
| [13:11.05] | Look, I' m not gonna let you guys watch us. |
| [13:13.79] | I haven' t even seen it yet. I' ll trade you two tapes of me having sex. wo zi ji dou mei you kan guo wo ke yi yong wo de liang juan lu ying dai gen ni huan |
| [13:19.13] | Thanks, I' m good. xie xie, wo hen gan ji |
| [13:21.73] | We don' t wanna see the dirty stuff.. |
| [13:23.93] | just the stuff leading up to it. No. Rachel' s gonna kill me as it is. wo men zhi xiang zhi dao shi qing shi zen me fa sheng de bu, rui qiu hui sha le wo de |
| [13:28.07] | It' s not fair to her. Let' s forget the tape. na dui ta lai shuo bu gong ping wang le lu ying dai de shi ba |
| [13:31.44] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [13:36.48] | No. You' re right. bu ni shuo de dui |
| [13:41.05] | Joey, no. Loud and clear. qiao yi, bu wo liao jie |
| [13:51.56] | I don' t get why they' d give us a fake number. wo bu ming bai wei shi me ta men yao gei wo men jia de dian hua hao ma |
| [13:55.00] | If they knew what they were doing, they didn' t give you real names. ru guo ta men zhi dao zi ji zai zuo shi mo ta men bu hui gei ni men zhen ming |
| [14:01.04] | Maybe people give out fake numbers, but not fake names. huo xu you ren hui gei jia dian hua hao ma dan mei you ren hui gei jia ming |
| [14:06.51] | Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you. hai, ken ya dang si hen gao xing neng ren shi ni |
| [14:11.05] | Regina Phalange. lei ji na fei la ji |
| [14:14.52] | We didn' t do anything wrong. I know. wo men mei you zuo cuo shi wo zhi dao |
| [14:19.12] | Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes. sui ran ni shuo le hen duo leng xiao hua |
| [14:23.52] | You said they were funny. Joke, joke, joke! ni shuo ta men hen hao xiao kuai shuo xiao hua ba |
| [14:27.56] | Joke, joke.. shuo xiao hua |
| [14:35.14] | It was your questions. What about them? shi ni wen le tai duo wen ti hai de wo de wen ti zen me le? |
| [14:38.41] | The sheer volume. It was like flying with the Riddler. ni wen le tai duo wen ti na xiang shi gen mi ti wang zuo zai yi qi |
| [14:44.88] | Was that another joke? Was that another question? na ye shi xiao hua ma? na ye shi wen ti ma? |
| [14:51.62] | Is Ross still here? luo si hai zai ma? |
| [14:53.15] | Watch out, honey. Someone else is asking questions now. xiao xin dian, tian xin you ren zai wen wen ti le |
| [15:00.46] | No, but he told us what happened. It was an honest mistake. bu, dan ta gao su wo men fa sheng le shen me shi na zhen de shi ge wu hui |
| [15:05.20] | How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? |
| [15:10.27] | Oh, forget it. suan le ba |
| [15:14.04] | There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village. ta lai le, wo hai zi de die xi cun de se qing pian zhi wang |
| [15:20.18] | It was an accident, okay? na shi ge yi wai, xing ma? |
| [15:22.78] | I feel bad. I swear, I didn' t even watch it. wo jue de hen nan guo wo fa shi wo hai mei you kan guo ta |
| [15:26.29] | Anyway, here. zong zhi, na qu ba |
| [15:29.29] | You might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. huo xu qin shou hui le ta ni hui jue de shu fu yi dian |
| [15:33.63] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [15:42.80] | What? shen me? |
| [15:46.34] | You don' t want to see this, do you? Hell, yeah! ni men bu xiang kan zhe wan yi ba? wo men dang ran xiang |
| [15:51.05] | I am not gonna show you this. wo bu hui rang ni men kan zhe ge |
| [15:53.85] | Not the sex part. Just the stuff leading up to it. |
| [15:58.02] | Forget it. suan le, rang ta hui diao ba |
| [16:00.35] | We' ll think of another way to put the " who came on to who" thing to rest. wo men hui xiang qi ta ban fa jie jue" shui xian zhu dong" de wen ti |
| [16:06.39] | Come on now, think! kuai xiang |
| [16:10.10] | It' s Rachel' s tape, and she can do whatever she wants. na shi rui qiu de lu ying dai ta xiang zen me chu zhi ta shi ta de zi you |
| [16:14.57] | And she wants to destroy it, so end of story. ta xiang hui le ta bie shuo le |
| [16:19.34] | I want to see it. What? wo xiang kan shen me? |
| [16:23.34] | You don' t want us to see this. ni bu xi wang wo men kan lu ying dai |
| [16:25.85] | You so badly don' t want us to see it that it makes me want to see it. ni bu xi wang wo men kan ta rang wo xiang yao kan ge jiu jing |
| [16:34.22] | Are we watching the tape or not? wo men dao di yao bu yao kan lu ying dai? |
| [16:37.89] | It' s for your sake. I don' t believe you. wo shi yao bao hu ni wo bu xiang xin ni |
| [16:43.76] | I think you don' t want them to see you begging me. wo xiang ni bu xi wang ta men kan dao ni qiu wo |
| [16:48.70] | Rachel, please? Oh, a little preview. rui qiu, bai tuo zhe shi yu gao bu fen |
| [16:54.24] | Fine. I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road. hao ba, wo yao zhe juan lu ying dai zheng ming wo shi xiang bao hu ni |
| [16:59.75] | Because in about five minutes, I' m gonna be saying.. yin wei zai guo wu fen zhong wo hui shuo |
| [17:10.89] | Okay, here we go. hao ba, yao kai shi le |
| [17:16.13] | I' m so happy. wo hao kuai le |
| [17:21.07] | Thank God you' re here. Help me. Were you talking to yourself? xie tian xie di ni zai zhe li, kuai bang bang wo ni shi zai zi yan zi yu ma? |
