Monorail Song, The

Monorail Song, The 歌词

歌曲 Monorail Song, The
歌手 Cast
歌手 Lyle Lanley
专辑 Songs in the Key of Springfield
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[00:00.52] Lyle Lanley:You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel.
[00:04.79] No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
[00:08.31] Homer:Heh-heh, mule.
[00:12.16] Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley.
[00:14.94] And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.
[00:18.24] Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.
[00:25.24] Mayor Quimby:Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
[00:29.26] Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.
[00:31.95] Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea.
[00:36.53] I give you the Springfield Monorail!
[00:42.50] I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,
[00:44.87] and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
[00:48.47] Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!
[00:53.36] What'd I say?
[00:54.37] Ned Flanders:Monorail!
[00:55.40] Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
[00:56.16] Patty and Selma:Monorail.
[00:56.93] Lyle Lanley:That's right!
[00:57.63] Monorail!
[00:58.61] Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail...
[01:01.58] Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud.
[01:03.63] Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud.
[01:05.37] Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend?
[01:07.46] Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
[01:09.58] Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs?
[01:11.49] Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs.
[01:13.63] Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil?
[01:15.72] Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level.
[01:17.64] Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can.
[01:19.53] Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man.
[01:21.60] I swear, it's Springfield's only choice!
[01:23.66] Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
[01:25.58] All:Monorail...
[01:27.70] Lyle Lanley:What's it called?
[01:27.77] Monorail...
[01:28.64] Once again!
[01:29.80] MONORAIL!
[01:33.91] Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.
[01:35.98] Bart:Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
[01:37.85] All:Monorail...
[01:39.85] Monorail!!!!!!!!!
[01:41.92] MONORAIL!!
[01:44.85] MONORAIL!!!!!
[01:46.17] Homer:Mono—D'oh!
[00:00.52] Lyle Lanley: You know, a town with money' s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel.
[00:04.79] No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
[00:08.31] Homer: Hehheh, mule.
[00:12.16] Lyle Lanley: The name' s Lanley, Lyle Lanley.
[00:14.94] And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.
[00:18.24] Probably the greatest Aw, it' s not for you. It' s more a Shelbyville idea.
[00:25.24] Mayor Quimby: Now, wait just a minute. We' re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
[00:29.26] Just tell us your idea and we' ll vote for it.
[00:31.95] Lyle Lanley: All right. I' ll tell you what I' ll do. I' ll show you my idea.
[00:36.53] I give you the Springfield Monorail!
[00:42.50] I' ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,
[00:44.87] and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
[00:48.47] Well, sir, there' s nothin' on earth like a genuine bonafide electrified sixcar monorail!
[00:53.36] What' d I say?
[00:54.37] Ned Flanders: Monorail!
[00:55.40] Lyle Lanley: What' s it called?
[00:56.16] Patty and Selma: Monorail.
[00:56.93] Lyle Lanley: That' s right!
[00:57.63] Monorail!
[00:58.61] Cast: Monorail... monorail... monorail...
[01:01.58] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
[01:03.63] Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
[01:05.37] Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
[01:07.46] Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
[01:09.58] Barney Gumble: What about us braindead slobs?
[01:11.49] Lyle Lanley: You' ll be given cushy jobs.
[01:13.63] Grampa Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil?
[01:15.72] Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I' m on the level.
[01:17.64] Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
[01:19.53] Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
[01:21.60] I swear, it' s Springfield' s only choice!
[01:23.66] Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
[01:25.58] All: Monorail...
[01:27.70] Lyle Lanley: What' s it called?
[01:27.77] Monorail...
[01:28.64] Once again!
[01:29.80] MONORAIL!
[01:33.91] Marge: But Main Street' s still all cracked and broken.
[01:35.98] Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
[01:37.85] All: Monorail...
[01:39.85] Monorail!!!!!!!!!
[01:41.92] MONORAIL!!
[01:44.85] MONORAIL!!!!!
[01:46.17] Homer: Mono D' oh!
[00:00.52] Lyle Lanley: You know, a town with money' s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel.
[00:04.79] No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
[00:08.31] Homer: Hehheh, mule.
[00:12.16] Lyle Lanley: The name' s Lanley, Lyle Lanley.
[00:14.94] And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.
[00:18.24] Probably the greatest Aw, it' s not for you. It' s more a Shelbyville idea.
[00:25.24] Mayor Quimby: Now, wait just a minute. We' re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
[00:29.26] Just tell us your idea and we' ll vote for it.
[00:31.95] Lyle Lanley: All right. I' ll tell you what I' ll do. I' ll show you my idea.
