歌曲 | Monorail Song, The |
歌手 | Cast |
歌手 | Lyle Lanley |
专辑 | Songs in the Key of Springfield |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.52] | Lyle Lanley:You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. |
[00:04.79] | No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it |
[00:08.31] | Homer:Heh-heh, mule. |
[00:12.16] | Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. |
[00:14.94] | And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. |
[00:18.24] | Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea. |
[00:25.24] | Mayor Quimby:Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. |
[00:29.26] | Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it. |
[00:31.95] | Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. |
[00:36.53] | I give you the Springfield Monorail! |
[00:42.50] | I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, |
[00:44.87] | and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! |
[00:48.47] | Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! |
[00:53.36] | What'd I say? |
[00:54.37] | Ned Flanders:Monorail! |
[00:55.40] | Lyle Lanley:What's it called? |
[00:56.16] | Patty and Selma:Monorail. |
[00:56.93] | Lyle Lanley:That's right! |
[00:57.63] | Monorail! |
[00:58.61] | Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail... |
[01:01.58] | Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud. |
[01:03.63] | Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud. |
[01:05.37] | Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend? |
[01:07.46] | Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend. |
[01:09.58] | Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs? |
[01:11.49] | Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs. |
[01:13.63] | Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil? |
[01:15.72] | Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level. |
[01:17.64] | Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can. |
[01:19.53] | Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man. |
[01:21.60] | I swear, it's Springfield's only choice! |
[01:23.66] | Throw up your hands and raise your voice! |
[01:25.58] | All:Monorail... |
[01:27.70] | Lyle Lanley:What's it called? |
[01:27.77] | Monorail... |
[01:28.64] | Once again! |
[01:29.80] | MONORAIL! |
[01:33.91] | Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken. |
[01:35.98] | Bart:Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! |
[01:37.85] | All:Monorail... |
[01:39.85] | Monorail!!!!!!!!! |
[01:41.92] | MONORAIL!! |
[01:44.85] | MONORAIL!!!!! |
[01:46.17] | Homer:Mono—D'oh! |
[00:00.52] | Lyle Lanley: You know, a town with money' s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. |
[00:04.79] | No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it |
[00:08.31] | Homer: Hehheh, mule. |
[00:12.16] | Lyle Lanley: The name' s Lanley, Lyle Lanley. |
[00:14.94] | And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. |
[00:18.24] | Probably the greatest Aw, it' s not for you. It' s more a Shelbyville idea. |
[00:25.24] | Mayor Quimby: Now, wait just a minute. We' re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. |
[00:29.26] | Just tell us your idea and we' ll vote for it. |
[00:31.95] | Lyle Lanley: All right. I' ll tell you what I' ll do. I' ll show you my idea. |
[00:36.53] | I give you the Springfield Monorail! |
[00:42.50] | I' ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, |
[00:44.87] | and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! |
[00:48.47] | Well, sir, there' s nothin' on earth like a genuine bonafide electrified sixcar monorail! |
[00:53.36] | What' d I say? |
[00:54.37] | Ned Flanders: Monorail! |
[00:55.40] | Lyle Lanley: What' s it called? |
[00:56.16] | Patty and Selma: Monorail. |
[00:56.93] | Lyle Lanley: That' s right! |
[00:57.63] | Monorail! |
[00:58.61] | Cast: Monorail... monorail... monorail... |
[01:01.58] | Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud. |
[01:03.63] | Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. |
[01:05.37] | Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? |
[01:07.46] | Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. |
[01:09.58] | Barney Gumble: What about us braindead slobs? |
[01:11.49] | Lyle Lanley: You' ll be given cushy jobs. |
[01:13.63] | Grampa Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil? |
[01:15.72] | Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I' m on the level. |
[01:17.64] | Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. |
[01:19.53] | Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. |
