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Greetings |
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My name's yours |
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What's Alaska |
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Everybody welcome to the show |
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The rules of engagement are really quite simple |
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So if you can pull yourself away from grindr for two seconds |
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Listen up |
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The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory |
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Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory |
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Take a picture and I'll last forever |
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Get your drinks now people |
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The more you drink the prettier we look |
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Is this your boyfriend honey |
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Not anymore |
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Tipping is compulsory |
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If you don't know what compulsory means |
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I'll spell it out for you "Tip These Men" |
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It takes a lot of money to look this cheap darling |
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Be kind to your entertainers |
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If you see a flaw squint |
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If you see a bulge don't be mad |
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Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises |
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If you see something you don't like |
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Something unseemly or offensive |
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Something vile or disgusting |
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We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show |
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At the corner of f**k you and go f**k yourself avenuecom I'll see you there |
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Bring a sweater |
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If you think you can do better sweetheart I implore you |
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Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for four and a half minutes |
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It's not as easy as it looks |
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Do you need a hairpiece |
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Here you can borrow mine |
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Show generosity to these monstrosities |
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Respect kindness compassion |
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And most of all whenever possible |
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Tell us we look gorgeous |
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Tell us we look gorgeous |
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Tell me I look gorgeous |
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Do I look gorgeous |
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Yeah |
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Okay but how about sexy |
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Yeah |
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Okay alright but how about sensual |
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Yeah |
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Alright but how about breathtaking geez |
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Yeah |
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I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people |
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Now let's review everybody |
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Your makeup is terrible |
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If you're not wearing nails you're not doing drag |
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Don't ever touch my hair |
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Anus |
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I love your pussy |
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Give me all your money |
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Absolutely |
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Come on nature come on come on buildup okay |
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Hieeee |
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Hieeee |
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Hieeee |
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Everybody everywhere |
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Everybody everywhere |
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Hieeee |
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Hieeee |
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Hieeee |
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Hieeee |
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Hieeee |
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Hieeee |