| [17:25.04] | There I am. You' re gonna get pregnant. wo chu xian le ni jiu yao huai yun le |
| [17:29.74] | I screwed up so bad. wo gao za le |
| [17:31.68] | I told Monica that I' d send those wedding invitations weeks ago. hao ji ge xing qi qian wo gao su mo ni ka wo hui ba xi tie ji chu qu |
| [17:37.12] | You didn' t do it? ni mei you ji? |
| [17:38.85] | I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today. wo ba ta men fang zai ban gong zhuo shang zhi dao jin tian cai xiang qi lai |
| [17:47.19] | Sweetie, it' s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I' m fine. tian xin, mei guan xi de ke ren dou lai le, wo mei shi de |
| [17:52.53] | Kind of hurting my hand though. I know. dan ni ba wo de shou nong tong le wo zhi dao |
| [17:57.20] | I can ' t believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it. wo bu gan xiang xin he kuang mo ni ka mei tian du zai ding wo |
| [18:02.88] | " Here are the invitations, Rachel. Be very careful, Rachel. xi tie zai zhe li, rui qiu xiao xin dian, rui qiu |
| [18:07.48] | Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel." bai tuo, bie zai xi tie fu jin he dong xi, rui qiu |
| [18:21.46] | Did you do it on our invitations? |
| [18:27.67] | Not on the ones we sent out. wo men mei zai ji chu qu de xi tie shang zuo |
| [18:31.61] | So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed? |
| [18:43.92] | It seems like yesterday they just got engaged. gan jue shang xiang shi ta men zuo tian cai ding hun |
| [18:47.69] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [18:49.96] | Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost.. hai ji de ta men ding hun na yi wan ma? ni gen wo cha yi dian |
| [18:55.16] | Oh, I remember how we almost. wo ji de wo men cha yi dian jiu zuo le |
| [18:59.17] | You think we would' ve gone through with it? ni jue de wo men zhen de hui zuo ma? |
| [19:02.64] | You think we would have done it? ni jue de wo men hui zuo ma? |
| [19:07.34] | I know I wanted to. I just wasn ' t sure if you did. wo zhi dao wo xiang zuo dan wo bu zhi dao ni yao bu yao |
| [19:11.95] | Oh, I wanted to. wo ye xiang |
| [19:15.35] | So we both wanted to. na me wo men liang ge dou xiang |
| [19:20.52] | Interesting. zhen you qu |
| [19:25.63] | Anyway, it probably worked out for the best. zong zhi zhe yang de jie guo huo xu shi zui hao de |
| [19:32.23] | Yeah, sure. mei cuo |
| [19:34.30] | In about 10 seconds, he kisses me. zai guo shi miao ta jiu yao wen wo le |
| [19:36.97] | In about 5 seconds, you' ll see why. zai guo wu miao ni men jiu hui zhi dao wei shi me |
| [19:44.38] | Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe? wo you mei you gen ni shuo guo wo dao xi ou zi zhu lv xing de shi? |
| [19:57.26] | Get ready to see some begging. zhun bei kan ta qiu wo ba |
| [20:00.86] | Oh, you came on to Ross! What? shi ni dui luo si zhu dong de shen me? |
| [20:04.90] | Now I' m so happy. xian zai wo hao kuai le |
| [20:08.40] | What? You used the Europe story! shen me? ni yong le ou zhou de gu shi |
| [20:12.04] | That' s the magic story you use when you want to have sex! |
| [20:17.61] | How do you know about that story? How do you know about that story? ni zen me zhi dao na ge gu shi? ni zen me zhi dao na ge gu shi? |
| [20:23.25] | My friend Irene heard it from some guy. shi yi ge jia huo gao su wo peng you ai lin de |
| [20:27.25] | Some guy! jiu shi wo |
| [20:32.29] | No, she told me that his name was Ken Adams. bu, ta shuo na ge jia huo jiao zuo ken ya dang si |
| [20:37.73] | Ken Adams! wo shi ken ya dang si |
| [20:50.14] | So, people are familiar with the Europe story? da jia dou zhi dao ou zhou de gu shi? |
| [20:54.25] | About that, the " who came on to who" thing really doesn' t matter. guan yu" shui zhu dong" de wen ti na zhen de bu zhong yao |
| [21:00.15] | It would have happened either way. fan zheng jie guo yuan man jiu hao le |
| [21:03.32] | If you hadn' t initiated it, I know I would have. ni shuo de dui wo zhi dao wo hen kuai le |
| [21:09.23] | It was an amazing night. It was. It was amazing. na shi ge shen qi de ye wan mei cuo, ta hen shen qi |
| [21:15.97] | You think it looked amazing? ni jue de ta kan qi lai hui hen shen qi ma? |
| [21:20.07] | I don' t know. I honestly didn' t watch it. wo bu zhi dao wo zhen de mei kan |
| [21:25.15] | Yeah, me neither. dui, wo ye mei kan |
| [21:27.05] | Yet. wo hai mei you kan |
| [21:33.95] | That may be weird. Yeah, it would be really weird. na ying gai hui hen qi guai dui, ta zhen de hen qi guai |
| [21:49.84] | Good luck. Good luck to you. zhu ni hao yun zhu ni hao yun |
| [21:53.44] | Mind if I mute? Oh, please. wo ke yi xiao yin ma? ma fan ni le |
| [21:57.71] | There go the clothes. You are undressing awfully quickly. wo men kai shi tuo yi fu le ni tuo yi fu de su du zhen kuai |
| [22:02.62] | Six months, Rachel. Six months. wo liu ge yue mei zuo le, rui qiu |
| [22:13.89] | We look pretty good. I was gonna say. wo men kan qi lai hen bu cuo wo ye na me ren wei |
| [22:18.67] | Nice tan. Thank you. ni de pi fu shai de hen piao liang xie xie |
| [22:21.87] | I' d just gone to the beach that weekend. na ge zhou mo wo cai qu guo hai bian |
| [22:27.91] | Have you been working out? I have been working out. ni you zai jian shen ma? wo yi zhi zai jian shen |
