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I'm waking up in Cheeto dust |
[00:21.490] |
My belly's covered with pizza crust |
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I'm using my inhaler now |
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I'm out of shape, fattening up |
[00:35.620] |
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup |
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Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa |
[00:44.100] |
The TV's on, I really hate this show |
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I can't reach my remote control |
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Welcome to my new place, to my new place |
[00:55.900] |
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place |
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I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive |
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I'm really inactive, highly inactive |
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My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied |
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Always lose my fight with gravity |
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I rest my bones, and just chillax |
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My nordictrack's collecting dust |
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And my stairmaster's a pile of rust |
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This is it, the inertia |
[01:40.210] |
I can't get up, this couch is part of me |
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I'm growing cobwebs on my knee |
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Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age |
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I could read my rib cage, here is my age |
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I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive |
[02:05.550] |
I'm really inactive, not very active |
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Near comatose, no exercise |
[02:16.420] |
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive |
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I'm giving up, my energy is shot. |
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I'm never moving from this spot |
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Never move from this place, move from this place |
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I'll stay here in this place, right in this place |
[02:41.110] |
I'm really inactive, just so inactive |
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I'm really inactive, not so attractive |