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Barney: Okay, we just do this one little thing and the rest of the night is ours. |
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Ted: Why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up? |
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Barney: I don't know. Maybe her. Or her. |
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Ted: Wait. So, when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport, |
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you meant you were going to pick someone up at the airport? |
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Barney: Scenario. Couple of girls fly into town looking for a fun weekend in NYC when they meet two handsome international businessmen just back from a lucrative trip to Japan. |
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Sample dialog. You have a wheelie bag? Wow, I have a wheelie bag. |
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Ted: You've got to be kidding me. |
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Barney: False. Sidebar. Tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy. |
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Ted: I'm sketchy? |
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Barney: Trust me, it's gonna be legendary. |
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Ted: Don't say legendary, okay? |
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You're too liberal with the word legendary. |
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Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. |
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It's gonna be legendary. Snowsuit up! |
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Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here! |
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This is happening. Now, you can either put the bags on the carousel now or you can listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel. |
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Your move. |
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Barney: Ted, since the dawn of time, mankind has struggled... |