| [22:34.35] | This is so much better than I ever.. zhe bi wo zhi qian de jing yan yao hao de duo le |
| [22:43.52] | Oh, that' s not pretty. na zhen de hen nan kan |
| [22:47.99] | Make it stop. Make it stop. Oh, no! kuai ting xia lai bu |
| [22:57.20] | Greg and Jenny' s number is totally different in here. ge rui ge gen zhen ni de dian hua hao ma wan quan bu yi yang |
| [23:02.78] | I don' t ask too many questions, do I? No. wo mei you wen tai duo wen ti ma? mei you |
| [23:05.75] | Really? Absolutely not. zhen de ma? jue dui mei you |
| [23:07.25] | Really? Oh, God. zhen de? tian a |
| [23:11.72] | I bet that phone thing was some sort of mixup. I' m gonna call them. wo gan shuo dian hua hao ma de shi shi ge wu hui wo yao da dian hua gei ta men |
| [23:19.63] | Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane. wei, ge rui ge ma? wo shi fei ji shang gen ni men jian guo mian di mo ni ka |
| [23:22.90] | Listen, the number that you gave me, 853.. ting zhe, ni gei wo de dian hua hao ma 853 |
| [23:27.40] | Jenny' s been giving out their old number! zhen ni lao shi gei bie ren ta men de jiu dian hua hao ma |
| [23:30.60] | Jenny! That is so Jenny! na zhen de hen xiang zhen ni de zuo feng |
| [23:34.61] | How would you like to get together next Saturday? ni men xia xing qi liu yao gen wo men yi qi qu wan ma? |
| [23:38.85] | Okay, how about Sunday? hao ba, xing qi tian ne? |
| [23:41.18] | Okay, the week after that? xia xing qi ne? |
| [23:43.92] | The week after that? xia xia xing qi ne? |
| [23:46.15] | You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions. ni zhi dao ma? wo men shi hen hui wen wen ti de you mo da shi |
| [23:52.33] | And if you and your precious Jenny can' t see that.. ru guo ni gen ni de bao bei zhen ni bu neng liao jie |
| [23:56.30] | January 15? yi yue shi wu ri? |
| [23:58.27] | We' ll see you then! dao shi hou jian |
| [00:04.43] | Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you. děng yī xià, zài jìn wū zhī qián wǒ yào nǐ zhī dào wǒ ài nǐ |
| [00:09.94] | I had a great time on our honeymoon. wǒ mì yuè shí wán de hěn gāo xìng |
| [00:12.97] | I can' t wait to spend our life together. wǒ děng bù jí yào gēn nǐ gòng dù yī shēng le |
| [00:16.78] | You' re sticking with the shell necklace, huh? nǐ hái dài zhe nà tiáo bèi ké xiàng liàn? |
| [00:20.82] | You' re back! nǐ men huí lái le |
| [00:24.45] | Come on in! kuài jìn lái |
| [00:30.13] | How was the honeymoon? nǐ men mì yuè wán dé kāi xīn ma? |
| [00:32.13] | So much fun. The best part is, we met this great couple. wǒ men hěn kāi xīn, zuì bàng de shì wǒ men rèn shi yī duì hěn bàng de fū fù |
| [00:36.70] | That was the best part? Good honeymooning, tiger. nà shi zuì bàng de ma? zhè zhēn de shì hěn bàng de mì yuè, xiǎo zi |
| [00:41.64] | They' re cool. It was their honeymoon too. tā men hěn kù tā men yě shì qù dù mì yuè de |
| [00:44.97] | They live here in the city. tā men jiù zhù zài chéng lǐ |
| [00:47.14] | Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? wǒ men néng dǎ diàn huà gěi tā men ma? xiàn zài dǎ huì bú huì tài kuài le? |
| [00:50.61] | We' re excited. We finally have a couple to hang out with. wǒ men hěn xīng fèn wǒ men zhōng yú rèn shi yī duì fū fù péng yǒu le |
| [00:54.95] | Oh, were you looking for that? nǐ men xiǎng yào nà me zuò ma? |
| [00:58.15] | Well, yeah. duì |
| [00:59.99] | A couple? Like two people? Like one, two people? fū fù péng yǒu? nǐ shì shuō liǎng gè rén ma? xiàng shì yī èr, liǎng gè rén |
| [01:05.36] | It' s different. Greg and Jenny are married. nà bù yí yàng gé ruì gé gēn zhēn nī jié hūn le |
| [01:08.73] | Greg and Jenny? " Hi, Greg. I' m Chandler." gé ruì gé gēn zhēn nī? " hāi, gé ruì gé, wǒ shì qián dé" |
| [01:12.57] | " Hi, Monica. This is Jenny." " Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg." " hāi, mó nī kǎ, tā shì zhēn nī" " hāi, zhēn nī, hāi, mó nī kǎ" |
| [01:17.74] | They' re great. If you just.. You know what? tā men zhēn de hěn bàng, rú guǒ nǐ men nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [01:21.01] | Give us our souvenirs and get out of here. kuài sòng wǒ men jì niàn pǐn rán hòu gǔn chū qù |
| [01:25.71] | We didn' t get a chance to.. You' re kidding! wǒ men méi yǒu jī huì nǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào |
| [01:29.88] | We didn' t get anything for anyone. Nice necklace. wǒ men méi yǒu mǎi rèn hé rén de lǐ wù hǎo piào liàng de xiàng liàn |
| [01:35.16] | That you can have. nǐ kě yǐ bǎ tā ná zǒu |
| [01:38.39] | The One With The Videotape běn jí bō chū: lù yǐng dài fēng bō |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:17.40] | Welcome home. How was the honeymoon? huān yíng nǐ men huí lái mì yuè hái hǎo wán ba? |
| [02:20.94] | Great! How about you? You' re having a baby! tài bàng le, nǐ men ne? nǐ men yào yǒu bǎo bǎo le |
| [02:24.17] | Yeah, we are. It' s so exciting. méi cuò, nà zhēn de hěn cì jī |
| [02:26.47] | I always knew you two would have a child out of wedlock. wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ men huì wèi hūn shēng zǐ |
| [02:32.15] | Look, I have a sonogram picture. Good. nǐ kàn, wǒ yǒu bǎo bǎo de chāo yīn bō zhào piān tài bàng le |
| [02:37.25] | Ross, it' s got your wavy, black lines. luó sī, bǎo bǎo yí chuán le nǐ de hēi sè juǎn fà |
