| [00:00.59] | Barney: Hey, loser, how's not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome. |
| [00:05.69] | Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don't make me get your mom. |
| [00:08.75] | Ted: Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something. |
| [00:10.86] | Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! |
| [00:13.48] | Ted: So, these guys think I chickened out. What do you think? |
| [00:17.84] | Barney: I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit. |
| [00:21.74] | Ted: She didn't even give me the signal. |
| [00:24.00] | Barney: What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code? |
| [00:26.86] | "Ted, kiss me." No, you just kiss her."Ted， |
| [00:30.81] | Ted: Not if you don't get the signal. |
| [00:33.94] | Barney: Did Marshall give me the signal? |
| [00:38.70] | Marshall: No! I didn't, I swear. |
| [00:40.99] | Barney: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me, |
| [00:45.51] | never gonna happen. You should've kissed her. |
| [00:47.34] | Ted: I should've kissed her. Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando. |
| [00:51.97] | Barney: A week? That's like a year in hot-girl time. |
| [00:54.22] | She'll forget all about you. Mark my words, you will never see that one again. |
| [00:00.59] | Barney: Hey, loser, how' s not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome. |
| [00:05.69] | Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don' t make me get your mom. |
| [00:08.75] | Ted: Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something. |
| [00:10.86] | Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! |
| [00:13.48] | Ted: So, these guys think I chickened out. What do you think? |
| [00:17.84] | Barney: I can' t believe you' re still not wearing a suit. |
| [00:21.74] | Ted: She didn' t even give me the signal. |
| [00:24.00] | Barney: What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code? |
| [00:26.86] | " Ted, kiss me." No, you just kiss her." Ted, |
| [00:30.81] | Ted: Not if you don' t get the signal. |
| [00:33.94] | Barney: Did Marshall give me the signal? |
| [00:38.70] | Marshall: No! I didn' t, I swear. |
| [00:40.99] | Barney: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me, |
| [00:45.51] | never gonna happen. You should' ve kissed her. |
| [00:47.34] | Ted: I should' ve kissed her. Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando. |
| [00:51.97] | Barney: A week? That' s like a year in hotgirl time. |
| [00:54.22] | She' ll forget all about you. Mark my words, you will never see that one again. |
| [00:00.59] | Barney: Hey, loser, how' s not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome. |
| [00:05.69] | Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don' t make me get your mom. |
| [00:08.75] | Ted: Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something. |
| [00:10.86] | Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up! |
| [00:13.48] | Ted: So, these guys think I chickened out. What do you think? |
| [00:17.84] | Barney: I can' t believe you' re still not wearing a suit. |
| [00:21.74] | Ted: She didn' t even give me the signal. |
| [00:24.00] | Barney: What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code? |
| [00:26.86] | " Ted, kiss me." No, you just kiss her." Ted, |
| [00:30.81] | Ted: Not if you don' t get the signal. |
| [00:33.94] | Barney: Did Marshall give me the signal? |
| [00:38.70] | Marshall: No! I didn' t, I swear. |
| [00:40.99] | Barney: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me, |
| [00:45.51] | never gonna happen. You should' ve kissed her. |
| [00:47.34] | Ted: I should' ve kissed her. Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando. |
| [00:51.97] | Barney: A week? That' s like a year in hotgirl time. |
| [00:54.22] | She' ll forget all about you. Mark my words, you will never see that one again. |
| [00:00.59] | 窝囊废，不玩雷射枪的感觉不好受吧？因为雷射枪好玩得不得了！ |
| [00:05.69] | 我已经把你杀了，我要让你回老家！ |
| [00:08.75] | 听着，我需要你的一些建议 |
| [00:10.86] | 十五分钟后酒吧见，穿好一点！ |
| [00:13.48] | 这两个人都认为我退缩了，你怎么看？ |
| [00:17.84] | 我不敢相信，你还是没有穿西装！ |
| [00:21.74] | 她根本没给我暗示 |
| [00:24.00] | 难道要她对你眨眼作莫斯密码暗示吗？ |
| [00:26.86] | 么么哒" 不需要，直接亲上去！ |
| [00:30.81] | 没有暗示就不应该亲 |
| [00:33.94] | 马修给我暗示了吗? |
| [00:38.70] | 我没有，我发誓！ |
| [00:40.99] | 至少我知道，今晚可以睡个安稳觉， |
| [00:45.51] | 我和马修之间是不可能的，你应该亲她的 |
| [00:47.34] | 我应该亲她。一周后等她从奥兰多回来的吧 |
| [00:51.97] | 一周? 对辣妹来说等于是一年 |
| [00:54.22] | 她会把你忘得一干二净。记着我的话，你不可能再见到她了 |
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