[00:36.53] I give you the Springfield Monorail!
[00:42.50] I' ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville,
[00:44.87] and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
[00:48.47] Well, sir, there' s nothin' on earth like a genuine bonafide electrified sixcar monorail!
[00:53.36] What' d I say?
[00:54.37] Ned Flanders: Monorail!
[00:55.40] Lyle Lanley: What' s it called?
[00:56.16] Patty and Selma: Monorail.
[00:56.93] Lyle Lanley: That' s right!
[00:57.63] Monorail!
[00:58.61] Cast: Monorail... monorail... monorail...
[01:01.58] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.
[01:03.63] Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
[01:05.37] Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
[01:07.46] Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
[01:09.58] Barney Gumble: What about us braindead slobs?
[01:11.49] Lyle Lanley: You' ll be given cushy jobs.
[01:13.63] Grampa Simpson: Were you sent here by the devil?
[01:15.72] Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I' m on the level.
[01:17.64] Chief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
[01:19.53] Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
[01:21.60] I swear, it' s Springfield' s only choice!
[01:23.66] Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
[01:25.58] All: Monorail...
[01:27.70] Lyle Lanley: What' s it called?
[01:27.77] Monorail...
[01:28.64] Once again!
[01:29.80] MONORAIL!
[01:33.91] Marge: But Main Street' s still all cracked and broken.
[01:35.98] Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
[01:37.85] All: Monorail...
[01:39.85] Monorail!!!!!!!!!
[01:41.92] MONORAIL!!
[01:44.85] MONORAIL!!!!!
[01:46.17] Homer: Mono D' oh!
[00:00.52] Lyle Lanley:知道吗,一个有钱的城市就像有个纺轮的骡子
[00:04.79] 没人知道它从哪弄来的 也没人知道它是不是知道会用
[00:08.31] Homer:哈哈 骡子
[00:12.16] Lyle Lanley:我是Lanley,Lyle Lanley
[00:14.94] 我给大家带来一个很好的主意
[00:18.24] 也许是最棒的想法..呃..还是算了,我想这更适合Shelbyville
[00:25.24] Mayor Quimby:等等,我们比Shelbyville的人聪明多了
[00:29.26] 你直接告诉我们你的想法,然后我们会投票决定
[00:31.95] Lyle Lanley:那好吧,我说了啊,给你看看我的想法
[00:36.53] 我建议修一条单轨轻轨
[00:42.50] Brockway, Ogdenville
[00:44.87] 还有North Haverbrook都修了,而且他们还标在了地图上
[00:48.47] 先生们,没有什么比正宗的电气化的有六个车厢的单轨轻轨更好的了
[00:53.36] 我刚才说的是?
[00:54.37] Ned Flanders:单轨轻轨
[00:55.40] Lyle Lanley:它叫啥?
[00:56.16] Patty and Selma:单轨轻轨
[00:56.93] Lyle Lanley:没错
[00:57.63] 单轨轻轨
[00:58.61] Cast:单轨轻轨...单轨轻轨...单轨轻轨...
[01:01.58] Miss Hoover:我听说那东西很吵
[01:03.63] Lyle Lanley:它简直跟云朵一样轻
[01:05.37] Apu:铁轨会不会弯掉?
[01:07.46] Lyle Lanley:在你这有生之年是不会了,我的印度朋友
[01:09.58] Barney Gumble:那这对我们这些小人物有什么好处
[01:11.49] Lyle Lanley:可以提供一些轻松又赚钱的工作给你们
[01:13.63] Grampa Simpson:那玩意会把我送到魔鬼那去吗?
[01:15.72] Lyle Lanley:不会 先生们,我等同于魔鬼了
[01:17.64] Chief Wiggum:这个罐子的拉环断了
[01:19.53] Lyle Lanley:用我的刀吧,我的好朋友
[01:21.60] 我发誓这是春田镇最好的选择
[01:23.66] 把你们的手举起来 喊出你们的选择
[01:25.58] All:单轨轻轨
[01:27.70] Lyle Lanley:它就是...
[01:27.77] 单轨轻轨
[01:28.64] 再来一次
[01:29.80] 单轨轻轨
[01:33.91] Marge:但是主干道还是破损的啊
[01:35.98] Bart:抱歉了老妈,暴民已经有了选择
[01:37.85] All:单轨轻轨
[01:39.85] 单轨轻轨!!!
[01:41.92] 单轨轻轨!!!
[01:44.85] 单轨轻轨!!!
[01:46.17] Homer:单轻...D'oh!
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