| [02:42.66] | Now that Ross knows, how' d it happen? When? How many times? xiàn zài luó sī zhī dào le, dào dǐ shì zěn me fā shēng de? zài shén me shí hòu? nǐ men zuò le jǐ cì? |
| [02:48.26] | Monica, that' s not right. Start with where. mó nī kǎ, nà me wèn shì bú duì de cóng nǐ men zài nǎ lǐ zuò kāi shǐ shuō ba |
| [02:55.04] | It happened about six weeks ago. shì qíng fā shēng zài liù ge xīng qī qián |
| [02:58.61] | I got home and Ross was there. He' d been hanging out with Joey. wǒ huí dào jiā, fā xiàn luó sī yě zài tā gēn qiáo yī hùn zài yì qǐ |
| [03:04.11] | You' re welcome, buddy. bié kè qi, xiōng dì |
| [03:10.69] | Yeah, thanks. duì, xiè xiè |
| [03:13.82] | I had a lot of work, and Ross offered to help. wǒ yǒu hěn duō shì yào zuò luó sī zhǔ dòng shuō yào bāng máng |
| [03:17.93] | We had wine, we got to talking. wǒ men biān hē jiǔ biān liáo tiān |
| [03:20.83] | Next thing you know, Ross comes on to me. jiē xià lái luó sī cǎi qǔ zhǔ dòng |
| [03:26.10] | That' s a little misleading. nà me shuō shì bú duì de |
| [03:29.00] | What is? The lie you just told. shén me? nǐ gāng gāng shuō de huǎng huà |
| [03:33.58] | That you came on to me? There' s the one! wǒ shuō shì nǐ zhǔ dòng de? méi cuò |
| [03:37.31] | But you did. Let' s be honest. Yes, let' s. dàn nà shi zhēn de, lǎo shí yì diǎn ba méi cuò, lǎo shí yì diǎn ba |
| [03:41.82] | Ross. If it helps, I don' t believe you. luó sī, xī wàng zhè yǒu bāng zhù, wǒ bù xiāng xìn nǐ |
| [03:47.62] | It' s not important. nà bù zhòng yào |
| [03:49.82] | What' s important is, we' re having a baby, not who came on to who. zhòng yào de shì wǒ men yào shēng hái zi le shuí xiān pào" suí" bìng bù zhòng yào |
| [03:55.00] | " Whom." shì" shuí" cái duì |
| [03:59.63] | That' s right. méi cuò |
| [04:03.14] | You kissed me first. You were begging for it! nǐ xiān wěn wǒ de shì nǐ qiú wǒ de |
| [04:07.01] | You were sending me signals! nǐ fā àn hào gěi wǒ |
| [04:09.68] | I was sending signals? Anyone think that I' d send Ross begging signals? wǒ fā àn hào gěi nǐ? shuí jué de shì wǒ fā àn hào gěi luó sī qiú tā de? |
| [04:15.48] | Please, show of hands. qǐng jǔ shǒu |
| [04:20.15] | It doesn' t matter what people believe! It happened. bié rén zěn me xiǎng bìng bù zhòng yào shì qíng zhēn de fā shēng le |
| [04:24.73] | Maybe I need to be more careful. Am I sending these signals now? huò xǔ wǒ dé xiǎo xīn yì diǎn wǒ zhèng zài fā sòng xùn hào ma? |
| [04:30.33] | You know what? Just drop it. Show me how I begged you. nǐ zhī dào ma? bié tán le gào sù wǒ wǒ shì zěn me qiú nǐ de |
| [04:35.14] | I can show you! I have it on videotape. wǒ kě yǐ zhèng míng wǒ dōu lù zài lù yǐng dài lǐ le |
| [04:45.68] | It' s an expression. nà shi yī zhǒng shuō fǎ |
| [04:56.36] | Come on, Rachel, open up. Let me explain. ruì qiū, kuài kāi mén tīng wǒ jiě shì |
| [04:59.26] | Still won' t let you in, huh? No. tā hái shì bù ràng nǐ jìn qù? duì |
| [05:01.76] | I' m just gonna close this door so we can talk about you. wǒ yào bǎ mén guān shàng wǒ men dé hǎo hǎo tǎo lùn nǐ men de shì |
| [05:09.10] | I can' t believe he taped them having sex. |
| [05:11.97] | Yeah. You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. duì, nǐ dé xiān gào sù duì fāng cái néng kāi shǐ lù yǐng |
| [05:16.48] | Such a rookie mistake. nà shi cài niǎo cái huì fàn de cuò wù |
| [05:19.55] | Know who has a great camera? Greg and Jenny? nǐ zhī dào shuí yǒu hěn bàng de shè yǐng jī ma? gé ruì gé gēn zhēn nī? |
| [05:23.99] | I want to call them. Let' s call. wǒ yào dǎ diàn huà gěi tā men kuài dǎ ba |
| [05:26.72] | Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs. wèn tā men yǒu méi yǒu mǎi jì niàn pǐn sòng gěi péng yǒu |
| [05:35.66] | Hello. 8th Street Deli? wèi, dì bā jiē wài sòng cān tīng |
| [05:38.23] | Hang up. You get food poisoning just talking to that place. kuài guà diào, guāng gēn tā men shuō huà nǐ jiù huì shí wù zhòng dú |
| [05:42.54] | Sorry, wrong number. Here you go, babe. bào qiàn, dǎ cuò le lái ba, bǎo bèi |
| [05:48.14] | Hello? It' s the deli again! wèi yòu shì wài sòng cān tīng |
| [05:51.38] | All right, I' ll have a sandwich. hǎo ba, wǒ yào chī sān míng zhì |
| [05:54.48] | I don' t think this number' s right. wǒ xiǎng zhè gè diàn huà hào mǎ shì cuò de |
| [06:00.36] | What? You got fakenumbered. shén me? nǐ men ná dào jiǎ de diàn huà |
| [06:05.09] | What? People don' t do that. Oh, I think we do. shén me? méi yǒu rén huì nà me zuò wǒ xiǎng wǒ men huì |
| [06:09.60] | Why would they do that? I don' t know. tā men wèi shí me yào nà me zuò? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [06:12.97] | You were a delight. You asked those great questions. nǐ men liáo de hěn kāi xīn nǐ wèn le nèi xiē hěn bàng de wèn tí |
| [06:17.34] | And you were never funnier. Joke, joke, joke! You were a hoot! nǐ yě hěn fēng qù lǎo shì zài kāi wán xiào, nǐ zhēn de hěn shuǎ bǎo |
| [06:22.48] | You still got me and Phoebe. nǐ men hái yǒu wǒ gēn fēi bǐ |
| [06:25.25] | Excuse me, I don' t want Greg and Jenny' s rejects. duì bù qǐ wǒ bú yào gé ruì gé gēn zhēn nī de tuì huò |
| [06:30.89] | Rachel won' t talk to me. She won' t open the door. ruì qiū bù kěn gēn wǒ shuō huà tā bù kěn kāi mén |