[01:21.60] | I swear, it' s Springfield' s only choice! |
[01:23.66] | Throw up your hands and raise your voice! |
[01:25.58] | All: Monorail... |
[01:27.70] | Lyle Lanley: What' s it called? |
[01:27.77] | Monorail... |
[01:28.64] | Once again! |
[01:29.80] | MONORAIL! |
[01:33.91] | Marge: But Main Street' s still all cracked and broken. |
[01:35.98] | Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! |
[01:37.85] | All: Monorail... |
[01:39.85] | Monorail!!!!!!!!! |
[01:41.92] | MONORAIL!! |
[01:44.85] | MONORAIL!!!!! |
[01:46.17] | Homer: Mono D' oh! |
[00:00.52] | Lyle Lanley: You know, a town with money' s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. |
[00:04.79] | No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it |
[00:08.31] | Homer: Hehheh, mule. |
[00:12.16] | Lyle Lanley: The name' s Lanley, Lyle Lanley. |
[00:14.94] | And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. |
[00:18.24] | Probably the greatest Aw, it' s not for you. It' s more a Shelbyville idea. |
[00:25.24] | Mayor Quimby: Now, wait just a minute. We' re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. |
[00:29.26] | Just tell us your idea and we' ll vote for it. |
[00:31.95] | Lyle Lanley: All right. I' ll tell you what I' ll do. I' ll show you my idea. |
[00:36.53] | I give you the Springfield Monorail! |
[00:42.50] | I' ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, |
[00:44.87] | and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! |
[00:48.47] | Well, sir, there' s nothin' on earth like a genuine bonafide electrified sixcar monorail! |
[00:53.36] | What' d I say? |
[00:54.37] | Ned Flanders: Monorail! |
[00:55.40] | Lyle Lanley: What' s it called? |
[00:56.16] | Patty and Selma: Monorail. |
[00:56.93] | Lyle Lanley: That' s right! |
[00:57.63] | Monorail! |
[00:58.61] | Cast: Monorail... monorail... monorail... |
[01:01.58] | Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud. |
[01:03.63] | Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. |
[01:05.37] | Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? |
[01:07.46] | Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. |
[01:09.58] | Barney Gumble: What about us braindead slobs? |
[01:11.49] | Lyle Lanley: You' ll be given cushy jobs. |
[01:13.63] | Grampa Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil? |
[01:15.72] | Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I' m on the level. |
[01:17.64] | Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. |
[01:19.53] | Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. |
[01:21.60] | I swear, it' s Springfield' s only choice! |
[01:23.66] | Throw up your hands and raise your voice! |
[01:25.58] | All: Monorail... |
[01:27.70] | Lyle Lanley: What' s it called? |
[01:27.77] | Monorail... |
[01:28.64] | Once again! |
[01:29.80] | MONORAIL! |
[01:33.91] | Marge: But Main Street' s still all cracked and broken. |
[01:35.98] | Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! |
[01:37.85] | All: Monorail... |
[01:39.85] | Monorail!!!!!!!!! |
[01:41.92] | MONORAIL!! |
[01:44.85] | MONORAIL!!!!! |
[01:46.17] | Homer: Mono D' oh! |
[00:00.52] | Lyle Lanley:知道吗,一个有钱的城市就像有个纺轮的骡子 |
[00:04.79] | 没人知道它从哪弄来的 也没人知道它是不是知道会用 |
[00:08.31] | Homer:哈哈 骡子 |
[00:12.16] | Lyle Lanley:我是Lanley,Lyle Lanley |
[00:14.94] | 我给大家带来一个很好的主意 |
[00:18.24] | 也许是最棒的想法..呃..还是算了,我想这更适合Shelbyville |
[00:25.24] | Mayor Quimby:等等,我们比Shelbyville的人聪明多了 |
[00:29.26] | 你直接告诉我们你的想法,然后我们会投票决定 |
[00:31.95] | Lyle Lanley:那好吧,我说了啊,给你看看我的想法 |
[00:36.53] | 我建议修一条单轨轻轨 |
[00:42.50] | Brockway, Ogdenville |
[00:44.87] | 还有North Haverbrook都修了,而且他们还标在了地图上 |
[00:48.47] | 先生们,没有什么比正宗的电气化的有六个车厢的单轨轻轨更好的了 |
[00:53.36] | 我刚才说的是? |
[00:54.37] | Ned Flanders:单轨轻轨 |
[00:55.40] | Lyle Lanley:它叫啥? |
[00:56.16] | Patty and Selma:单轨轻轨 |
[00:56.93] | Lyle Lanley:没错 |
[00:57.63] | 单轨轻轨 |
[00:58.61] | Cast:单轨轻轨...单轨轻轨...单轨轻轨... |
[01:01.58] | Miss Hoover:我听说那东西很吵 |
[01:03.63] | Lyle Lanley:它简直跟云朵一样轻 |
[01:05.37] | Apu:铁轨会不会弯掉? |
[01:07.46] | Lyle Lanley:在你这有生之年是不会了,我的印度朋友 |
[01:09.58] | Barney Gumble:那这对我们这些小人物有什么好处 |
[01:11.49] | Lyle Lanley:可以提供一些轻松又赚钱的工作给你们 |
[01:13.63] | Grampa Simpson:那玩意会把我送到魔鬼那去吗? |
[01:15.72] | Lyle Lanley:不会 先生们,我等同于魔鬼了 |
[01:17.64] | Chief Wiggum:这个罐子的拉环断了 |
[01:19.53] | Lyle Lanley:用我的刀吧,我的好朋友 |
[01:21.60] | 我发誓这是春田镇最好的选择 |
[01:23.66] | 把你们的手举起来 喊出你们的选择 |
[01:25.58] | All:单轨轻轨 |
[01:27.70] | Lyle Lanley:它就是... |
[01:27.77] | 单轨轻轨 |
[01:28.64] | 再来一次 |
[01:29.80] | 单轨轻轨 |
[01:33.91] | Marge:但是主干道还是破损的啊 |
[01:35.98] | Bart:抱歉了老妈,暴民已经有了选择 |
[01:37.85] | All:单轨轻轨 |
[01:39.85] | 单轨轻轨!!! |
[01:41.92] | 单轨轻轨!!! |
[01:44.85] | 单轨轻轨!!! |
[01:46.17] | Homer:单轻...D'oh! |