| [00:00.00] | Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight? |
| [00:01.48] | Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! |
| [00:04.34] | Ted: Hey. |
| [00:12.65] | Barney: Where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up", I wish you'd put on a suit. |
| [00:14.20] | Ted: I did. That one time. |
| [00:15.76] | Barney: lt was a blazer. |
| [00:20.43] | Ted: You know, ever since college, it's been Marshall and Lily and me. |
| [00:23.46] | Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They'll get married, start a family. |
| [00:25.14] | Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor, their kids call "Uncle Ted". |
| [00:29.34] | Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? |
| [00:35.33] | Barney: Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted， |
| [00:42.60] | Ted: Oh, right. Hi. |
| [00:44.82] | Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit. |
| [00:47.24] | Ted: I'm not wearing a suit. |
| [00:48.82] | Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A. |
| [00:51.77] | Lesson three, don't even think about getting married till you're 30. |
| [00:00.00] | Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight? |
| [00:01.48] | Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! |
| [00:04.34] | Ted: Hey. |
| [00:12.65] | Barney: Where' s your suit? Just once, when I say " suit up", I wish you' d put on a suit. |
| [00:14.20] | Ted: I did. That one time. |
| [00:15.76] | Barney: lt was a blazer. |
| [00:20.43] | Ted: You know, ever since college, it' s been Marshall and Lily and me. |
| [00:23.46] | Now it' s gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They' ll get married, start a family. |
| [00:25.14] | Before long, I' m that weird middleaged bachelor, their kids call " Uncle Ted". |
| [00:29.34] | Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? |
| [00:35.33] | Barney: Ted, I' m gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted, |
| [00:42.60] | Ted: Oh, right. Hi. |
| [00:44.82] | Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn' t go with your suit. |
| [00:47.24] | Ted: I' m not wearing a suit. |
| [00:48.82] | Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A. |
| [00:51.77] | Lesson three, don' t even think about getting married till you' re 30. |
| [00:00.00] | Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight? |
| [00:01.48] | Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! |
| [00:04.34] | Ted: Hey. |
| [00:12.65] | Barney: Where' s your suit? Just once, when I say " suit up", I wish you' d put on a suit. |
| [00:14.20] | Ted: I did. That one time. |
| [00:15.76] | Barney: lt was a blazer. |
| [00:20.43] | Ted: You know, ever since college, it' s been Marshall and Lily and me. |
| [00:23.46] | Now it' s gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They' ll get married, start a family. |
| [00:25.14] | Before long, I' m that weird middleaged bachelor, their kids call " Uncle Ted". |
| [00:29.34] | Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met? |
| [00:35.33] | Barney: Ted, I' m gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted, |
| [00:42.60] | Ted: Oh, right. Hi. |
| [00:44.82] | Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn' t go with your suit. |
| [00:47.24] | Ted: I' m not wearing a suit. |
| [00:48.82] | Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A. |
| [00:51.77] | Lesson three, don' t even think about getting married till you' re 30. |
| [00:00.00] | 你今晚有节目吗？ |
| [00:01.48] | 十五分钟后酒吧见。穿好一点 |
| [00:04.34] | 嘿 |
| [00:12.65] | 你怎么不穿西装？我说穿好一点， 就是希望你能穿上西装 |
| [00:14.20] | 我有穿过一次 |
| [00:15.76] | 那是件运动衣 |
| [00:20.43] | 以前大学的时候 都是我、马修、莉莉， |
| [00:23.46] | 现在就要变成马修和莉莉，还有我，他们即将结婚，建立新的家庭 |
| [00:25.14] | 不久后，他们的孩子就会认为我是老光棍。开始叫我"王老五泰德叔叔" |
| [00:29.34] | 我明白了 你忘了我们初次见面时我对你的忠告 |
| [00:35.33] | 我要教你如何生活。我是Barney，我们在小便处见过面 |
| [00:42.60] | 是你，对 |
| [00:44.82] | 第一课，刮掉你的山羊胡子，它与你的西装不配 |
| [00:47.24] | 我没穿西装 |
| [00:48.82] | 第二课，穿上西装。西装很酷，很直观 |
| [00:51.77] | 第三课，30岁前不要考虑结婚 |
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