| [06:34.56] | I wonder why, pervert. wǒ hěn hào qí shì wèi shí me, biàn tài |
| [06:37.09] | Okay, I am not a pervert. hǎo ba, wǒ bú shì biàn tài |
| [06:39.43] | That' s, like, the pervert motto. biàn tài dōu shì nà me shuō de |
| [06:42.93] | You raise your hand, put your left hand down your pants and repeat that. nǐ jǔ qǐ shǒu, bǎ zuǒ shǒu fàng jìn kù zi lǐ rán hòu zài shuō yī cì |
| [06:49.24] | Filming Rachel was not planned. wǒ bú shì gù yì yào pāi ruì qiū |
| [06:52.01] | Here' s what happened. Joey can back me up. shì qíng de jīng guò shì zhè yàng de qiáo yī kě yǐ bāng wǒ zuò zhèng |
| [06:55.44] | A month and a half ago, remember I came to you with a problem? hái jì de yí gè bàn yuè qián wǒ pǎo qù wèn nǐ yí gè wèn tí ma? |
| [07:01.12] | The personal thing? wǒ de sī rén wèn tí? |
| [07:05.09] | What personal thing? About sex? shén me sī rén wèn tí? guān yú xìng de wèn tí? |
| [07:10.63] | That I hadn' t had sex in months? wǒ hǎo jǐ gè yuè méi yǒu xìng shēng huó le? |
| [07:14.26] | Yeah, I knew what you were talking about. wǒ zhī dào nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ |
| [07:19.40] | liù ge xīng qī qián |
| [07:26.74] | I' d like to talk about something I' m uncomfortable talking about. wǒ xiǎng tán yī jiàn wǒ hěn nán qǐ chǐ de shì |
| [07:31.91] | Sure. méi wèn tí |
| [07:34.35] | How about you showering with your mom? nǐ gēn nǐ mā yì qǐ xǐ zǎo? |
| [07:40.12] | I actually had a topic in mind. wǒ zhēn de yǒu wèn tí |
| [07:46.49] | I' m kind of going through a dry spell, sexwise. wǒ zhèng jìn rù le xìng tíng zhì qī |
| [07:52.13] | For, like, months? Five, to be.. yǒu hǎo jǐ gè yuè le ma? wǔ gè yuè |
| [07:55.17] | lying. Six. piàn rén de, shì liù ge yuè |
| [07:57.61] | Six months? That' s rough. liù ge yuè? nà yí dìng hěn nán áo |
| [08:00.07] | It' s not all bad. I' m learning to appreciate the small things, like.. méi yǒu nà me zāo gāo wǒ xué zhe qù xīn shǎng yī xiē xiǎo shì, pì rú shuō |
| [08:05.68] | the sound of a bird and the color of the sky. niǎo jiào shēng gēn tiān kōng de yán sè |
| [08:10.49] | The sky' s blue, Ross. And I had sex yesterday. tiān kōng shì lán sè de, luó sī wǒ zuó tiān zuò guò ài le |
| [08:16.22] | Please help me. I have a date tonight. bài tuō bāng bāng wǒ jīn wǎn wǒ yǒu yuē huì |
| [08:19.29] | It has to go well. I' m scared for my health. wǒ dé shùn lì dá zhèn wǒ hěn dān xīn wǒ de jiàn kāng |
| [08:23.46] | I got something. It' s this story that I came up with. wǒ yǒu gè diǎn zǐ wǒ xiǎng chū yí gè gù shì |
| [08:27.80] | Very romantic. Any woman that hears it is putty. fēi cháng làng màn tīng dào zhè gè gù shì de nǚ rén dōu huì xīn dòng |
| [08:31.81] | Tell it to me. shuō ba |
| [08:33.61] | Now, you' re gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it. nǐ tīng wán hòu yí dìng huì xiǎng gēn wǒ shàng chuáng |
| [08:38.75] | Remember, it is just the story. jì zhù, nà zhǐ shì yí gè gù shì |
| [08:43.15] | I' ll try to control myself. wǒ huì shì zhe kòng zhì zì jǐ |
| [08:48.92] | Years ago, I was backpacking across Western Europe.. duō nián qián wǒ zài xī ōu zì zhù lǚ xíng |
| [08:53.23] | You were backpacking across Europe? Have a nice six more months. nǐ zài xī ōu zì zhù lǚ xíng? liù ge yuè hòu jiàn |
| [08:58.87] | I' m sorry. Please, please. You were in Western Europe, and..? bào qiàn, qiú qiú nǐ nǐ qù le xī ōu, rán hòu |
| [09:06.07] | I was outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. wǒ zài bā sài lóng nà jiāo wài zài dì bǐ dá bāo shān jiǎo xià jiàn xíng |
| [09:12.85] | Nice. Thanks. tài bàng le xiè xiè |
| [09:16.18] | I was at the end of this path, and there was a lake. wǒ zǒu dào xiǎo lù de jìn tóu fā xiàn le yī zuò hú |
| [09:20.99] | Very secluded. There were tall trees all around. tā fēi cháng yǐn mì sì zhōu dōu shì gāo dà de shù mù |
| [09:25.29] | It was dead silent. Gorgeous. nà lǐ fēi cháng ān jìng měi jí le |
| [09:29.13] | And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself. wǒ kàn dào zài hú de duì miàn yǒu gè měi nǚ zài xǐ zǎo |
| [09:35.30] | But she was crying. dàn tā zài kū |
| [09:39.91] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [09:48.52] | This is great wine. jiǔ zhēn de hěn bàng |
| [09:50.85] | It' s from France. tā shì fǎ guó jiǔ |
| [09:54.92] | In Europe. fǎ guó zài ōu zhōu |
| [09:57.43] | Western Europe. jiù zài xī ōu |
| [10:02.46] | A few years ago I was backpacking across Western Europe. jǐ nián qián wǒ zài xī ōu zì zhù lǚ xíng |
| [10:08.04] | Really? Wait, it gets better. zhēn de ma? děng yī xià, hòu miàn dí gù shì hěn jīng cǎi |
| [10:14.01] | Yeah, I was in Barcelona. duì, wǒ zài bā sài lóng nà |
| [10:16.71] | I studied for a year in Barcelona. wǒ zài bā sài lóng nà niàn guò yī nián shū |
| [10:22.72] | You did? Yeah. When were you there? shì ma? duì, nǐ shén me shí hòu qù de? |
| [10:25.92] | Eighty.. Nine? 8 89 nián? |
| [10:27.29] | Three. 83 nián |
| [10:29.89] | I was 13? nà shí wǒ cái 13 suì? |
| [10:34.80] | So anyway, I was hiking.. I love hiking! zǒng zhī wǒ zài jiàn xíng wǒ xǐ huān jiàn xíng |
| [10:38.93] | That' s great! nà zhēn de tài bàng le |
| [10:42.77] | I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo.. wǒ zài dì bǐ dá yà bō shān jiǎo xià jiàn xíng |
