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Barney: That's just a recipe for disaster. They work together. |
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Ted: You're jealous? |
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Barney: Oh, please. What does Carlos have that I don't? |
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Robin: A date tonight? |
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Lily: Stop the tape. Rewind, play it again. |
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Robin: A date tonight? |
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Barney: I'm not sure I like her. |
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Ted: Hey, don't you have a paper to write? |
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Marshall: Dude, you're talking to the kid. |
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Ted: I know it. |
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Marshall: I'm gonna knock back this beer, |
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I'm gonna knock back one more beer, |
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I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna write a 25-page paper, |
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I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get an "A." |
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My name is Rufus and that's the Troofus. |
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He got a B-minus. But, still, 25 pages in one night, B-minus? |
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The kid was good. |
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Ted: At least, let me buy you a beer. |
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Come on, I'll buy everyone a beer. |
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Robin: I'll help carry. |
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Robin: You know something, Ted? |
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Ted: What? |
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Robin: You are a catch. |
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You're gonna make some girl very happy. |
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And I am going to help you find her. |
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Ted: Well, good luck. |
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I mean, maybe, New York is just too big a town. |
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I mean, there's millions of people in this city. |
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How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life? |
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I mean, where even begin? |
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Robin: Hi, have you met Ted? |
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