Doc Brown vs Doctor Who

Doc Brown vs Doctor Who 歌词

歌曲 Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
歌手 Epic Rap Battles of History
专辑 Epic Rap Battles of History - Doc Brown vs Doctor Who
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[00:12.53] Ooh, actually, if you don't mind
[00:14.47] it's just "The Doctor"
[00:15.72] Doesn't even really matter who.
[00:16.97] Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
[00:18.95] The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache
[00:20.40] Travels through time but with no class
[00:21.90] I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
[00:23.45] You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
[00:25.19] Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
[00:27.82] You're not going to tear any wonky
[00:29.13] holes in any fabric of space and time
[00:30.88] Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really,
[00:32.74] well, never mind
[00:33.81] Let's just say there's an infinite number of
[00:35.49] me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes!
[00:37.42] Great Scott! You're great...
[00:39.01] not! I spit it hot
[00:40.33] Then generate way more power
[00:41.95] than 1.21 gigawatts
[00:44.14] I'm not sure what sort of scientific
[00:46.13] authority you purport to be
[00:47.57] But I'm a real doctor!
[00:48.69] Where'd you get your degree?
[00:49.88] Despite all your companions
[00:51.44] you couldn't be having less sex
[00:52.93] I don't know what's lamer,
[00:54.12] your fans or your special effects!
[00:55.80] You don't get another turn to debate,
[00:57.36] time to face your permanent fate!
[00:59.41] Now Dalek my balls!
[01:01.28] Exterminate!
[01:02.03]
[01:04.05] I'm going to die...
[01:04.97]
[01:06.28] At least, this version of me...
[01:08.90] Perhaps you'd like another...
[01:10.21]
[01:11.58] Prepare to meet your...
[01:13.58] Density! Hahahahaha!
[01:14.94] I'm a mystical medical dog
[01:15.69] at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
[01:17.25]
[01:17.82] You're a possibly pedophiliac individual
[01:19.07] who should've never been born!
[01:20.73] You got your knickers in a twist
[01:21.79] while you're sucking on my piccadilly
[01:23.03] But I'm a lot lot different
[01:24.03] Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hangin'
[01:24.97] with an oedipal kid
[01:25.97] who's a BAWK BAWK chicken!
[01:27.08] Nobody calls me chicken!
[01:30.02] This is between us, Scarfy,
[01:31.70] don't try to outrhyme me
[01:33.17] You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey
[01:36.23] I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine
[01:39.10] You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy, with thirteen!
[00:12.53] 抱歉打扰一下
[00:14.47] 叫我“博士”就行
[00:15.72] 我是谁并不重要
[00:16.97] 我到底是跟谁说话 哦!是你
[00:18.95] 想学爱因斯坦,却没留胡子
[00:20.40] 穿越时光但毫无格调
[00:21.90] 我在拯救世界,你却在游手好闲
[00:23.45] 连个山谷市都跑不出去
[00:25.19] 你能不能冷静一点
[00:27.82] 一切都会没事的,你不会在时间的结构中
[00:29.13] 撕开不稳定的破洞
[00:30.88] 其实应该比较像地毯
[00:32.74] 算了,你不会懂的
[00:33.81] 这么说吧,现在有无限多个我
[00:35.49] 同时用饶舌来教训你这个混球
[00:37.42] 我的天哪,你好厉害
[00:39.01] 才怪
[00:40.33] 我热力四射,产生的热量
[00:41.95] 远远超过12.1亿瓦
[00:44.14] 我不知道你自称
[00:46.13] 算什么科学权威
[00:47.57] 但我是真正的博士
[00:48.69] 而你的学历证明在哪里
[00:49.88] 虽然有这么多个你
[00:51.44] 但没有一个有性趣
[00:52.93] 我不知道谁会更逊
[00:54.12] 你的粉丝还是剧中的特效
[00:55.80] 你没有机会再多唱一回
[00:57.36] 是时候与最终命运相对
[00:59.41] 现在来舔我的蛋蛋
[01:01.28] 毁灭
[01:04.05] 我要死了···
[01:06.28] 这···这个版本的我···
[01:08.90] 或许你喜欢另一个···
[01:11.58] 准备面对你的···
[01:13.58] 密度!哈哈哈
[01:14.94] 我是个神秘的医学博士
[01:15.69] 最擅长更换我的外形
[01:17.82] 你可能是个有恋童癖的个体
[01:19.07] 你妈不该把你生出来
[01:20.73] 你一直疯疯癫癫
[01:21.79] 连帮我咬也是一样
[01:23.03] 但我跟你差十万八千里
[01:24.03] 因为你是可怜的乡巴佬
[01:24.97] 有恋母情节的孩子
[01:25.97] 还是个咕叽咕叽的胆小鬼
[01:27.08] 谁都不准叫我胆小鬼
[01:30.02] 这是我们的战争,围巾男
[01:31.70] 你不要用别人来转移话题
[01:33.17] 你会发现我这个人和时间一样残酷,英国佬
[01:36.23] 我会把你那台像流动厕所的时光机拿来拉稀
[01:39.10] 你不是什么九命怪猫,你只是有13条命的病猫
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