| [10:47.54] | I think it' s " Tibidabo." Do you want to tell the story? wǒ xiǎng shì" dì bǐ dá bāo shān" cái duì nǐ xiǎng shuō zhè gè gù shì ma? |
| [10:55.32] | How' d your date go? yuē huì hái shùn lì ma? |
| [10:57.79] | Great. I' m across the street having sex right now. |
| [11:02.46] | Your story sucks. Then you didn' t tell it right. nǐ de gù shì làn tòu le shì nǐ shuō de fāng fǎ bú duì |
| [11:07.63] | Show me how you did it. No, I don' t want to. gào sù wǒ nǐ shì zěn me shuō de bù, wǒ bù xiǎng tán |
| [11:11.13] | How long since you seen a girl naked? I was backpacking.. nǐ shàng cì kàn dào luǒ nǚ shì shén me shí hòu de shì? wǒ zài xī ōu |
| [11:16.70] | I' m not feeling it. I was outside Barcelona, hiking.. wǒ méi yǒu gǎn jué wǒ zài bā sài lóng nà jiāo wài jiàn xíng |
| [11:22.14] | Ross, I' m not hot. Are you hot? It' s been six months. I' m always hot. |
| [11:28.02] | You' re not selling the story. You don' t believe it. nǐ bú shì zài shuō gù shì nǐ gēn běn jiù bù xiāng xìn tā |
| [11:32.32] | I gotta go, I got a date. But try this. wǒ dé zǒu le, wǒ yǒu yuē huì dàn shì shì zhè zhāo |
| [11:35.52] | Do what I do before an audition. xué wǒ zài shì jìng qián zuò de nà yī zhāo |
| [11:38.06] | I' m not hungry. wǒ bù è |
| [11:41.40] | No. bù |
| [11:42.76] | Use my camera to record yourself and see what you' re doing wrong. wǒ huì yòng lù yǐng jī lái zì pāi kàn kàn nǎ lǐ zuò cuò le |
| [11:48.44] | I' ll try that. wǒ huì shì shì kàn |
| [11:50.24] | Now, you' re all set up. Good to go. Just hit record. Good luck. yǐ jīng shè dìng hǎo le, kě yǐ pāi le àn xià lù yǐng jiàn jiù kě yǐ le, zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [11:56.81] | If you ever have any problem with the ladies, you know I' ll help you out. rú guǒ nǐ gēn nǚ rén yuē huì chū le wèn tí wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ jiē shǒu |
| [12:07.86] | That means a lot to me, man. nà duì wǒ lái shuō yì yì zhòng dà |
| [12:29.04] | Can I get you anything? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? xū yào wǒ bāng nǐ xiào láo ma? yào cā jìng tóu ma? diàn chí hái yǒu diàn ma? |
| [12:36.08] | Ross, thank God you' re here. You have to help me. luó sī, xiè tiān xiè dì nǐ zài zhè lǐ nǐ dé bāng wǒ |
| [12:39.85] | Were you talking to yourself? nǐ zài zì yán zì yǔ ma? |
| [12:42.89] | That' s less embarrassing. Yes. Yes, I was. nà huì bǐ jiào bù diū liǎn duì, méi cuò |
| [12:46.86] | When she came in, I totally forgot about the camera. tā yī zǒu jìn lái wǒ wán quán wàng jì lù yǐng jī de shì |
| [12:51.00] | It kept rolling and recorded everything. lù yǐng jī yī zhí zài pāi lù xià le zhěng gè jīng guò |
| [12:56.30] | Yeah, we' re gonna need to see that tape. wǒ men dé kàn kàn nà juǎn lù yǐng dài |
| [13:00.41] | What a great idea! That' ll get Rachel to forgive me. nà shi gè hǎo zhǔ yì nà huì ràng ruì qiū yuán liàng wǒ |
| [13:05.11] | Come on, it' ll be like watching the Discovery Channel.. shǎo lái le, nà jiù xiàng shì zài kàn tàn suǒ pín dào |
| [13:08.18] | only we' ll know the monkeys. zhǐ bù guò wǒ men zhī dào nà liǎng zhǐ hóu zi shì shuí |
| [13:11.05] | Look, I' m not gonna let you guys watch us. |
| [13:13.79] | I haven' t even seen it yet. I' ll trade you two tapes of me having sex. wǒ zì jǐ dōu méi yǒu kàn guò wǒ kě yǐ yòng wǒ de liǎng juǎn lù yǐng dài gēn nǐ huàn |
| [13:19.13] | Thanks, I' m good. xiè xiè, wǒ hěn gǎn jī |
| [13:21.73] | We don' t wanna see the dirty stuff.. |
| [13:23.93] | just the stuff leading up to it. No. Rachel' s gonna kill me as it is. wǒ men zhǐ xiǎng zhī dào shì qíng shì zěn me fā shēng de bù, ruì qiū huì shā le wǒ de |
| [13:28.07] | It' s not fair to her. Let' s forget the tape. nà duì tā lái shuō bù gōng píng wàng le lù yǐng dài de shì ba |
| [13:31.44] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [13:36.48] | No. You' re right. bù nǐ shuō de duì |
| [13:41.05] | Joey, no. Loud and clear. qiáo yī, bù wǒ liǎo jiě |
| [13:51.56] | I don' t get why they' d give us a fake number. wǒ bù míng bái wèi shí me tā men yào gěi wǒ men jiǎ de diàn huà hào mǎ |
| [13:55.00] | If they knew what they were doing, they didn' t give you real names. rú guǒ tā men zhī dào zì jǐ zài zuò shí mǒ tā men bú huì gěi nǐ men zhēn míng |
| [14:01.04] | Maybe people give out fake numbers, but not fake names. huò xǔ yǒu rén huì gěi jiǎ diàn huà hào mǎ dàn méi yǒu rén huì gěi jiǎ míng |
| [14:06.51] | Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you. hāi, kěn yà dāng sī hěn gāo xīng néng rèn shi nǐ |
| [14:11.05] | Regina Phalange. lěi jí nà fēi lā jí |
| [14:14.52] | We didn' t do anything wrong. I know. wǒ men méi yǒu zuò cuò shì wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:19.12] | Although you did tell an awful lot of jokes. suī rán nǐ shuō le hěn duō lěng xiào huà |
| [14:23.52] | You said they were funny. Joke, joke, joke! nǐ shuō tā men hěn hǎo xiào kuài shuō xiào huà ba |
| [14:27.56] | Joke, joke.. shuō xiào huà |
| [14:35.14] | It was your questions. What about them? shì nǐ wèn le tài duō wèn tí hài de wǒ de wèn tí zěn me le? |
| [14:38.41] | The sheer volume. It was like flying with the Riddler. nǐ wèn le tài duō wèn tí nà xiàng shì gēn mí tí wáng zuò zài yì qǐ |
| [14:44.88] | Was that another joke? Was that another question? nà yě shì xiào huà ma? nà yě shì wèn tí ma? |
| [14:51.62] | Is Ross still here? luó sī hái zài ma? |
| [14:53.15] | Watch out, honey. Someone else is asking questions now. xiǎo xīn diǎn, tián xīn yǒu rén zài wèn wèn tí le |
| [15:00.46] | No, but he told us what happened. It was an honest mistake. bù, dàn tā gào sù wǒ men fā shēng le shén me shì nà zhēn de shì gè wù huì |
| [15:05.20] | How would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? |
| [15:10.27] | Oh, forget it. suàn le ba |
| [15:14.04] | There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the West Village. tā lái le, wǒ hái zi de diē xī cūn de sè qíng piàn zhī wáng |
| [15:20.18] | It was an accident, okay? nà shi gè yì wài, xíng ma? |
| [15:22.78] | I feel bad. I swear, I didn' t even watch it. wǒ jué de hěn nán guò wǒ fā shì wǒ hái méi yǒu kàn guò tā |
| [15:26.29] | Anyway, here. zǒng zhī, ná qù ba |
| [15:29.29] | You might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. huò xǔ qīn shǒu huǐ le tā nǐ huì jué de shū fú yì diǎn |
| [15:33.63] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [15:42.80] | What? shén me? |
| [15:46.34] | You don' t want to see this, do you? Hell, yeah! nǐ men bù xiǎng kàn zhè wán yì ba? wǒ men dāng rán xiǎng |
| [15:51.05] | I am not gonna show you this. wǒ bú huì ràng nǐ men kàn zhè gè |
| [15:53.85] | Not the sex part. Just the stuff leading up to it. |
| [15:58.02] | Forget it. suàn le, ràng tā huǐ diào ba |
| [16:00.35] | We' ll think of another way to put the " who came on to who" thing to rest. wǒ men huì xiǎng qí tā bàn fǎ jiě jué" shuí xiān zhǔ dòng" de wèn tí |
| [16:06.39] | Come on now, think! kuài xiǎng |
| [16:10.10] | It' s Rachel' s tape, and she can do whatever she wants. nà shi ruì qiū de lù yǐng dài tā xiǎng zěn me chǔ zhì tā shì tā de zì yóu |
| [16:14.57] | And she wants to destroy it, so end of story. tā xiǎng huǐ le tā bié shuō le |
| [16:19.34] | I want to see it. What? wǒ xiǎng kàn shén me? |
| [16:23.34] | You don' t want us to see this. nǐ bù xī wàng wǒ men kàn lù yǐng dài |
| [16:25.85] | You so badly don' t want us to see it that it makes me want to see it. nǐ bù xī wàng wǒ men kàn tā ràng wǒ xiǎng yào kàn gè jiū jìng |
| [16:34.22] | Are we watching the tape or not? wǒ men dào dǐ yào bú yào kàn lù yǐng dài? |
| [16:37.89] | It' s for your sake. I don' t believe you. wǒ shì yào bǎo hù nǐ wǒ bù xiāng xìn nǐ |
| [16:43.76] | I think you don' t want them to see you begging me. wǒ xiǎng nǐ bù xī wàng tā men kàn dào nǐ qiú wǒ |
| [16:48.70] | Rachel, please? Oh, a little preview. ruì qiū, bài tuō zhè shì yù gào bù fèn |
| [16:54.24] | Fine. I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road. hǎo ba, wǒ yào zhè juǎn lù yǐng dài zhèng míng wǒ shì xiǎng bǎo hù nǐ |
| [16:59.75] | Because in about five minutes, I' m gonna be saying.. yīn wèi zài guò wǔ fēn zhōng wǒ huì shuō |
| [17:10.89] | Okay, here we go. hǎo ba, yào kāi shǐ le |
| [17:16.13] | I' m so happy. wǒ hǎo kuài lè |
| [17:21.07] | Thank God you' re here. Help me. Were you talking to yourself? xiè tiān xiè dì nǐ zài zhè lǐ, kuài bāng bāng wǒ nǐ shì zài zì yán zì yǔ ma? |
| [17:25.04] | There I am. You' re gonna get pregnant. wǒ chū xiàn le nǐ jiù yào huái yùn le |
| [17:29.74] | I screwed up so bad. wǒ gǎo zá le |
| [17:31.68] | I told Monica that I' d send those wedding invitations weeks ago. hǎo jǐ gè xīng qī qián wǒ gào sù mó nī kǎ wǒ huì bǎ xǐ tiě jì chū qù |
| [17:37.12] | You didn' t do it? nǐ méi yǒu jì? |
| [17:38.85] | I put them in my desk at work, and forgot about them until today. wǒ bǎ tā men fàng zài bàn gōng zhuō shàng zhí dào jīn tiān cái xiǎng qǐ lái |
| [17:47.19] | Sweetie, it' s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I' m fine. tián xīn, méi guān xì de kè rén dōu lái le, wǒ méi shì de |
| [17:52.53] | Kind of hurting my hand though. I know. dàn nǐ bǎ wǒ de shǒu nòng tòng le wǒ zhī dào |
| [17:57.20] | I can ' t believe it, especially after Monica went on and on about it. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn hé kuàng mó nī kǎ měi tiān dū zài dīng wǒ |
| [18:02.88] | " Here are the invitations, Rachel. Be very careful, Rachel. xǐ tiě zài zhè lǐ, ruì qiū xiǎo xīn diǎn, ruì qiū |
| [18:07.48] | Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations, Rachel." bài tuō, bié zài xǐ tiě fù jìn hē dōng xī, ruì qiū |
| [18:21.46] | Did you do it on our invitations? |
| [18:27.67] | Not on the ones we sent out. wǒ men méi zài jì chū qù de xǐ tiě shàng zuò |
| [18:31.61] | So just the ones you gave back to us and we had framed? |
| [18:43.92] | It seems like yesterday they just got engaged. gǎn jué shàng xiàng shì tā men zuó tiān cái dìng hūn |
| [18:47.69] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [18:49.96] | Remember the night they got engaged? How you and I almost.. hái jì de tā men dìng hūn nà yī wǎn ma? nǐ gēn wǒ chà yì diǎn |
| [18:55.16] | Oh, I remember how we almost. wǒ jì de wǒ men chà yì diǎn jiù zuò le |
| [18:59.17] | You think we would' ve gone through with it? nǐ jué de wǒ men zhēn de huì zuò ma? |
| [19:02.64] | You think we would have done it? nǐ jué de wǒ men huì zuò ma? |
| [19:07.34] | I know I wanted to. I just wasn ' t sure if you did. wǒ zhī dào wǒ xiǎng zuò dàn wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ yào bú yào |
| [19:11.95] | Oh, I wanted to. wǒ yě xiǎng |
| [19:15.35] | So we both wanted to. nà me wǒ men liǎng gè dōu xiǎng |
| [19:20.52] | Interesting. zhēn yǒu qù |
| [19:25.63] | Anyway, it probably worked out for the best. zǒng zhī zhè yàng de jié guǒ huò xǔ shì zuì hǎo de |
| [19:32.23] | Yeah, sure. méi cuò |
| [19:34.30] | In about 10 seconds, he kisses me. zài guò shí miǎo tā jiù yào wěn wǒ le |
| [19:36.97] | In about 5 seconds, you' ll see why. zài guò wǔ miǎo nǐ men jiù huì zhī dào wèi shí me |
| [19:44.38] | Did I ever tell you about the time I backpacked through Western Europe? wǒ yǒu méi yǒu gēn nǐ shuō guò wǒ dào xī ōu zì zhù lǚ xíng de shì? |
| [19:57.26] | Get ready to see some begging. zhǔn bèi kàn tā qiú wǒ ba |
| [20:00.86] | Oh, you came on to Ross! What? shì nǐ duì luó sī zhǔ dòng de shén me? |
| [20:04.90] | Now I' m so happy. xiàn zài wǒ hǎo kuài lè |
| [20:08.40] | What? You used the Europe story! shén me? nǐ yòng le ōu zhōu de gù shì |
| [20:12.04] | That' s the magic story you use when you want to have sex! |
| [20:17.61] | How do you know about that story? How do you know about that story? nǐ zěn me zhī dào nà gè gù shì? nǐ zěn me zhī dào nà gè gù shì? |
| [20:23.25] | My friend Irene heard it from some guy. shì yí gè jiā huo gào sù wǒ péng yǒu ài lín de |
| [20:27.25] | Some guy! jiù shì wǒ |
| [20:32.29] | No, she told me that his name was Ken Adams. bù, tā shuō nà gè jiā huo jiào zuò kěn yà dāng sī |
| [20:37.73] | Ken Adams! wǒ shì kěn yà dāng sī |
| [20:50.14] | So, people are familiar with the Europe story? dà jiā dōu zhī dào ōu zhōu de gù shì? |
| [20:54.25] | About that, the " who came on to who" thing really doesn' t matter. guān yú" shuí zhǔ dòng" de wèn tí nà zhēn de bù zhòng yào |
| [21:00.15] | It would have happened either way. fǎn zhèng jié guǒ yuán mǎn jiù hǎo le |
| [21:03.32] | If you hadn' t initiated it, I know I would have. nǐ shuō de duì wǒ zhī dào wǒ hěn kuài lè |
| [21:09.23] | It was an amazing night. It was. It was amazing. nà shi gè shén qí de yè wǎn méi cuò, tā hěn shén qí |
| [21:15.97] | You think it looked amazing? nǐ jué de tā kàn qǐ lái huì hěn shén qí ma? |
| [21:20.07] | I don' t know. I honestly didn' t watch it. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ zhēn de méi kàn |
| [21:25.15] | Yeah, me neither. duì, wǒ yě méi kàn |
| [21:27.05] | Yet. wǒ hái méi yǒu kàn |
| [21:33.95] | That may be weird. Yeah, it would be really weird. nà yīng gāi huì hěn qí guài duì, tā zhēn de hěn qí guài |
| [21:49.84] | Good luck. Good luck to you. zhù nǐ hǎo yùn zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [21:53.44] | Mind if I mute? Oh, please. wǒ kě yǐ xiāo yīn ma? má fán nǐ le |
| [21:57.71] | There go the clothes. You are undressing awfully quickly. wǒ men kāi shǐ tuō yī fu le nǐ tuō yī fu de sù dù zhēn kuài |
| [22:02.62] | Six months, Rachel. Six months. wǒ liù ge yuè méi zuò le, ruì qiū |
| [22:13.89] | We look pretty good. I was gonna say. wǒ men kàn qǐ lái hěn bù cuò wǒ yě nà me rèn wéi |
| [22:18.67] | Nice tan. Thank you. nǐ de pí fū shài de hěn piào liàng xiè xiè |
| [22:21.87] | I' d just gone to the beach that weekend. nà gè zhōu mò wǒ cái qù guò hǎi biān |
| [22:27.91] | Have you been working out? I have been working out. nǐ yǒu zài jiàn shēn ma? wǒ yī zhí zài jiàn shēn |
| [22:34.35] | This is so much better than I ever.. zhè bǐ wǒ zhī qián de jīng yàn yào hǎo de duō le |
| [22:43.52] | Oh, that' s not pretty. nà zhēn de hěn nán kàn |
| [22:47.99] | Make it stop. Make it stop. Oh, no! kuài tíng xià lái bù |
| [22:57.20] | Greg and Jenny' s number is totally different in here. gé ruì gé gēn zhēn nī de diàn huà hào mǎ wán quán bù yí yàng |
| [23:02.78] | I don' t ask too many questions, do I? No. wǒ méi yǒu wèn tài duō wèn tí ma? méi yǒu |
| [23:05.75] | Really? Absolutely not. zhēn de ma? jué duì méi yǒu |
| [23:07.25] | Really? Oh, God. zhēn de? tiān a |
| [23:11.72] | I bet that phone thing was some sort of mixup. I' m gonna call them. wǒ gǎn shuō diàn huà hào mǎ de shì shì gè wù huì wǒ yào dǎ diàn huà gěi tā men |
| [23:19.63] | Hello, Greg? This is Monica from the plane. wèi, gé ruì gé ma? wǒ shì fēi jī shàng gēn nǐ men jiàn guò miàn dí mó nī kǎ |
| [23:22.90] | Listen, the number that you gave me, 853.. tīng zhe, nǐ gěi wǒ de diàn huà hào mǎ 853 |
| [23:27.40] | Jenny' s been giving out their old number! zhēn nī lǎo shì gěi bié rén tā men de jiù diàn huà hào mǎ |
| [23:30.60] | Jenny! That is so Jenny! nà zhēn de hěn xiàng zhēn nī de zuò fēng |
| [23:34.61] | How would you like to get together next Saturday? nǐ men xià xīng qī liù yào gēn wǒ men yì qǐ qù wán ma? |
| [23:38.85] | Okay, how about Sunday? hǎo ba, xīng qī tiān ne? |
| [23:41.18] | Okay, the week after that? xià xīng qī ne? |
| [23:43.92] | The week after that? xià xià xīng qī ne? |
| [23:46.15] | You know what? We are interesting, funny people with good questions. nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ men shì hěn huì wèn wèn tí de yōu mò dà shī |
| [23:52.33] | And if you and your precious Jenny can' t see that.. rú guǒ nǐ gēn nǐ de bǎo bèi zhēn nī bù néng liǎo jiě |
| [23:56.30] | January 15? yī yuè shí wǔ rì? |
| [23:58.27] | We' ll see you then! dào shí hòu jiàn |
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